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June 19, 2026

Sabbatical-like Man

My sabbatical is now over (for me) but alas the hiatus is just beginning (for you), eight weeks of reruns. Here's a (non-rerun) comic showing just how it happened.

I think that explains everything. In lieu of a new story, on Monday early reader Patreon subscribers will get a 68-page PDF zine I made called "Poison Years" to tide them over.

Comments (23)

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WJC · June 20, 2026

Lovely. I'm imagining an impressive Training Montage as you shake off the cocoon of your sabbatical.

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John Allison · June 20, 2026

My training montage is mostly me trying to remember how to draw (well) and failing

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Dean Reilly · June 20, 2026

You're lucky that Magus Tom and Warlock Brian didn't show up! 😂

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Brian Tatosky · June 19, 2026

Only you could make writer's block and burnout into funny comics

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John Allison · June 20, 2026

I've not got writer's block, Brian.

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Mark Kirwan · June 19, 2026

It's heartening to know that the girls have your best interests at heart

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John Bowers · June 19, 2026

YAY! Second chance for "Murder She Writes!" Bring on the reruns!

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Jacob · June 19, 2026

I know this is probably one of the least liked types of questions you encounter but I love, love, LOVE the rough nature of the visuals here and I’m wondering about the details. What program did you use? And what pencils, and coloring choices? I guess what I’m saying is I’d love to give it a shot, but it always feels like I’m doing something wrong. When I do it the drawings feel too cramped and the words seem like they take up too much space, etc. it just seems like I’m missing something. Anyway, loved the whimsy of the comic! Thanks for sharing!

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John Allison · June 19, 2026

"Craft" questions are actually my favourites and I spend a lot of time myself trying to work out other artists' techniques from video posts and interviews. The frustrating thing is that I can't change how I draw very easily, and feel like I'm in a dead end at the moment. So I understand your difficulty. I used Procreate on the iPad and while it looks rough, and obviously took less time than an inked and properly coloured page, it still leans on all my usual techniques. I've been using that red and green since I did the "holiday value stamps" a few years ago, they just seemed like festive colours. I use one pencil (a dense one) and do a lot of correcting as I go. I have a grid to letter onto to keep the lettering the correct height. If you want to get page elements the right height, take a comic in the format you want to work in, and copy the heights of the lettering, panel gutters, everything. You might have to scale them up or down but it's basic maths. When I started Bobbins in 1998, I took Calvin and Hobbes strips and did exactly that. What are the range of heights of figures? Thumbnail it out, don't waste time trying to render things painstakingly until you nail proportions down. I hope this helps.

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heyheyhaydn · June 19, 2026

At least they didn't nudge you with their foot to try and kick you awake, not all characters are so kind to their creators!

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Rimbo (he-him) · June 19, 2026

good heavens

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Luke Drotos · June 19, 2026

When it comes to continuity, you’re either like Claire Little or you care little

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Ross Webster · June 19, 2026

You've got a hell of a support team there John!

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Dragon Messmer · June 19, 2026

I love this.

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Sean Kinlin · June 19, 2026

🎵 Poison Years, oh ho! Wah-wah-wah!

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Richard Carlsson · June 19, 2026

Oh no! Not the Cartoonist's Dropsy!

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Andi Watson · June 19, 2026

This content has the ring of truth to it. Cartoonists Dropsy is no joke. Symptoms include: nausea, excessive perspiration, dry mouth, dizziness and an overwhelming sense of hopelessness at the futility of existence.

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John Allison · June 19, 2026

I've been back at work a week and I still have most of these symptoms, but I do feel rested!

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William Cole · June 19, 2026

DES HAS AN UNRELEASED FREAK-FOLK ALBUM?!?! I would pay some hard currency for that.

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John Allison · June 19, 2026

£400 on Discogs

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Old Lichen Misfit · June 19, 2026

Splendid

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Mark · June 19, 2026

Man, I wish that I could draw then get the pretty girls that I draw to show up on my doorstep!

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Rob Vary · June 19, 2026

They do, whenever you're in a state of mental hibernation as John is here. They're just gone by the time you wake up.