1017 - Mogging in Agharta feat. Will Sommer (3/9/26)

I know one of Tucker's partners in Alp if you guys want some lol

I'm almost the same age as Felix, and dips were never for girls, They were for your shittiest uncle

Felix keeps making the same comment about "mind over time" by interpol being about polyamory when its clearly "No I in threesome". Been driving me crazy for weeks lol

wow this new patreon update fucks the feed up so bad

Two Interpol references from Felix and Yung Chomsky. Big indie sleaze heads

A Joshua Block reference on Chapo, truly living in dark times

I’m done being gaslit. Your episodes drop on Tuesdays.

Tucker Carlson does have a brother named Buckley, but he also has son named Buckley, and Buckley II is the one who runs communications for JD Vance. No further evidence was really required as to the Carlson family, but first-name Buckleys in 2 generations, that's the WASP Black Lodge

How can Erika be a bastion for conservative values when she force-transitions her own dad on the feed

Yeah to yalls points around 42:12. The right has opened up the Pandora’s box of bullshit materialling conditions to be flung like dung at opposition elements whatever they might be, in the targets of the grifter’s eyes. And in a very warhammer 40k sense we now have many many aspiring champions in service of chaos and wether or not they’re heading in the right direction is neutered by the very aspect of allowance from which they sprang from. In other words. They really do need a Abaddon the despoiler to lead the legions, but the rank and file officer class is to busy trying to become a daemon prince or spawn or whatever. It’s really absolutely hilarious to watch even though it’s the political material in which the administration currently is founded on.

Anyone interested in more politicians on a horse, I recommend the Sidney Lumet movie Power, in which campaign manager Gene Hackman puts bumbling politician Fritz Weaver on a horse Mr. Burns-style and has to try to salvage the footage. Denzel Washington is also in this and is excellent!

The Sauds couldn't defeat Ansar Allah but neither could the US i guess.

I hate to do this, but you're going to have to issue another correction. Goro doesn't say "get over here". Thats Scorpion's line.

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pssh clearly felix hasn’t played Civ 5; Persia’s golden age is over and Arabia’s camel archers are gonna go nutty

Holy shit did not expect a Mr Based and Josh Block reference on Chapo

Unleash Professor Jiang

Was that miles davis at the end

Will Sommers episode. Get ready for the most libbed out shit you ever heard.

The 220m was for ad buys. Production was under 300k

Unleash Liu Kang

The boys always have a little extra hop in their step when there’s a guest who reports on the bizarre right wing media.

Zionists are so bat shit crazy that they can make Margery Taylor Green seem sane and reasonable

Need a true anon episode featuring Felix about Josh Block and Mr Based

Irl harmony korine hit lol

Mogging in the Age of Loneliness

Felix talking about his favorite Interpol song again

Jesus tap dancing Christ.. I laughed so hard when Felix had the real time realization clavicular could be his Wario (or vice versa)

I need to know the songs used during the breaks in this

Who in the Far Right Influencesphere has been reading Foucault’s Pendulum as a cookbook?

love the Wet Leg drop that implies that the Saudi army showed up to the foxhole to have college sex

Agartha is hollow earth. They use it interchangeably with Hyperborea which is more in line with Sommer’s definition.

I went to Crete this summer for my honeymoon and had a fucking blast looking at all the Minoan and Roman stuff there! So cool and intricate despite how ancient they are

Lil Erika is clearly doing a Diamond Cutter in that photo

Mogging towards Bethlehem

Mark Levin is the king of the Goodwill book section

What’s the song at the 31:00 mark?

Playa Bowl Second-in-Command

Times up. Let’s do this. AYAAAAATOLLLLLAAAAAAAH KOMMMMMMMENNEREEEEEIIIIII. Que Lindsey graham like, “we are in serious need of leveling up our warlocks so that we have the appropriate amount of DOTs when the boss ends up reviving and shooting down all of our best tanks and DPS.”

So the Nazi Heaven is inside the hollow earth, i.e. Hell. That's a pretty good prank some Screwtape character pulled on them.

Bush was playing horseshoes

Mr. Based and lolcow pimps in general needs its own episode.

I’m gonna unleash krang

Keep on mogging in the free world

wait what happened with the eternals

I hate it when the worst person you know had a good point, but Mussolini didn't have anti-semitism or the persecution of Jewish population of Italy in his political program until Hitler forced his hand.

"Do you pack cheeks?" So funny

Minoans were pre antiquity

Why does Felix keep insisting that Mind Over Time is about cheating? There's no evidence of that in the lyrics lol.

Will Sommer making fun of foreheads😂😂😂

Ive been following truck highjackings of liquor lobsters and now alp with a theory that someone is planning a hell of a party

This is why I stay subscribed to Chapo… I’ve come to require these periodic updates re the various cast of characters/jesters in and out of favour with the trump royal court

Sommer is back to misunderstand the online right for real life conservatism.

Glen Powell is 37. My theory is he was intelligence and took the early retirement package where they let you be Tom Cruise for a year and a half.

laura loomer reaping: 😁 larry loomer sowing: ☹️

Ok, so they do know passoid, but apparently they don't know hon, and don't know truscum. Kinda disheartening.

I really need to understand why a square headed pollack like Corey Lewandowski just really floods the basements of chudettes.

Erica Kirk was the Blind Melon bee girl. She murdered Shannon Hoon in 1995 to practice for Charlie.

MTG speaks for the Volk

I like my pizza cut into squares.

presinald trunt is in control 😎

The 200 million makes sense for Latinos. That crone was on every other tv ad for about three months. So the price tag honestly makes sense.

JESUS CHRIST WILL IT'S SCORPION THAT DROPS THE ICONIC LINE GET OVER HERE WE ALL KNOW AND LOVE NOT GORO I'M LITERALLY IN TEARS THE GUYS IN THIS SBARRO ARE CALLING THE COPS NOW YOU GOT ME THAT FUCKED UP

myron gaines is a drag king name

No other notable former DHS employees you know of?

Always thought unleash Chang was a Michael Chang reference

America and Iran really were the sam and Diane of the world

I love the council of Wills. Small complaint: some of us need to listen to this on commuter rail and the whole episode is an effort to not laugh; that makes it worse and I look at the window grinning like an idiot. Maybe we could tone it down the next time.

Bee, bee? Bibi.. MOTHER OF GOD

Also Kristi norm was behind the campaign “meth, we’re on it”

Fivehead representation, thanks Will

wet leg mention

Thank you will for holding yourself accountable viz a viz your atrocious bungling of the facts as they relate to my television show of the year, the pendragon cycle

The bulwark is libbrained drivel most of the time

Happy 3/11 to those who celebrate.

Mogging toward Bethlehem

Tobacco pouches are for your upper lip. There is one spit sorta toward the end of the lip. Thats how the natives taught the dutch to chew but some mfs just love to slobber all day

Gooning in The Garden of Eden

As a young man, I sure do love my chinese peptide chemicals. Critical support

Clavicular was recently seen in tears because his burger had cheese on it 🥺🥺🥺

In light of Noem's firing, just clicked now for me the reason to have all these stupids as department heads. Basically every department looking to do major shakeups (DoE, DHS, FBI, DOGE, etc) had idiots at the head. They get all their dirty work done and get canned after. Hegseth is "conducting" Venezuela, Cuba blockade, Iran and will 100% get fired before the end of the term. It's like reverse Bush with Iraq. Instead of trying to convince people how smart you are, convince them how dumb you are while getting what you want in the end.

Felix is not allowed to say “cum gutters” anymore. Please inform him.

No more pictures in the group chat? Did someone ruin this privilege by posting a dickpic? I was going to show you guys a photo of my daughter dressed up like a bumblebee.

Neocon winning streak: January 2026 - February 2026. They had a good run

Need another correction, sorry Will. The Minoan Palace -Complex culture wasn't part of classical antiquity, it was the Bronze age.

Whats the song at the end

The Hajj Twins

Felix begins speaking at 1 minute and 54 seconds

guys, it was a microwave weapon. Havana Syndrome is real. https://youtu.be/C1jmAj9OUOs

Maersk ran the blockade of the Red Sea during the Houthi blockade to force the issue of getting it reopened.

Dipping some Skoal wintergreen listening to this

I thought Buckley was Tucker’s son?

The amount of nicotine in European Zyns is insane. Instant nausea

*Felix-as-Bane voice* You merely adopted the mogging. I was BORN in it, molded by it!

Is Spencer their boyslave? What is his role on the show?

The best Mark Levin stuff was when he picked a fight with Ron Paul in 2008 and had to deal with Paul’s supporters calling into his radio show. It’s great.

Satisfied that mr. Menaker apologozed for his erronous mixing of Minoan and Mycenian culture.

Alex Pareene… whatever happened to him

Fuck The Bulwark very much

Did sirhan sirhan have a kid? Just wondering

I would do ANYTHING for Candace Owens. She’s so fine. I love crazy bitches man

Hate to be that guy but anybody have the name of the mid-point song about 31 minutes in?

I used to work with a dude (a bunch of dudes actually) who, uh, "dipped" as they say, pretty much his whole life. When he was about in his early 50's, he started having "issues", I can't remember if it was actually cancer, or what it was, but he ended up having to have some reconstruction surgery to his whole lip/gum area where the goo sat all day. He pretty much regretted disclosing this part of the surgery to us, but it turns out, and I'm not making this up, (Will might have some feelings about this), it turns out that they used a babies foreskin for the donor tissue in the reconstruction. After that there were lots of face boner type jokes, and the kind of dumb fuks who chew tobacco all day (most of them carrying around a little styrofoam cup, because you can't spit on the warehouse floor) have no problem repeating the same dumb jokes over and over again. Anyway, it pretty much put me off the whole "chewing" habit, no matter how sexy it seems to be.

Mr. Baste, you say?

Tucker WILL be the next Republican president in 2040, he WILL be forced to capitulate to Chinese dominance BUT he is the antichrist and will drop the nuke on Beijing and THEREFORE end the world

Regarding the holocaust denier thing, Tucker has had multiple holocaust deniers on his show as well.

The State Between Us & The Empire Never Ended have done great episodes tracing our current fascist lineage back to its origins in The China Lobby so H.W.’s tennis cry might not be as funny as he claimed. Like his claims about his whereabouts in November of 1963 & work history with Certain Intelligence Agencies.

Mark Levin makes me miss Michael Savage.

Excuse me! Both the Minoan and Mycenaean civilizations existed not in "Classical Antiquity", but during the Bronze Age! That's another month without food Spencer, sorry pal.

Tucker carlson really pulled a wake up mr West post on trump

Please don’t use dip. It’s gross and horrible for your mouth. I’m not sure pouches are much better. 🤢

“Unleash Chang” sounds like a CumTown bit

Pappy was an evil bastard, but the ironic watch out I'm gonna unleash Chiang when he was losing at tennis was genuinely very funny. Oh those bygone days of Yankee dominance

This MFER said Shanghai shek

Triumph of The Wills.

The Ryan Murphy series on the Erika Kirk - Candace Owens feud won't even be fun

Roth and Sommer gotta be the two top recurring guests. Looking forward to this listen on the clock tomorrow.

Board of Wills

BRICK SQUAD

1017 brrrrr

Maroon pants mentioned.

the mogging will continue until morale improves

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Ayatollah Mogged by ASU Frat Leader

EriKa KirK mentioned

Episode 1017 thank u gang

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Trump was waiting till Chapo dropped to “end” the war

Whoah right on time.