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September 3, 2020

Vimeo's dead.

Hiyooo!
You might've noticed the new episodes both launched on YouTube instead of vimeo first, it's because Vimeo have quietly changed their Terms of Service, going after the Top 1% of creators. They came after Maffew a few months ago so it was inevitable they came for us. I've gone back and forth with them and even in our most conservative projections, it's a no-go:




Instead of running ads and giving creators money (like YouTube) they ask creators to pay to have their content hosted. At $150 or so per year that's grand. But like, $35K per year, EVERY YEAR, there's a 10% discount if you give us $70K up front ... c'mon 😂

Anyway it means we'll release videos here on NU first, because it's a much smaller pool of viewers it's ok, until it's ready to go on youtube!

TL/DR So! New videos on NoggerU first! YouTube release as soon as it clears

i'll make a video about it explaining further. if you have any questions please lemme know and I'll answer em. I just wanted to give ye a heads up 💚

Love Jay


Comments (30)

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Oh_hey_its_michelle · September 5, 2020

That seems a bit excessive. Are they actively trying to alienate their content creators?

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Shockmaster · September 4, 2020

I said it when Maffew posted about it but what kind of business model is that. Drive away the people drawing the most traffic to your website. It's absurd.

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OSW Review · September 4, 2020

no customers, no bandwith problems! *taps temple*

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Kyle Williams · September 4, 2020

So Vimeo doesn't even want to become a rival of YouTube it seems. Create a higher bandwith tier with reasonable rates and you would actually increase business and revenue. This seems designed to drive away users ensuring it will always have "also ran" status.

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OSW Review · September 4, 2020

it reminds me of the Architect's Matrix 2 quote "there's levels of survival we're prepared to accept" :D

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Tycon · September 4, 2020

I liked using vimeo cause i could download the episodes

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RonLad · September 4, 2020

Such a bad statement. “Our goal wasn’t to grow big like Youtube. We want to be the garbage tier.”

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Kevin Thackaberry · September 3, 2020

Vimeo: "'Tis no man, 'tis a remorseless streaming machine!"

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Reload Last Save · September 3, 2020

Vimeo pulling an Ultimate Warrior and hitting us up for more money before the big show? CUNTS!

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S.K. Goldings · September 3, 2020

https://youtu.be/Mq3U-xkV-WE?t=1m49s Vimeo's business model.

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makoncrayley · September 3, 2020

Paying 35k a year for video hosting sounds like it'd be a good way to get Repo Man to swing around. That's straight up highway robbery, good lord.

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The One Nerd · September 3, 2020

2 words Bitchute brah

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Ian McGarr · September 3, 2020

I don't know, like I see their point of view, but then again the price they want... I think they should get something as without them creators wouldn't really have anywhere else as YouTube seems to block it. It's a weird one. Stupid insane price.

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Mah-Dry-Bread · September 3, 2020

It's like they're TRYING to kill their own website

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Al · September 3, 2020

It's 35k or notheeeng..ridiculous- they're desperate altogether. We're with you whatever

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Alexander Vazquez · September 3, 2020

Screw Vimeo! Let's see that Waistcoat Jay

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Andrew Goad · September 3, 2020

"Oh! So that's your little plan! Get us addicted, then jack up the price!!" Screw 'em... They'll be begging you and Maffew back once it's a dead platform going the way of blip.tv and vessel

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LadderCoins · September 3, 2020

Cunt Vimeo trying to get you on that ECW TV deal!

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S.K. Goldings · September 3, 2020

Everyone clear out your Cunt of the Year ballots.

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Qoey Brown · September 3, 2020

That's absolutely nuts, and an insanely Hugh Price point

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Tommy Colosi · September 3, 2020

They offered 10% off. Good sports

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Ashley Knight · September 3, 2020

Are they serious? A lot of Americans don't even make that much a year. Cunts.

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To Boldly Joe... Moore · September 3, 2020

Attack of the 3515 Virgils! :O

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Tommy Colosi · September 3, 2020

Long live Vimeo?

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Garrett Kenney · September 3, 2020

I would like to nominate Vimeo for Cunt of the Year!

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Marie Strano · September 3, 2020

Wow - glad you have other options than the insanity they are offering!

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The Fucker Of Your Wife, I make them cum and also nut, Hayley “The Girldick “The Cock” Johnson”, 2 second pause, “The Cock” John · September 3, 2020

I’ll be honest, I expected Vimeo to turn into cunts a lot sooner than they did. But I’ll support you boiz on NoggerU til Lex wins 16 world titles.

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Stephen Bishop · September 3, 2020

Vimeo are drunk.

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euronymous · September 3, 2020

Jesus, 35k per year?

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paynexkiller · September 3, 2020

OSW ON XVIDEOS WHEN?!