Main Episode Coming Tuesday (2/3/26)

Thank you :)

This is famine we are staving please chairman XI liberate us from this hell hole were chapo trap house doesn’t drop on time we ARE STARVING

I think a crisis like this is a good reminder to enjoy the things we do have. We’ll all be dead eventually. Or at least I will be. So, oink proudly my friends, oink joyously, oink like nobody’s watching. Let’s all, as 40 year old men, renew our vows to Mr. Chapo. Because remember, we are ALL gay in this very special way. I am celebrating by revisiting the deep and thick vein of slop that SoundCloud stores. Why don’t you check your agenda and then come over and join me, and Mr. Chapo, and we’ll hash things out, Gorka style. Hail Chapo! Oink!

Oink oink me pig me hungry

Ummmmmm, oink oink

Everyone is all “worker solidarity” but then demands a sick Will trudge through the snow to work the riff factory. Typical.

See you next Tuesday

Hollywood Chapo. Typical.

Bro it’s slop o clock and I’m still treatless. Oink oink my good man

This is gay

3 hour episode incoming

It usually drops 11-1am eastern, Tuesday is a loose time

???

This is the worst thing to happen since the duke university scandal

i bet they’re probably still editing it

Cocaine Mitch packwatch ⏳

Havana Syndrome...

Hope Will is ok.

🐽🐽🐽

Mr. Menaker give us our slop

Will has come down with Trump Derangement Syndrome. Sad.

I demand my trough be filled!

Getting so sleepy

you can't even have your baubles anymore. Can't even have your trinkets and your party favours. They're taking away your faves and your oomfies. They're coming for your parasocials

It’s Tuesday’s cuz

Pwease? 🥺

This is an elaborate social experiment to get us back to the grill pill mentality

Please release the episode soon. I can only do basic household chores while listening to Felix’s witty dissections of rampant campus philosemitism.

Well….

Ha ha, the Magyar Menace has struck again, Mr. Chapo! Catapulting putrid corpses into your apartment has proven effective! GORKA OUT!!!!!!

The pigs are starving Mr Chapo, Tick, Tock

Like Tuesday this week?

Chapo? Chapo? Chapo’s not here, man

Is he shitting out his doo doo ass

Someone has been slipping penicillin and other std treatments into his Liquid Death

cani get a refund for this free ep?

more like OG CRY boys

Nobody wants to work anymore

Wah! 👩‍🍼

Please Mr. Chapo, can you spare a single riff? Just one lil goof, to get us through these cold, dark days, please sir? You’ve got so many gags and bits and I ain’t got nuffin, poor street urchin that I am. But I have got a song in my heart, I have. Also this blicky

Give me Christman, Mullen, and Belden

Was Virgil in the files?

We're all sorry Will is ill. Fuck, we couldn't be more sorry if he was named Dmitri. But Christ man. Dark Gump files need your commentary.

Is Will riding the pale mare? There’s something going around. It’s not often I shit and lean forward to vomit in the same sitting but I very recently had that displeasure.

Will needs the extra day to fart up all the cum in his ass after getting his bussy blown up

fuck you

This is gay pussy shit. Get Will soon.

Reads like one of my WFHing emails

Hope you feel better, Will

Very very disrespectful.

When the world needed him most…he vanished

Riot 👁️🐽👁️

will called in sick on a sunday 🫡

Just got my ass kicked by some dreaded disease and the last time that happened was a month before a global pandemic so i'm sorry y'all

wishing you a speedy recovery!

Going to be calling him Ill Menaker going forward, cause he's a real sicko

I see they’re finally putting the havana syndrome machine biden bought to use jkjk, get well soon Will

Good thing we get another day for them to react to pizzagate was an Epstein psyop

Chapo is always a Tuesday listen for me, it comes out way too late on Monday evenings for me to get into it when it drops. Get well Will!

Should've just let Felix and the Seeking Derangements crew run wild again.

They got Will with the same xray laser they hit matt with, leaving Felix in charge, pod help us...

Get Will Soon 💪🏻

More time to get through these files 👀 Rest up king 👑👑👑

get well soon Will ❤️

lowkirkuinely thought they always dropped tuesday

from one sick bitch to another, rest up king

Sir, you are not drinking enough soda

My great grandfather was a podcaster and he never took a sick day

He's sick alright. Sick a dis bullshit.

We need the scroungers boys on the pod to talk about their pod and Mandelson leaving Labour due to certain (pedo)files

Taking an extra day to read the files... got to be up to date on the lore.

Nobody wants to work anymore XD

felix can you do a mini series about planes please

Chug some dayquil and man up

Release the Menaker files

Get well soon!

Wow delayed episode after the most recent Epstein files release. Suspicious

this is fuccking bullshit

High key I thought they always came out on Tuesday

Sending healing vibes to Will! Get well soon ❤️

It's chill

I don’t even know what day of the week it is so you’re all good 😂 Get well soon!!

Rest up king

Feel better will but you should not try to appease us hogs, we will eat the slop when it comes

feel better will :)

I guess Will didn't follow rfk jr health advice and leave the leeches in his butt long enough he has Havana syndrome, he's having a couple of beers

Thanks now I have an excuse to kms

we are storming your apartment. everyone will remember february 2nd 2026

Thanks so I don’t have to complain about it

Gay.

Alright. We'll let this one go, but watch yourself Chapo. You're on thin ice with the Mayor's office.

its okay nothing relevant happened anyways

Will, get well soon. Felix, where's that post about your dcs setup??

just mentioned on the pod that you all miss some news story, so maybe a day late will let you pick up a juicy scoop

fuckin kill me

Thank you for your attention on this matter, Mr. Chapo

Get well soon!

welp, I was gonna off myself but if there was any other reason to stay alive

Where is pod

ADHD genocide

no one wants to work anymore

Guess I’ll die 🤷🏻‍♂️

Those emails made a lot of people sick amiright?!

can we get Alex on some more episodes

How could will do this

Havana syndrome

This is a clear sign that the invasion of Iran will be delayed until late Tuesday evening, EST

"Guy Who Never Dies" so... We're getting a deep dive on Bolsonaro? Fuck yeah!

Feel better Will!

Don't worry, a calamity of national consequence will happen immediately after you record the episode either way.

I for one would love a Felix only Chicagoland reference show

Make Matt do the ep all by himself, make him prove he's still worthy. No Chris either, that's cheating

Wer my slop pls how do I feed my kids now

He Has Havana Syndrome. Screenshot This Before Patreon Takes It Down...

Trillbilly’s would never

He’s going out like Stan Chera, isn’t he?

Let us collectively lift the weather off of him 🙏

It would be a real shame if you guys read Elon musk’s emails with Jeffrey Epstein (girls FTW!)

missed opportunity for 1 hour of felix keyboard asmr

Oink oink

Will please survive

Missed opportunity for a Felix and Matt only episode

Will, I'm also sick. Sick over the lack of a NYC 10th anniversary show.

I’m still operating from the assumption set on an episode like 7-8 years ago where Will said that the promise was two episodes a week, not that they’d come out on any particular day or at any particular time. Get well soon Will

better dock his pay

Menaker dood. Wat nou?

>epstein files release >chapo mysteriously has to "delay" the episode hmmmmmm

Unacceptable

Someone used The Device on Will.

hope u feel better soon will!

I’m also feeling under the weather so I’ll let it slide this time

You must mention him introducing in game currency and getting banned from Xbox live

Vaxxed?

Thank you, Chris. For nothing.

Get well soon baby boy

ah, I'm busy that day.

He sure does like dancing