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October 18, 2023

Movie Mindset 14 - Halloween Sex God: A Tom Atkins Double Feature

Will & Hesse look at two starring God Tom Atkins: John Carpenter’s “The Fog” (1980) & Tommy Lee Wallace’s “Halloween III: Season of the Witch”. Also a Carpenter double feature of sorts, one from the director himself, and one continuing from his iconic Halloween (1978) film as he intended the franchise to be, an anthology. The Fog is a true American ghost story wrestling with monstrous crimes of our past, and Halloween III is an outrageous gorefest with one of the most infamously ludicrous plots in all horror cinema. Tom Atkins plays an everyman sex symbol in both, laying pipe as he’s terrorized by ghosts & robots through anonymous northern California towns.

Note: Will promised we’d timestamp the Tom Atkins Ass Shot in the description. I do not have time to do that this evening. Sorry.

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TurpStrankton · May 31, 2025

Saw The Fog for the first time last night, terrible movie but I enjoyed it

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Eamon Short · February 13, 2025

Goddamn, it just sunk in how awesome the lives of Chapo people are. When you can say, completely casually "I remember Alan Moore telling me once..." And refer to a one on one convo he had with him about witchcraft. That is so fucking cool

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justdave · April 5, 2025

He'll talk to anybody

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Eamon Short · December 10, 2024

I'm sorry, but straight up the worst take anyone on Chapo has had is Jamie Lee Curtis is one of the hottest women ever. I mean I'm not doing "2/10 would not bang" obviously she's way outta my league, but if I were for some wack reason compiling a list of the hottest women in Hollywood, she wouldn't be in the top 100

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Norbur · October 17, 2024

Lol I'm sorry Henry James is American born, but yes turn of the screw is set in England. Still he's American in disposition

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esteban · November 24, 2023

43:01

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Cullen S · October 31, 2023

My second daughter was born yesterday morning, and we watched Halloween 3 that evening in the hospital. When walking to get us coffee this morning I couldn’t stop thinking ‘with this nursing staff here, if the Doctor’s were as frisky as Challis they would get the absolute shit beat out of them’

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M Varnzo · October 31, 2023

The scariest scene is when the daughter comes out of the shower and wraps up in that disgusting motel bedspread. Just before Tom ‘Hungry Baby’ Atkins skips right over the kissing and latches on to that tittie like there’s no tomorrow.

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Marc Silverstein · October 26, 2023

These are 2 great anti-irish movies featuring Tom Atkins as an alcoholic who fucks young women

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Drew McGill · October 25, 2023

They’ll have some work to do to catch up to Israel for blowing up children’s heads.

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Michelle · October 24, 2023

When Will said that blue collar Tom Atkins looked really out of place as a doctor, I pictured Dennis Farina as a doctor and got a good laugh.

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Broadway Joe · October 24, 2023

The thing Will said about Pasadena reminded me of an interview I heard with Tom Hanks. A British radio show host said something along the lines of him being the embodiment of someone from the American midwest and Hanks replied that he was from California.

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Adrienne Suydam · October 24, 2023

Leprechauns & leper coins 🪙

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Anthony · October 23, 2023

Volume level so low on this recording?

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Bob Chappell · October 23, 2023

Halloween III: Season of the Micks

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carl · October 22, 2023

the first time I went to LA I stayed with a friend and we went to the Pasadena four of July parade--my buddy said, "Oh yeh--there's the house from Halloween." LA rules. If you didn't need a car, I'd have moved there. Fuck the Giants also.

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Post Void · October 20, 2023

Does Atkins shave his gooch?

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Post Void · October 20, 2023

The Wohopper song feels like some sort of Manchurian Canidate trigger word. Each new BK ad gives me a new objective.

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Ted Roland · October 20, 2023

Couple points of order from a North Bay native: The Fog was shot in Point Reyes, a place which at the time was experiencing a conversion from sleepy coastal town that happened to be one of the most gorgeously beautiful places in the world into insufferable rich bitch paradise. Santa Mira is the fictional Sonoma County town where the original Invasion of the Body Snatchers takes place, and has been used as the name for "Anonymous Northern California Coastal Town" ever since. It's based on Bodega, which is where Hitchcock shot The Birds, and Halloween 3 was shot in West Sonoma/Marin, which is also where Synanon constructed their gulag, which was recently converted to a luxury hotel. This area is interesting cinematically, and referring your thesis of 'it's all haunted,' it should be noted the expediency and brutality of California colonialism while being one of the most habitable places every found by any group of people. It also visually evokes a very spooky coastal English countryside look while still appearing unique.

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Gerogio Soros · October 20, 2023

I watched halloween 3 as a child and buy did it make me afraid of scary movies and haunted houses for like 5 years

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James Browning · October 20, 2023

Don't sit so close to the TV. You'll hurt your eyes. Don't cross your eyes they'll get stuck like that. This movie was extra terrifying for me as a kid. I remember why I've avoided this movie for years. Mortified me as a kid and still a bit today. Excellent episode. I definitely need to revisit Season of The Witch. The anthology path would've been cool if they stuck to it. For anyone that hasn't done so, please watch Night of The Creeps for more Tom Atkins bad assery. THRILL ME!

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Jonathan Monti · October 20, 2023

Why did the Mormons wear such loud shoes in the hospital?

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Mary Mallone · October 19, 2023

Nice name drop on Will's part "this reminds me of when my best friend, acclaimed author Alan Moore, said..."

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Nathan Shropshire · October 24, 2023

Take that stuff down the street to the Dick Cavett - TAFS set, boys!

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Jim Veil · October 19, 2023

Being a guy from Northern CA, these movies are total comfort movies for me. I've made multiple trips to both the lighthouse from The Fog in Point Reyes and the factory in Loleta. I recently moved to Oregon, and was feeling a little homesick. I went to throw on The Fog and couldn't find my blu-ray. Total catastrophe!

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Yeah but in my defense · October 19, 2023

Never had any interest in watching Halloween 3 but after about 10 minutes of your commentary about the film, I stopped the podcast and streamed the movie.

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m@tt · October 19, 2023

Narcotic relief recommendations for the Silver Shamrock tune?

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Matt Boi · October 19, 2023

The drunk priest was such a hero. Immediately disgusted with the actions of his grandfather, says the celebration shouldn’t take place, and feels such deep guilt that he willingly offers his life to the ghouls. Was ready to be dragged to hell to make everyone square!!!

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Jaime Christley · October 19, 2023

that's probably my no. 1 beef with the film; he really does offer himself up to the ghouls, and yet when they finally get him it's played like a gotcha. maybe there's something about his Catholic desire for sacrifice/self-abnegation but there isn't much in the text of the film to support that. oh well.

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Jaime Christley · October 19, 2023

Darwin Joston has a really amusing bit in ERASERHEAD, too. The way I heard about it, either he didn't enjoy the acting grind or the phone simply wasn't ringing, and he went back to transpo jobs after a spate of smaller and smaller roles in the 1980s.

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Jason Chapa · October 19, 2023

More like ghoulie GRINDSET the way you’re churning out bangers.

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BORN2DIE · October 19, 2023

it would be fine to entertain Precinct 13 as JC's best in a universe where he never made The Thing

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Thomas Mullane · October 19, 2023

"The cause of all our problems...the Irish."

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Erik Weissengruber · October 19, 2023

Atkins has starred in a series of plays about Pittsburgh Steelers owners. Amazing.

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Pelican Grief · October 22, 2023

An all time Yinzer

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Jon · October 19, 2023

Isn't it his ex wife in Halloween III?

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Raoul Duke · October 19, 2023

Speaking of Hadrian’s Wall, RIP the ROBIN HOOD tree

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Eric · October 19, 2023

"Between midnight and 1, it will find you" not my ass listening to this line at 12:59 AM eastern standard time

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AbeLinkin · October 19, 2023

I’m spooked!

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Kamran Husain · October 19, 2023

who up and tryna steal a pillar from stonehenge

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Margaret · October 19, 2023

U know I fired this up on my spooky sunset walk

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Devon Cunningham · October 19, 2023

Not to be that guy but Goleta is pronounced Go-Lee-ta

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James H · October 18, 2023

This movie truly disturbed me in my childhood...lol...I was just expecting a simple slasher that Marge/ Death/Laser scene was fucking wild...lol

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Travis White · October 18, 2023

Halloween III is the most overrated underrated movie of all time.

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UNDED · October 18, 2023

I think a perfect companion movie to The Fog IMO would be Event Horizon. they both play on that same type of horror of: it's not the fear of getting lost in the void of space or dying at sea, it's the fear of what you thought was lost or forgotten *coming back* either out for revenge or because hell literally spat it back out.

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glenn mohre · October 18, 2023

My favorite Tom Atkins is from Maniac Cop - (at a bar, to a reporter) "I want you to make it bigger than AIDS!"

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ploob · October 18, 2023

Male witches have to work twice as hard and be twice as evil as their female witch counterparts.

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Brian Taulbee · October 18, 2023

Carpenter’s normally very spare cinematic style is, for me, one of the many things that makes Big Trouble in Little China, because it’s SUCH a contrast. That film is chock full of detail and visual elaboration, gloriously so.

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Mark Ambrose · October 18, 2023

I can't believe neither Will nor Hesse mentioned that Stacey Nelkin was Woody Allen's teenage girlfriend (she was 17 and he was 42) who supposedly inspired Mariel Hemingway's character in Manhattan.

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Brian Taulbee · October 18, 2023

They probably don’t want to get sued.

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Connor Green · October 18, 2023

I’m sorry but the radio station in the fog plays nothing but bangers

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Tim O' · October 19, 2023

It's basically funky '70s lofi https://youtu.be/L36d7p5TgEI?si=79t-ziwksjkPMaGk

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emalco · October 18, 2023

Will never seems to tire of the “bitch wife” joke

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Laurel · October 18, 2023

So spooky, thank you!

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Thom · October 18, 2023

Nigel Kneal, the guy who wrote Quatermass and the Pit, did write Halloween 3 HOWEVER he asked Carpenter that his name be taken off since he hated the violence of the movie

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Dustin Nelson · October 18, 2023

"Where are you going to sleep Dr. Challis?" *open mouth kisses girl, cuts to next day* Tom Atkins on bluray commentary: "Damn what the hell kind of doctor am I?!"

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HarshMalarkey · October 18, 2023

Anthology would have been so much better for Halloween. What do we have now? Oh no you don't tell me this 73 year old mental patient escaped containment for the fourth time!

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Dustin Nelson · October 18, 2023

Curious what we thought of Halloween Ends here due to its similarities to Halloween III here, I thought it was brilliant in the context of the existence of the rest of the series, almost like an attempt to meet the anthology idea halfway.

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Jim Veil · October 19, 2023

I didn't like Ends at first, but on a rewatch liked it much more. The opening scene may be the best opening scene in the series since the original. Halloween Kills, on the other hand, was a total slog.

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Taylor Leibel · October 18, 2023

Holy shit Halloween 3 was so good, I was not ready to have for the mind expansion it caused. Dammit I wish I could make the screening.

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Juan Suarez · October 18, 2023

at around 21:00 when will can't decide between style and fashion and almost said "stashion"... i felt that.

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Agent Grange · October 18, 2023

Hesse singing the Silver Shamrock theme is gonna be seared into my brain forevermore

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Thom · October 18, 2023

The *most* Tom Atkins movie is likely still Night of the Creeps

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Dustin Nelson · October 18, 2023

How could you forget "The Lonesome Death of Jordy Verrill"????

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Dustin Nelson · October 18, 2023

*and he basically is that fun "friends cool dad" guy in reality

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Dustin Nelson · October 18, 2023

I met Tom in 2019 and he was awesome

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Christian Johnson · October 18, 2023

Planning to listen later today, can anyone tell me if there are any Vincent Price imitations in this episode?

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Flesh Colored Subaru · October 18, 2023

Seize them!

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baysalt · October 18, 2023

Amazing episode, and the single classic Hesse gunshot edit really topped it off lol

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Toshio42 · October 18, 2023

For a horrible moment I got Tom Atkins mixed up with Christopher Atkins and thought "good for Jamie Lee Curtis, what's so weird about that hook-up?- ah."

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Nolan · October 18, 2023

Halloween 2 is the best one fuck.

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ZzTy every1 that was every name on the epstein lis · October 18, 2023

No

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Gordon Schmidt · October 18, 2023

Is it just me, or is the audio really quiet on this one? Also I never got the hype for Halloween III. It was pretty good, but not amazing. Maybe you guys will convince me.

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NYCM&AHole · October 18, 2023

No, I had the same issues regarding audio

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NYCM&AHole · October 18, 2023

I grew up in the town where they filmed the first Halloween. It’s so weird seeing the high school and all the streets.

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NYCM&AHole · October 18, 2023

Awesome to hear that you went there, Will

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Frances Mary · October 18, 2023

I love listening to Tom Savini talk about how much he loved making Fluffy (the monster from The Crate segment in Creepshow). He just seems like such a nice man 🥰 https://youtu.be/Pe_pN-j8sEo?si=w6UiQQo_3MYIR8HY

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Shiv · October 18, 2023

🎃 🍿 🎥 👻

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Ashay Guevara · October 18, 2023

"In the end, we don't decide these things you know, the planets do."

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Scott · October 18, 2023

Halloween III is amazing. So glad it is getting the attention it deserves. Soundtrack slaps too - Carpenter’s best from that incredible 80s run with Alan Howarth

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Flesh Colored Subaru · October 18, 2023

He's also great in Maniac Cop. Basically the John Cazale of 80s horror.

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Dylan · October 18, 2023

Hey everyone, I found the ass shot and it’s at exactly 43:00.

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Michael S. Judge · October 18, 2023

Lo-fi salty sea dog-type beat

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Mike O))) · October 18, 2023

Atkins wasn't in Monster Squad. He was in the amazing Night of the Creeps however.

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Blank · October 18, 2023

Weds just got a little less bleak 🥲

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Joe Bowden · October 18, 2023

I watched the Fog and absolutely randomly a few years back and thought it was very good and very funny

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atatrs251 · October 18, 2023

Halloween 3 has one of the coolest introductory credits

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Cody Ross Rex · October 18, 2023

So glad y’all are doing Halloween III

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Joey Fazzoli · October 18, 2023

🎃🎃