April Grab Bag of Mystery: Roast Off

I wish you weren't so hard on yourself, Alan. We love you and we don't know you. (Paraphrasing Jon Batiste)

Alan is so mean to himself, that makes me sad

I think they were a lot meaner than they would have been if you wrote them about each other

This was everything I needed today. Thank you both for all the laughs!

I know this was meant to be funny, and it was! …but I’m also legit hoping Alan goes to real therapy, because no one needs to be practice morning defamations in the mirror every morning!

This... more of this

Friendship Goals ✨ 😄

oh gods, THANK YOU SO MUCH! last week was hell for me, but these few minutes made me laugh harder and more than than the last ten days combined!!! OO

I was eating a biscuit during the “hard” joke and I almost choked to death. What a way to go out 😂

THIS WAS AMAZING I WANNA GRAB SOME FRIENDS SO WE CAN ROAST OURSELVES

I love how Alan was roasting Jonathan about the wardrobe but in the popcorn “ad” he is wearing the same shirt as this roast.

True friendship is strongarming each other into making damning sound bytes for fun and profit. Also, as the resident Tintin obsessive, I can attest to the outfit count.

Alan, you have to be nicer to yourself! The internet says you're awesome, so it must be true.

The MLP tag at the end was the cherry on top. 😂 Your brain-voices are super rude. I can relate, but also... stop that. Sheesh!

I adore you two goofballs. I wish my husband and his best friend still lived in the same area because they laugh at and with each other the way you two do and that is just good for the soul. Thanks for sharing your love and respect for each other.

Worth every penny

Dude, Allen. You deserve affirmations in your life and some self love.

You two remind me so of my of me and my BFF. This only further enhanced my case.

Why does jono look like Steve from blue's clues though

Emily’s background laughs are so great. 😂

Don't worry, Jono. I have the same problem with Ben & Jerry's Chubby Hubby. Chocolate peanut butter flavor combos are designed to be abused. Those flavor chemist bastards/gods. "Where did that pint go? Ohhhhh nooooo!" You brighten my work day, Cinema Therapy! Thank ya, thank ya. Two Thumbs Up!

"my clients aren't s*heads" had me ROLLING

I love this because it reminds me that yall can keep it loose and joke about real stuff. Sometime in the content mill I feel we lose humanity, but these little ‘tid bits’ remind me the face behind the camera is very much human.

Sorry, Emily, that's a thing. Grab Bag! Reach on in and grab that bag! lmao Language is fun.

Jono to the Emmy: Show me on the dolly where Alan touched you.

you guys are so wholesome that you actually refuse to roast each other, I can't even. I mean, *Alan voice* COME ON! some folks have commented you're too hard on yourself, but I think it's super healthy that you lean into self-depracating humor and that you are comfortable enough with each other to sort of 'force' the other to say nasty stuff about you that you wrote yourself. it's probably some type of niche pseudotherapy. I'm sure the Neurotic Persnickety Counselor will agree ;) I'm so glad this came out today. I needed a good laugh <3

That was fun to watch. I was taught, to have a great sense of humor is to be able to laugh at yourself also. So I really enjoyed this. I imagine this is healthy is some sort of way… Jono? Is this correct? Lol

Lots of fun though I did have to keep reminding myself you wrote your own roasts

Alan is WAY too mean to himself!!

you guys! I just love you and this and all of it! Keep up the good. You help me to heal me and I know I'm not alone💟

You guys give me something to look forward to everyday. Definitely going to put this on while writing on my book today.