1000 - How The West Was Wing (1/8/26)
In 2066, the Democrats have achieved a liberal utopia in the United States. But can President Silas Winfield defend the status quo against Republican attacks on the Department of Savings?
Chapo Trap House & Episode 1 present "How The West Was Wing"
Starring Brendan James, Hasan Piker, Will Menaker, Felix Biederman, Matt Christman, Chris Wade, Raina Douris, Ryan Grim, Hesse Deni, Liz Franczak, Kath Krueger, Luke Savage, Molly Mary O’Brien, Amber Rollo, Amber Frost, Alex Branson, and Charles Austin.
Written by Alex Branson and Charles Austin
Edited by Charles Austin
Artwork by The Average Joey
Comments (486)
Really great writing and performances.
It's too bad Will couldn't stop watching movies on his computer long enough to let Kath use his mic. The original Xbox headset mic really leaves a lot to be desired.
Excruciating
bingo boxtrum news 4 kidz
⛪️ If anyone wants to replay the monologue in St. God’s Clerical Church it starts at 1:08:17 🙏 🇺🇸
Ok on my third relisten I realized in the tennis scene that it says she “responded to his serve with a forehand volley.” You can’t volley a serve! You’d automatically lose the pt
This was fucking hilarious
"Commander in Queef" lmao
this shit is star studded as fuck OMFG, Golden Globe snubbed ur frfr
I laughed, I cried, I cum'd
Hopefully because of something someone of the same sex as you said... We don't take kindly to hertos in these parts.
it's seeeaxxx
I love the whimsical clarinet music playing in the background, gives Washington DC an enchanted forest vibe and Hasan’s gravely purr can lull me straight to sleep
For me the funniest part is the concept that America had a horrifically deformed, monstrous president named Darth Slicer (inspired name choice) presiding over a nightmarish civil war and becoming the greatest president of the 21st century yet is back to Insipid West Wing Democratism in less than 20 years. In fact presumably the literal West Wing has already been demolished by Trump
Okay the two cathedrals bit is absolutely the best part so far. "HOMO says what... HOmo says what... homo says what" echoing is so funny. That scene in the actual west wing is so incredibly stupid.
This ruled lmao. 10/10. Nay 1,000/1,000
Man the skit episodes suck so much sometimes
This is incredible and deserves a film version
Brendan James is such a good voice actor.
Why is it never Astronaut Hasan,? its always Hasan Piker, podcaster, leftist. Never Hasan the Space Farer.
He has peyroni’s disease. Never disclosed THAT either. Impeachable offense. Now walk and talk with me for a minute…
Need full voice-acting credits! Which character does Amber play?
Amber’s the mom that gets the baby in the king solomon bit
The church scene just about knocked me on the floor I was laughing so hard lmao
this is such an incredible episode that i have listened to multiple times. it has so many great lines, deliveries, and bits. some highlights; chris wade's delivery of "the gridiron," liz franczak's precocious kid, and absolutely brendan james' st. god's cursing storm.
better than king lear
Get your asses to Minneapolis, you’re needed out here.
What will they do?? Post??
Happy 1000! Here's to hoping the 4 horsemen come down to reap the end times so there isn't another 1000!
This episode makes me hate paid writers
Chapo Dramas are secretly the best part of the whole show. I'm still eagerly waiting on the next entry in the Secret Uncles extended universe.
bang on!
Congrats on the 1000th episode. Been here since the beginning! Over a decade...JFC!
Gonna need the blooper reel on this one
10/10 an american flag ended up flowering up my ass when I finished listening
Well that was awesome
F150 can’t roll coal bc it’s not diesel cmon folks
you can get an f150 with the 3.0 power stroke diesel. power stroken!
Homo says what reverb had me on my ass
Absolutely incredible
Fantastic
Might even spark one up, for old time’s sake
Marijuana isn’t legalized yet, again….
Reminds me of That's My Bush
the concept of a presidential gun called Lethal Force One has really stuck with me
Brendan crashing out at god has me crying laughing.
Best part of a 10/10 production
Brendan put his whole pussy into this
What's with Dagroot /Hesse and pirates of penzance? Is there lore behind that?
Hesse's an improv master, and that's her character's game
I didn’t know that I could experience a fever dream through my ears
Incredible episode
Would buy the fuck out of a John Wayne Jinping shirt.
“Fucking Ball State. What the fuck is Ball State?” —The Great Vorelli
It’s a prestigious D23 school named after PaleoLiberal Senator Balls Tate
Amazing production, excellent cast, and superb writing by the E1 crew. Congrats on 1k eps.
BALL STATE!!!
Like hell there is!
Fuck you butthead…. Numbnuts, with your nasty pussy
😂
Absolutely brilliant
Ryan grim moderating was hilarious
the bit where they cede 3 seconds to each other and immediately get cut off got me every time.
Incredible
Piggy loves slop
lol I love chapo so much. I know the boys would disagree, but they have changed how a huge chunk of us millennial underachieving men engage with politics… and we just so happen to make up a big ol block of the future electorate. As long as DOS doesn’t cost a subscription fee…. I’ll stay sane and have chapo to thank for my political compass.
How did you get Martin Sheen
Chris was great in this
I cannot believe you got Ryan Grim to voice this.
Scahill for all roles in episode 2000
Absolutely genius
I salute Senator Vanhooten
I hate when the big studios hire celebrities (Hasan 👀) over actual voice actors! Seriously tho Brendan was so good in this! His little voices he does now and then are always funny but maintaining that for an hour was impressive! I feel like I could tell which parts Felix wrote.
E1 "Silly Guys go to War" has both Brendan and Noah in a very Blowback-Meets-Tropic-Thunder type scripted adventure.
I saluted the entire duration, tears in my eyes.
chirp chirp !
cant tell if you finally lowered the intro song volume so it no longer hurts my ears or if the parts of my ear that can hear those notes have finally died
incredibly misleading ep art...
The reveal that in the future everyone looks like a black guy with red hair and light blue eyes blew my mind
At this point just make Hesse the third mic, we’re all clearly obsessed with her
Felix's accent work is more incredible every performance
what accents did he do
oh funny, i guess
Brendan is just straight up an incredible actor. Every single line read was phenomenal.
I know my fellow millennials got hit in the face with a brick when they dropped the HELLO MOTO
For a split second I thought I woke up in 2004 and everything since was a bad dream.
This was great. Thanks. I almost crashed my car laughing so hard when Brendan was swearing at God.
Homo says what
St. Louis shoutout
"I knocked a pizza out of his hand on purpose" had me literally wheezing
Didn't even tell God about that one
Hesse!!! So fucking funny.
no virgil?
Is that Hasan Piker who voiced Diet Dr. Pepper?
now i finally know what blissful The Avengers fan-dom folk feel like. this is my equivalent
Is there an IMDB for this?
yeah it's In My Dick and Balls
Please make this world a DnD campaign. I want another Law & Order: Chapo Victims Unit 🙏
I’ve listened to that church tirade at least 10 times. Beautiful.
I played it for my fiance… she didnt like it 😞
Hootin and hollerin like a sitcom audience every time I recognised a voice
I had no idea Brendan James had it in him, that church scene was comedy platinum
Rabbit mongrel somehow had me dying
“loot crate-based businesses” was a good touch
homo says what in the church, that whole scene really, wonderful
I feel a little to seen. I’m 26 years old and grew up watching Letterman every night. He was my hero and when I was young I said I wanted to grow up and be a talk show host like him.
Maine senator at a steakhouse without a single reference to Matt Christman's controversial government-censored "Angus King sounds like the name of a steakhouse" tweet?
Then again maybe the fact that he's met at a steakhouse in the first place is a subtle reference to the incident for the most eagle eared of listeners...
The tree in hell bit was unbelievable. Almost woke my wife up laughing.
need to see this quadruple windsor bib tie
What the fuck is "The West Wing"? Some earnest parody of Veep? Guess I'll fwd this to my boomer parents, maybe they'll find it amusing. Atleast eps on movies or shows that have no redeeming qualities can be funny... but a tryhard prestige drama? Are the Chapos trying to get hired by SNL?
Oh settle down
Would this be a good ep to introduce my 70 year old parents to the show?
I think this would be a great intro episode to the west wing
And introducing Virgil Texas as President Slicer.. 😅
The "perfect secret" bit was inspired.
This rocked
So many great jokes but St God's Clerical Church got me real good
Hypersexual Krillin
Ryan Grim was so funny in this
This was great, but I was so upset the Heated Rivalry set up didn't reach its natural conclusion
You should listen to the recent E1 episode "Caddy Corner"
yo. christmas came late.
The Saskatchewan thing was designed to make literally five people including me perk up their ears. Thanks for confirming that you are speaking directly to me through the political comedy podcast. Currently in position and waiting on further orders.
Normal guy from Saskatoon reporting for duty
Gotta be hard up for entertainment to get through this
Seeing a lot of Matthew 7:6 related comments today
Lady Duke Nukem already exists!! She has three games already! This is an excellent 1,000th episode with hilarious performances from all involved but please issue a correction for your blatant Shelly "Bombshell" Harrison erasure next episode.
brendan james is not suicidal
Ball State or bust
Lost it at "a little less conversation"
Waste of an episode. Highly disappointed this is thr thousandth episode
Lol good bit
I didn't know James Cameron directed audio dramas
I was very skeptical. Now, all I can say is, " Homo says what? What what?!"
Absolutely molesting the Lathe of Heaven with this one. Chapo Netflix deal when?
Whoever did the music/sound should be crucified
If by that you mean people should hang a silver or gold scantily-clad T-pose of Charles Austin around their neck, we're way ahead of you buddy
This is so good!
I stood up, clapped, cried, and cheered when Hesse appeared
Hesse trembling and shaking with the effort it takes to not slip into doing Columbo
This has me crying laughing
Brendan is so good the whole time but the church monologue is fucking incredible
Uuhhhh are you fucking sure?
Love a random Liz showing up. Long Live Slicer
It sounds like you had fun making this. Good for you 👍 please don’t repeat the format.
So absolutely brilliant. On my third listen and might listen again.
unfortunately I’ve seen enough of the west wing to understand the homages in here. ungh. great work
Aaron Sorkin after listening to this: I TOLD them we needed a narrator, but the suits wouldn't listen
Will and Raina doing the overwrought metaphor dialogue and the Two Cathedrals bit really turned my week around.
I'm 48 hours no nicotine so I put this on to distract myself, and I clipped a traffic cop with my truck on purpose.
I don't think I'll be able to listen to this passively because the jokes just hit you like rapid fire
President William Friedkin
Amber Frost is back?!
you guys, it's called "slow comedy"
After 1000 eps Chapo Trap House truly has become a community. Yeah, COMMUNITY THEATER. Love you guys.
The echo of “Homo says What?” is peak
This takes me back to 12 years ago before all content was Trump pilled. It's a fuckin masterpiece!
Is this supposed to be funny?
Is this supposed to be funny
The president lashing out at god had me in stitches.
Duchess Nukem
Nuker
OSCAR BUZZ for Brendan James!!!!!
jumpscare at 30:00
Terrible narrator. No feeling whatsoever
I curse God!
You black bahstahd
Listen here God. You homo. You black bastard.
"you hit dogs?"
it's malpractice that the tennis dialogue included like 17 "smash" and 0 "dunk"
I love how there was not a single mention of trump
Lowkey was expecting a Full Chapo Cut of Disco Elysium for the big 1k, but this works too
Absolutely brilliant
Daddy! Daddy! What’s a credit default swap?
Can't wait to see another 1000 episodes of this garbage.
“Listen up you dumb slice of country hunk. You’re nothing but a set of pubes with legs to me.” ☠️☠️☠️ I can’t WAIT to say this to someone.
Hello moto
Can’t wait to enjoy Sandals Jamaica in my current residence sipping margs and watching the dawgs as our lord and savior Jimmy Buffet intended
calling god a butthead and saying he has a stinky pussy is neat
The line delivery of "you hit dogs?!" By will was amazing
I can't believe they got Jon Hamm to narrate this!
Realizing I like this because I saw the channel awesome anniversary movies at a young age is like discovering the childhood origins of a sexual fetish
All the dialogue is like if presidential debate dementia mode Joe Biden was giving a monologue in one of the interviews on Band of Brothers. Amazing
Bro I had Instagram open in another window and it started auto playing a reel singing happy birthday at some point and I swear I listened to about 30 minutes of this episode thinking they were trolling me before checking
Very funny that Lincoln did in fact and quite famously waited for the right time to free the slaves
I know will's family is being voiced by kath but is that other female voice alexa?
Liz I think?
Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because you were gay with your dad
hesse is a national treasure
15 min in and I'm getting major Demolition Man vibes off the world. (I think it was the "Judge Joe Brown, or Cops" that sealed it).
Felix tripping over “Cuyahoga county” was something I didn’t know I needed, but definitely did
I need this as a prestige limited series and a Hideo Kojima game
Is darth slicer a reference to something we should know? Some sort of anime or metal gear thing?
I think it's just funny to say
I'm easily amused, I cackled at every bald joke.
"Let Chapo, Be Chapo"
A reminder the model UN kids were also interested in drama club.
In the movie adaptation of this, Liz's portrayal of the younger daughter is done by green screening her head onto a toddler
George Lopez style
I just enjoy the thought that the tennis ball doesn't reach whoever is speaking until they're done talking
This is a masterpiece
President Jimmy Stewart Peter Griffin
HOMO SAYS WHAT?
The reverb on that line completely took me out
Listened to this first time while drunk at 4 am and briefly thought I’d imagined the whole thing. Better on the second go
Yeah, I’m smoking!
The Liberal Democrat utopia of an economy run essentially on coupons is kind of genius.
Where is Virgil Texas?
Check a teen’s DMs
St. God
Brendan James is a gift to the world. Thanks Ms Krueger for dialing in from KABUL and congrats Chapo on 1000! 💜
Need Hasan to narrate my autobiography
This is fucking awesome
oh my god why did they make this
BALL STATE MENTIONED ‼️
muncie rising
wow Brendan is really good
LFG Ball State Chirp Chirp!!
This feels like a fever dream lol
Mazel Tov on 1000, Mr. Trap House
Ta for all the class work lads and ladettes
this slop tastes funny
Can podcasts be kino?
1:08:20 for the church monologue
Homo says what!?
Wànsuì, Wànsuì
For real though what the fuck *is* Ball State?
Oh my Lord, the levels of satiric Sorkinism's was almost unbearable! Cringe Level 7+
chapo boys -- thanks for all the amazing comedy and commentary these past 10 years. you guys really are something special and I'll never take it for granted.
What? What the hell was that?! Stay tuned kids, we got some real good toy commercials coming, I swear.
"President Darth Slicer" legitimately got funnier every time
Ohhh /thats/ why they changed the voices in Disco Elysium
happy 10 years everyone, you deserve cringe
i love being a gen z hog at my favorite millennial slop trough. this was pure audio cinema. thank you
This was really great. I knew from the get-go there was going to be a "President Martin Sheen yells at God" scene (because there just had to be), but it did not disappoint. Bravo to Brendan and the whole cast.
thank you, kings, for all the laughs the past 10 years. to many more
Got looped into this nightmare around the 40th episode and pretty surprised to find myself saying that this is audio Citizen Kane. For the record I don't support these very unwell people but I can't help but listen to this very interesting portrayal of Utopia
Will, we pay you guys just slightly less than trueanon every month. Please let Katherine use the same mic as you.
Brendan is sooo good, every time he spoke all I could picture was Michael Shannon as prez garfield in that stupid show. It really enhanced my listening experience!
Brendan keeps switching between a bush and kennedy accent lol
And Peter Griffin at one point
Slops of solomon
Brendan is really talented on the mic. He’s great at building drama with the true crime cadence on blowback and gives a genuinely funny vocal performance throughout this. In hindsight it’s maybe the best chapo bit ever that he was the original producer with the other three on mic
Ah yes, who could forget the great gooner's creek rebellion
❗️BALL STATE MENTION ❗️
I love the Indiana references, classic E1. You know they wrote this when you hear some random college town in Indiana referenced.
Aikman Romo : instaclassic
First I was like, what the fuck is this? Then I was still like that. Then I was like, yeah!
the narrator seems unfamiliar with complete sentences
Be nice! English is Hasan’s fourth language
i dont get it
Absolute masterclass tears in my eyes, 1000 years of Chapo Reign and 1000 more 💛💛💛
Wow the Presidents breakdown 3/4 of the way through when his daughter didn’t get into Harvard is legitimately an amazing performance by Brendan lmao. The big wigs over in Hollywood should definitely consider getting that man some voice acting work. Absolutely beast mode. Bravo Brendan!
I cackled for the first time in a while, well done Brendan. I would have listened to an hour of that.
An emergency episode or at least intro would have been warranted my dudes
It’s not that serious, what’re they gonna do about this lol
took me way too long to pick out all the cast (other than the OG dry boys), was an hour in before I realised it was Hasan narrating and for a while I thought that Brendan was Hesse doing the Columbo voice lol happy 1k Chapos, the world is bad but life can be good if you live it with your homies
The Hesse Columbo voice my god…still cackle every time I think of it
THE GRIDIRON !
Ball State reference, god damn. Chirp chirp!!!
Wtf?
boutta crack open a cold one for chapo 1000
Okay, wtf is up with the Letterman jokes? Did I miss something?
I’m prob one of the few Chapo fans who is also a sports fan. I really liked the name Aikmen Romo. I see you guys 😉
My leader is Jerry Jones, so…
Perfect secret/Tree in hell monologue and punchline were so good. Thank you for so many hours of fun. Cheers
Few seconds in, but that is a spot-on Martin Sheen.
aw yeah liberal zionists in the booth let's get it
Aikman Romo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The tennis banter was interminable. 10/10
Genuinely the worst thing that's ever been made
this feels like a Channel Awesome anniversary movie
"BALL IS NOT A FUCKING STATE" Brendan is a legend
Exactly what I wanted for Christmas 🎄
"Casper Goodnight" kind of sounds like Lori Alan
honestly like I get how it happened but doing this now is so fucking funny
The timing is definitely cursed.
Is Brendan the President? He kinda sounds like Mickey Rooney in the old claymation Santa Clause is Comin to Town
Fucking lame
Boxmore is pro-dog folks, never hits 'em
Honored to have Hesse denigrate my home like this
So glad Virgil came back for the 1000th episode
Cathedral speech was fucking amazing. Sorry for my ignorance but who voiced the pres?
Old producer of Chapo and Blowback host Brendan James
First time, long time…congrats on 1K!
gay nerds
Dude, I wish I could live long enough to see the second miracle on ice with my own eyes.
Could you imagine how good the North Korean goaltender would be? 5X as fast as Vladislav Tretiak!
God damn I remember getting into this show around like 320 and feeling like I was so behind
Congrats on 1000, boys!!! What the fuck!!!!!!!! ❤️❤️❤️
This is really funny and well written. Great job guys!
“That won’t play in Morgantown” literally the only place an eco-initiative miiiiight pass. Props to Brendan, great throughout, his retort on simulations of synthetic coal-rolling sent me.
Thank you Chapo Trap House for many hours of entertainment and "light in the dark" type moments over the past decade. Also thank you for introducing me to E1 and socialism. Also good job voice acting on this episode and doing some justice to Branson and Charles's writing. Health and happiness and 10,000 more episodes.
Just incredible voice acting
BALL STATE?!?!
No way
My grandchild will be studying the Zero bar liquidity crisis at the Ball State school of economics
Make sure they interview some primary sources at Dave's No Nonsense Tiki Bar. It's on Breakfast Beach.
it's what someone being shot in the face by ICE would have wanted.
howzers 1000
Been listening since the Obama era. Thank you for making a show that has helped me stay sane. Shout out to Trueanon and E1 for doing the opposite.
I read this and thought it was a joke. That seems like so long ago! I guess I think of that time as the beginning of the Bernie era.
Been here since the first episode thank you chapo
Fried owl is traditional austrian food I object to this vile cultural appropiation. It is the secret diet that austrian mothers consume while breastfeeding to make their babies truly austrian. It is what makes austrians superior to germans, what made Arnold Schwarzenegger strong and Adolf Hitler normal.
I’ve been a listener since I was a skinny twink. I’m now a nearly 30 mustached homo. Congrats on 1000
dog you got 30 mustaches?
Congratulations on 1000 episodes, and ten years of Chapo! Thank you for introducing me to great journalists, writers, directors and their work. All while making me laugh, fe. with one of my most fond chapo memories, the iraqi dinar story. Thank you for being you.
Glad to be here for this achievement. Love you chapo
After 10 years of listening to this show i gotta say DJ Smokey is the real MVP cause I have never once gotten tired of the theme song even after 1000 episodes
i cant believe its been 10 years
Hell ya!
alright i’ll take on this clear message mk chapo trigger to me and become the senator of maine
threw a lil something on the grill for chapo 1000
Been a listener since 2016. Thanks for all the smiles!
Homo says what????!!
Nah
I live in Japan now and Chapo is my number one source on what the vibes are like in the US. When I’m at the sento with all the old naked Japanese guys I’m always tell them about what you have to say. Seems like things aren’t going great?in the US but thanks to Chapo for telling me the temperature twice a week! I got into Chapo in 2018 when at that time it seemed like being a liberal was the only way to project yourself against the horrors of the world and I felt like I was going crazy. Chapo has really helped me refocus my understanding of the world. Congrats on 1000 guys and may there be many more!
Hasan’s ai crime youtube voice is funny
Legitimately a more realistic depiction of politics than The West Wing was
Charlie Kirk memorial hallway
memorial toilet heehee
Been a chapo head since episode 6!!! Can’t believe it’s been 1000. The limo driver lol
Where’s Will’s Downeast accent?
“you hit dogs?” 😂
Painful. But congrats on 1000
Darth Slicer is killing me every time you say it
Thank you for 1000 <3
16 minutes in... Hoping it gets funny soon 🤞
The calling God names part was funny.
This was really good many actual lol moments
come on, man
Y'all got me with peacock meat
“Doming them in their cubicles” took me out🤣
Enter the Noid (139) reeled me in and have been mounted on the wall singing Al Green covers ever since. Congrats and thanks for being my close personal friends all these years.
I will be in my 50s in the 2030s, and I will be a general in this war. Never served a day in my life so far.
Well, you ARE named after a Union general after all. It’s preordained.
we did it brothers! but, they will expect one of us in the wreckage
I don’t like this.
Brings me right back to Iraq era evenings at my family home.
Been here since the Lady Ghostbusters, let's gooooo
Congratulations on 1000 episodes. My brother (the clever one) recommended ur podcast about 4-5yrs ago and i genuinely haven't missed an episode since (along with many in the back catalogue). From Manchester, England (insert American accent) with love (apologies for the egregious use of brackets).
Who is that who sounds like megyn Kelly?
Alex Branson
Year 2066, but there is no FlossLatino? Horrible Congrats on the 1000 epos tho!
10 years ago I was packing up to move to Japan and listening to the latest Rod Dreher bathroom freakout to check out this random podcast an undergrad friend recommended. Chapo became my main political connection to the USA for so long- news, media, pop culture. I got to meet Stavvy and Nick; make so many friends. And I have always asked new friends if they know the show. I put the Call of Cthulhu episodes on at pregames. I remember hiking out in Kanagawa and laughing at the beltway garage, being stuck inside during a typhoon and playing the Newsroom recap episode, waiting on runways and downloading any random episode for the ride. I like this podcast a lot. Please do 1000000 more.
Cthulu eps are worth an annual re-listen for all. More fine radio theater.
Brendan is a great voice actor
"They should call me L. Ron Hubbard based on how many DC10s I own." I had to pull my car over lol
Here's to 1000 more even if you have to be stuck in a nutrient vat to do it
This was cinema. Maybe 2026 won't be so bad after all
Ep 666 feels like just yesterday
👏👏👏
Well, that was weird
I love when they do stuff like this
1:07:45 Brendan showed massive potential for Giamatti voice
I lost it at lady duke nukem, and then stayed lost
Oh, no! We’ll send a search party.
Was that Ryan Grim?
Bro I thought the same fucking thing
Senator Van Hooten begins speaking at 32:29
I teach high school English. My students came in after lunch and I could not stop laughing because the two cathedrals scene. They wanted to know what was so funny and I told them would never say
terrible, I want my money back
I’ve been a listener since 2018, thank you for thousands of laughs!
The way the oil grab doesn’t make short term sense economically makes me suspect this is very long play. It’s positioning against China in the future and setting up an easier supply chain than the Middle East.
I might believe this from a different administration but I don't think long term planning even comes up with this one. I'd genuinely put all the money in my wallet on it being pushed by Rubio to starve out cuba. Its hard to overestimate how big of a thorn Cuba is in the conservative flesh. Also you're on the wrong episode bubba.
I have found myself revisiting many episodes lately, but my favorites at The Liberal Driller, the CPAC episode, and the episode where they talked about the Krassensteins and John Podhoretz (Brendan did a very well-done cold open parodying Peter and the Wolf). I’ve been listening since 2017 and it’s been a balm. Congrats to the whole crew. Chapo for 1000 years.
Also this episode was pretty good too
Who’s voicing the bald woman? I love it
One of the Ambers, I forgot which though…
1000 more years! 1000 more years!
HAPPY 1000 FUCKERS HERES TO 1000 MORE
SeeEeEex
Eh
Has Aaron Sorkin put his name as the author yet?
Happy 1000 piggies
This feels right
<3 Amber (both)
This is unhinged lmao
Politico named Aikman Romo? Okay now do a parody
Congratulations on 1000 episodes Chapo!! I've been here since pretty close to the beginning (I started listening in 2017) Love you guys. I've learned so much over the years and laughed a lot along the way. Here's to 1000 more 🥂
Fuck this is so so good
I can’t believe I’ve spent over 1000 hours of my life listening to chapo trap house. I’ve only ever listened to episode 294 CPAC: Judgement Days but I bet the other episodes are probably pretty good too
Totally. There’s at least four more decent episodes.
Congrats on 1000 eps!
The 1000 Episode Reich
the voice acting has come along way since that first version of disco elysium
Wish they had saved the cigars for the steaks instead of shoving them all in a Volcano vaporizor attached to a condom, stretching the cigar smoke filled condom over their heads one by one and auto erotically asphyxiating themselves with it.
It would have been hilarious to get the cum boys on this.
I gave it a honest effort. I got about 35 minutes in
Flaccid
we lost a lot of good soldiers at gooners creek
Just like my 43 year old father and 37 year old mother a little over 34 years ago, this came at just the right time. Thank you Chapo, from myself and all the other autistics ❤️
brendan is such a maestro of impressions. i pointed this out on one of the MGS eps too. hopefully after everyone on the crew make hundreds of millions of dollars of this “podcast thing” brendan can retire at a circus or something doing impressions of cold war political characters. thanks for the 1000 episodes can’t wait to listen to a 1001 more
His snake voice is cool as hell
Oowa oowa
emmy for brendan james.
i was here when one thousand chapo’d
Boycotting this ep for the lack of Gorka.
When this show started I was a struggling line cook barely making ends meet listening on my break. 1000 episodes later and I'm Now I'm a struggling line cook listening on my break but my knees hurt.
Thank you for your service 🫡
🫡
I want to dream this world and never wake up…
I’m here for the next 10,000 episodes don’t worry guys
I’ve been subscribed since 2017 when James Adomian mentioned it in an interview. In that time I have become a lawyer. America may have gone to shit but at least I joined the PMC <3
Will’s Sorkin parody is too good
Okay now the girls have joined and they’re all killing it
From a St. Louis listener, thank you for shouting out our hard working single moms
Hello from Kingshighway Hills!
Liz popping up made me die laughing. Incredible
No James Adomian? Still pretty excited.
Three zeros. Just another Chapo episode. I kid, I kid! Congratulations ya filthy animals!
zing!
who is the chief of staff voice?
That King Solomon bit got so fucking in the weeds and bizarre that I literally forgot it was a King Solomon bit, and so when he gave the child to the mother who declined the tax subsidy I was completely taken off guard. Bravo.
Waiting for the Felix limited series Metal Gear Solid: Venezuela
I can't wait to listen to Neo Robert Caro's Years of Neo Lyndon Johnson: Master of the Neo Senate, read by Neo Grover Gardner!
First 100 comment
1000 eps - thanks for the mammories, Mr. Chapo. o7
Where’s Virgil?
I love when Brendan pulls out the voice
"jet packs... soldiers with jet packs." I'm mfing crying lmao.
NOOOOOO!!! YOURE NOT AN OLD CHUNK OF COAL KATHERINE!!
diaphragms are already back. but in the future they will be rly rly popular
These fucking goys don’t even realize Kamala would have been worse
Fuck you, dude.
I'm libbing tf out
All Hail Slicer
We did it! We chapo’d 1k times! Grats all
This isn’t the avatar episode I needed.
crazy that in 250 years of American they got to 1000 eps amazing work
This is hell.
Oh, Liz Franzcak said Daddy. This is heaven.
Speaker Jug VanHooten
Congrats guys. 1000 more por favor
Biz tsent toyzent und tsvantsik
Grats boys and girls of Chapo. What a fucking crazy decade it's been.
When you hear him without seeing him talk, Hasan sounds like Chris Griffin
Will look like him in ten years too
started listening in 2017 when they were making fun of the fox documentary ab the trump family. everything in this country has gotten significantly worse since then. heres to another 1000
That’s an extremely powerful episode which I return to from time to time.
happy thousandth 💖💖💖
I was in the middle of an episode of blowback when I started this and holy shit the whiplash
🙏
I told my uncle I’d do his chores for a month if a Chapo host comments on my post
ahahahah
Joined the patreon around episode 500 or so, so happy to see them doing so well ❤️
1000! ✊
1000th
CONGRATS WOOOOOOO
the thousand years chapo
1000 years chapo traphouse, www.... dot.... chapotraphouse1000years.... dot... com
Is that Jerma
What? No Virgil?
Can’t believe I’ve been here for a thousand years
Congrats fellers. Been listening since the first Adam Curtis interview in 2016.
I'm gay and I'm from Moldova
Happy Birthday Chapo!
Hell yeah dude
Well holy shit this looks like the big one, fam
Congrats! Here’s to another thousand years of Chapo
Oh we eating good!!
i tried my best to
Proud of you 😎
No Virgil💔
A ten thousand episode reich!
WOOOO
Was really gunnin for a Virgil reboot.
Congratulations, Mr. Chapo.
There it is
BLEHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
i’m gay
Here's to a thousand more! Long live Chapo
Hasan hype
Disney’s Pixar Sodas Part two when?
nice
Holy fuck
First
This is Yuge folks. yuge
I’m gay and my dick is small!
Oh congratulations
Hell yea
let’s gooooo
Congrats on 1000 guys. Ligma
2nd!
first
