Ch.5 【[Sad News] Ruru-chan Did it Again】

[For now <Stream URL>]

[As always, thank you]

[What did she do this time?]

[Ruru-chan messed up stuff so often that I've become numb]

[This time it's really dangerous... it's at the top of the news sites]

[It was on the TV news earlier]

[It's a boss trap in the middle of the dungeon, right?]

[Didn't they say that it's so rare, it only happened twice in the last 10 years?]

[Our Ruru-chan is the one who steps through it without hesitation]

[lol]

[The fact that everyone in this area know about it lol]

[Even though I knew it was pretty bad when I watched the stream, lol]

[In fact, the comments on the stream were full of, "I shouldn't laugh, but I can't help it!"]

[It's no laughing matter but I can't help but laugh]

[W-well, it's definitely better than having a mass panic attack...]

[Don't Laugh, Ruru-chan is in big trouble]

[lol]

[If Ruru-chan returns safely, I'll make a clipping with that title]

[Waiting]

[I want her to be saved, but... Her guardians aren't there...]

[Who was it that gave the go-ahead to Ruru-chan?]

【No, anyone would give the OK if they heard about the dungeon information…】

[The thing is, Ruru-chan was getting cocky, but she still managed to get through it quickly...]

[There weren't many monsters that popped either.]

[Apparently, her big sister/mother Emi-chan was in a nearby dungeon as well...]

[After all, nobody would've guessed that she'd step on some traps and fall down for 10 consecutive floors...]

["I feel like I can do it today!" was a huge flag...]

[lol]

[Ahh... The payback for her good fortune...]

[After all, Ruru-chan needs a guardian... what a pitiful child...]

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[Reinforcements have arrived in response to a rescue request!]

[Bad news: Reinforcements, total 1 person]

[Can you even call that a reinforcement...?]

[Ruru-chan is still having a bad luck even at a time like this lol]

[lol]

[Even though Ruru-chan stepped into those traps, she's still got the skills!]

[Even if you have the skill and are good at detecting traps, you'll still step through them!]

[No, if they're solo, then surely they're at least on the same level as Ruru-chan?]

[I see!]

[With a skill on Ruru-chan's level, unless she suffers a misfortune on Ruru-chan's level, she'll definitely be saved!]

[Stop talking!?]

【It's hopeless now……】

【[Sad News] Fukaya Ruru-chan did it again】 2

[Don't worry, there aren't many people like Ruru-chan]

[Whenever she goes to a shrine, the priest always comes out and says, "Hey, you..."]

[They always said with a serious expression, "You're going to die if you keep going like this..."]

[But even so, they always say, "Oh, it's impossible for my God."]

[Ruru-chan has no choice but to sell herself as a gag about her misfortune]

[Poor child, but it's cute]

[Understandable]

[I know, those tears are great]

[Ruru-chan, your reward is...]

[Even the hardcore fans are worried that they tell her to "please find someone nice"...]

[In a way, it's the strongest!]

[Don't you mean the most ominous?] (TL note: strongest (最強) and most ominous (最凶) are both read as "saikyou")

[Oh, behind Ruru-chan!]

[Wow, those monsters must be over level 40...?]

[There must be more than 10 of them, and with just one hit, all of them are dead]

[Are there any jobs that can hit such a long distance?]

[No one on the stream know anything either]

[No, it seems to be this person. <Stream URL>]

[Who?]

[Who? No, seriously]

[According to the group from their stream, they only have 10 subscribers until 30 minutes ago]

[That's crazy after more than 3 years of streaming]

[That's crazy]

[No matter how lame it is, if you keep doing that, you'll get at least 100 subscribers... right...?]

[They didn't get it so isn't it bad?]

[I see]

[Cool...I see, they became a cool character to compete with the unfortunate Ruru-chan, ...!]

[Well, they don't even have a header or an icon, and the number of streams is incredible... and even though there are days when she streams for over 10 hours, the title is just the date of that day and "Today's Hunt"... Do they have any motivation?]

[If there were 10 people watching, it wouldn't be that rare... It's been three years, right?]

[It seems like they've been streaming almost every day... solo]

[So, where is this Haru person who came to help Ruru-chan?]

[It's Haru-chan, don't get it wrong]

[It's their watcher! Surround them!]

[Haru-chan is a quiet, downer type of loli who likes to stay still with a blank look in her eyes.]

[Really?! Then why are there so few people watching?]

[Because that's just our imagination.]

[So it's just the image of Haru-chan that you have in your mind?]

[lol]

[lol]

[It's hopeless now…]

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【Sad news: Haru-chan (pseudonym), a streamer who wants to keep her identity secret, has her hands, hair and voice revealed after three years】

[Lol, Ruru-chan's misfortune has spread even to places like this]

[lol]

[Ruru-chan's misfortune...it's contagious...what's that, so scary]

[If you don't have the resistance, you'll get caught up in it... that's Fukaya Ruru-chan]

[As expected, the sense of distance while watching Ruru-chan's livestream is the best...]

[The equipment often breaks and falls during handshake events, but her sister always helps her out]

[Emi-oneechan! Come quickly!]

[So, it has been confirmed that the reinforcement called Haru-chan will at the very least be a loli or shota with long blonde hair]

[Still, Ruru-chan's small breasts seem to be a winner]

[That flat chest is quite something...]

[On the other hand, she seems to be losing to a childlike body with no muscle...]

[This is not the time to say that lol]

[I took my eyes off of it for a second, and somehow something amazing happened...]

[Even a dragon appeared lol]

[It's not at the level of one problem coming after another anymore]

[But it's Ruru-chan...]

[But it's Ruru-chan, right?]

[You guys can stop now...]

[lol]

[Even Haru-chan is getting caught up in this]

[Both of you, run away! Run away!]

[Wait a second, on Haru-chan's stream, instead of running away, she seems to be preparing for something]

[Sad news: Haru-chan, a gunslinger loli or shota]

[Don't make anything that happens to Ruru-chan a bad news]

[But it's Ruru-chan you know?]

[That's right]

[Oi, that kid... She took a headshot on a moving dragon at a distance of at least 200 meters... And with no scope at that.]

[Amazing]

[Headshot Loli?]

[Could be shota]

[If they're going to compete with Ruru-chan, they have to be that strong]

[Wait, the dragon is going to fall down!?]

[Sad news: Ruru-chan is so unlucky]

[Yes... From Ruru-chan's perspective, a bullet... That's a bullet right? Flew from behind and hit a dragon directly on its head, causing the dragon to fall forward instead of backwards...?]

[There must be some mysterious invisible power at work... after all, it's Ruru-chan...]

[Haru-chan is so pitiful...]

[They came all the way here to help, but... Ah, Ruru-chan is gonna be flattened...]

[I believe even with that bad luck, things will be okay no matter what]

[Me too]

[Ruru-chan said, "Princess...?"]

[!?]

[!? What was that just now?]

[What do you mean by princess, Ruru-chan?!]

[They're flying!?]

[Sad news: Headshot loli flies away]

[This is also Ruru-chan's fault...]

[Oh, the stream ended]

【[Sad News] Fukaya Ruru-chan did it again [It's all over now]】

[Haru-chan's stream also ended]

[What happened...?!]

[For now, let's watch it from Mikazuki Onee-san's point of view here <Stream URL>]

[Emi-chan looks like she's about to cry...]

[Don't cry]

[Emi Okaa-san, it's five more floors, please do your best]

[I hope that Ruru-chan and this child Haru-chan are safe.]

[It might be useless at this point, but I'll pray.]

[Me too]

[I'm going to visit the shrine for a bit]

[But if it's something to do with Ruru-chan, the priest might show up...]

[lol]

[How can this be so inappropriate...?]

[After all, Ruru-chan seems to be fine no matter what, so if I were to pray, I'd pray to Haru-chan, who is unlikely to make a priest show up...]

[I think that would be a good idea.]

[Haru-chan... be safe... Ah, Ruru-chan is expecting a funny reaction from you, so please pop out with a cheerful face]

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