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October 12, 2026

Scare Park Confrontations, Redneck Bar Complaints, Just Pee Anywhere

More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a haunted "scream park", where people claim that the scariest thing about it is when an actor spits on you. A well known "redneck bar", where the smoke is thick, and the liquor doesn't always flow with the beer. A local park in Utah, where people tend to find their own bathroom spots, and needles cover the ground like snowfall & much more!!

Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section!

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Comments (35)

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Cassandra Schrow · October 27, 2026

I like how the Utah park with the AA meetings meet up every day except on Thirsty Thursdays

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Kelli Landon · October 27, 2026

Talking about apostrophes in grammar, our union president at work had a shirt where the back said "Thank's" and his name! I was the one who brought it up as an error!

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Jillian Adriana · October 21, 2026

Will you guys be doing more personal items of the week? Last night my boyfriend and I listened to only those parts of the first few podcasts. Got a good ab workout from laughing so hard. We would love to see you bring that back to the show!

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Dana McCall · October 20, 2026

Stop the pissworms!!

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Zachary Leatherwood · October 19, 2026

Reading the comments while listening to the fellas, while tripping off magic mushrooms, brings the world in to a comfortably scary place:)

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Zachary Leatherwood · October 19, 2026

You’ve got the 363rd Like Here!!! I Love 💕 palindromes!:)

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Benjamin Fleming · October 17, 2026

Rally's does indeed have amazing fries. It's our favorite place to go when we are in town.

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Grace Luterek · October 17, 2026

There are Checkers in Buffalo, NY. They're okay, nothing to write home about.

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Eveline · October 14, 2026

Didn’t know that about AA🧐

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Courtney Murphy · October 16, 2026

What he said isn’t accurate. It’s his opinion and completely fine. But it’s not an accurate description at all. Sit in on an open meeting and you could see yourself!

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Alicia C · October 13, 2026

I lived in Kentucky for a short stint in life (for a job)..my last name is Italian, my dad is from Sicilian ancestry. Someone I worked with, who grew up in the area, asked me if I was Jewish after reading my last name.

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70Boss302 · October 13, 2026

I don't get equating homelessness with crime. Just because someone is homeless doesn't automatically make them dangerous. They usually don't want to be messed with and don't want to mess with you.

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Jennifer McIntosh · October 15, 2026

And arresting someone who is homeless isn’t going to help stop the homelessness when they lose their job due to being in jail and/or the fines they have to pay for being arrested!

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Vanessa Simpson · October 13, 2026

Jimmie, never before has a comment said by made me wretch until you said chunky piss 🤮! Lol bleck

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Caroline Thomas · October 13, 2026

I’m thinking that the person who complained about “not being told about no beer” means that the bartender didn’t give them a list of beers to choose from and just handed them a beer. I’m a Mississippian, and that’s my best translation.

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Margaret Ferrier · October 13, 2026

A reason to be somewhere

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Judy Cronje · October 13, 2026

Mad Max was a road warrior, that's the origin of that phrase... trucker my a$$!!

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Jordan Roark · October 13, 2026

Can confirm we truckers don't call ourselves road warriors.

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Daniel Sandomenico · October 12, 2026

“JIMMIES EMMY’S and OSCAR’S EMPORIUM” 🪧

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Carolee Stevens · October 12, 2026

Okay I hollered about the chunky piss worms. 😖😂

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Alfonso Hughes · October 12, 2026

I thought it was Olaf?

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Erika Fultz · October 12, 2026

I love love love their drunk impressions!! 😂😂 "Look at Life Three Sixxxtyyyyyyy!"

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Hot Dog Racing YouTube · October 12, 2026

“Gotta watch out for piss worms” should be a new merch line 😭

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Lizzy J · October 12, 2026

I had to laugh when they were talking about how people have “tic phrases” or “crutch phrases” that they don’t notice. Someone tell James about “it’s interesting.” 😂😂❤️❤️ Love you guys.

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Snarky Moomin · October 12, 2026

Or 'We'll talk about it'. Or my personal favourite 'That being said' 😆

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Dr Phil Goode 👹🌲🔥 · October 12, 2026

LMAO, I had the same convo w my bro about NA. I said na I'm Atheist, he said you don't have to believe in God, just a higher power. I said Stupid what's a higher power that's not god, it's useless to even argue it. I said if it helps keep doing it. There was a weird thing that happened around 2021, where grocery stores started serving beer and wine, I think cuz most bars were closed. I'll bet there were some drunk assholes who put that to an end. Dealing with drunk ppl at the grocery store could be a nightmare.

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Susan Sobocinski · October 12, 2026

Silence of the Lambs did win an Academy Award for

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ya boi · October 12, 2026

And the Exorcist was nominated! 😅

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Amanda Dykema · October 12, 2026

What happened to the personal item of the week?

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Crowded Crow · October 12, 2026

James explained awhile back there aren't enough with funny reviews to sustain weekly personal items, so he'll include one every now and then rather than every week.

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Larissa Gilmore · October 12, 2026

You had to go to Ogden 😭 and most AA is in non denomination churches not LDS churches.

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Eveline · October 14, 2026

At first I read LSD

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Bob Dobs · October 12, 2026

"Stage Soldier". Well done, Jimmie.

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Tony Legg · October 12, 2026

Merch idea, shirt with ‘Questionable Adult Center’ on the front and ‘Resident’ on the back. lol

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Zachary Leatherwood · October 19, 2026

I’m all in when The Fellas come out with this Banger of a Hoodie/Shirt!!!👌🏾🤟🏾💪🏾