Ch.9 Ruru-san, The Medical Staff, and Hentai-san who Broke into My House

I was a single man living alone, and before me there were three girls.

I never imagined I, a guy who doesn't even have a girlfriend, to suddenly have three girls at once come into my room.

...How happy I would have been if I had a man's body.

"Well... so you're Soya Harumi-san."

"Soya Harumi... so it's Haru-chan on stream"

"Yes. Oh, you knew about my stream"

"Uh, yeah... Ah, yes... Well, Emi-chan, who I relied on a lot, said... that I might be wrong..."

"Oh, that Hentai-san over there."

"Mmmph!"

She was wearing a red cross armband.....apparently the medical team wore this attire even outside while on duty so that they could be easily identified as a dungeon-related medical staff, and there was Fukaya Ruru, who I remember helping.

So.

"Well... this is the first time I've seen Emi-chan like this... I honestly don't know what to do..."

"This Hentai-san?"

"Hmmm!!"

"Hentai-san indeed."

"Mmmph!!"

Her eyes looked really scary so I said "That person is scary"...Perhaps they were used to it, since the medical staff quietly tied the poor woman's hands and legs tightly with bandages and her mouth wrapped in one too.

...In two senses.

But this person is probably at a high level like me, so she probably knew what was going to happen and let herself be wrapped up in it.

The little bit of rationality that remained shone through.

That's great.

"Ah... so Emi-chan, the reason you often take on requests from the orphanage..."

"Hmmmm!?"

"You are also proactively organizing experience tours for elementary school children."

"Hmmmmm?! Mmmmmmm!!"

"Emi-chan..."

"Muuuuuugh!!"

It seems like something's not right here....ah.

For now I should take a step back.

Because I'm also a little girl right now...

"Well, for now, let's get the conversation back from Mikazuki-san to Soya-san...?"

"Ah, that's right. For now, about Emi-chan...yeah..."

"Hmmmm!?"

There's this tall, good looking but disappointing person called Mikazuki... Emi-san.

I can't get close...it's kind of scary...

Before, when I was a guy, I would have been in the position of laughing along with them and saying, "it's Hentai-san!", but now I'm in the position where that very Hentai-san will do something to me, so there's real harm.

"Ahem. That's right...Harumi-san."

"Haru is fine. I've only ever been called that in this form. I've never been seen in real life though."

Soya.

It's hard to have an unusual surname.

I have fond memories of my youth, getting excited talking about hardships with friends whose names I couldn't remember right away.

"Well then, Haru-chan!"

"...Well, I gues it's fine, I'm a girl now."

But from a younger kid, being called Haru-chan... right...?

No, that's fine.

I didn't mind the strange situation, with two girls on my futon and one pervert in the corner of the room.

There's no point in worrying about it.

Yeah, it's good being noisy.

"Once again... thank you for helping me. If Haru-chan hadn't come, I definitely wouldn't be alive."

My first impression was that she was a cheerful girl.

She had light-colored, curly hair... She looked to be about middle school age.

Fukaya Ruru.

Even though she's a junior high school student, she carefully puts her fingers together... She's doing the three fingers dogeza.

Kids these days are so polite...even though they're at least 10 years younger than me.

However, in terms of my current physical age, I look younger than her.

"I made sure my own life was safe before coming."

"B-butー I made you do something so dangerous!"

"That's not it. I couldn't kill the dragon in one hit... I landed a clumsy headshot and it almost fell on you. It's my fault for not helping you properly."

"But!"

Ruru-san suddenly raised her face.

As expected, she's an idol, so her facial features are well-defined.

Compared to me right now... that's not right, this way of thinking is no good.

"From there, you risked your life to save me."

"………………………………Yeah"

I instinctively turn my face away.

Because, if she stares at me so dazzlingly...it's just not good.

I'm not good at that kind of thing.

That's also the reason why I tried to avoid being found when getting a call for rescue.

You know, when you give up your seat on the train and someone says thank you, but you're socially inept and then you have to change to a different car at the next station, right?

"So let me thank you!"

From her perspective, I helped her out when she was in a dangerous situation in the dungeon.

But for me it wasn't that dangerous...but I did use my expensive stuff.

"The drops"

"Eh?"

"Hmmmm!"

While watching Hentai-san squirming and squirming, I feel soothed, then I point to the household account book spread out on the table.

"The drops from the monster I defeated that time. As long as I have those, I'll be fine..."

"Oh, now that I think about it, Haru-chan is so small yet so grown up! It's fine, it's fine, you can just talk casually!"

Apparently the medical staff is looking at my household account book on Ruru-san's behalf.

“Ah, you’re quite diligent, Soya-san. Most people who go into dungeons aren't the type to keep a household account book…?”

"Yes, I like to put my attention to details."

"...Eh, well... well..."

"What's wrong?"

My face, which had become hot from that dazzling smile, has finally cooled down, so I move past Ruru-san, who is pretending to be calm, and turn my attention to the medical staff's face.

Oh, the way this girl has her ponytail tied is really nice.

Is this kid still in high school?

I see, this generation of kids will decide on their future career paths after dungeons appear, so working in a dungeon-related job at this age... Ok i should stop there, this is a harsh reality for me too as I was in middle school and high school when dungeons were created.

"...Well, the minus..."

Ah, if you're not used to numbers, it's hard to see amounts with a lot of zeros.

"Right, it's 20 million yen. Today's loss."

"Million-?!"

"Mmhh?!"

The two of them turn pale.

I'm not sure about Hentai-san's...because it's still red.

She's still wiggling around and...kind of scary...

"I used 16 bullets on the monsters chasing her at first, and two on the dragon. As you can see, I was going into the dungeon with this body, so I made special bullets for times like this."

"Ah, ah, ah, ah... what should I do, all that money..."

"Mmmmmmmm, mmmmmmm."

"Sorry Emi-chan, I have no idea what you're talking about..."

"Mmhh?!"

Well, that would be the case if your mouth was zipped...

“Strictly speaking, it’s handmade using drops and other materials, so it doesn’t cost that much. I just made an accounting using the purchase price of the materials from the association’s website, based on the current market value. It’s for tax purposes, so don’t worry about it.”

The actual amount spent shouldn't be that much.

But, you know?

We are our own employers, something like that?

Also, we're in a position where we have to file a blue tax return, right?

So it's okay to add a little bit, right?

Is that kind of decision necessary?

It's the current market price, so it's not a lie, right?

“Also, you see… I'm running out of magic power. I wasted all of it due to my carelessness… so I’m adding on the fact that it will take about a month for me to recover, so if we’re only talking about what I spent on Fukaya-san… it’ll be reduced to around 12 million yen.”

"12 million... hau..."

"Mmmmm!?"

Hentai-san has been raging hard for a while now.

She looks like fried shrimp.

"Oh, you properly manage your materials on a separate page... Wow, you're serious about that..."

"As you can see, I live alone. And..."

I flap my shirt.

"Mmhh?!"

Stop it, Hentai-san...stop trying to get up using just your abdominal muscles when you're tied up.

"...Yes, yes, you're getting in the way so I'll cover your eyes too, Mikazuki-san."

"Mmmmmmmmm!?!?!"

Wow, what a loud voice... Does this person really want to see me that much...?

"And Soya-san."

"Yes"

Also, before I knew it, the ponytail of the medical staff who was suddenly in between Hentai-san and me started fluttering back.

"...We're of the same sex...um, physically."

"Well, that's what it is now."

"...But... Soya-san, your outfit is very provocative, I would say."

"? Even though I'm such a child?"

"Y-yes, that's right, Haru-chan!"

Fukaya-san, who no longer paid any attention to Mikazuki-san, threw the cardigan she was wearing over me.

"I was really wondering whether I should tell you or not! I mean, when I bowed my head I saw it and honestly it made my heart pound and it bothers me!"

"?"

""ー You can't show a girl's private parts in full view!""

"O-okay."

Come to think of it, when I get out of the bath, my hair is still wet and sticks to my body.

So, I just put on a shirt for the time being.

In other words, I was just sitting on the futon with nothing on but a shirt on.

"But you just came into my house so suddenly..."

"That's why I asked, 'Do you want to change your clothes?'"

"Ah, now that you mention it, I think that's what happened."

The medical staff seem to be a serious person.

You look a bit like a committee chairman.

"...But I'm usually like this. You see, now that I have a girl's body, I feel strangely more at ease when I sit directly on the futon without underwear."

"No way! I mean, you were actually a guy?!"

"Yeah, until last year."

"...That boldness is certainly manly, I would say... but, um..."

The medical staff asked as she gently pushed the something, completely white and covered in bandages writhing, against the wall.

"ー Why is a guy became so cu... Became a girl? Also, in the picture on the card, the hair and eye color..."

"I made a wish at a wishing well in the dungeon... but it seems like my wish got misinterpreted..."

Two of them had red faces and the other was completely invisible covered in pure white bandages.

In front of them, I finally decided to stop living in hiding.

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