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October 26, 2025

Roller banner emergency

I have a convention in a few weeks so it's time to make a new vinyl roller banner. I threw my last one in a skip on the way out of the sole event it was used at (2018). No regrets.

Anyway, I resolved this time to design something I would not regret making from almost the second I sat in front of it. Sadly, i was unable to make something like that. This is what I made instead:

I'm absolutely SURE this one is a keeper!

(Fingers collar nervously)

Comments (27)

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Cherenkov · October 27, 2025

Alas, John is *not* available in life-like stereo at conventions! Will this technology ever become available?

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John Allison · October 27, 2025

Alas I am as monophonic as I ever was.

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Patrick M Fitzgerald · October 27, 2025

Spectacular! Love the songs!

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glenn · October 26, 2025

A Fine Banner, but Desmond could still have been lurking on the side, if only just playing through.

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Ross Webster · October 26, 2025

This is an incredible poster John! I really hope some of these wholesome con-related bangers actually get set to music!

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Steve Jeffery · October 26, 2025

Ooh, I rather like it. Put it this way, if you can't stand to see it ever again come Thought Bubble Sunday I'd be more than happy to take it off your hands.

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N. Forsythe · October 26, 2025

This is a beautiful poster, and extremely pertinent. Because I have some very important O.C. O.C. that I would like you to draw, specifically chapters 23 and 26 of my crossover fan-fiction in which Desmond goes back in time to prevent Melissa from committing suicide and also to make out with Seth (**SEASON 3 SPOILERS**)

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Chris J. Zähller · October 26, 2025

The only thing I would change is to use proper title case (lowercase definite articles and short prepositions unless they are the first or last word in the line) or plain sentence case.

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John Allison · October 26, 2025

I wanted to do that but couldn't get it quite straight in my head, I was never sure what proper title case rules were.

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Luke Drotos · October 26, 2025

Imagine if it was instead the “Yesterday and Today” cover

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William Cole · October 26, 2025

Farewell, Golf Des, we hardly know you.

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Coffee Minion · October 26, 2025

At risk of being what the kids call a “basic bih”, someday I would love to see a James Bond style banner with yourself flanked by Shelley and Des in appropriate attire. “John Allison: International Man of Mystery” has a certain ring to it, no?

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Brian Ward · October 26, 2025

Inserting yourself into famous and/or niche photos or album covers is perhaps the natural conclusion of your crossover works

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Mark Turetsky · October 26, 2025

Could the reader of the "book read backwards" have been expecting some manner of Manga? And then the book is replaced in shame and embarrassment.

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Sean Kinlin · October 26, 2025

And now we know how tall the other characters are, compared to you! Not that I know how tall you are - I've met you twice in person, but you were seated on both occasions.

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Brian Perler · October 26, 2025

You should totally put that on a T-shirt. 😉

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Mark Turetsky · October 26, 2025

Is that toast in your eyes?

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John Allison · October 26, 2025

I just think something vital inside has cracked

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Mark Kirwan · October 26, 2025

John this is beautiful, you have captured the essence of the convention

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Daniel Sroka · October 26, 2025

*applause*

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David Patterson · October 26, 2025

Amazing

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Joanna Castellon · October 26, 2025

Commissions Open(Commissions Closed) goes hard

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Chris J. Zähller · October 26, 2025

That's my favorite line

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sjlxndr · October 26, 2025

Love it

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Pete Ashton · October 26, 2025

It's a keeper, for sure.

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Hank Heyming · October 26, 2025

You may have missed a key hand-holding opportunity there. It’s not every day…

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John Allison · October 26, 2025

Let's just say, a bullet that slow-moving, even I can dodge.