Patron Q&A: June 2026
We open the Patreon mailbag and the questions get weird fast. We argue about whether you'd call the cops on a neighbor's 10pm street fight (no — we're getting popcorn), which secret archive we'd raid if we could (CIA remote-viewing files vs. the Vatican vaults), and which WWII leader would've been the best Twitter follow.
Then it gets existential: how there are roughly 60,000 miles of blood vessels in your body, why your lungs are sponges and not balloons, and the realization that any one organ quietly failing just kills you. Plus a Brazilian bungee jump that went horribly wrong, why we'll never skydive, and the 100-foot waves on Netflix's "100 Foot Wave."
Also covered: rating our cooking skills (Marco Pierre White appreciation hour), the great slop-bowl debate (did Chipotle fall off?), the most overused phrases on the internet, and why one Discord member's street sounds like an 80s gang movie.
Jake leans into the weird and the wonder; Raz keeps it grounded. Two friends, way too many tangents. Drop your own question in the Discord.
0:00 Intro
1:49 Raz is fasting (getting his butt scoped)
4:32 Would you call the cops on your neighbors' street fight?
9:33 Which secret archive would you raid — CIA or Vatican?
13:40 Best WWII leader to follow on Twitter
15:35 Picking a fire member for a behind-enemy-lines rescue
17:12 Rating our cooking skills + Marco Pierre White
26:15 What's California really like? (Pat's bikini question)
28:42 Has Raz been baited by Jake & Cope? (gaming burnout)
32:22 Perfect outside temperature + brutal Minnesota cold
42:43 Ranking the slop bowls — did Chipotle fall off?
46:01 Most overused phrases (low key, fam, AI slop)
52:43 Whose Discord life would you peek into?
54:44 60,000 miles of blood vessels & lungs aren't balloons
59:31 How fragile the body is + Charles Krauthammer story
1:02:08 The Brazil bungee fail & why we won't skydive
1:12:43 100-foot waves and wingsuit guys are insane
1:13:56 Beating a supercomputer at chess
1:14:11 Have you ever bought bootleg/knockoff merch?