Barbie Preview 2
Since the entries aren't being finished/posted in chronological order, I've chosen to redact the tier list visuals, because they would be spoilers for unreleased parts.
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I still want this so badly
I remember the vibe in the air about Barbie vs. Bratz. I didn't know much at 6 years old, but I knew of the cold war between these powers. I was also just so confused by MyScene as a separate brand and canon at age 6. "Who's River? Who are these girls? I thought Barbie's boyfriend was Ken?" "No, Ken and Barbie broke up." "What's 'broke up'?" My friend had tons of dolls, including Bratz and their weird detachable feet, and they were the lore expert at the senior age of 8.
jennifer please
what was the dream Madison!!?
Please Jenny I’m begging you
Waiting so patiently
I need this full video
hope this is still coming 🙏
I would love a Barbie movie about the mom from the Secret Door who didn't get to go to the magical land until her middle age.
My scene they could never make me hate you
this video is going to rip when it comes out
I rewatched this and when we got to the social anxiety princess I'd completely forgotten how ugly the fairy tale land is and how stupid and unappealing the story is. Jenny starts introducing the movie and I go through the exact same journey she describes, and the exact same journey I already went through the first time I watched this preview: "Oh this seems cool! The protagonist looks cute and has a personality and a real problem to overcome! Secret fairy tale lands are a no brainer, they're always cool, this movie must be awesome! Oh... oh no..." Baffling how they messed this up. The fairy tale land looks awful, I hate looking at the villain, and what fixes Barbie's social anxiety is just... discovering that she has magic? A story like this should be so easy and yet they just dropped the ball completely. Maybe it's unfair of me to judge the movie so harshly without even having seen it myself, problem is I'm never GOING to watch a movie that looks like that.
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This is my no-stakes Barbie conspiracy theory: YA author Shannon Hale wrote a book called Princess Academy (which ruled my life in 2007), and she said in a blog post that Mattel approached her about a Barbie adaptation, which she turned down (the book is VERY not Barbie). I feel like Barbie Princess Charm School was the serial numbers filed-off adaptation - in fact, it's probably what they would have made even if they'd gotten the book rights haha
Harvey Wienstien and Lindsey Lohan?!?! My scene was wildin
I was just watching an anime that includes a school that only nobles, who are the only people in the kingdom who have mana and can use magic, can go to. But the main noble character enrolls her commoner servant pretty much just so he could do lackey stuff for her at school. So yep, it's not a YA novel, but that extreme class dynamic in a school exists lol. And tbh, there are a lot of anime that include the 'poor but smart girl in a school full of ultra-rich studly dudes who unofficially make her their servant' thing. Hana Yori Dango and Ouran Host Club are two classics.
"And don't come out!" -Jenny Nicholson
Sorry if you cover this in a different part of the video, but the MyScene movies actual tie into their animated web series! Like Madison’s dream is an early episode. All the crushes and drama are outlined in it too. Doesn’t really fit with the topic of your video, but it is a pretty cool time capsule. Also, to my knowledge, MyScene was the first doll line to do this, which is crazy cause now every doll line does animated shorts
Is it me or Madison changed ethnicity between the two Myscenes movies ?
Madison : did your hear about my mom being run over by a truck today ? Barbie : oh that bites , but YoU KnOW wHaT eLsE BiTeS ?
So relatable for kids though. At 9yo, I said something similar to my cousin...at our great-grandma's wake.
non-comprehensive list of irl celebrities that are canon in the barbie universe: - lindsay lohan - harvey weinstein
I also love how the Magic song sounds like they asked a random office intern to write the lyrics, with the only prompt being "you find out that you're magic"
I'm just reeling over the choreography thing...dance is a creative endeavour where going off-script is frowned upon for good reason, especially when it has huge stage-filling movements like ballet. I'd be a little more sympathetic if it was a true solo performance but there were other dancers on stage, your director was 100% in the right Barbie Also, "school with nobles where wealthy commoners can attend but never rise to nobility themselves" is just Fire Emblem Three Houses
Oh the miramax Weinstein jumpscare happens a lot from that era. Rewatched spy kids 2 and I was like why is there so much uncomfortable foot stuff with the young girls in this great kids movie cut to credits Executive Producer Harvey Weinstein. Ohhh.
I can’t wait for this to drop!!
I’m SO happy that this video wasn’t scrapped 😩🫶🏻
Laughed my ass off at the part with Barbie’s name on the grave! Can’t wait to see the whole video!
ILYSM Jenny no rush but is there any estimation on when it’s dropping 🫣
I'm very distracted by River's arrow-shaped soul patch.
Can’t wait for this video I literally had a dream about it coming out
was River there????
I spent so much time on the Barbie website in the 2000's, and I always liked the princess side of things more, but my mind snapped into focus as soon as I saw the MyScene animation. And then I took a series of psychic blows at that clip with the movie producer. Also, no wonder my idea of dating was so confused as a kid, if all the romantic media I was watching was like "let's drag out this relationship tension for 4 more seasons by having them assert that they're super definitely not into each other, and agree verbally that they're not, and date other people but throw jealous hissy fits at each other about it." Screw "you can't marry a man you just met," I already knew that as a kid, where was my child-friendly road map to dating?
As a guy who was in high school around 2010, I can't help but feel like those clips explained a few things about by dating experience lol
PUTT-PUTT® SAVES THE ZOO MENTIONED
I can’t wait to have this full video in my life
Love a Putt-Putt reference!!
I have to admit, my favorite line comes from the first Barbie preview, "we spend the whole movie looking at the love interest, a prince who's been turned into a stupid Nutcracker". :)
I feel like I'd really love to see a children's cartoon written and produced by Jenny
written, produced, voice-acted… hey what’s friendship is witchcraft doing here—
Miramax? Oh no… OH NOOOOOO
This is gonna be my new favorite Jenny video.
the closed captions went crazy at "it has jokes" lol
It’s wild to me that they chose Giselle as one of the ballets. It’s my favourite ballet but it’s so dark lol
That bit where Patton is upset at the Ringwraith over Barbie's grave had me rolling.
oh no this unlocked for me that i had jammin on jamiaca on dvd bc i loveddddd myscene.com so much that i made my mom buy it for me. it may have been a double feature with masquerade madness actually
Jenny how extensive is your wig collection at this point
Ok but at 8:15, a cut back to 4:03....
Princess Charm School seems like such a fun premise and world, I kinda want to watch it now even though the animation on these Barbie movies is almost unwatchable to me (zero nostalgia factor)
God I just don’t know how Barbie can function in all these other movies without her trusted advisor Preminger
The baby doll ad is gonna haunt my nightmares
I wondering if they ever went full Sailor Moon with the Barbie movies/toys. I’m thinking no, but it seems like an obvious direction to try.
I do not want to be a mommy to the whispering doll!
Rarely does a clip reboot my brain, but the cartoon girl saying, "Its Harvey Weinstein" out of nowhere destroyed something in me
I actually clapped my hand to my mouth in shock like a cartoon character
*spoilers* YAY STUNT PUTT-PUTT TIER LIST STAND-IN!!!!11!!1!!!!!!
Ok, having had a math teacher named Mr Nolan my brain is now burned out.
This is hilarious! Love the whole Scene tangent
The moral of the movie is that choreography in ballet is the most evil thing in the universe. Then Barbie becomes a professional choreographer. So this is about Barbie’s journey to the dark side. “Luke, I am your father. Join me and we will choreograph ballets instead of letting the dancers dance any way they damn well want to.”
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Here is a link to the first Barbie preview in case anyone hasn't seen it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qok5zCwb8s&t=1s Also, I love when the Patreon previews include exclusive jokes like the Putt-Putt demo screen. A truly hilarious touch!
Thank you, I was going crazy trying to find this. I wondered why it seemed familiar!
"I will smile noselessly at you" is my new thing. I now regret my nose.
I have it on good authority that getting yourself at least six horcruxes will solve that problem in a jiffy.
MY TIME HAS COME! i truly am so excited for this full video, even if it takes 4 more years to come out. and as someone with incredibly strong barbie opinions, so far i agree with most of your takes except about barbie in the nutcracker. that shit's fire
Does the audio sound a little uneven to anyone else? It feels like the first half's voiceover/talking segments are louder or more crisp than the ones in the second half. Not sure if its just my device though
@4 minutes, who would have thought the creepy whisper doll wouldn't be the scariest moment in the video?
In China Barbie isn't that big but they have a doll brand called Yeloli that fills that niche, and if you like angst in girls media I think it would be worth a look! (The first five seasons are dubbed into English on Youtube.) The basic premise is that a group of fairies were cursed to become lifeless dolls, but if a child truly loves their doll, it will come to life and grant a magical glowup, Sailor Moon style Also this squad of kids has to constantly fight the evil fairy queen who is trying to invade the human world.
I feel like that might have made me sad as a kid, cause I would have thought that if my doll didn't come to life it meant I didnt love it enough😆
This is SO GOOD! Also: I know that the trope of "outsider at the fancy boarding school" is well-traveled, but I want an examination of parallels between Barbie's Princess School and Tyra Banks's Modelland specifically.
I feel like this is a multi year edging session waiting for Princess and the Pauper.
WOOO perfect way to spend a 30 minute drive home. Can't wait to watch this 8 more times in anticipation of the whole thing
YES!!! ever since i knew about the barbie video ive been anticipating what you think about princess charm school - its like my comfort movie im so glad you liked it💖
The funniest part about My Scene was they eventually kicked Barbie out of it, presumably because the brand at that point was dragging her down.
I'm so excited!!!
I am incredibly excited for this video. I loved the preview. I also went and watched the first one, it was from long before I was on the patreon. I loved many of these movies. I'm worried about how my childhood favorite will be rated, since it doesn't have a very good plot but I still believe it is incredible
My husband brought home Taco Bell right as the Taco Bell cup made an appearance in the video lol. Very immersive.
"it's harvey weinstein" jfc lmfao
This is so fun, those My Scene designs are so familiar to me despite having never watched the movies, but I know them from playing those little fashion games online! Madison was my favourite, I thought she was so gorgeous!
Same! I never saw the movies but I was OBSESSED with the flash games on the myscene website
36 min *PREVIEW*?? We are spoiled af. I can't wait to watch the first ever 10 hour long Jenny video.
I have never seen the My scene movies but i quite like the animation style ngl
the colors and backgrounds r insane though
I just rewatched the Land Before Time ranking video and I am sooooo ready for this 😍
Oh god it’s happening IT’S HAPPENING
Omg I completely forgot about my scene but seeing their hair threw me right back into the my scene games my sister and I were obsessed with.
YES! THE MY SCENE MOVIES!!!
Bucket hat blonde Jenny is top 5 costumes for sure.
OMG everyone, don’t freak out. Let’s all just calmly watch this video. *Breathes heavily into a bag to calm down*
Wow I had completely memory-holed the my scene dolls. Suffice it to say, preteen me (Bratz hater) was not impressed when they came out.
Re- Barbies vs Bratz: I had tons of Barbies but I was NOT allowed to play with Bratz dolls as a kid ever! Not even when I had playdates with friends at their houses. My parents also took away some of the clothes that my Barbies came packaged in & replaced them with homemade or vintage thrift store Barbie clothes because certain pieces of Barbie clothing "weren't modest enough." They also hated the amount of makeup on modern Barbies because they were worried it would corrupt me somehow, but the blue eyeshadow on vintage Barbie dolls was fine lol. Also I was never allowed to watch the Barbie movies, or most movies. I'm sure glad to be an adult.
I am sorry your parents were so strict... I hope you can buy all the slutiest Barbies and Bratz dolls that your heart desire ! 💖
YEAH LETS GO
I spent soo much time on the myscene website when I was a kid. Fantastic flash games
Let me tell you I am literally the biggest Barbie movie fan and I am so hyped for this I have all the DVDs.
Seeing this notification, in hindsight, may be my strangest “let’s freaking go” of my career, and I regret nothing
BLONDE JENNY GOES CRAZY BTW
JENNY!!! I have waited so long for another Barbie preview, I’ve watched the other short one so many times 😭
I hereby declare a national holiday in observance of new barbie vid content
THANK HEAVENS
yippee! huzzah!
what's up with that baby??
Likes to whisper in the dark
So excited !
omg what I wasn't expecting this treat :D
That was so good I can't wait for the finished vid!!
