Ch.75 「Haru-chan's First Chat Stream」 1

[Waiting]

[Haru-chan's first chat stream]

[First……]

[Oh, please be mindful of No Name-sama when you speak. You've been warned]

[Hey, is it okay, agency-san? planning something like this at this time.]

[Something is definitely going to happen]

[Even though they haven't even dived into the dungeon?]

[You're saying while knowing Haru-chan, who escaped from Emi-chan and the others twice?]

[My bad]

[lol]

[But is this really okay...?]

[Just be careful with your comments!]

[However, depending on No Name-sama's whim, it seems pointless to be careful.]

[Won't No Name-sama get so angry that the agency explodes?]

[It's possible]

[Hey, stop it]

[But isn't that true?]

[Maybe...]

[lol]

[If it does, it'll become a legend]

[Eh?]

[Do you think what Haru-chan has done up until now isn't legendary?]

[Sorry, it's already become a legend]

[Yeah right...]

[It'd just make the copypasta a little longer...]

[But I never thought I'd see the waiting screen during Haru-chan's stream.]

[Thanks to Emi-chan and her agency, she got a decent one now.]

[Me too]

[Origins also agree]

[Yeah……]

[Because Haru-chan's streams always started suddenly and ended suddenly...]

[Every time she started suddenly and ended suddenly...]

[In fact, recently almost every streams has started or ended with an accident...]

[Of course, she's greeting us at the beginning and at the end with comments, yeah?]

[But still]

[Even the start up was done manually...]

[A typical Haru-chan stream]

[But this time, the stream will be...]

[Yeah……!]

"Mou, Ruru-san. And Lili-san too."

[!?]

[Huh?]

[lol]

[The Waiting screen suddenly cuts off]

[Huh...]

[What is this... (joy)]

"Me and Lili-chan had a talk! We agreed that a ponytail would look good today after all!"

"That's right, Haru-sama!"

[Hello, No Name-sama?]

[No, Haru-chan must have pushed something...]

[She's just a little girl... She might've pressed the keyboard randomly...]

[Shouldn't the agency handle that sort of thing? Especially since it's Haru-chan.]

[Especially because it's Haru-chan]

[Especially for Haru-chan.]

[Wait!? There's a face on the screen.]

[Ponytail!!!]

Ah, mou, you guys keep messing around with my hair this whole time... You guys really love doing this huh.

"My hair is not important right now..."

"It is!!"

"That's right!!"

[Haru-chan?!]

[lol]

[Your face is showing, it's showing!]

[Agency-san!!]

[Manager-san! Pull yourself together!]

[This is not good, Haru-chan and Ruru-chan are together and there's nothing we can do about it]

[lol]

[Ponytailed Haru-chan is sitting properly...!]

[And for some reason, there's also Lili-chan's voice...]

[What is this... What is this...]

[Ah, a new version of the cry]

[The audience training is going well]

[Progressing smoothly (destroyed safely in RTA)]

"Wait, wait, you guys are heavy."

"I'm not heavy!"

"That's right!"

[●REC]

[Ahh... (emotional)]

[Yuri]

[Haru-chan is being ridden...!]

[The fit is good.]

[But wait, the only thing Lili-chan said was "That's right" lol]

[Lili-chan has turned into a "that's right" bot]

[Maybe... that was the first Japanese word she learned...]

[Huh...]

[lol]

[A-at least she still called Haru-chan's name properly...]

"...R-Ruru-san! The stream has started!"

"Huh?"

[Manager-chan tskr]

[No, is that the manager? I feel like I heard this voice in the last stream.]

[No, even before that... Back on Ruru-chan's rescue stream...]

[I felt like she had been there for a while. I thought she was a staff member.]

"Phew."

[Phew...]

[Phew...]

The weight moved away and I was finally able to get up.

Well, I guess they're both probably lighter than the average girl... but you see, instead of clinging to me like normal girls do, they put all their weight on me and sticking really close...

Also, although people have forgotten, I'm still a little girl right now, right?

I weigh about half as much as one of you.

"But... eh, the live stream? Kushima-san?"

[Haru-chaaan]

[Haru-chan looked at me!!]

[Ahh... (Death)]

[I never thought I'd ever see Haru-chan's face up close]

[But I see, that girl's name is Kushima-chan]

[Haru-chan revealed it lol]

[Bad news: I've been trying so hard to hide my face, but thanks to Ruru-chan, it's finally been revealed]

[Now that I think about it...]

[lol]

[No, that's not the right time to use "lol"]

[We-well, it's a little late now, but...]

[Well, her concealment skills are probably high, so it should be fine even if she goes out, I think...]

The laptop provided by the agency.

When I looked in there...wow, there are already so many comments.

Ah, my face.

...Good, since I'm using concealment it's going to be a bit blurry, and most importantly since I'm using that latest camera my face itself is going to change slightly too.

Putting aside Ruru-san, I'm sure Lili-san doesn't want to be seen too much either.

…… Right?

With that sense of relief, a bunch of numbers jump out at me.

【\75000】

【\121000】

[Ah... the tipping limit is still not there...]

"Please don't donate so much money."

[What an angel]

[When you hear that, doesn't it make you want to tip even more?]

[Yes!]

【\153000】

【\184000】

Oh no, did it seem like I was teasing them?

This isn't good for everyone, it's such a waste of money.

"It's better not to spend money on such intangible things. It's better to use that money to eat and drink good things."

[A young girl with an extremely good sense of money]

[Because it seems like she lived in extreme poverty for her family...]

[I've never heard of a dungeon explorer whose daily routine is picking up stones...]

[Yeah...]

The donation never stop.

Apparently it's called tipping.

The amounts are anything but a tip though.

"……………………………………"

Every now and then, a screen pops up with an amount of money larger than my monthly pay when I was working as a salaryman.

Money is being wasted pointlessly.

...This isn't good.

Money is very important, so you should spend it on your family and good alcohol.

But these guys won't stop.

What should I do...ah.

"Um, are you thereー"

[Yes!]

[A stream where Haru-chan talks to you properly...]

[Too precious...]

[I'll give you as much pocket money as you want for this]

"ーCurse-sama?"

[Huh?]

[Hii...]

[Eek...]

[What, what are you trying to wake up, Haru-chan?!]

[Haru-chan! What are you saying?!]

[You can't!?]

[Unexpected self-summoning ritual]

[Self-summoning ritual lol]

[Huh...]

"All those money just now. Can you hack into the streaming site and give those back to them? If you do, I'll forgive you for secretly filming me the other day."

[lol]

[Haru-chan has a mysterious entity hack jnto stuff for her]

[So strong]

[Because she's a little girl]

[I see... She's strong because she's a little girl...]

[Everyone become a little girl☆]

It hacked the live stream, destroyed the ground of lowest level in the dungeon, and showed The Origins using security cameras that I was sleeping with Lili-san.

Emi-san told me after we got home that day, but I don't actually mind or angry about it.

But normally people would get angry, so I'm just trying to show that I'm angry.

...Now that I think about it, I wonder why Emi-san looked exhausted and awkward at that time.

"If you don't... I won't forgive you."

[lol]

[Haru-chan is seriously angry]

[You seem pretty angry, Haru-chan.]

[Too good of a girl]

[She also said in the stream where she talked for the first time that she wanted to give our money back]

[But can it even do it? This isnt the video title or whether the stream can be cut off, this is the fundamental system we're talking about.]

[Apology]

[Understanding]

[Execution]

[Confirmation]

[Huh?]

[It has appeared again...!]

[lol]

[No Name-sama, aren't you being too quick on your feet?]

[Because Haru-chan called it...]

[Yeah……]

[Well, at that point, it'll come no matter what...]

[It's kind of cute to think that it came out excitedly after being called out by Haru-chan]

[Cute]

[I never thought the day would come when I would be excited about the source of Ruru-chan's misfortune...]

[Yeah……!]

[Haru-chan's stream can't be normal after all...]

"...Haru-chan, what happened...?"

Ruru-san and the others have returned, having apparently finished discussing what to do with my hair.

Ah, that's not it, they were probably panicking because the stream had already started.

"They gave too many tips so I asked it to give those money back."

"Wow, it can do that?"

"No, I do not know much about it either, but to do something like that is..."

[Lili-chan is no longer a bot!!]

[lol]

[That's what you're reacting!?]

[There are so many things to point out, it's getting confusing]

[Calm down, Haru-chan's streams are always like this]

[You're right]

[By the way, what happened to the tipping?]

[...I got a refund. Or rather, it's as if it never happened.]

[Seriously?]

[Amazing]

[No Name- sama, you've even managed to hack into the payment system...]

[Anything goes now]

"They got the refund, Haru-chan."

"That's good."

That's really good.

To be honest, the profits from the dungeon alone makes me so much money that it makes me feel silly about working as a company employee...but that's that, and this is this.

I always look for things that are cheap and in 100 yen increments, back when I see the prices at the sweets shops that Ruru-san and the others take me to, I thought, "That's so expensive," because I'm such a small-minded person.

"Thank you, Curse-sama. Anyway, please don't do anything bad today."

[Understood]

[Thank you]

[Impressed]

[Handshake]

[Handshake]

[Handshake]

"? You don't have hands, do you?"

I'll just stick my hand out and pretend to shake hands.

[Hands]

[Hands]

[lol]

[No Name-sama is seriously happy lol]

[And Haru-chan didn't even flinch.]

[It's Haru-chan after all...]

[Will this girl flinch at anything at this point...?]

[Hmm. If she could shake hands with No Name-sama, who supposedly doesn't have hands...?]

[Hey, stop it]

[That's why I told you to stop the summoning ritual]

[Not possible]

[No body]

[Sad]

[lol]

[I can only type lol now]

[Hey boys! You made No Name-chan cry!]

[No Name-chan...!]

[A new concept has been born...]

[Something always happens when Haru-chan streams]

[Isn't it too late now?]

[Yeah...including Haru-chan, who just looked dumbfounded and didn't understand anything at all...]

[H-hey! Isn't it kind of cute if we call it No Name-chan!]

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