Fishman Industries returns
I know what you're thinking: Fishman Industries haven't been churning out products for a month or two. Well, fear not, because just this morning i was handed the artwork for not one but two initiatives by the most forward-thinking company in the UK.
First up, Des has gifts for parents. In order to appeal to as wide an audience as possible, he asked me to design special "feature-lite" mannequins that people could project their own mee-maw and dew-daw onto. I did my best.
But that was the prawn cocktail before a very meaty main course. Des knows that Christmas is a time for illness - and he can help!
If these don't answer all your holiday questions, I don't know what will. But remember, Des is always here to assist you. Whether you want him to or not.
Comments (16)
Some less than scrupulous advertisements keep trying to push a competitor of the Fishman Smoothing Pearls at me recently. I am not convinced by either...
Thank you des
I'm sure many of my security guard friends would love the Excutive Sleep Stool.
The Executive Sleep Stool can also be repurposed as an impromptu pillory, for all your vagabond-shaming needs!
Dean, was that you on Christmas Only Connect?!!
For the love of all that's holy, do not tell us where the smoothing pearls come from.
I'm more worried about the "sluice"!
In these winter days, will gifts from Fishman have our mommas and poppas dreaming of California?
Tuppin' 'eck (traditional yuletide greetings from America)
Now it's truly Christmas. Gods bless Des!
It’s beginning to look a lot like fishmas
Miracle medical merchandise, indeed! Though I am a bit surprised they aren't called "Fishman's Friend."
That's his sea shanty band!
Loving all the place names to conjure with. Ah, those Herts days!
Sadly no space for Buntingford this time
My father will finally feel joy again