25 Knights of Ren Theories
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Jenny Nicholson, today I got stuck in a small town in Delaware and had no choice but to take lunch at Mickey Dee's. I went in there and asked for the best damn happy meal they have. And do you know, when I opened it up, there was a My Little Pony figure right there on top of my cheeseburger, pretty as you please. Are you hep to those?
I thought they were a group of committed ornithologists blessed by the queen with a passion for small New World songbirds?
We are the Knights of Ren. Oh, and we're Negan too. It's complicated.
And we're Poppy.
The Knights of Ren were wiped out in an epic battle with the evenly matched Knights of Stimpy. There were no survivors.
The Knights of Ren are Ben and Luke Knight of Ren, Idaho, purveyors of the top selling Kia dealership in the state VIII years running. Slayers of the high percentage financing dragon!
The Knights of Ren is a board game Snoke, Hux and Kylo play on family game night and Kylo always wins.
Well, whoever they are, we're probably going to disappointed. That seems to be the thing with this trilogy. I know I'm going to catch hell for this but I wanted to see Luke Skywalker go on one last glorious space opera adventure. Kill him off if you want but have him go out in a heroic blaze of glory. When I say this to fellow Star Wars fans, I always get the same response, "That would be too obvious and trite." Sometimes obvious is the right way to go though. We didn't get the swashbuckling son of Anakin Skywalker. We got the mean, bitter nephew of Owen Lars. It totally sucks! Sorry but I had to get that off my chest.
Um....he did go out in glory, saving the Resistance survivors. He went out better than Obi Wan, Han and especially Yoda did.
Knights of Ren is actually short for The Knights of Renaissance. And what we saw in the Force vision, was their annual week long get together festival. The guy Kylo stabbed? He didn't wear the right costume. Ben's got no time for imprecise cosplay.
Love the new video! I have subtitled it through the community contributions. I've been watching some good videos about audience outreach and subtitling on youtube - subtitling and captions can help increase your audience by a huge amount - jessica kellgren-fozzard has some great videos on captioning youtube videos. Hope this helps you out!
I had to google the spelling of a bunch of fucked up star wars names to do these subtitles - what is wrong with the entire star wars universe. Unkar Plutt is in my search history forever now.
I especially dig the sleeves on that Star Wars shirt. Does it come in red? Black makes me look washed-out.
The Knights of Ren is an arcade fighting game. Kylo was really good at it and named himself after it. His high score was better than Snoke's.
Actually, the Nights of Ren is Kylo's nightclub, and Master sounds cooler than owner.
They just don't have the word "owner" in star wars universe. Dexter Jettster is master of his diner
The list just got funnier and funnier :) Also the numbers were a nice little touch.
"It's a Tuesday."
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Awesome! Thank you :D Always appreciate the work you put into your content.