804 - All My Neighbors Cousins feat. Pod About List (2/5/24)
Caleb, Patrick and Cameron of Pod About List stop by to take a look at the lighter side of news. Topics include: mandatory potty training in Utah, a Chinese spy bird, dick biting, and the international crisis of cousins.
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And check out Home Planet’s recent video “Junior Associate” featuring Pat & Caleb here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLBMKU8f6KE&ab_channel=HomePlanet
Comments (139)
Floppy Rectum have the best album of 2024 so far
How do you mention Bob Sapp without mentioning Warren?
Hell yeah Chris I knew you were a Weather Report fan 🌈
who else is deeply chilling in carrboro rn
you guys oughtta send slate a gift basket. they're a reliable source of great content
weird, my mental image of a ring guy is a large mediterranean man
Tuff cool guys who work at your cigar shop don't want you to know this one secret
Please get the E1 boys as on an episode!!!
Yeah! At least that young 'Felix' fellow. He I'd like to hear more of.
Podcasting is pretty much a recapitulation of that stretch in the 19th century where you never had to prove anything, scientific questions were determined by who at the coffee shop could just keep talking.
So weird to me how Dance With The Devil seems to remain Immortal Technique's best-known track. infamous for schlocky sentimentality, but always #1 when you search Technique on Spotify/yt music or whatever. I guess a lot of cousins think it's a banger. Give me Positive Balance or Obnoxious any day, jfc
HELL YEAH my two favorite pods
Pretty sure I remember Matt once saying that we lost in Afghanistan due to the cousin deficit
Ghenghis Khan had the last world power with sufficient cousins to hold on to the territory for any length of time
Carrboro mentioned!
Not joking I was listening to this with my AirPods and yelled at my cat to get down from the counter and Siri misheard me and tried to FaceTime my cousin. Powerful ep
The wiping out of all cousins. Known as "Cousins of Men" or "Children of Uncles"
Fuck you I won’t poo where you tell me was right there…
6/10 Had its moments. On the plus side, Will's attempts to divert the conversation towards towards Israel were largely deflected. There is just so much happening in the new right wing mind palace that needs to be properly talked about. The fact that you guys haven't done an in depth on Loomer is criminal.
Fart
Dammit, I DID think I was a special snowflake for being the first guy ever to suggest we should just make steroids legal for athletes. But my take on it is to just let ALL athletes in all fields do it. They're already DOING it! Maybe we can just keep a few amateur leagues where it's not allowed, but only for a niche market.
Awful episode, miss Matt
I don't have a lot of cousins and we don't really talk to them anymore but growing up they did indeed stay with us in a big janky house and one of them introduced me to Watchmen (the graphic novel) before it was ever adapted.
Very much a chapo boyfriend experience episode
I know it has been awhile and I am stupid but what does this mean
as someone who has lived a nearly identical experience as patrick (18+ cousins, many of them my neighbors on the same block, the rest a town or two over) i can confirm this makes you a total freak
Let me brag about the number of cousins I have. I haven't/couldn't count them but at least over 50
That’s genuine firsts? I have 12
I lived in fucking carrboro
Absolutely brutal reading. Omfg. I was trapped in some horrible 90s movie of Rocko's Modern Life or something.
I have 7 aunts/uncles yet a mere 6 first cousins. the shrinkage is real
No one else remember being scared to poop in high school? Or is it just me who didn’t repress that memory
I was afraid.
The Neuralink implant was put in someone who volunteered but could not see, hear or speak. Their legal assent was acquired by, uh, tapping? https://pravda-en.com/usa/2024/01/30/291870.html
i would win every event in cocaine olympics
Quality slop, love a Felix being unexpectedly kind moment
This was not the episode to listen to while eating lunch at work. Sock rectums… 😦
That diaper rectum story was disgusting and pointless
Cameron, stay the F out of Lowell MA
The constipation thing happens with a lot of severely disabled kids but I've never heard of it becoming a routine kindergarten issue. Hopefully disabled kids are excluded from that law! Special ed teachers are accustomed to changing big-kid diapers & doing difficult potty trainings as part of their job.
I’m a special education teacher and that was my first thought, too. These issues can also be caused by some medications.
I'm eight minutes in, and this is the longest fucking episode ever lmao.
Shout out nerds rope.
Let's bring back Gladiatorial games with PEDs.
lol carrboro native here baby
Flubber is simply the final form our cell phones will take
They were going to invent flubber in Neom but you had to make fun of them
mid episode
Why would any professional athlete participate in a games where you broadcast to the world that you’re on PEDs?
That is the IFBB. Also all of pro sports. Real sports anyway. If you can win and not be on gear it is NASCAR or some shit.
Saltburn is a cousin movie, and everyone should watch it
Ring guys just remind me of Kriss Angel
Yr all waiters at my 22 cousin table
Thata right assholes, I got tons of cousins. My parents' siblings FUCK. Felix's commentary on uncles naturally makes him fit for this conversation
Like the only good thing about being from a catholic family, so many cousins and a good portion of them are cool
for reals, is there a reference section you guys can put somewhere for music used on the show? i always hear good sounds, and sometimes I want to know the tracks... no worries if not, just asking!
Shazam still exists and works, as far as I know. It's one of the last cool things the internet ever brought us, why not give it a spin?
Loved that they closed out the pigeon story with Birdland. 🎷
I’m representing the pigeon pro-bono, we’re gonna bring those pigs to their fucking knees
Cloaca and Dagger
F*ck you i won't doodoo what you tell me
Carrboro love all day
Carrboro kicks ass! The working class west side of chapel hill, the cave is a cool little club, played a couple bangers down there a decade ago in the glorious days of first wave egg punk (see spin magazine?) All the freaks from that NC triangle plus some professors come round. Sonic youth misnamed their love song to chapel hill, its a fun region for culture and weird art. Have to dodge an abundance of lame bars attracting yuppy Duke/unc college types… unless you know to stick to carrboro!!
inverse homer vs drederick tatum
fellas, i'm trying to eat
im an irish catholic with 22 cousins and 5 my age
Also irish catholic 18 cousins and two of them are in elementary school. I am in my 30s.
Damn just now hearing about the great cousin replacement theory. Sad
Floppy rectums
Not the grossest aspect of that segment, lol
Got 22 cousins get on my level
Flat episode
this one kinda sucked
the hallmark of pod about list
Carrboro used known as the Paris of the Piedmont.
This podcasts support for Flubber is incredibly irresponsible and the hosts and guests have not in fact 'thought about it.' Flubber is a object that gains momentum after each and every impact. Eventually it's going to approach light speeds and any gained energy is going to concentrate on mass until it becomes a gigantic black hole that swallows the universe. Does that sound 'cool' you you?
Is that how it ended? I always busted to the robot and turned it off.
I'm from NC and I definitely made the same face when I heard Carrboro
Very appropriate use of “Birdland,” kudos
Thanks for saying thr track name, I know the song but couldn't remember what it was called
Kim Philbeak
serving a life sentence at Pelican Bay
Anybody else notice that AOC’s partner looks exactly like Matt?
I like spending 500k on an mfa to write about the cousin gap
No cap I have at least 31 cousins
I used to take a shit everyday during band so I could skip scales, I was the worst trombone player didn't know notes, only memorized slide positions and wrote numbers over the music
The numbers thing sounds smart
Hey Chapo, I have a proposal. If you sponsor my trip to the Thiel Olympics™ I promise to rededicate my life to Christ and repent. This will allow me to wield temple garment powers while participating in the game where I stand on one end of a football field and 300 archers all shoot one arrow at me at the same time. I forget what that one is called. Anyways, let me know.
Hell yeah immortal technique
"Wow I wish they would talk about literally anything else but MMA fighters" *monkey's paw finger curls* Will: now on the topic of diapers
At least Will stopped the X men movie mindset.
Rally ‘round the family!
With a diaper full of shit
John wick suiting up scene except I’m putting on my rings
My horny ass could not live next to flubber
I knew a guy who’s mom would come in and breast feed him in the nurse’s office through like first grade. Turned out to be a bit of a dog-fucker. Watched him jam Nickelodeon Gack up his butthole one time too. This one’s really bringin me back, fellows.
Damn that gak situation probably ruined him for life. He probably needs to use some every time he wants his ass fucked.
Peter Thiel bringing SNL's All Drug Olympics sketch to life is peak SillyCon Valley innovation
“Ronin cousin” lmao
Guards in Mumbai befriending and caring for the weird pigeon like the jellyfish in Bright Future
Song at 30:40, queen? Hey 👑 Song at 30:40 ? Hey beautiful, song at 30:40?
Birdland by Weather Report
The human enhancement games ARE the Olympics
Utah, instead of fixing it in Universal Pre-k they shame kids
I mean, isn't that what organized religion is all about?
Federal action on the cousin problem is necessary. And the solution is a Haredi cousin loner problem for cousin poor gentile and secular Jewish families.
Dr Felix independently reinventing Freud's bullshit on anal retentiveness, truly one of our great minds
heavy weather caught me off guard
There’s got to be some sort of weird rider that they’re laundering as a potty training bill. Besides, with the exception of special education (which requires predetermined accommodations in writing for anything outside of what is standard for general education), most schools require kids to be reasonably toilet trained, part of being a kindergartener is learning how late is too late when you’re holding it in, lol. God, the shit (no pun intended) politicians waste time on, amazing.
Weather Report bumper… love to hear it
Midnight in the Garden of Dollars and Pesos
I have 23 first cousins.
But are they hot?
Cousin gang
Fans are left to wonder what Chris and Jubio could possibly say to each other
Killer Mike makes music exclusively for 300 lb men who all have big bushy beards and never leave the house without a flat brim fitted.
He makes music for Chapo fans?
that black alien shit is the craziest thing ive ever seen
BLACK ALIEN! He's an alien AND HE'S BLACK! BLACK ALIEN!!!
Ring got caught on the blade of a blender cup and broke:(
You guys clearly don't know any kids in kindergarten. In my kid's school, the bathroom was too far from the class. So a whole bunch of kids were holding their shit in. And it backed up so much that you could see it on an x-ray. Like literally shit up to their throats.
That’s terrible, but I believe it. I think all our kindergarten classrooms have a bathroom in the classroom. And that still is too far away sometimes, lol. I can sympathizes with the incredulity. Before having kids I would’ve scoffed at the idea of kids holding it in on the regular, like something must be wrong with those kids. We must block it out by a certain age or something. That young they still think if they hold it in it doesn’t exist. Nothing scared the literal shit out of my two than an explanation of how a suppository is taken, lol.
Patrick
It's cool that the PAL kids' voices have broken since they were last on
I think the pigeon thing must have been the most outrageously bored dudes
What does this rectum guy gain from being intentionally obtuse? Parents knowingly send their kids to KG not potty trained all the time, ask anyone working in one, it's not a matter of debate.
Patrick
Guga Foods mentioned let's do it
Is that Ted Danson and Peter Falk in the background I say there ol' chap, or ol' Chapo!
Chapo-Guga kismet is like the Simpsons-Critic episode for me
I need Conner O’Malley to weigh in on the cousin crisis
patrick
Siiiiiick
Podcast about list
fuck yea
the universal cousin rears its ugly head once more
MidnightSumo on twitch rules, right now they’re just doing a cooking segment
Put it all on Chiefs ML yall happy Super Bowl week
Thx