Onion Dan 2025
It's been a while since we've seen Onion Dan, the character based on the lifestyle and choices of my friend Dan Berry. Last night, while watching TV, I grabbed the iPad and quickly scribbled down some new Onion Dan lore. Let's just say that 2025 is going to be a big year for the alliaceous Salopian*.
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What *do* you do with eyes you've clawed out?
Dan, Dan, the onion man.
Arrrrrrr!! (sniff, sniff.)
Name? Shropshire Slasher. Occupation? Shropshire Slasher.
Laughed. So. Hard. Thanks.
Were you watching Gladiators, by any chance?
I didn't know this side of Dan, but there's a man you could use in your hour of need
He’s capable of almost anything. After 15 years of friendship he continues to amaze me.
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Hm. Of course there wouldn’t be any trace of a lingering wish to close the abruptly interrupted cycle of a certain banned hero, that just may happen to bear a slight passing resemblance to this hyper-muscled and besworded Dan…
Total coincidence! Many heroes—not just certain trademarked Barbarians—have Dan's mighty thews and panther-like reflexes!
The only certain thing is that there will be screams, pain and tears. Lot of tears.
best use-case
The Hag is proud of her humor collection.
Are girls from Shrewsbury Salopettes?
We can only hope
Maybe the hag could start some kind of Etsy page?