May Ramble Voting
What a whirlwind month! Obviously the ramble for the previous poll ("Jenny's Favorite and Least Favorite Plot Twists of All Time") has not yet been posted, but I promise you'll have it before y'all get hit with the next billing cycle. Not trying to give a bad first impression for all the new patrons!
In the meantime, let's decide May's topic!
As always, you may choose as many options as you like*; the highest total number of votes wins.
*For iphone users, there's a bug on multiple-choice voting. The workaround is to vote for one option, force quit the app, then come back and vote for the other option(s). People have found it retains multiple votes when you do it this way
Comments (138)
"Do you have any special talents or skills?"
All of my favorite ideas from last month didn't come back :)
to whoever submitted ‘favorite companion creatures’, i really hope and also beg that you keep submitting it. it sounds like a literally perfect ramble topic choice. exactly the type of thing that i can imagine jenny probably has a good chunk of opinions about if prompted, will take long enough to be as sizable of a video as she wants it to be, and offers her enough space to make her own fun with it. i really hope this shows up again. it’ll easily win eventually, this month had some of the best options so i get why it was slightly sidelined but i’m 100% sure it’ll win eventually if resubmitted.
Hey Jenny, you should check out the Stalked by my Doctor movies on Lifetime. They are great terrible movies that would make good content for you.
I just beat the latest Nancy Drew game. A lot better than Midnight in Salem but still a lot of room for improvement to get that Drew charm back. I would love to see Jenny play it aaaaa
i just finished her last patreon video for the nancy drew game. its so good, I really would love to see another one
actually a fun topic would be “lost patreon polls jenny was rooting for” and she could go through a few topics she was hoping would win and never did and give a condensed version of what that video might’ve entailed
Wow
at this point just throw jenny university a bone. never voted for it but i respect its persistence so much it deserves a crumb of recognition
Omgg can we please rally behind the cryptids. I love when she gets her creative juices flowing.
New here but what is the fish thing
been here for quite a while and far as i know “the fish thing” is not an inside joke or anything .. just jenny literally ranking types of fish lol
the disney trip for a worst enemy idea is genius, i hope it wins
Yess, I would love it!!
I wonder who the worst enemy that Jenny would be planning the trip for would be? Randy Moore would be a good choice
This
waiting on a letter from jenny u still...
jenny university, i will never quit you
Stallions 4 Life! See u at the reunion, cuz
i have an unparalleled affection for disney's descendants movies and how beautifully hokey they are, so MAN i'd love to hear Jenny talk about them
Some nice supplementary content is she did guest star on the Descendants episode of the MusicalSplaining podcast
im ride or die for the fish tier ranking i think like one take 3 hours just a big list of fish and a dream
seriously, like I love Jenny's Disney takes and all, but I want to hear about how Great Whites are S tier and carp are C tier (poor edibility, but great tenacity/adaptibility) and in a shocking upset, bluefin tuna only make D tier (overrated, overfished, always getting dolphins and sea lions caught up in their problems)
You should rank Sanrio characters, I think it would be funny since you’re not really into Sanrio
Outfit possibilities ✨️
I want to thank whoever proposed the Giant Gorilla topic and I hope this one sticks around until it picks up steam 😊
Cryptids are like pokemon except they're all real. All of them. Not sure if something like a Ninki Nanka would count. It's a (real) west African creature which is sorta like a giraffe dragon and has its own song. Or a Grootslang which is like 50% elephant, 50% serpent, 100% awesome. They might be considered more creatures of folklore, which, while equally real, have a different vibe to most cryptids.
I just looked them up and they both look awsome! I want more media representation for them!
My God! I want Jenny University to win I have been voting for it for ages!
Hard to do worse for your enemy at Disney parks than the genie itinerary planner can do!
so sad the my little pony hot takes and toy/doll tour from last month were lost o7, pulling for you virtual companion creatures!!
FISH FISH FISH FISH
I really would love to see Jenny play another Nancy Drew game!
I do think the worst day at Disney topic is fun but the three budgets would make for such an informational and entertaining video! I’m torn
RIP shocking and controversial MLP takes, I voted for you every time
Cryptids is too low. I need Jenny’s take on Mothman
The funny thing is he doesn't hurt the bridges. He's an inspector for the dept of transportation, those are already the bridges most likely to fall down
I have been waiting for the 3 Disney vacations to win forever, but I guess if it’s going to take 2nd place to anything, I’ll take it’s spiritual cousin of Disney trip for an enemy haha
JENNY UNIVERSITY 'TILL I DIE
one day the neopets shall inherit the earth
Cryptids and Nancy Drew? What a great poll this month
The period at the end of the disney day for her worst enemy topic just adds a genius level of passive aggression
Just STUNNED that tier ranking fish isn't higher! Jenny would crush that rant
Would love to see Jenny do a Q & A video. I'd like to know how she got started, does she still have her BB-8 collection, and how come we never see Aragog and the big Porg in the same video. BTW, what's the big Porg's name and is it the same one from that Target giveaway?
alot of interesting topics, the guy with the Fish Tier I voted just for you <3
After your fur-bearing trout video I want your opinions on fish
z-o-m-b-i-e-s deserves recognition and i will cheer for change until they get it
same here as sum1 who grew up on disney and had hsm as one of my first special interests
Real talk: what are your rankings of Star Wars droids and how close is B2EMO to the top of that list?
Yesss the cryptid topic! Thank you to whoever submitted that. My comfort show used to be “Monsters and Mysteries in America,” and since Jenny watched “A Haunting,” I suspect that she was watching some Destination America too.
really hope someday the virtual pets one wins, id kill to see jenny talk abt neopets
Omg so many of these are gold
I know it won’t win but I would really love to see Jenny play the newest Nancy Drew game. I watched Gab Smolders play it and it’s unlike any other Nancy game. Would be really interested in hearing Jenny’s thoughts
i'm halfway thru it and i'm really enjoying it so far, except that i can't figure out why the dialogue constantly makes me feel like i've had a stroke. who wrote it?? why is it so bizarre and unnatural?? the actors' readings are also often pretty weird but i assume they were required to read them all out of context and that's why they don't flow in conversations, but i don't understand why the words themselves are so strange
Great suggestions this month 👏
Congratulations Jenny for the traction your Star Wars hotel video has gotten. It was even mentioned on the BBC news website.
And CNN where I am!
So I guess we're saying goodbye to shocking and controversial My Little Pony takes. One day...
So the 'Plan a day at a Disney park for her worst enemy' is for the guy that sat her behind that Starcruiser pole? Hmm, could be interesting.
Or Randy Moore.
Just once I would love to see the budget Disney vacation ramble win, could be really useful to a lot of us. But I have given up of that one ever winning
i vote every time in hopes
It is a great poll for Animal Topics!
I'm glad to see so many theme park options! The theme park rambles are always my favs
Oooooo I need that cryptid one someday, I gotta know if Jenny's cryptid would be airborne, land based, or aquatic. It would be really fun if there was an included logical explanation for the cryptid too, like how Mothman and The Flat Woods Monster were both barn owls.
Personally, I'm hoping that the Apes win. Just to see if you bust out a Guerilla suit 😂
I think Jenny U has a shot this time 😤 come on boys
Jenny U will get there some day, I believe!
Having played Nancy Drew #34, I've got to see what Jenny thinks of it. Won't spoil plot or my own opinion but (objectively) there were definitely improvements from the dreadful #33.
Everyone not voting for Nancy Drew are FOOLS!
Those Cannon movies are awful, so we should all vote for those
Jenny plans a day at a Disney Park for Brett Schneider? Okay, I'll bite
Or Randy Moore
pleaseeee at some point we must discuss Disney musicals
to my cryptid soul sister I wish us nothing but the most success
Worst enemy made me laugh, deserves to win tbh.
Is the worst enemy that pole
Also, have to say, I think Disney Channel Original Movie Franchise Z-O-M-B-I-E-S could get an entire ramble on its own, it's that powerful
i'm almost 30 and my best friend and i have a deep obsession with both zombies and descendants despite being not at all the target demographic, would love to see jenny's take
Disney enemy plan, please. Not that I'm asking because this would have any practical application. None...at...all.
Fish Ranking needs more love
I'm a big fan of the virtual pet topic! I think Jenny would have lots of interesting commentary about the branding and marketability of the various critters. And it's so funny when she fawns on cute critters and ruthlessly hates on supposed-to-be cute critters she finds obnoxious (just look at the Land Before Time video!) I'd also love to see her talking about Descendants - I know several people who think "Queen of Mean" was actually quite a banger, which completely baffles me (I didn't think it was bad but it would never even rank on a villain song countdown for me). Would love to get her take on this. This is another month with a ton of great options! Looking forward to the ramble.
Can't picture Jenny having a vindictive streak towards anyone, but it would make a good 'IF' episode.
Have you heard what she would do if someone picked up a koi fish out of her pond
The "worst enemy" option is winning by a considerable landslide, but as someone on a decently limited income who loves theme parks I'd genuinely love your very experienced advice for the first option on the list and would have a practical use for it. Probably won't win, but I hope it comes back around to win another month!!
I have been voting for this one for years (because I've never been to Disney - or really any theme park, now that I think of it - and I have absolutely no idea how I would even start). All I want is travel guide Jenny!
So glad the Cannon option is back. And Fish!
I'm in a wee minority at the moment with my Cannon Movie Tales vote (c'monnnnn it would be funnnnnn), but Worst Enemy and DCOM Musicals are solid choices I also threw votes at.
I just want to see Jenny commit more burger crimes while eavesdropping on the Hardy Boys.
The worst enemy in question : a slanted support beam in the shape of Randy Moore who also is the CEO of Evermore.
I'm a big primate fan, but Disney trip for an enemy sounds great. Perhaps we'll see what that fraud Randy Moore should do in Disneyland.
or perhaps ken brettschnider will get his day in a REAL theme park
Where are my ape fans at? We need more ape support. Apes together strong
Disney Enemy day is so good. Fair play to whomever’s that is!
I was a giant Tamagotchi aficionado when they came out in 1996 and then that carried over to me being obsessed with Chao. This obsession probably contributed to me being an ostracized nerd in middle school, most likely because I decided it was a great idea to thread a lanyard through the VMU and proudly hang it from my neck… Anyway, so when Bandai rereleased the OG 1996 Tamagotchis in 2017 I immediately bought them again. Also Bandai just announced the rerelease for Tamagotchi Connection and so I of course preordered them. All that to say: I voted for the Virtual Pet topic, but I also love anything theme park related that Jenny does so I’ll be happy regardless!
*pounds fists on table* FISH! 🐟 FISH! 🐠 FISH! 🐟 FISH! 🐠
F I S H FISH!
Does anyone know Jenny’s favorite Pokémon? It’s for research purposes I promise 🫡
she once let slip she was watching some ebay listings for a Phanpy plush, which feels about her lane, so that would be my guess.
betty cardigan august you will be avenged
WORST ENEMY
NO BRAINER
OHHH CRYPTIDS PLEASE 😭😭😭😭 Would love that!!!
i know it's jenny university's month
Omg cryptids please! Or virtual companion critters!
I’m very sorry but where are the pony hot takes?!? 😭
Maybe plan the Disney day for Bob Chapek?
Ooh the "favorite theme parks Jenny hasn't visited (yet)" is such a good ramble topic, kudos to whoever suggested that one! ♡
The worst day at Disney is such a good topic
My first poll since joining! :) So many of these topics are just really good out-of-the-box icebreaker questions too. Saving some of these for the next time I get trapped in an elevator with someone. "You uh... You know about cryptids? Cryptids, like mothman and stuff. Yeah those kinds of things. ...You got a favorite?"
my compliments to whoever came up with the disney day for her worst enemy idea. 10/10
I feel like the cryptid one is really good but what I actually want in that vein is Jenny’s every single thought relating to the Fur Bearing Trout
What happened to pony hot takes >:(
Gone but not forgotten
new patron here! found your bronycon video the other day and it sold me ❤️ happy to support you!
Would appreciate Jenny describing her worst enemy before sending them to Disney.
Jenny describing her worst enemy in a numbered list: 1. He directed Escape from Tomorrow
Begging on my hands and knees for Her Interactive Nancy Drew content
Neopets, Animal Crossing and Chao Garden, my beloveds.
I feel like we've already heard such a comprehensive breakdown of the worst aspects of Disney parks but my god. I want to hear it again so bad
Month number two of voting exclusively for tier ranking fish
Objectively the superior choice
I'm already cackling so hard at the thought of the disney park day for her worst enemy idea 😂
missing mlp 😭😭
I'd be happy with almost any of the winners again this month but man do I hope one way or another we one day get some kind of Jenny DCOM content
Man, I need a Jenny deep dive on Neopets.
*pounding clipboard* Fish! Fish! Fish!
I just left a very similar comment and am both disappointed and pleased to learn I wasn't the first person who had this reaction. 😂🐟
Stooooop too many good choices
Any theme park related video from these options will be awesome.
We need a Jenny theme park
what is my luck that this is posted the minute I subscribe? slay, cannot wait <3
I just increased my donation/tier earlier this week and I am so happy to be part of the voting
Woah her member count has exploded since the new YT video
Absolutely well-deserved
And the three-way race begins
God we need Jenny university so bad
it feels inevitable and also like a ghost in this haunted house that we all just allow to drift past each month
