Chuck Tingle

These Delicious S’mores Camp Out Bisexually In My Butt

I Wouldn’t Have Been So Afraid Of Death If I Had Known The Pearly Gates Were This Hot And Also Bi

Bisexually Pounded To Contrasting Degrees By The Left And Right Lenses Of My Glasses Because My Prescription Is Different In Each Eye

The Physical Manifestation Of Soup Weather’s Looming Arrival Gets Me Off Bisexually

Bisexually Pounded By The Physical Manifestation Of The First And Second Time I Hit My Snooze Button

A Midsummer Butt's Pound

Bisexually Pounded By The Bittersweetness Of Nostalgia And The Unceasing Passage Of Time

This Box Of Bisexual Chocolates Get Me Off For Valentine’s Day

Sentient Bisexual Tennis Balls Play Mixed Doubles In My Butt - (Classic Tingler Revisited)

This Sentient Iced Tea And Living Lemonade Get Me Off Bisexually

Sentient Menorah Candle Bisexual Hanukkah Orgy - (Classic Tingler Revisited)

This Bisexual Snowman's Carrot Wiener Is In My Butthole - (Classic Tingler Revisited)

Bisexually Sandwiched By My Sentient Peanut Butter Husband And Our New Living Jelly Girlfriend - (Classic Tingler Revisited)

These Boots Are Made For Pounding, And That's Just What They'll Do, One Of These Days These Boots Are Gonna Pound Me In The Butt - (Classic Tingler Revisited)

Bisexually Sandwiched By My Sentient Bacon, Lettuce And Tomato

Bisexually Banged By The Absurd Volume Of Chuck Tingle's Literary Catalog - (Classic Tingler Revisited)

Bisexually Banged By These Sentient Plastic Easter Eggs Who Eat Me Out From Both Sides While Im In A Standing Position Which Is A Pretty Cool Move

We Are Loving Bisexuals And They Are Living Bicycles - (Classic Tingler Revisited)

Oh By Gosh, By Golly, It’s Time For Mistletoe And Holly To Get Me Off Bisexually

Bisexually Banged By My Sentient Full Size Candy Bars On Halloween

Bisexual Banana Split Boyfriend In My Butt

She’s A Sentient Shampoo And He’s A Living Conditioner Who Wants To Pound My Butt - (Classic Tingler Revisited)

Pounded In The Olfactory Glands By Bisexual Scented Candles

Bisexual Polyhedral Role-Playing Dice Orgy (Classic Tingler Revisited)

Bisexually Satisfied By My Healthy Work/Life Balance

Not Pounded By Bi Erasure Because My Current Hetero-Presenting Relationship Does Not Invalidate My Queerness

Bisexual Arcade Machines Work My Slot - (Classic Tingler Revisited)

The Idiom About Comparing Apples To Oranges Gets Me Off Bisexually But Also Confuses Me Because Apples And Oranges Can Be Easily Compared

Sentient Sour Cream And Applesauce Get Me Off Bisexually Because The Latkes Are Gone But My Ass Is Still Here

Bisexually Stuffed By Our Living Christmas Stocking

Bisexually Stuffed By An Orgy Of Sentient Thanksgiving Foods

Bialys Are More Than Just Allies They’re Also Bi It Says So Right In The Name

Bisexual Mothman Mailman Makes A Special Delivery In Our Butts - (Classic Tingler Revisited)

Sentient Bisexual Ketchup And Mustard Get Me Off - (Classic Tingler Revisited)

Rock And Roll Bisexual Orgy With My Husband, Our Sentient Drum Kit And The Handsome Living Bass Guitar

Death And Taxes Inevitably Pound My Butt

Bisexual Clouds Eat My Ass

Bisexually Banged By Those Heart Candies With Romantic Messages That Taste Kinda Bad But I Still Can't Stop Eating

Bisexually Banged By These Super Confusing Self-Assembly Furniture Instructions. Like Seriously, How Does This Even Make Sense? Oh God No, I Think That Piece Is Backwards

These Holiday Movies With Bizarrely Similar Smiling Heterosexual Couples Dressed In Green And Red On Their Cover Get Me Off Bisexually - (Classic Tingler Revisited)

Not Pounded By The Physical Manifestation Of Bisexual Gatekeeping Because It's Super Gross And If You Do It You’re Not The Hero You Think You Are, You’re Actually Just A Jerk

It’s A Bird. It’s A Plane. It’s The Physical Manifestation Of My Ridiculous Reaction To Canonically Bisexual Superheroes Who Freak Me Out Because I’m An Ignorant Emotionally Stunted Bigot

The Anal Case Of Dr. Jekyll And Mr. Bi

Double Featured By The Sentient Bisexual Movie Theaters