Onion Dan toy range
Be sure to pester your parents for this incredible new range of plastic thought-haunters. Only from DANCO®
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Onion Dan the Onion Man, making all the young girls cry!
Putting ALL of these on my Christmas list! Santa better not let me down!
I love this so much. I feel bad for people outside the US and Japan, though- Rufus is the best.
Someone with a 3D printer has to get to work
Your brain is wondrous, John
Okay, I legitimately want an Onion Dan comic. I love this guy.
It is honestly weird that there have never been Tackleverse vinyls… so easy to imagine Maggie or Shelly figures in the mode of, say, those Cowboy Bebop toys Or paper doll-vector-era SCG in some kind of chibi style? Surely Andrew Bell knows someone…
We talked about it a long time ago but it called for a huge outlay and I don’t think I’d have made it back. It’s the sort of thing where someone asks you to do a collab, but I don’t get asked to do anything like that, I don’t move in design-y circles. The kind of thing that gets unlocked with a mega-hit series… just slightly beyond how popular I am (which I consider a completely acceptable level!)
Looks like i need to expand my Onion Dan display shelf/shrine to accommodate all these beauties.
I went to danco.com, and it pretends to be a website specializing in plumbing. I can't find the secret link to get to these wonderful toys!
DANCO don't sell our new toy range direct to the public. You'll have to visit our partners Sam Goody, Musicland or Tower to see the full range instore. In Canada, try Cumberland Drugs, in the UK, Zavvi.
M.O.G.G. = Mentile Organism Guiding Government
Very good
Accessories sold separately, batteries not included.
"Gout dungeon" Oh that's VERY topical for me today
The guards there must dread the possibilities of escape! Everybody is sitting back, bad leg up, and all of a sudden, the Escape Alarm sounds! Everyone has to struggle up and limp along to try to stop the escape!
"Only from DANCO" because nobody else would want to
Um actually Danco is currently entertaining licensing bids from such giants as Azrak-Hamway, Meccano Ltd, Corgi Toys, Trendmasters and Skybirds, so