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October 19, 2026

A Royal Disappointment, Owner Response Horrors, Battle Of The Curly Hairs

More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a Hawaiian castle, that leaves some people disappointed in the fact that it isn't very castle-like. A Halloween scare park, where the owner responds to EVERY negative review. A grocery store, where you may have to forcefully drag your cart, all the way to your car & much more!!

Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section!

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Hazel Tifiaeh · October 28, 2026

I hate how much hate Corey. He suffered the same as Haim. Young boys in Hollywood. We know how Corey Haim delt with the trauma in the worst way possible. Corey Feldman is dealing his own way. Yes it's ridiculous but people deal with that differently.

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Cali Girl · October 28, 2026

They don’t use punctuation in sac, because majority have a poor educational background. And are lazy.

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Elizabeth Fernandez · October 27, 2026

For my part, I loved my tour of Iolani Palace but I’m also not an idiot and know how to appreciate cultural locations lol

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Kelli Landon · October 27, 2026

I'm wondering if they're using talk to text/whatever to leave reviews. I'm wondering if that's why there's no punctuation and some of these words are coming out wrong, but I am cracking up. 🤣

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Mirissa Misiowiec · October 26, 2026

Please do a full special on the Smithsonian museums. I lived in Arlington, VA for a year when my then husband was stationed at the Pentagon. My first visit to the Natural History museum, I grabbed my 3 yr old son and sprinted up the stairs to the Hope Diamond gallery. It was one of the most beautiful things I ever seen. My ex husband was trying to drag the stroller up the stairs after me (he was bored). I visited that museum at least 10 times, the Hope Diamond gallery was always my favorite.

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Kenny From Iowa · October 26, 2026

Gotta be honest. Creepy World rules. Been there a few times. I was actually kinda pissed it was just my girlfriend and I in our group both times, because I looked like a wimp in front of her the entire time. Went on a week night, and it was busy but I didn’t wait for anything.

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Chad Litzinger · October 24, 2026

JAMES and JIMMIE, you guys should have a special from time to time inviting these sassy "Owners" to the studio or wherever and just roast each other. The both of you are just awesome, and I just about passed out listening to the epsode.

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Amy Sousa · October 22, 2026

I think we need to invite the owner of Creepy World and the grammatically correct reviewer on the show for a live debate, you know, in the spirit of the season.

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Ed ‘Moose’ Grant · October 22, 2026

Holy fuck….guys. Look at the West Pines Behavioral Hospital in Westminster CO. 2.6 stars and Rebecca’s review (3 or 4 down) will get you saying “wait, huh”

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ENKC · October 21, 2026

Also, it's so strange how this guy keeps toting the fact that there are SEVEN different lines in the MIDDLE of his attraction a good thing?? Nothing really ties together the vibe of a spooky place and AnOtHeR lIiIiIiInNnNnEeE oOoOoOoOhHhHhHhHH

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Penny · October 21, 2026

This was the building that Steve Macarrik office building in the original Hawaii 5-0. I have seen this and it is is okay maybe four stars.

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Planet Tyler · October 21, 2026

I love how James is a grammar and spelling Nazi. We have a world of information at our fingertips and still people can't write a decent sentence.

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Michelle Areyzaga · October 20, 2026

Corey Feldman performing onstage is probably the saddest/funniest shit I have ever seen.

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Meredith · October 20, 2026

If there's one thing the show has taught me haunted house owners are not stable

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Crowded Crow · October 22, 2026

WORD!

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Kyle P · October 20, 2026

😂🤣 I read the best comment on a huge run on post the other day. “ you need to take a pregnancy test cuz that’s a lot of missed periods “

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Runa Fox · October 19, 2026

There’s an old episode of Celebrity Wife Swap featuring Corey Feldman and his ‘angels’ that is an incredibly awkward and slightly disturbing watch if you can find it floating around on the internet. Completely changed how I view him.

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Chelsea Murder · October 19, 2026

"The whole point of Monkey Doos!"

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Anine C · October 19, 2026

Enthusiastically nodding my head when James explains that customers don't care how hard it is to run your business. Nobody wants to hear the story! Except when it's in a comedy podcast. Then I'm all ears. Can't wait for next Monday.

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James Mitchell · October 19, 2026

If you guys want to see some crazy shit about Corey Feldman. Go to YT & check out JimandThem! 🤣

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Zachary Leatherwood · October 19, 2026

What’s Up Turkeys? 🦃You guys should do reviews on the junk the pedophile of the United States sells on his groc run website;) LOVE THE CONTENT!!!!! (It might be too hard to stomach)

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Crowded Crow · October 22, 2026

I possess no knowledge of this trash pedophile to whom you refer, but I gotta swoop in 🐦‍⬛and reaffirm what a delight you are... Always enjoy reading your comments. ❤️

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Kathryn Carlson · October 19, 2026

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Chevy · October 19, 2026

The moment James said " Lolani" I said to my son, "oh no, not the Lolani again. I swear I commented that it's an I" and then he said "Aye-olani" better, but remember, Hawaiian language is all short vowels. It's a beautiful building, filled with original koa wood furniture, handmade artifacts and handsewn quilts. It will be very boring to a child, I know because we went for school. All the reviews cracked me. Customer service in Hawaii is just like everywhere else, some good, some bad. Homelessness is a huge problem. And Japanese is everywhere here, the way Spanish is everywhere in Arizona

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Lindsay Ruiz · October 19, 2026

Woah. Talk about Corey Feldman and then one of the reviews was a Corey! I’m stoned and thought that’s weird. lol. Sorry.

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Crowded Crow · October 22, 2026

That's hilarious!

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Erika Fultz · October 19, 2026

My local Costco makes my phone almost useless unless I'm within 12' of the front door... One of the trader Joe's I used to shop at is in a triangular dead zone, which was super fun when I was trying to shop for clients. I had to go to Michaels next door and borrow their wifi to get screenshots of my shopping list.

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Crowded Crow · October 19, 2026

Morning, Turkeys! My favorite show of the week is here!

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rebecca Deardorff · October 19, 2026

It just makes Monday better Easier More joyful in general