September Ramble Voting
This month is my birthday month, which means it's especially important that you select the best ramble topic. Even though it's for a video that will come out next month (not my birthday month)
As always, you may select as many topics as you like! The highest total number of votes wins.
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Y'all no shot the vlog doesn't win this please
Since Ranking Witches, bar an insane upset, is clearly winning, just in case Jenny is doing a cursory scroll through the comments, I have a few not-immediately-obvious candidates: - The Witches of Eastwick - The Twitches - Vivian from The Thousand Year Door - Kamek and/or Kammy Koopa - Mary-Kate Olson from Beastly (maybe this goes without saying but just in case) - Bayonetta - Mismagius, Hatterene, and Delphox - If you've played any, any Final Fantasy mage (I would vote for Vivi from IX, his design feels the most "witchy") - Loki (maybe a hot take but I think he qualifies) - And finally, the legend herself: Scary Godmother (Oh and I'm sure Grandma Aggie from Halloweentown went without saying, but I do hope you bring up the insane lore drop in the fourth movie that she was once a literal dictator)
DELPHOX MENTION!!!!!!!
Fish
maybe next month, josh 😔😔
Jenny since witches is doing so well please give the 1980’s tv special The Worst Witch a watch (I doubt you haven’t already) it’s free on YouTube I regularly make everyone I know watch the song and dance number done by Tim Curry. It begs the question, has anybody seen my tambourine?!?!?
october is MY birthday month so we are in agreement about the importance of this poll
Anyone not voting for umamusume pretty derby is depriving themselves of unbelievably great content The plot of the game is that when champion race horses die in this world, they're reborn in another world exactly like ours except actual horses don't exist there, and the reborn horses, who inevitable come back as cute girls, retain the ability to run at the same speeds with the same stamina they had in their first life as horses. As a result in this world the #1 most popular sport is watching freakishly fast little girls run around a race track and then afterwards the winner puts on a k-pop concert naturally And you play as a regular non-horse horse trainer whose job is to pick an undead horse anime girl pop star and train her over the course of three years to become the undead horse anime girl pop star champion, at the end of which your chosen formerly horse anime girl retires but can act as a mentor for whichever formerly a horse anime girl you decide to take under your wing next It's also part dating sim in that if you just try to train your undead horse who is now an anime girl without doing things she enjoys and letting her relax she'll get depressed and her stats go down And finally, all the undead horse anime girl pop star racers are based on actual race horses and have the racing attributes and personality traits of their actual race horse, and their 3 year storyline will include actual races from that horse's real life Also while in-game all the anime girls died as horses, in real life a ton of those horses are still alive because horses can live to be like fucking 35 but most horses' racing careers end at 5 or 6 So now a bunch of random horse stud farms in Japan have been getting swarmed by weebs wanting photographs with the real life horses their favorite undead horse anime girl pop star is based off of Jenny could have a fucking field day with this, I want to see it so bad lol
Well that's a lot that I know about the schoolgirls horseracing game now
Cmon witches clear the finish line...
Also, Halloween animatronics sounds PEAK. C'mon guys, it's like Spider Reviews but crazier!!
Okay, I'm not sure enough people voting know what Uma Musume Pretty Derby is. It's an anime and game franchise about horsegirl waifus that are all based on real Japanese racehorses. So their names are all things like Rice Shower and Vodka and stuff like that. They have ears and tails and they just run like regular bipedal humans in a track race. It's quite frankly insane, conceptually. I do think watching extended gameplay can be boring, but like, Jenny just talking about the concept, characters, and lore (maybe reading the wiki for the anime to understand storylines, etc.)... sounds incredible.
Speaking of Japanese racehorses I just learned about the late Haru Urara, RIP to a real one
These are all really good but I have never needed a Jenny video more than her takes on Umamusume the $2.4 Billion dollar horse game juggernaut
I would die for this fr fr
Kpop demon hunterws pleaseee
Part of me wants to throw the jenny university person a bone just because im tired of seeing it on the polls every single month. But I feel like it's one of those topics that will make jenny go "I don't know what you want from me." Lmao
FISH TIER LIST IS BACK FROM THE DEAD, HALLELUJAH
Sooo many good ones! Except the kpop demon hunters 😀
HBD Jenny! Voting for (hopefully) easy topics this month to give you a much-needed break; also super sorry the comments on the last ramble turned out so bad, I know I fanned the flames way too much. Hope you're thriving!
What happened with that? All of a sudden comments were disabled. I thought it was a Patreon glitch.
LOVE to see a spooky topic in the lead
Perhaps a witch ranking will really let the people see that a fish ranking is so, so necessary too.
Hey Jenny! First comment longtime watcher. I just watched the documentary stolen kingdom which was partially about buzzy. Would love your views on it! Love your videos!!
are we abt to get a stern talking to?
Love everything Halloween!
Really rooting for the Knott’s one! I love the Scary Farm event. It was new to me since I didn’t go to this park until recently but it’s actually pretty interesting given it’s all original without IPs. I would love to know Jenny’s thoughts, especially if she also loves the Cinema Slasher murderous popcorn like I do.
Happy Birthday, Jenny! I hope that the winning topic is one you have fun with!! Your ramble vids are very much comfort media for me, and accompany me while I do puzzles. Thank you for all the time and effort you put in to making them!!
Happy B-day Jenny!!! Hope you have (or had) an amazing day!
Halloween was officially created as a holiday in 1517 by Holy Roman Emperor John Constantine, on his deathbed. However, due to his extreme Scottish accent, no one could understand half of what he was saying, so the part where he said, "Let the children all go home after trick-or-treating and vote for fish rambles" is now considered lost media. But I remember. Happy birthday, Jenny! Happy birthday, Constantine! Happy birthday, fish!
I'd prefer not to hear about the gambling app, but it's nowhere near the front so I think I'm safe
my little pony takes …. one of these months it’s gonna be you……
Which would be at the bottom of the Halloween candy tier list- candy corn or an apple? And where would Swedish Fish rank?
I feel like apples should be at the bottom by default because they are not candy.
Team virgo!
jenny university someday you will prevail
Happy Jenny Day!
Happy Birthday! 🐠🎉
Happy Birthday Jenny!
jenny as a fellow vegetarian, i want to know how you feel about the Impossible/Beyond burger. personally i prefer when veggie burgers don't just try to taste like meat (i like the ones where they get creative with the herbs and spices), but i'd love to hear your take on this extremely heated and not at all weirdly specific topic
Vegetarian here as well and I’m totally with you, fwiw. I love house made veggie patties when places do those.
Go fish tier ranking! The Knotts Scary Farm vlog would be cool too. 🎉 Happy birthday Jenny! 🥳
ウマ娘 プリティーダービー!
Happy birthday! 🎉
Tier Ranking Fish, one day you will know glory
Happy Birthday Jenny 🥳
The cryptid video suggestion is dead and buried T-T
Omg I would love to hear about Friendship is Witchcraft!!! Everyone please vote for that one :D
Happy birthday!! Maybe for my birthday in November we'll get a friendship is witchcraft retrospective ksksksksksksksjskskaka
someday i'll get the perfect disney vacation advice i need. someday.
Someday💔
Happy Birthday! Let's Go Fish! Which is the cheer slogan for the Jenny University sports team, The Ranked Fish. For what could actually win, pulling for Pop Culture Witches. Mostly because I have some pet Hocus Pocus hot takes and I wonder if Jenny has comparable ones. Also maybe a JK Rowling drive by, you know we all need one of those.
one day the fish list will win, and it will be glorious
Who do you think is really driving global warming? Hastag fishpiracy
Happy Birthday!
that's so epic its also my birthday this month in 2 days
Let’s go fish!
IT'S JENNY UNIVERSITY FOR SURE
Happy birthday!!
Broke: Jenny’s Choice. Woke: FISH
Whoever is holding strong on submitting Tier Ranking Fish, you truly are a hero. Our time will come one day.
If you’re not voting for fish what are you even doing with your life?
Been very curious about Jenny’s thoughts about the new horse girls on the block, so hooves crossed for Umamusume.
Fish will never win :(
Don't give up up the fish!
I'd be down for most any of these, but I voted for four of them this go-round.
One day team fish will get their time! 🐟 🐠
This is a much better ballot than the past couple of months, thank you to the upper tier folks for the course correction
One day. I have to believe that one day. We will get shocking and controversial pony takes. I'll never give up on you, pony takes
It's one of the only reoccurring options I actually like
I pray for an Uma Musume video
Fish fish fish fish fish Witches would be an acceptable substitute, I suppose.
I'm worried that, after the month the fish have finally been ranked, the members of team fish will be lost and we won't know what to vote for next.
It’ll be a bigger problem for Jenny. All of the rambles after the fish ranking will seem as underwhelming as the harmonica player who came on after The Beatles on The Ed Sullivan Show. Fortunately it’s just a hypothetical scenario!
Come on Knotts Scary!!!
I think a Jenny vlog of a spooky theme park would be such cozy Halloween viewing, please consider voting for the Knott’s Scary Farm vlog!!
K-POP DEMON HUNTERS PULL THROUGH
the fish will rise on this september eve
People born in September are just inherently cooler, that's just science
cmon fish cmonnnn
Why do I always end up voting on all but two topics 😭
Horse girl thoughts on horse girl game/anime plz.
Month number ??? of rooting for Disney vacation on 3 budgets
I’m literally going in February 😭 pleaseee people
This has to be the vote we finally get Jenny university
Happy upcoming birthday! 🎂
What’s a better birthday present than some fish to tier rank
The fish will see justice one of these days
fish! fish! fish!
Halloween themed, folks! Let’s get us some Halloween! 🎃
My Little Pony takes or bust!
Happy birthday!
Tier ranking fish my beloved
praying to finally get jenny university
To me, the appeal of Jenny University is that it would likely involve talking about several different things she's interested in
I’m still team fish
I’m perpetually team fish