Ch.165

(TL: I guess this chapter is too spicy for this site...)

Hmm, drinking after a bath is great... I like it while I'm in the bath too, but I also love the refreshing feeling after I get out.

Bath and drinks.

Hot springs and drinks.

"I wonder if a hot spring will spring up..."

[lol]

[Haru-chan, what you're saying sounds exactly like an old man.]

[Old man-like elements coming from a little girl's mouth]

[W-well, Haru-chan was at least a high school girl before she got so small...]

[A high school girl who smells like an old man... I'm getting turned on]

[Isn't the combination of an older man and a girl a bit too much?]

[But isn't that against the rules?]

[That's totally against the rules]

[Well, as a loophole, it's legal for those 16 and older to be inside the dungeon...]

[Ah, it's a social problem when high school students learn to drink alcohol inside dungeons.]

[Haru-chan is a naughty girl!]

[Now, this Uncle will punish youououououououououou]

[lol]

[But Haru-chan accidentally mentioned alcohol in one of her early streams, didn't she?]

[Now that you mention it..]

[Certainly]

[Looking back, that was a battle between genuine lo〇 and legal lo〇, right? But in reality, both were correct, which is a situation that you wouldn't normally imagine...]

[Could it be?]

[So it's all connected...]

[Looks like it's all connected for the second time today...]

[A grand plot twist is resolved]

[Amazing]

[Didn't we have this conversation before?]

[It's fine, no matter how many times we do it]

[But this is already on the front page of news sites, you know?]

[lol]

[Isn't the reporter too quick?!]

[Right now, among all the peaceful news, anything related to Haru-chan probably generates the most page views in the world...]

[The readers who jumped on the bandwagon just minutes after Haru-chan started drinking are also something else.]

These are slanted rocks... I realized after laying them down that when placed on their side, they're flat enough to be just barely hidden from view from the outside, which is a nice touch.

Then, I lined up the bottles of alcohol and felt all warm and fuzzy inside.

"……Hot……"

These pajamas I just put on are getting in the way.

[Eh?]

[Haru-chan!?]

[She's looking straight down and unbutton her pajama top!!]

[Ah ah ah ah]

[She pop them off one by one with her tiny hands...]

[Erotic]

[Even though there's no visible bulge, it's inexplicably sensual]

[I never realized undressing in first-person perspective could be this erotic...]

[●REC]

[Haru-chan is wearing an underwear shirt!!!]

[For shirts with shoulder straps!!]

[Camisole]

[Anything is fine... Thank you, thank you...]

[Ah]

[What up]

[...The stream got cut off in several countries, including the domestic internet, and it's causing a huge problem...]

[lol]

[Ah, well, a little girl is drinking with only a shirt on top...]

[Haru-chan is fiddling with the bottle in her hand...]

[Shutting down the national internet in just a few minutes... Haru-chan, you're a terrifying girl!]

[The stream itself can't be cut off thanks to No Name-chan's power...]

[Is this what happens when the state power tries to keep the public away from the ambiguity of not knowing whether something is R18 or R13...?]

[Well, at least nothing critical has been spotted...]

[If it's visible, the live stream itself is definitely out of the question.]

[But won't No Name-chan's power hide it?]

[Besides, Haru-chan's prized latest equipment can cover it up with AI correction.]

[Ah, that's true]

[But, the sake]

[Think about it: Would sake be a problem in a normal live stream?]

[Also, regular streamers don't undress in front of the camera]

[I see]

[No Name-chan! Please make sure to protect Haru-chan's privacy!]

[...She's not here...?]

[Eeh...]

[Isn't this bad?]

[A naturally airheaded little girl with no self-control is just too dangerous]

Pop!

"Gulp..."

Ahh.

It really feels good to just let all the things I usually think about get swirled around in my head with sake.

I feel like I've forgotten something... but oh well.

If it's something important, I should be able to remember it before I mess up.

"...Hmm...the bottom is in the way too..."

[Huh?]

[Hey, Haru-chan!?]

[Those pants are definitely a bad idea!]

[I can see her panties... No, I can't!]

[Her hands suddenly turned completely black]

[lol]

[Ah, as expected, No Name-chan's interception worked.]

[AAAAAAAAAAAAA]

[AAAAAAAAAAAAA]

[Damn it... damn it!]

[Ugh...]

[I don't mind paying for it! I'll pay!]

[Isn't this just the same trick used by adult websites: "The rest is paid content♥"?]

[Let me pay... Please let me pay...]

[Just throw it! Beg for forgiveness by giving them a tip!]

[¥50,000] [¥50,000] [¥50,000] [¥50,000] [¥50,000]

[The limit has been released by No Name-chan, but the original limit is still being applied in the comments section because she's worried about Haru-chan rejecting it again]

[Amazing]

[In an instant, it reached millions...]

[lol]

[Look at the utter chaos and despair the viewers are experiencing!]

[Men are all idiots]

[Have some pity on them... They're the kind of creatures that will react like this even to a little girl...]

"Phew... it's so much more comfortable to wear the same clothes I wear at home..."

I savored the feeling of my thighs rubbing against the blanket as I snuggled in, feeling all warm and cozy.

[Bad news: Haru-chan is a ndist at home]

[Good news: Haru-chan is a ndist at home]

[A naked, drinking little girl... so unconventional...]

[Well, Haru-chan is technically legal in the first place...]

[...So, she's a blonde high school girl who likes alcohol, drinks after her bath, and spends her time in her underwear... sigh...]

[It's become even more suggestive, lol]

[If it's a young girl, it smells like a crime; if it's a high school girl, it also smells like a crime]

[Haru-chan's new potential is here]

[Haru-chan, this is called a livestream fail, you know?]

[This is definitely a livestream fail]

[Let's get excited about this clip today!]

[Yeah……]

[If you're not careful, your clips might get deleted or you might get banned, so clip creators, please be careful!]

"Mmm..."

When your mind is stuck like this, relaxing reading is the best option.

I'll just open a random book and stay still until my body, warmed up by the bath and alcohol, starts to cool down.

[lol]

[Haru-chan then puts the camera down and starts reading a book as usual.]

[She really does things at her own pace.]

[Well, she is a stray cat named Haru-chan!]

[Yeah... no one can ever truly understand that moody nature of hers...]

◇◆◇

...I messed up.

I remembered that when I woke up in the morning, I was confused by the changes around me, and then I was too exhausted to climb, so I slept at the second base camp.

...And then...I drank alcohol without hiding the camera, and when I woke up I was only wearing a shirt and underwear...

"................................................"

...W-well.

If I say I was transported alone to some dungeon and had to survive, and that my mind was all messed up, I won't get arrested...right?

Ch.165 A Young Girl Drinking and Removing Clothes Live

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