Ch.32 『【Bad News】 The RuruHaru Duo is Too Close』 1

『【Bad News】 The RuruHaru Duo is Too Close』

[Why is this bad news? It's a good news!]

[Hint: Within a week of their debut, Haru-chan had broken into the top 20 in Japan in terms of subscribers alone, and Homing Ruru-chan was the one who brings the spotlight to Haru-chan. What do you think will happen with this duo?]

[Damn, all I can think of is accidents waiting to happen...]

[My bad, that was indeed bad news]

[So this is what they mean when they say "with a groan"...]

[I'm sorry]

[lol]

[We-well, surely nothing big will happen anymore...]

[Hey, I think there's a saying, "If it happens twice, it will happen 3 times."]

[Ahh...]

[It's over]

[Despair from the very beginning lol]

[A cliff?]

(TL note : "despair" and "cliff" Is similar in JP, that is 「絶望」 (zetsubō) and 「絶壁」 (zeppeki) respectively)

[Hey, Ruru-chan's fans will get angry]

[It's okay, that's our preference.]

[Eh……]

[Too much of a gentleman]

[Young people these days are so well developed that it's actually quite rare.]

[Did you know? There is a theory that people with higher IQs tend to prefer slender people]

[So Ruru-chan's fans are the pinnacle of humanity?]

[It's a cliff after all!]

[This is the usual template]

[I like the usual template where we're making fun of the cliff and Ruru-chan gets mad]

[Understandable]

[The best thing about Ruru-chan is that she always replied our jokes with tsukkomi]

[Because she said, "When I don't like something, I'll tell you to stop," I can love her without reservation.]

[I like it because it's a cliff...]

[It's easier if people can just say no when they don't like something]

[I know right]

[It would be nice if a bright, cheerful girl who responds to even the slightest bit of sexual harassment actually has a complex...]

[That's nice……]

[Body shape complex is a classic...]

[It's common for viewers who like big breasts to fall for it within a week.]

[She's just normally cute, normally energetic, and normally smiling]

[Hasn't Ruru-chan's viewers been increasing considerably?]

[I mean, it's a collab]

[I wonder if Haru-chan will show her face soon]

[No, that's impossible, she's just a little girl who's been hiding for like three years, you know?]

[Legal loli, right?]

[According to some theory]

[I still think she's illegal loli]

[Illegal loli lol]

[Hello officer?]

[Disclosure request?]

[Whoops, Anego, you can go home now]

[lol]

[She'll become a lowlife you know lol]

[But in reality, I wonder what the truth is. Was everything scripted up until last stream?]

[No matter how you look at it, there's no way she's taking three years to debut...]

[No matter how you look at it, it seems like a waste to keep it a secret until she's reached that level of skill.]

[No matter how you look at it, it seems like a long and drawn-out process and would only be a loss.]

[No matter how you look at it, that movement is strange]

[lol]

[I guess so]

[If it was three years ago, she would have been a younger girl, right? Even if she couldn't do anything, the concurrent viewers would still be impressive.]

[Yeah]

[The explanation given by Primordials that "because she wanted to hide" seems to make the most sense.]

[That's it.]

[But if that's the truth, it would be pretty bad, so I hope it was staged to some extent.]

[Understandable]

[Um... even if it's a major company, do so many news helicopters fly around because of an accident involving one streamer...?]

[It was an unusual commotion.]

[Because it will get high ratings, right?]

[It could be]

[I can't deny it]

[There was no other big news that day.]

[When Ruru-chan was in trouble, the viewer ratings on all stations were at 20% or so.]

[In this day and age]

[Well, the dungeon stream accidents are said to have high viewership rates]

[That's it.]

[Also, during that boss monster incident, SNS was overloaded and blew away, right?]

[Didn't know server crashes can still happen these days...]

[Well, it was quite a shock.]

[The first dungeon incident was pretty scary as well]

[Yeah……]

[Since then, Haru-chan has joined the agency, right? I think that was the purpose of her debut, right? I want to think so.]

[Huh? Are you saying that even Ruru-chan's thing was a setup?]

[No, I believe Ruru-chan's misfortune is real]

[Yeah, Ruru-chan's curse is definitely the real deal]

[Hmm, Ruru-chan has a reputation for being dangerous, after all.]

[lol]

[Ahh... yeah... well, that's, you know...?]

[No one is doubting that Ruru-chan is in trouble lol]

[Because it's Ruru-chan?]

[Even that girl was gaining subscribers at an insanely fast rate.]

[A loli named Haru-chan overcame that in an instant]

[I told you he's a shota!!!]

[Cheers to the Primordial Anego]

[Haru-kyun may be a girl, but she has the heart of a young man depicted in literature, you know know know know know know]

[!?]

[Anego?!]

[No way: because of Ruru-chan]

[Because you called Ruru-chan Shota right in front of her...]

[Ruru-chan is scary...]

[Calm down, calm down]

[It was unsettling even before the stream started lol]

[If this is how it is before it starts, what will happen once it does?]

[Um... the whole dungeon will collapse...?]

[Hey, stop it]

[I'm going to visit a nearby shrine]

[Me too]

[Me too]

[Kon!]

[Did you know? Haru-chan has a fairly high percentage of female subscribers?]

[Ah, it seems like half men and half women, that's really rare, isn't it?]

[Where did you get that information?]

[Primordials' Network]

[Primordials...!]

[If a Primordial says so, then it must be true]

[Yeah……!]

[The oldest member, Primordials, who naturally joins in on conversations]

[Veterans like to brag at every opportunity.]

[This is the only accomplishment I can brag about.]

[lol]

[Understandable]

[Haru-chan, a loli with the air of a working adult]

[She seems to have a deep insight from the way she speaks]

[It's like I've just realized in my working life that I'll have to live like this for the next few decades...]

[Hey, stop it]

[Today is so unsettling]

『【Bad News】 The RuruHaru Duo is Too Close』 2

[By the way, Anego, how addicted are you to the internet?]

[It's because you guys are a problem to my company, you know? Hmm? After talking about it, now the company has given me their approval?]

[Sorry]

[Forgive me]

[Hmm? Anything now]

[Oh, I know a lot because of the primordial network.]

[Eh, what's that...scary]

[You're being fawned over just because you're a woman... who are you at a time like this?]

[Although everyone is raving about Primordials, you guys are probably just preparation staff for Haru-chan's debut... Oh, is the delivery coming today?]

[Even if you hire a lawyer to make a request for disclosure of information, it takes time and money for each request, right? To think that someone would take it so seriously... Oh, it looks like someone is here.]

[Help m]

[Scar]

[Rororororo]

[Eh?]

[The IDs of comments doubting Haru-chan have either gone quiet or written something strange and then disappeared...]

[Eh, scary]

[It's scary]

[No way: Ruru-chan]

[Worship Ruru-chan!]

[No, seriously, this is scary!?]

["My stream will be the same as last time, so if you want a response to your comments, please go to Ruru-san's stream."]

[Loli Chairman]

[Ahh...Haru-chan's voice is so good after all...]

[A voice that shakes your brain...]

[Quiet Loli Loli Voice]

[And yet it feels like a downer?]

[Haru-chan looks so happy just because she's getting some bullets from the agency since it's a collaboration]

[But there's something dark about a little girl thinking about costs to this extent that it's not funny]

[I'm throwing some pocket money for her]

[Me too]

[Good news: Haru-chan was an angel]

[The idea of ​​refunding tips...]

[Haru-chan...]

[Eat more delicious food]

[I'd love it if you eat a lot]

[I think I'll get married soon...]

[I also want a daughter like Haru-chan]

[What about Ruru-chan?]

[It's cute, but it's guaranteed to be a cliff.]

[The curse is a bit...]

[No, she's cute, you know? I do like her though...]

[Hmm...]

[You need to be prepared to raise a child...]

[lol]

『【Bad News】 The RuruHaru Duo is Too Close』 3

By the way, what is Emi Onee-chan doing?

[She's standing at the entrance of the dungeon, and she keeps bowing to people who are trying to enter the dungeon, saying, "Part of the dungeon is currently being occupied by a live stream."]

[A Goddess……]

[A Mother……]

[After all, the symbol of motherhood was not just for show]

[The combination of boobs, cliff, and loli is the best!]

[I think something strange is mixed in? Are you okay?]

[lol]

[You guys, don't call the cliff "Ruru-chan"!!]

[Now you have turned all Ruru-chan's fans against you]

[But, it seems like contrary to my expectation, people don't mind that Haru-chan is a boku-ko.]

[You're right]

[That alone would be enough to give her character]

[Well, it's because of that quirk...]

[Everything else is even more amazing... right?]

[Ah, it's a set with Ruru-chan...]

[She can fly... that's a unique feature in itself...]

[lol]

[No good... She has too many attributes...]

["I saw it in the bath, but it's not as flat as people say."]

[Bath]

[Bath]

[Both of them in a bath together]

[Bath?!]

[Are they trying to sell us yuri already? I guess it's just some plot from the agency. Stop hitting the intercom so hard at this good moment.]

[I don't mind the sales... There's something I can only get from Yuri...]

[Understandable]

[I can only agree]

[Even I, a fan of Onee-shota, agree]

[Anego, no, Onee-sama!]

[Ehhh...]

[They're scared lol]

[Haru-chan and Ruru-chan have become closer than I thought]

[If anything, I only get the impression that Ruru-chan is the one forcing in on Haru-chan.]

[Well, I suppose that's true. I can't imagine Haru-chan inviting her herseld.]

[She's probably saying something like, "Please don't come near me because you're annoying."]

[That sounds like something she'd say]

[I can only agree]

[Ruru-chan is bright red...!]

【●REC】

[Yurin Yurin tskr]

[For THAT Ruru-chan to turn bright red like that...!]

[Haru-chan, are you a technician?]

[She's a little girl, right?]

[What if she's a legal loli?]

[Yes, it's possible]

[In fact, it makes progress]

[This is what men are like...]

[You guys, try looking at a ladies' comic once, it's a yuri comic, you know. Men's comics are nothing to me.]

[There are also a lot of Onee-sans here... This stream is amazing]

[That info about the gender ratio doesn't seem to be a lie]

[Don't believe something like this]

[lol]

[Even a lethargic shota can get excited with just Haru-chan's voice!]

『【Bad News】 The RuruHaru Duo is Too Close』 4

[ーIt's so irresistible to see a little shota like that being forced to wear girls' clothes and looking so unhappy! You understand, right!!]

[Wow...]

[Stop posting long messages about your sexual preferences, Anegoo!!]

[I can understand what you're saying, but I'd rather not understand]

[Just get banned already]

[Oh, I remember Emi-chan tweeting something. It was for people who wanted to say thank you to someone who seemed to be Haru-chan helping them.]

[Yeah, what was it again? It was some short messages for Haru-chan to read, right?]

[If what Primordials said is true, then a lot of people have been saved by her.]

[There will probably be a few dozen parties. At most, there could be hundreds.]

[Amazing]

[Haru-chan did it without hoping for any compensation too.]

[It's not that she's bad at communicating,is i... Wait, wait, I'm rooting for you Haru-chan!! Please don't take me away!! It's not that you're bad at communicating, it's just that I'm similar to her in that I don't care, please!!]

[Just because you think the curse is watching you, doesn't mean you have to type that much!]

[lol]

[But be careful what you say, okay?]

[Normally this would just be treated as a joke, but if you know Ruru-chan's streams, you can't treat it as a joke.]

[In the first place, Haru-chan herself is the biggest victim]

[If she hadn't gotten caught by Ruru-chan, today's stream would have been quiet and relaxed...]

[I wonder which would be happier for Haru-chan, to become famous like this, or to remain unknown.]

[Maybe being unknown is what Haru-chan wants , but being famous is what is best for her... I guess]

[Well, I suppose, with how skillful she's at her age...]

["Yes, Ruru-san was a lot of trouble for me at that time... wapu"]

[Ruru-chan is sniffing Haru-chan's head!!]

[Fuu...]

[Sales is fine... Sales is fine...!]

[Given Haru-chan's personality, she probably can't do business, so she's probably just doing it as she is]

[When I look at the title, I thought something terrible was going to happen, but when I opened the stream, it was just a normal, heartwarming yuri stream]

[I hope she stays smiling like this]

["Well, out of the 86 monsters on this floor, I'm going to shoot the 14 I can from here. Ruru-san, please step aside."]

[…… Eh?]

[Haru-chan suddenly cuts off the flow...]

[Bad news: Haru-chan can't read the mood]

[She's always like that, no?】

[Yeah]

[lol]

[That's strange... Just 10 seconds ago, it was just a wonderful yuri stream...]

[Um, how does this girl know how many enemies there are on this floor...?]

[She didn't use any items, did she?]

[Haru-chan herself isn't in the picture so it's hard to say... but that's probably true]

[Eh……]

[I just keep hearing gunfire...]

[What is this...?]

『【Bad News】 The RuruHaru Duo is Too Close』 6

[Ahh... this is the soothing sound I want from Haru-chan's stream]

[As expected of the Primordials, their experience level is different]

[But, at this speed, it's too dark and too far away for the camera to see the enemy.]

[Crazy]

[You guys, even with all this, you still say that the dragon incident was scripted?]

[I can't say that anymore]

[Sorry]

[It's okay]

[Kind]

[Ruru-chan is totally shocked...]

[The one person who Ruru-chan, who is legendary for making all her collaborators taken aback by her, is now taken aback by Haru-chan]

[Amazing...]

[I think this girl alone is enough]

[Huh? If this keeps going, Won't Ruru-chan be useless here?]

[Bad news: Ruru-chan has been cut from the team]

[Poor thing]

[lol]

[Well, Haru-chan is weird, so...]

[Ruru-chan is saying "Whoa" with her eyes open lol]

[lol]

[I think this is good enough...]

[Yup, the only things worth seeing are the sound of the one-man massacre show, and Ruru-chan's reaction.]

[Yes]

[No objections]

[Seriously, I wonder what kind of family environment would produce such a little girl...]

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TL Note : You know, with how many threads there are in this chapter, I could probably turn this chapter into 3 parts at the very least, but that'd go against my moral code, so I won't do it. But, man is it painful to translate all this.