999 - Nazis, Pedophiles, Drunks, Rapists & Thieves (1/5/26)

Asking Mamdani to intercede on Maduro’s behalf is pure denial. Mamdani called Maduro a dictator.

Is Felix talking about Luke Thomas?

Maduro fit game drippy af

Manics 😌

Chapo needs a medical correspondent. Daily aspirin is very common to reduce risk of stroke and heart attack and high levels of vitamin A can be very dangerous

If democrats keep letting republicans win even when they’re completely in power, why would they expect ppl to keep voting for them!?!

Goddamn the Cuban security force was trash

It's wild to me that American citizens shoot up schools like every week but can't direct any violence towards the state at all. Just a country full of weird suicidal cowards.

That episode of Jack Ryan where American commandos storm the Venezuelan capital is even more uncomfortable to watch now.

Hope you guys have Alex Nichols on more soon. Been laughing like a maniac shovelling snow with those episodes in my ears

first they came for the gooners and i said nothing because i wasnt a gooner…. then they came for the coomers

Felix: “Like a dog with a cone” is fucking killing me for some reason

Idk man im just hyped for west wing tomorrow with my big beautiful branson

i like to imagine Brace and trump have the same reels feed

something about how in the US everything is getting bought out by one Oil country (Saudi) while they're going after another Oil country (Venezuela)

all you have to do is show trump one picture of fetterman and he will deploy delta force to kick in his door before nightfall

crying laughing at little drunk 10 year old Felix telling his parents he mixed his drinks with painkillers. i can’t get the image of a little Felix looking like a little Marge Simpson or Ned Flanders but with the grandpa face filter and Finkelstein’s voice out of my head

Irresponsible to post only the partial Hannibal Buress clip on Philly. Impressionable young minds are listening and it’s obviously good advice overall, but your noise band will have no motion if you don’t down a ten strip and listen to Hollinndagain

Could someone point me to what exactly they’re referencing at the very end of the episode about Twitter? Im not on there so Im not sure exactly what they’re talking about

It's certainly good to talk about the pressing issues in Venezuela but I think there's another people even more oppressed by American imperialism we need to hear about, the Navii on Pandora

Re: how the American stupid feels about this. They’re ecstatic. Whether they are getting fucked or not isn’t even a thing that would enter their mind. The best way to explain the mind of the American stupid is the kind of dudes that I grew up with that would say “bro, I would never hit my kids.” Which, sure they don’t, but by clearing the most non-hurdle, they are imbued with Good Parent status. So the fact that the non-stupids find something revolting is a win. Society has oppressed them by telling them shit like “can you watch your kid?” They can never see how they are getting railed, because both in spirit, ideology, and desire they are closer to the Nazi pedophiles than to the people in their life. Material reality is the greatest sin of all, because it’s fucking gay and bitchy.

every time Felix insults Philly i shoot up a congressional softball game and blame it on your influence

repeated use of aspirin does have some pretty serious side-effects, that's why it's often not reommended for routine pain management, with acetaminophen and ibuprofen preferable. Long term use of aspirin can lead to gastrointestinal issues, and sometimes brain problems.

I don't think we need to resort to Machadoism and pray for a deus ex machina (in her case in the form of Trump/Rubio, the Neocons,, the Israelis, and the Nobel War Prize Committee). However, I take it as a given that there are natural limits and that things do tend to balance out over time. I can even envision a future where New York Jets fans get to enjoy another Super Bowl victory (the current owner, and a big time Trump supporter, Woody Johnson, is after all 78). Are any of these Trump actions going to actually enhance national wealth, or is he actively destroying the economic base that has made his wealth and the wealth of his cronies possible in the first instance? Would the U.S. have been on the winning side of WWII, if we had spent the 1930s pursuing Herbert Hoover's economic and redistributive policies? I'm assuming the answer is probably "no" to this Hoover question, because my belief is that Hoover's approach to politics and economics was ultimately life denying and nihilistic. It was a dead-end. In Europe, people took things even further and it didn't exactly work out great either. The Trump team, the American ruling class, and European neoliberals are clearly absolutely determined to prove the counter-factual -- i.e. that a form of political nihilism the puts the death drive into overdrive is the answer. More specifically, they appear to be operating from a belief that they can extend their own little life by ending millions of lives of the less fortunate. I would wager that they are still wrong -- a political and economic formula that worked for a time for some people will not work in all times for all people -- but I'm not sure my generation will still be here when the dust settles and it is possible to finally collect on the wager. In the meantime, I am grateful for what I do have, in part because I know it won't last, especially given the recklessness, moral bankruptcy, and craven stupidity of our ruling class. Even if on some level, I can't help but wonder if this is always the way it has been.

I found your performance of my own despair in this dark moment to be deeply moving. It really does matter, thank you. As for Trump’s coke fiend affect : according to Wayne Barrett, he became addicted to diet pills in the late ‘80s. The Greatest Show on Earth is filled with nuggets like this, including an incident where he warned party guests against committing statutory rape at a 14 year old girl’s birthday party (“that’s serious jail time”).

The NEW New Colossus: “Give me your GOLD, your LITHIUM, your BURIED OIL, waiting to be EXPLOITED by AMERICAN OLIGARCHS”

The despair on the episode is why I dont think foreign policy is a strategic entry for working people into politics. Too much is walled off from democratic control. Its easier to start where we live or our workplaces

Barba Bella? who'd he study under, Duran Duran?

Release the avatar episode

Presidential physician Dr. Baba Booey

Happy 10 years

Once again, incredible prescience by the God Emperor James Cameron. In the first Avatar the first conversation between Sully and Quaritch they talk about their tours in Venezuela and Nigeria both bombed by the US, the same month Avatar: Fire and Ash is released. It’s not all grim boys, God Emperor Cameron blessed us with another amazing chapter in the saga of the war for Pandora. We need to hear all the boys, Matt included nerd out on the new Avatar film, which in my opinion was better than Way of Water.

Trump posting on erowid after taking a heroic dose of aspirin

You know who is fucking ready? My boy Jay "Double Tap" Jones.

They grabbed his wife so they could use her to coax an admission from Maduro. Complete thugs.

i walked past the SDNY federal court house around the time when maduro was arraigned and saw a guy in a venezuelan flag holding a sign that said "dont worry US, we have enough oil for you too" and a venezuelan flag and a USA flag with a heart around it. like god damn, what a low, humiliating sentiment for a human being to express publicly.

Five hundred and first

Felix has got to cool it on the vape, he's genuinely sounding like Kermit on this ep. Felix we can tell when you're holding that smoke in!

Everyone is doom and gloom up in here, but Felix's Spain = Philadelphia of Europe bit is actually our best case scenario and is somewhat charming as a future. In like 100 years after our imperial decline and cycle of fascism we'll be as good as a B+ tier European country, and honestly, that's more than we deserve. Go birds.

Without warning or context, surprise guest Taylor Swift opened this week's Jimmy Kimmel with an uptempo cover of Leonard Cohen's "Everybody Knows," and the crowd was enraptured

I'd like to officially extend an invitation to all Chapos (except Virgil) to come to beautiful Australia, the politics are just as rancid but we do have medicare for all and Felix there's even a seal which lives at the Opera House that you can go and ogle most days

It's really funny how many mentally ill internet maoists still get mad at the Bernie sanders podcast. Just listen to something else

Everyone leaving these long-winded, weepy comments needs to take a deep breath instead. Get some exercise or something

Lmao @ Seth Harp lives here!

Wait until Felix finds out that his favorite country Russia has been at total war with the United States and its best weapons tech for four years already. It’s just weird to say China is the only country with capacity to bloody the U.S.’s nose when it’s already been happening.

Until maduro can show me is cystic acne scars Noriega is my king 👑

Where can we read about China’s fighter jets and a2a defense?

Honestly had the same exact thought as Felix 27:30 — CCP might be a last hope if we can’t get a wrench in the war machine at home

Not only would they do this shit anyway, fucking Democrats would secretly LOOOOVE to have done this themselves. They’re just too feckless and cowardly to actually do it. Kamala wouldn’t have, but not because she objects to it in any meaningful way, she’s just too barred out to realize it’s an option.

Government by the pedophiles, of the pedophiles, for the pedophiles

Pig country

When Felix gets worked up and mad, he starts to sound a bit like Kermit the Frog

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. It's time for Chapo to pivot and become an operator podcast.

I’m upset that they rushed this invasion so much that we didn’t even have time to make a corny pro-invasion country anthem, like “Have You Forgotten” by Darryl Worley. Did Elon fire Toby Keith? “And you say we shouldn’t worry ‘bout Maduro…. Are you a Burro?”

666

Canada is lateral at best. We do all the stupidest shit you guys do, just a few years later and after we've seen it all fall apart once.

On a tangent, please restock the shirts on the merch store, especially the JFK and USS Liberty ones!

I am starting to like this Kamala lady now. We should have voted for her or something IDK.

don't mourn, complain on a podcast!

First Felix claims Venezuela had a “modern airforce” and now he’s saying China has better missiles? I’m sorry this is just cope, no one is gonna bloody our nose for at least another generation.

My Sesame Street theory of Venezuela is Trump feels very aggrieved by the letter ‘Z’ in the middle for indiscernible reasons

Felix sounds soooooo much like Kermit now .. JP ain’t got shit on him

No need to be soft on Dems. They'd happily have done Venezuela war.

This is a prime example of an episode that would've been amazing with Matt, but poor fella's noggin had other ideas

Hi I signed up for this podcast because of Thursday's episode featuring E1. Looks like I have a lot of catching up to do. What would you folks recommend as the essential episodes?

Fat slob American podcasters mad at China for not going to war with the US so they can feel good

We're so close to 1K homies 🙏🏼

Trump’s biggest danger is being taken out by the Deep Shake, probably Oreo

Nice pull to end the episode with MSP

Re: the aspirin thing, many of us who have cared for elderly family members can attest that you avoid a lot of fights by lumping all their meds into a single designation of “aspirin,” since they know what that is and won’t fuss about it. Maybe Trump is on an elaborate cocktail of drugs that people tell him is just aspirin.

On the same theme of Grubhub-plusification of everything, I recently learned of a subscription service you can buy into for primary care called MDVIP. Neat stuff

“I said “ow”! it’s cancerous in here! There must be some PFAS in the atmosphere!”

it just feels so hopeless. even the media is spitting in our mouths and demanding we thank them. i get they always were in the tank for the state, but it feels like they’re just publishing the press releases trump sends them at this point. they used to at least pretend to feel ashamed when they got caught so blatantly lying. i get they were all bought out by larry ellison and have sworn loyalty oaths never to criticize anyone israelis like but jesus fucking christ. the new york fucking times went from labeling this guy as hitler to justifying every decision he makes in its articles. why? none of his supporters read them anyway! the only people who read them are the people who want to see criticism. why are they kicking out their own knees to defend their greatest enemy? we’re not getting another Pentagon Papers or Chelsea Manning. it’s just the sole of our foot slammed on the hypernormalization pedal until this thing comes crashing down. there is no more collective opposition to look toward for guidance. we have to create it with our bare hands before the machine consumes us all.

Barba Bella sounds like something on the menu of a Mellow Mushroom

one of a kind episode 999

Missed you guys

I once made a keychain plushie Pallas cat with a voicebox that said "President Xi! Please give Iran the Chengdu J-20 fighter jet!" in horrible machine translated Mandarin. His time has come.

It really does feel hopeless seeing that the US can still do anything and suffer no consequences for it. I don’t even know how to express how I feel.

China slapped down the US and won the trade war pretty handily. They didnt have to do anything more than that.

Instagram feed has always had the chud holy grail meme of b2 bomber and 3 gorges dam. Critical mass love for fruitless violence is very strong.

trump learned from reagan to only go after tomato can opponents. that’s why he hated george bush so much. he fucked it up and made us look bad on tv. everyone wants to compare trump to bush but really he’s reagan with a half dead brain letting his administration of back channel criminals bring hell to latin america

Denmark is great and has a genuine and actual socialist history. The anti-islamism is becoming less and our horrible prime minister is not popular. The greater population has also finally recognized to some degree that we have treated Greenland as bad as all other colonial powers. Edit: fine or ok, not great :)

Mamdani isn't going to do anything, he's criticized every socialist project including Venezuela and Cuba

#ChapoWasRightAboutEverything

I think many americans need to realize the pot is boiled. What now must be done is organization and arming yourself for the terror to come. Literally Palantir execs are talking about killing "communists" which in the U.S. might as well be anyone who isnt conservative. Dark and scary times

Aspirin is a blood thinner so a daily regimen isn't crazy for a 70 year old man

The Trump aspirin thing is kind of crazy but not as insane as you guys think it is, it used to be common for doctors to tell anyone over a certain age to take low dose aspirin daily to prevent heart attack or stroke. That kind of stopped being standard practice a few years ago but all that’s really weird about Trump taking it is that he’s taking a standard dose every day which you’re supposed to avoid because taking so much aspirin daily can cause lots of other problems.

Livin space

My suspicion is that Trump had a stroke a few months ago when he didn’t have any public events for a few days and his lackeys were pretending they had just played golf with him. So he’s taking the aspirin to have thin blood and prevent more strokes.

Does Felix sound particularly Kermit-y today or am I getting an inner ear infection?

we deserve a 9/11 every hour from now until the end of time for the suffering we’ve caused since covid alone. this is so bleak. how much longer can we just sit back and watch trump and netanyahu’s brazen criminality and brandishing of their world monopoly on violence? how much longer can we keep living our lives like everything’s normal as the world succumbs to the most depraved, sadistic monsters it’s ever produced? and the democrats don’t even say a fucking word. they’re not just dabbing on us, they’re prying our mouths open and pouring in a swedish slurry. something has to change. now.

I would make the case that this is the neocons upping their game. If they can get the concessions they want out of Venezuela through a kidnapping and keeping the government intact, that could be the new playbook and it's much cheaper and more popular than an invasion.

Nearly everyone over 65 takes aspirin and rosuvastatin daily

Maybe you should talk to Venezuelans on TPS before you suck the cock of Maduro.

We'd hear it from the people of the town But every night all the men would come around And lay their money down

As Matt said, we were always heading here

I'm so tired of this country, I want to leave

To the comment about "how will we live watching this play out over our lifetimes?; ask your dipshit parents that were raised by a generation that genocided North Korea and forgot, who's generation slaughtered millions in south east Asia, sanctioned them for decades and gave zero reparations, or maybe ask our own generational cohort that directly and indirectly killed 4.5 million people in the West Asia. The answer apparently will be 'just fine' All of this happens with the consent of the governed.

half the jury pool in that district would come from long island. and from a jury pool i was in that means right wing fox news newsmax oann gun owner types from suffolk county who are all related to married to or are cops

It really sucks how much AI slop is even tricking Chapo considering the mausoleum wasn't hit at all and that image was an AI generated one. Chavez's own foundation in Venezuela had to set the record straight on it.

Given that our JSOC “warriors” are racked to the gills on meth and opiates, it’s actually impressive they only killed 40 Venezuelan

The Socialist Party of Iowa would like to offer comrade Maduro safe haven in our many cornfields.

Will—you don’t need to pay your taxes. Cmon.

if “keys” is the name they give bastards in florida, what are the names other states give their bastards? i’ll start with “crab” for maryland

“Late stage empire seems like cope” — proceeds to cope for an hour and half.

Maduro strikes me more as a house of yes guy

“You’re a slave too” unfortunately these people will gladly eat shit and pretend to enjoy eating shit as long as people they hate also have to eat shit.

Smh we were supposed to get avatar review ep but now we’re stuck w gay operation condor

I went to mood ring on nye lol

Lots of people will have the knee jerk reaction to blame the American populace for not doing more, but it's worth remembering that most people are not violent, most violence is done by a small group of psychos. and that's not even getting into the veritable arsenal of tools the rulers have for subjugating an isolated and debt ridden people in the USA. If Bolivarian militants can't stop trump why bother asking Americans to? (The conclusion shouldnt be 'never try', but knowing the specifics of why it's difficult is the first step to finding a solution)

If the government trigger pullers are any indicator, the future belongs to the Thumb Men

The neocons already explained the cheat code with that mealy-mouthed bullshit about 'creating new realities while you're reacting to our previous actions' or whatever, it's just, they were all overeducated serial killers and Mafia Don is just your typical thug so he doesn't bother with all that sophisticated double talk

The #1 lesson from Venezuela is that america is at war with our entire species, full stop

Maduros haters called like a dozen elections and Maduro won all of them. You would think if they were all rigged, the haters would have tried something different?

Yo Felix-shitty American here. I tricked a Swiss woman into marriage and now live in Switzerland. It’s full of malcontents-come hang; we‘ll go bowling.

Chris Murphys worst critique of trump abducting foreigners off the streets of NYC was "he's not even deporting as many people as Biden was! Loser!" This guy stood with McCain and a Ukrainian Nazi at Maidan Square in 2014 by the way

It's worth repeating that the USA would instantly regain its hyper power status if their attempts to destroy Russias nuclear triad work (they tried to take out their nuclear command bunker during their last attempt to kill Putin with drones) which would allow trump to just blackmail everyone with a nuclear attack - guys like Elbridge Colby in his admin have been trying to find ways to make nukes more useable for warfare and the easiest way would be to nullify any possibility of MAD.

We should make the 2A gunhumpers paranoid by saying the machine gun charge against Maduro is a trial balloon for them

US has always been pretty good at hiding American casualties, I'm hesitant to say no one died in this operation until a few weeks have passed and there's no 'training accidents' in some random place

"breakwater of Europe" is what they called Felix when he went over there and kept having diarrhea from eating anything with milk in it over there. Spain was the "backwater".

Canada IS a lateral move. The USA owns most of our media, and our state media *CBC is run by zi0nist scum. We're like the part of the titantic that has yet to submerge into the ocean. We got a goldmansachs banker running our shit. We're well on our way to destruction.

‘All law is gay’ -will menaker

Everything sounds pretentious when youre demoralized, pacified and have shit for brains.

Happy Jan 6th Day, one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen in my life

What the left needs is 2018 levels of cocaine use from the Chapos. Get that fire back.

"If im not willing to give up my life or freedom, what can I do?" -Will Menaker on the democratic socialist philosophy on revolution

10 years live show special guest Kurt Eichenwald and Scott Adams

My mom made an Unfettered joke a few days ago, so thank you to chapo for making her funnier and giving us something to bond over

All👏Law👏Is👏Gay👏

“Nazis, Rapists and Pedophiles” would be a good section header when they write about this period in high school history textbooks

We need a gun-buyback program where Maduro can trade his ARs for a nuclear bomb

i agree with his selma killing policy

Happy Jan 6th to those who celebrate 🎇🥂

Stop saddling us (ie the rest of the world) with solving this one. Stop fantasizing with other countries humbling the US in wwiii. Get your shit together next time there's an election so that the dumbest, most murderous outcome doesn't take place.

Almost episode 1000 with special guest Virgil Texas

I'm with Felix. The "he did it to distract from Epstein" argument makes me wanna punch something. Preferably a face.

Mr president have you tried warfarin. you will have the thinnest blood, the skinniest, your platelets will be so small

Good Lord was i waiting on this episode. Great analysis of the state of our imperial rot.

I'll second Will's motion. Chapo has been a healthy and creative influence on the tone and the range of the media Left. We have way better bars than any other political faction on the scene.

nothing to be done mr chapo, just be thankful the evil empire is allowing you to cash in on far-left discontent. i cant wait to see the verdant hills of greenland.

Felix turning into Jordan Petersen at 36:40

Delcy Machado

Pretty good job explaining how I feel… when you take the sum of all these foreign entanglements, the funding of slaughter, the imperialism in this new chest out gangster pedophile way. It feels like a cop out to claim helplessness. But what can we do? Go protest in the castrated American way? Hold a sign and walk a road? I’m not interested unless we’re At-least igniting cop cars in the game Minecraft and it’s like… nobody else is doing this… I’ve got an eight year old son, I’m gonna spend the rest of his childhood in Minecraft prison for being the one asshole who takes this to an appropriate level while still nothing changes? Like Europeans can do this shit why can’t we? On some level I think their systems allow for a further level of blowing off steam without the American boot being there to lock you up for a decade plus for property damage, and I’m quite sure Kamala or Newsom aren’t gonna pardon me.. which again, more cope, but it’s all I have. Don’t take my cope from me please and thanks. Reading these other comments and I just have to agree. Americans are cowards. Me included. All there is to do is try and study how we got here and even that feels self indulgent at this point like I want to be educated while the war machine turns, way to go, another history novel about another American coup. This is not my favorite forum for being genuine, but my poor partner hears enough of it I don’t wanna burden her with more of hearing me complain… fuck this country dude I hope more than anything I’m alive to see it fall I really mean that. No matter what it means for me and mine, bring it on. I’m like fucking Jesse in breaking bad for a millennial cultural reference right? Can they keep getting away with this?? Seems that they can and they will, until we, a bunch of fat comfortable cowards are willing to pay with flesh taking on the most powerful state in the history of humanity. I’m open for better ideas though unless it’s vote for democrats then you can kiss my balls

Y'all see that TikTok of those Peruvian shaman predicting trump gettin real sick, just sayinnnnn

Crossing my fingers episode 1000 is poppy pt. 5

merry matt christmas everyone

felix sounds like kermit when he hits the vape before speaking

Felix begins speaking at 1 minute and 19 seconds

America on a global scale and trump specifically are like that creepy kid from the twilight zone who can change reality with his mind. Everyone around him is terrified but can’t/wont do anything. We’re all going to be sent to the cornfields unless a nice teacher lady comes to save us.

It's really weird that they took him alive and brought him to an American court right? Has anything like that happened before? Am I crazy in thinking it was a not a good strategic choice on the part of the empire? Like I'm not inclined to be optimistic but doing something fucking insane like this makes the future more uncertain.

trump just constantly chowing down on decongestants, leading his Sudafedayeen into battle

*adjusts glasses* Actually, Vitamin A is pretty much the only vitamin that you can easily die from an overdose of. Several Arctic explorers died because they ate the livers of their sled dogs after being stranded.

Episode 1000 covers the opening shots of WW3, what are the odds on Kalshi?

To address Will's question here at 54.00. I can say that it does have an explanation. Ask anyone who isn't American, and we all believe the same thing about the people in your country. And this can even be capitalised because of how almost-universal the belief is around the world: Americans Are Cowards. This is something that everyone, and I mean everyone, babies who can't talk and hollow brainless shell people in comas included, believe about Americans. Obviously no offense is meant here, but I promise that it's not an emotional reading, it's perfectly evident and has been for years. It's something we all know: no human being scares as easily as an American does.

It’s so incredibly depressing seemingly being the one Venezuelan in Houston that’s horrified and not celebrating this shit

Third party. "No, but ypu don't understand that a third party is po-" Third party. "No, seriously, there is no point in backing a thi-" Third party. It's the one thing Americans have been cowed into not trying like cowards. Third party. It's your one short-term option. You have nothing else.

Everyone here wishcasting for WW3 needs to watch more Cushvlogs. The world will go on, and we still have to live in it!

First rule of Chapo is never ever admit you were wrong to the libs. It'll only encourage them.

Yeah but what do the boys think about Varang

“Venezuela is mixing fentanyl into the cocaine, it’s killing our brave men on Wall Street. When I was at studio 54 with Cheryl Tiegs, nobody had to use a test kit or a condom. Every line was pure uncut, many people don’t even know this.” - Donald Trump

With regards to the ignorant dems bringing up not voting for a genocide supporter, remember that the Dems don't HAVE to be as explicitly imperialist BECAUSE they have the Republicans to go farther for them when American capital demands it. They are collaborators with the greater demands of American capital supremacy because they are backed by the same money. So they would never campaign to try to jail their own teammates. The parties both play the role of obscuring what the US is as a whole, turns it into "it's just that side" or "guys, this isn't us". yes it is. It's arguing that an underling of a mob boss is less violent than the mob boss. Who cares it's all one criminal enterprise for god sake

The intervention of America in Venezuela was predicted by the Prophet James Cameron (PBUH) in his blockbuster film "Avatar"

What evidence is there that Rodriguez made a deal to give up Maduro? Why speculate on it? By all accounts she is a committed revolutionary

What was the outro song?

Unfortunate, but not a surprising outcome. The Venezuelans were not serious. They rejected closer defense cooperation, and actually believed the Americans can be reasoned with. That was a mistake they will not get a chance to correct. Venezuela is gone forever. General war between the USA/NATO, and a Euro-Asian coalition is inevitable. Venezuela is this catalyst of a complete and final rapture that brings us to war and the end of the post WWII civilization.

My mom’s first husband took aspirin in the quantities Trump is taking and when he was in an accident, his blood was so thin that he bled out incredibly quickly

Maduro can wait we DEMAND an avatar fire and ash episode

they’re calling it republican libya, rubios but his telegram scandal but no because rep jeffries is sucking off ben from philly the nazi in charge of israel

Please god do the Live Show early in the year or late, I got a PTO blackout 😔😈🔫

Still say the snub of the Venezuelan opposition is because she beat Trump out of his Nobel Peace Prize.

Finding out Felix has a velvet headboard is like seeing an old person driving a 100k car under the speed limit

Will just pulling “Acetylsalicylic acid” out like that? Felix relating Lib dinner table anecdotes? It’s prime

It’s truly amazing the amount of influence the Cuban community in South Florida has been able to exert.

I'm not sure you can say with any certainty a Herris administration wouldn't have invaded a foreign country..... if Biden or Obama are any indication

Lots to say but I’m struck by how often Felix sounds like his Jordan Peterson impression in this ep

Hey!!! Andor shoutout by Felix this episode! It’s not necessarily in a *good* way, but still!

they went scorched earth sending people to the gulag but it was all the low life morons who did the macarena in the congress in 2021, pissed everyone off and looked way more aggressive and vindictive than they actually were, and every participant got pardonned

The moderate position to me at this point is “we deserved one 9/11”

dont blame me i voted for chastity bono

How much preop boofing did those special forces do you think?

Avatar 3 episode 1000?

"Delcy Machado" i know Felix is a mumble-mouth but that is an INSANE flub lmfao

The fact that ultimately this is all about surrounding and dominating China is very important. If China doesn't realize this ASAP, all of their trade routes will be fully controlled by the US.

One thing to keep in mind about all these Miami Venezuelans is that they will likely stay in Miami even now that Venezuela is “free.” I highly doubt any of them will ever go back.

Death to America. Death to Israel.

Been listening since like ep 12 and my life has only gotten worse 🤔coincidence🤔 NO! You've been the running commentary! 1000 more chapos!!

The ranking Dem guy on the Pentagon oversight committee just congratulated Trump. Some Dems are saying they weren't "consulted", but overall I'd say the Dem response wasn't inept, they agree with Trump! They just can't be too happy about it in public because Trump is team Red.

WWW3 Chapo Episode 1000

Would love to have a check-pod with Seth Harp. I imagine he’s got some decent insight into the delta demons who carried out this international Oceans 11 style raid

make this one free. get some new people in

If America is a fading empire, then it's not the sort that quietly falls apart as it loses its ability to project power. Instead America is like the homeless brain damaged drug addict having a schizophrenic breakdown accosting people on a public bus, and the entire world is just pretending to look at their phones and not notice until they reach their stop because they don't want to get stabbed for no real reason if they try to intervene.

Even Maduro's gentrifying Brooklyn now

ahhh fresh steaming slop…

I thought this title was about my family 🥁

Fortnite 4-stack of Maxwell, Maduro, Tyler Robinson and Luigi Mangione

Most of the oil companies don't even want to increase oil production in Venezuela- its too expensive, too risky, and too political. I hate to say it, but the literal only reason for this operation was spectacle.

thx fellas

Welcome to the kickoff for World War III – The Stupid Edition!

who cares where’s avatar 3

Maduro and Diddy waved at me from the window of the Brooklyn detention center

Eager to hear this

Took too long now I gotta be here with the rest of the leftcels commenting how us hogs have missed our Chapo rations

...But enough about my family Hanukkah party

John Krasinski kidnapped Maduro

delta force rules 🍆 seals could have never 💅 oil dispersement to every us citizen in the form of visa gift cards

First Venezuela then Greenland? Weirdest attack strategy in RISK! I’ve ever seen.

Not to be that guy, but...Finally.

PornHub Wrapped × #1000 ??

Right in time for the announcement that Machado got snubbed for the job lmao

We needed this

Succinct summary of our ruling class

Is it gonna be a hot wet year? Or a hot dry year? Find out here!

Been a long break jonesing for a hit of the chapo

He might just beat the charges. Imagine if at Nuremberg they charged the Nazis with idling their engines and looting food from civilians.

Smells like sulfur in here

I wonder what they are gonna talk about today

Gangsters for Wall Street

If we thought 2025 was the year from hell strap in and let's goooo

I needed this

Say he got that bayer 🔌

very nice

wow

In first!

Maduro driving my uber wtf

Hope you guys had some good time off - looking forward to listening to this at work tomorrow.