Ch.63 Surprise Stream : "I Threw My Junior Into an Abandoned School at Night lol" ③
Putting aside the fatal blow to her future savings. Alpheria gulped and was about to open the front door when she stopped. She looked around
Putting aside the fatal blow to her future savings.
Alpheria gulped and was about to open the front door when she stopped.
She looked around restlessly and picked up a palm-sized stone that was lying nearby.
She looks back and forth between the door and the stone, then cautiously presses it against the door.
She slowly opened the door with it.
"Does that have any meaning?"
"Doesn't that mean she doesn't even want to touch the door? I'm not sure."
Looking left and right repeatedly, Alpheria leaves the shoe locker area and steps into the hallway.
"Now that I think about it, I'm only in charge of the general outline, so I don't know what kind of vengeful spirits there are."
The only things Ellis was in charge of were negotiating with Lecia and bringing up the outline of exorcising the seven vengeful spirits.
Chariot and Izana were in charge of coming up with the settings for the vengeful spirits.
They watch Alpheria's movements with excitement.
The first vengeful spirit Alpheria found was in the classroom.
And there were multiple of them.
Alpheria's face was as pale as a corpse.
What she was looking at was an ordinary scene in the classroom - but one that should never have happened now.
In other words, it was a lesson between teacher and students.
They are all translucent.
A rope is wrapped around the teacher's neck and stretches upwards as if he is being hung up.
There were traces in some places on the students' bodies that suggested they had met an ugly end.
Despite this, they continue with their lessons without showing any sign of it.
As if they didn't even know what had become of them.
One of the students enthusiastically raised his hand.
Every movement he makes reveals he is a busy, mischievous boy.
Seeing the boy suddenly stand up, Alferia covered her mouth.
She was so thorough that she even squeezed her throat to stop her from making a sound.
The boy, missing the right half of his head, showed no sign of noticing Alpheria's condition.
The boy, whose right side was covered in blood, spoke in a cheerful tone.
[Teacher! What's the difference between NTR and BSS?!]
"Oi"
"(Shi-)"
Ellis aimed a murderous gaze at Chariot, but she looked the other way.
"Don't look away, you old maid! What the hell was that shitty statement?!"
"...Well, I wanted to bring some novelty."
"This is more than just novelty! Why would a vengeful spirit be talking about the difference between NTR and BSS in a horror movie? It completely ruins the atmosphere! Even a B-grade movie would be a bit more restrained!"
[That's a good question, Sato-kun. BSS refers to me and my childhood friend. I had a cute, caring childhood friend, and I thought that in the future I would marry her. However, while I was resting on my laurels, during the summer vacation of my second year of high school, my childhood friend ended up with the ace of the soccer team. This is BSS - in other words, I was the one who liked her first.]
[You're a Loser!]
[Watch your mouth, Sato-kun. You'll kill yourself. And as for NTR, after getting over my broken heart, I was blessed with a new encounter at university and we ended up getting engaged. On the day of the wedding, when I went to the waiting room to catch a glimpse of her in her wedding dress―she was having a wild time with my senior. Still in her wedding dress. With a voiced, glottal stop on her voice. While calling him master and all that. --This is NTR.]
[You're a cuck!]
[Watch your mouth, Sato-kun. You're going to kill yourself. Oh... Right, you're already dead.]
With that last mutter, the vengeful spirits in the classroom disappeared.
It was as if they had never been there in the first place.
"ー No, HOW DO YOU RESPOND TO THAT!"
Ellis shouted with all her might.
Then, she remembered Licia asking her beforehand, "Are you sure this is alright?"
At the time, she thought it was just a question about whether there was anything lacking in the project, but it was actually a question about this scenario.
"Who?! Who came up with this shitty scenario?!"
"Now, calm down, Ellis. This could be considered a proper horror depending on how you look at it. Yes, from that teacher's point of view, that's for sure."
"There's no point in doing this if it doesn't scare Alpheria! Look at that confused expression! She's clearly not sure how to respond!"
Watching Alpheria on the monitor, she looked very conflicted, as if wondering whether she should be happy about this unexpected turn of events, or whether she was wondering how it would affect the stream.
At the very least, it is clear that the fear she had felt earlier has been put to rest.
"But won't the people involved still be scared even if things turn out like this? I was thinking of going down that route."
"I guess if it was an airhead like Suisen it would be okay! But Alpheria is like me, she's the type who makes designed jokes! It's essentially a tsukkomi! There's no need to twist it in a weird way!"
Ellis, who had strongly criticizing, was breathing heavily but couldn't stop the bad feeling she had.
She had a hunch that similar exchanges would continue six more times.
And that hunch turned out to be correct.
When Alpheria approaches the ladies' restroom.
"T-tissue! Tissue!"
Hanako from the toilet asks for toilet paper.
When Alferia handed her some toilet paper from the sink, she smiled and passed away.
As Alpheria was walking down the hallway, a human anatomy model came running towards her at full speed.
As soon as it recognized Alpheria, a grin spread across its artificial, inorganic face and, crying out "Aaah♡," Its legs tangled and it fell.
Not only did it sprain its ankle, but its entire body was shattered as it passed away.
[――――]
When she goes into the music room, she sees a Beethoven-like man with a light shining from his eyes.
That would have been fine.
However, the light emitted from his eyes projects an image onto the blackboard like a projector, and what's more, it's a horror movie.
Alpheria witnessed Beethoven screaming, "Ghosts are scary!" and he passed away in shame.
[――――]
When she got the well that is for some reason in the schoolyard, a music starts.
With the bgm from "It's Sure to Come" playing in the background, she put her hand on the well frame and a woman with long black hair was about to appear from inside, but...
"Hmmm, gghhhhhh...! Hmmm! Hmmm!!"
She had a difficulty climbing out of the well.
Maybe because her water-soaked clothes were too heavy?
In the end, she left behind the words "...Ah" and disappeared into the well.
[――――]
Eventually, Alpheria completed the process of putting all the vengeful spirits to rest.
And Ellis cried.
"[This is a broadcast accident!!!]"
Ellis grabbed onto Chariot.
"You scum, it was just a pile of shit from start to finish! You useless maid, can't you even carry out the duties you were given to your satisfaction?"
"What?! What are you doing here as if we're in the wrong?! You were the one who came up with the plan, so shouldn't you have taken responsibility for it until the end?! What on earth is this ignorant person who can't even say "thank you for helping me out here" spouting off about?!"
"Huh? What the hell are you talking about?! I was trying to be kind and give you scum a little something worth living for, but you did a garbage job instead!"
"Don't call it kindness for dragging me into this messy situation where I acted on an idea right away, you swindler! It was obvious the moment you invited Izana that it wouldn't end well! Ah, I wonder if it was difficult for Ellis-chan, who's an idiot, fool, and an animal!?"
"That’s why I called you here to be the safety! You idiot who can’t even understand your role unless I explain it to you every single time, don’t talk like you know everything!"
"How dare you call me foolish while ignoring your own lack of explanation! Do you know what a boomerang is? Besides, we have our own circumstances too, so don't go around saying whatever you want, you trash!"
"Huh? In that case, don't just say "Leave it to me" and agree! Even a moronic Twitter idiot can make a fuss over the results, you idiot!"
"Huh? You bastard."
"What do you want!?―"
""Come outside you idiot!!""
Hard, thump, thump, bang, bang!
Cracking, cracking, thumping, bang, bang, bang!
Kin kin kin bang bang bang falcon punch!
Don don don zukyuun join join toki! (TL note : sorry, i gave up translating these sfx)
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The two seniors come out of the hut and get into an ugly brawl.
They vanished into the mountains, kicking up a comical cloud of dust.
I watched them leave and sighed.
Just when I entered the school building trembling with fear, an unexpected comedy unfolds.
Even I, who hates horror movies, seriously wondered what this was all about, as the content was so bad that it was a complete failure.
This is just a broadcasting accident, right?
The results are so different from what I expected.
Surely this game will get a low rating.
"...Well, from my perspective, it was a good thing...I guess."
Regardless of what it means for me as a streamer, I can say that this is a relief for me personally.
Halfway through I hardly felt any fear at all.
I almost soiled my pants when I saw the human body model running towards me though.
I mean, is there anyone in this day and age who would understand that joke?
"Ara, is it over already?"
While I was thinking about this, Chariot-senpai came over.
As if she had just arrived, she glanced at me and the school building...huh?
"ChChariotsenpai?"
"Yes, that's right, but what's the matter? Ah, that reminds me, I haven't introduced myself yet. I'm Chariot Etoile. Unwillingly, I'm a genmate of two social misfits, Ellis and Izana."
Chariot-senpai respectfully curtseys right after.
"Eh? No, that can't be. I mean, didn't I already introduce myself to Chariot-senpai?"
"? When was that?"
"It was just a little over an hour ago! You even brought out a sign saying the prank was a huge success!"
My anxiety keeps rising.
However, Chario-senpai still had a blank look on his face, with no idea what it was all about.
"That's impossible. I had finishes streaming just now. I was in the middle of an hour ago."
"Look," Chariot-senpai said, opening the window and showing it to me.
It contained an archive of Chariot-senpai's livestream, which had finished a few minutes earlier, and the duration of the live performance lasted for two hours.
In other words, it is physically impossible for Chariot-senpai to be involved in the actual production of this project.
So then, who was that Chariot-senior who was with Ellis-senpai just a moment ago?
"ー ... (thud)"
"Wai- Alpheria?! What's wrong?! Alpheria?!"
From that day on, my dislike of horror worsened.
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Alferia Rinker
Ghosts are scary. Ghosts are scary. Ghosts are scary. Ghosts are scary.
Ghosts are scary. Ghosts are scary. Ghosts are scary. Ghosts are scary.
Ghosts are scary. Ghosts are scary. Ghosts are scary. Ghosts are scary.
From that day on, she started sleeping with Sakura.
Sakura reacted like a virgin.
Ellis Magister
Although she has a tomboyish tone of voice and a rather edgy personality, she is a surprisingly feminine wizard-type Vtuber.
She tends to act on impulse and excitement, and often ends up getting what se deserves.
This time too, she said goodbye to a lot of 10,000 yen bills.
She deeply regretted giving in to momentary excitement, but within a week she would do it again.
She thinks she is the most admirable among her genmates.
Chariot Etoile
As long as her fellow genmates aren't involved, she's the perfect maid who is cool and speaks like a young lady.
However, when the two people mentioned above get involved, she suddenly turns into a thug.
At first, she thought seriously about this project, but Izana, who was also in charge of the content, was being irresponsible as usual, and she had a commitment on the date and time of the project so she couldn't participate, so she took out her anger on her.
She thinks she is the most admirable among her genmates.
Kyouyama Izana
A shrine maiden Vtuber with the unique background of having both a shrine maiden soul and avatar.
This time she only appeared by name, but she was the root cause of the project becoming full of jokes.
She approached Mitsuki with the naive mindset that she can make money by becoming a Vtuber.
She joined Prisma Ark with the novel threat that she would cry endlessly if they didn't hire her.
At the time, she said she would do it seriously, but she came way too late for her first stream.
Since then, she has continued to be late as if it were breathing.
She is extremely greedy for money, and when she receives Super Chats she becomes so subservient that one suspects she has a split personality.
She remembers the names of people who have given her Super Chats, the total amount, and all of their comments, and she never misses reading out the Super Chats at the end of his stream.
Of course, it's for money.
However, some listeners are completely mistaken it for a high praise. Wake up!! (Save your brainwashed friends)
She thinks she is the most admirable among her genmates.
Licia Metis
lololololololololololololololololololololololololol (Look at Aria fainting at the end)