Fifth Fang
Who needs affordable housing when you have Fight Club, Home Edition!
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After today's (2026-04-06) bonus comic, can't wait for the Fifth Fang's Master to be introduced. Curious what they're like.
Let's get ready to rumble!
(ADHD workshop) Since they're fighting for a new home, can "hovel" match the energy of "rumble"? "LET'S GET READY TO HOVEL," just doesn't quite work. "Rat-hole", "burrow", and "castle" don't feel right given that it's a cave in a crappy part of the fangs... (throws imaginary darts)
Is the currency in the Crags just fighting? "I'll take a scone." "Will that be all sir?" "Yes" "Ok that will be 2 minutes in the ring claws only" "What!? Last time it was only 1 minute, any thing aloud." "Inflation man, what can I say." Also never get a lone. The interest alone will kill you.
"I'll gladly fight you Tuesday for a hamburger today."
YOU GOTTA FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHT TO RENT FANGS
The Cave Owners' Associations must be brutal!
Belphagor is a good boy, but not a happy boy
Elias is gonna have to fight belphagor for flare! I’m calling it now. Gear my boy up.
Why pay rent when you can just fight for an apartment!
The critters are used to the fangs, I wonder how long it will take Elias to adapt. I also have a sneaking suspicion that Elias is going to make even a "low tier" hole the envy of the "upper class"
The man is woefully underutilizing EdgeSpace™ to turn any old place into a palace. (I'm sure his product brochures mention risks, chiefly that fiends were consulted in the development of the tech.)
First rule of Fang Club, is you dont talk about Fang Club.
Belphagor takes after Flare. I'm no Drat expert but I'm pretty sure he was basically saying "mine!" XP
Fight club… more like FLIGHT Club