December 28, 2022

S2E15: One of Our Spies is Missing!

It's finally time for more UNCLE!
In this one, Ilya is chasing pussy all over soho, while Napoleon gets swept up in intrigue involving Milfs, Evil Rodney Dangerfield, and the return of Cal Bolder. We recorded this one nearly a month ago and I truly cannot recall what it was about. thanks

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THE WINTER OF CONTENT

We're joining the war on christmas... on the side of the RMT!
Mick Lynch needs your help to secure concessions from the government to make the trains in this country slightly less fucking awful, and you can donate to the RMT's strike fund here: https://www.rmt.org.uk/about/national-dispute-fund/

If you do feel you have money to spare, please consider supporting your local food banks with money or time!
donate to the Trussell Trust here: https://www.trusselltrust.org/make-a-donation/
or the Independent food aid network here: https://www.foodaidnetwork.org.uk/donate

Additionally, please consider joining a renter's union like ACORN, as rising mortgage rates will surely result in rising rent, here: https://www.acorntheunion.org.uk/join

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Comments (14)

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Samantha Lienhop · May 12, 2026

I say this every few episodes, but this is my favorite so far. "PATENT PENDING" makes me honk with laughter.

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Peter Paul Rubens' Muse · January 6, 2024

abi proves herself a true actress, what a beautifully theatrical way to see off your former gender

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as you would draw water from a stream · January 21, 2023

I’ve definitely been bitten by the dog of someone I had a crush on before.

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James Cézanne-Taipale · January 1, 2023

I identify with the dog bite story so much.

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Ice-Chewing Empath · December 30, 2022

I wonder if they know that "thrush" is a colloquial term for a yeast infection

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Liz and Ash at UNIVERSITY OF FLORIDA!! · December 29, 2022

Huh, the Bridge Of Lions is in St. Augustine Florida, the oldest city in the continental US. Wonder if that's a reference.

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thejackalope231 · December 29, 2022

pointing at various femboys and looking to KJB for their reaction

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Zeroisanumber · December 29, 2022

*Pointing at Alice's dog bite scar* She just like me for real! Went over to my first college girlfriend's house and her dog bit the fuck out of me!

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Aletheia · December 30, 2022

Same! I'm the only person my wife's dog has ever bitten.

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Alfred Lang · December 29, 2022

...two hours over due , one of our spies is missing with all her gallent crew the radio set were hummin, all awaiting the word and a voice broke tho the humming and this is what they heard

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Meonlights · December 29, 2022

I cannot believe we are starting the year with so much Alice slander! (Forreal tho not to be all parasocial but it is very sweet to listen to you all gently ribbing each other and mixing it with genuine affection)

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Edmund Moriarty · December 28, 2022

...It's still 2022

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thejackalope231 · December 29, 2022

don't fall into this revisionism, comrade

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Charleythechameleon · December 28, 2022

Listen. Gay rights, communism and James Bond = the KJB knives out/glass onion special (pweease)