Loot Tavern

“Don’t put all your sugar cubes in one pouch.” —Popular Y’umm Proverb The origins of this culinary terror can be traced back to the kitchens of the combination wizard tower-restaurant Haute Cuisine, where biomancer and chef extraordinaire Bonnie Goûte spends most of her days blurring the lines betwe

“Don’t put all your sugar cubes in one pouch.” —Popular Y’umm Proverb The origins of this culinary terror can be traced back to the kitchens of the combination wizard tower-restaurant Haute Cuisine, where biomancer and chef extraordinaire Bonnie Goûte spends most of her days blurring the lines betwe

“We’ve been wandering the Low for days—what’s the worst that can happen if we take a little dip?” —Lutecia, Hot Spring Enthusiast Those who brave the arctic wasteland’s frigid nights must inevitably make a grueling choice: to endure the freezing temperatures without a fire… or to let the flames crac

“We’ve been wandering the Low for days—what’s the worst that can happen if we take a little dip?” —Lutecia, Hot Spring Enthusiast Those who brave the arctic wasteland’s frigid nights must inevitably make a grueling choice: to endure the freezing temperatures without a fire… or to let the flames crac

“I won’t argue whether going anywhere near an Abyssal Gate is a bright idea or not—just make sure you bring an extra pair of socks. You’re guaranteed to get the first pair blown off.” —Harried Houdinky, Bare-Foot Survivor If there’s one thing djinni do better than granting wishes, it’s fighting over

“I won’t argue whether going anywhere near an Abyssal Gate is a bright idea or not—just make sure you bring an extra pair of socks. You’re guaranteed to get the first pair blown off.” —Harried Houdinky, Bare-Foot Survivor If there’s one thing djinni do better than granting wishes, it’s fighting over

“Envoys make for excellent sparring partners—just watch your mouth if you take a hit. They really don’t take kindly to blasphemy.” —Heliana, Irredeemable Sinner The gods work in mysterious ways—mostly. When the occasion calls for a more direct type of divine intervention, they send Elysian envoys; t

“Envoys make for excellent sparring partners—just watch your mouth if you take a hit. They really don’t take kindly to blasphemy.” —Heliana, Irredeemable Sinner The gods work in mysterious ways—mostly. When the occasion calls for a more direct type of divine intervention, they send Elysian envoys; t

“If you can’t die yourself, how in the hell you gonna kill somebody else?” —Ruh Qalb, Sickening Thanatosphinx When a lesser sphinx unveils a previously unknown secret of the cosmos, it undergoes an extraordinary transformation, ascending to a higher state of being in the form of a chronosphinx*. Bet

“The most honourable hài dragon has requested two jiu, a jiu da, a liu with soy sauce, a qi, two sishiwu, one of which with bean curd, and a pitcher of huangjiu. Put it all on a platter to go, just in case.” — Yanwu, Head Chef Few creatures across the planes boast appetites as voracious as those of

“The most honourable hài dragon has requested two jiu, a jiu da, a liu with soy sauce, a qi, two sishiwu, one of which with bean curd, and a pitcher of huangjiu. Put it all on a platter to go, just in case.” — Yanwu, Head Chef Few creatures across the planes boast appetites as voracious as those of

“I’m sorry, sweetie bun. I know you want to keep her here, but she’s a dragon. She’s going to keep growing bigger and bigger. How about we find her a nice home out by auntie’s farm? That way you can still visit her sometimes.” — Li Xiu, Owner of Broken Bedframes and Doors Xū dragons are fiercely loy

Always good to come back to your roots! The first big Monster Fusion theme we made was Monster Hunter, so it's always a pleasure coming back to it. This batch has some of our best work yet, so the competition won't be easy! Next up, Chinese New Year is coming soon... could we make something with tha

“Oh, I assure you the ingredients and pelts are my primary motivation. You haven’t lived until you’ve sampled aberrant cuisine. Keeping the locals safe from monsters is just a convenient bonus. Call it symbiotic." — Lord Goldbreast, Frostlord of Galacie Pengkin rimejarls are unabashed hedonists, ind

“Sing, o skald, of the lost children of ice, who gave us our home beneath the waves! Sing, o skald, of the first to descend, and all those who followed! Sing, o skald, in praise of those who embraced the surf!” —Hymn of the First of the Sea Once, the songs of the sea giants rolled across every coast

Looks like it is time for lucky number 7 in our quest to fuse everything together! This time we we decided to "Git Gud" and do a Nightreign set of fusions! Which of these monsters will you die to over a thousand times before you finally eke out a victory? Once again, we have a one-off batch... Night