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September 28, 2026

Shakedown Buffet, Totally Garbage Service, The Thief You know

More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for tourist trap buffet, where the price seems like a bargain, but the food isn't what it should be, and water costs as much as it does at the airport. A garbage collection company that leaves people yelling at trucks, that are driving away from them, while wallowing in garbage. A parking lot with a VERY specific thief, running around & much more!!

Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section!

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Comments (58)

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Michael Griffith · October 25, 2026

Constant

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Mary · October 20, 2026

And the dishwasher didn’t show up

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Mary · October 20, 2026

Y’all should be nice to your waitresses if they’re having a hard day, they might be menstruating but STILL have to do as good of a job. I’m talking debilitating pain as well as easy tears.

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Becca Thomas · October 6, 2026

"Golf clap?" "Golf clap." Iykyk.

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Jim Dolen · October 3, 2026

Somehow I believe that huffing thinner in a trailer in North Carolina should be exempt for religious reasons similar to a Native American doing peyote in a sweat lodge!

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Not a scientist · October 1, 2026

Its interesting listening to the guys talk about tips. Tipping culture is not really a thing where I'm from. Makes no sense to me that you would tip when the service is bad.

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Stephanie Hale · October 1, 2026

We charge $5+tax at the venue where I work 😀

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Robin · October 1, 2026

My husband just got back from NYC and was shocked that the Walgreens he stopped in had everything locked up. This was in a “nice” area!

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Cindi Baker · September 30, 2026

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Chevy · September 30, 2026

I work at Safeway and new hires will wonder at the effort I put into showing a customer where something is, I tell them: 1. I was hired when "let me show you" was still policy 2. I want to know specifics so the next person who asks will get verbal directions 3. The customer has claimed they looked there already and I'm ready to prove them wrong 4. I've got five minutes to kill

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Michael Hinchley · September 30, 2026

You know maggots are used in human wounds to eat dead skin & bacteria (infection) ? https://vetmed.illinois.edu/pet-health-columns/medical-maggots/

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Gail 10-A · September 30, 2026

Great show guys! Maybe it’s the gummy but I laughed so hard I peed my pants. Not proud of that, but these things happen

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Rebecca Flowers · September 30, 2026

I know where that car park in Bermuda is. 🤣

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Duke of New York · September 29, 2026

The mayor is involved because trash collection is a municipal function and it’s subcontracted to private collection firms

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Grace Luterek · September 29, 2026

I won't eat at a buffet because people are gross & do gross things. 🤢

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Kat Irving · September 29, 2026

I once got fired from a Walgreens when I didn't even work there. I got sent by my boss when I was at my actual job to get allergy medicine. Im in my uniform(which always makes people think I work in the place im in even when the name of the company is on the shirt). A guy points to the meds and asks where I got that from. I told him. An older lady comes up and asks me something else and I said idk I dont work here. She looses her mind and starts yelling at me that I do to the point that a manager comes over. She wants me fired for not helping The man looks at me and laughs and says you're fired. We had a good laugh about it when he rang my stuff up.

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Erika Fultz · September 29, 2026

As a lifelong Erika, I can attest we absolutely can be terrors! 😂😂

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Erika Fultz · September 29, 2026

And I previously worked at a Walgreens, just in the pharmacy. 😆

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Rick Jacobson · September 29, 2026

The Walgreens near me you have full isles of locked items. You push a button for service and hopefully they have a key...

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Chris Bedard · September 29, 2026

I work in trash. If a bin lid is even lightly cracked, call them. They are required to keep them in working order. Drivers don't care, call the office. Part of my job is digging through trash, including maggots and yes they're out in 100°.

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ENKC · September 29, 2026

Locking up stuff in "high crime areas" has generally been proven to be bullshit and hurt the bottom line more often than not. People dont want to wait for anything to be unlocked so it drops sales. Most of the time that ends up far enough that they can close the store due to "poor sales" in the area and not the actual reason, we dont want our Safeway or whatever in a shitty neighborhood or a predominantly black neighborhood.

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Katie Cronin · September 29, 2026

I love the story of you guys at the restaurant, and can actually see Jimmy reaching over to the waiter and grabbing at his hands to see how much James tipped so he, too, could be a "man of substance!" 🤣 Also, I live about 2.5 hours from Niagara Falls (I'm Canadian). A LOT of the restaurants there near Clifton Hill (the tourist area) are way overpriced, and pretty poor quality. Plus, a lot of the stuff around the area has become pretty run down. They know they can get away with being subpar since they'll always get more tourists. I've never been to this place, and while I'm almost tempted just because it's been on your show, I know to continue to stay away!

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Lori Simmonds · September 29, 2026

We only tip in Australia 🦘 if the service was excellent.. most people don't. We were lucky that we have travelled.

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Jaime Robinson · September 28, 2026

Anybody following Mullet Review and listening to muscles and dying laughing??? 😂 they did a buffet review at the perfect time. Maybe mullet review should try this place!!

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Sydni Galliher · October 7, 2026

I thought of him too!

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Ginger Thomas · September 28, 2026

Blaise is a French name.

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Ginger Thomas · September 28, 2026

Buffet Mussels 🤢

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Keri Camp · September 28, 2026

0 p n0 p np j

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Laura · September 28, 2026

I’m so used to Nova Scotia prices that 4 dollar water didn’t phase me at all 😭

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Nurse Ratchet · September 28, 2026

Fun fact....urine is sterile😁. There are a lot worse things soaking into our ground. Can't imagine what kind of toxic substances that gel is made of

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ENKC · September 29, 2026

Fun fact, urine is sterile when it immediately leaves your body. After that it is absolutely *not* sterile and only gets worse quickly.

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Sussudio · September 28, 2026

Roy?

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Cara (Care-uh) · September 28, 2026

Omg I've only asked one employee where something was at Safeway, he said "I'll help you find it," and I tried to tell him that I could just go to the aisle, but he just said "that's okay," and brought me all the way there - I thought it was super weird, but maybe he was just really helpful. I had no idea that was a RULE 😂

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Dannon Morsette · September 28, 2026

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Tony Legg · September 28, 2026

Best episode of Yso ever!! If I could rate it 5 stars I would!

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Amy Sousa · September 28, 2026

The person who dumped their trash on the highway is next level. And has clearly fucking had it lol

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Jocelyn · September 28, 2026

I tip and I hate it. It doesn't make me feel good. I would rather these guys make a living wage and the price be built into their food and drink price and I not tip like every other place besides north america.

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Stephanie Burt · September 28, 2026

I just have 1 more comment, regarding mussels, I am from newfoundland,Canada, our cuisine is different , and mussels, that is a nope, 100 % nope, anyone else think they look like vaginas?

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Stephanie Burt · September 28, 2026

So funny! We do have regular bacon guys! Hahaha, and ham lolol

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Stephanie Burt · September 28, 2026

Yup 4 bucks for water! Many many places charge 4, and some charge more than 4, so yep, it's crazy!

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Gabrielle Lux · September 28, 2026

One day, I was standing in line at Walgreens and the cashier grabbed a call and this was the conversation I overheard: "Do we have pregnancy tests? Yes ma'am, we do. Do we have tennis balls?? No ma'am, I'm sorry." Like, what was this lady planning? 💀

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Jebediah Marquis Wu · September 28, 2026

My favorite show and would listen 24/7 IF I COULD. Also the person not tipping because they had to hand the plates to the server wut!? I stack the plates to try to help…why wouldn’t you just help another human trying to survive?

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Scottmichael Farrey · September 28, 2026

If the reviewer claims the mussels are spicy then they probably ate them right after eating Indian food, and if that happened they most likely got food poisoning fever dreams where one of their closest friends appeared as a fish and admitted that he’s been snitching to the feds.

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Sean Stafford · September 28, 2026

Electrician here. Used the piss bags when working in Bucket trucks. Many times you’d have the full bag in the bucket with you and you would step on it and rupture it leaving a yellow jelly everywhere.

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Michael Baumunk · September 28, 2026

Lol 'yellow jelly' is such a bummer

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concentrated evil · September 28, 2026

GET PAVED!!!

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Natalie Bland · September 28, 2026

Wait how do you light your garbage can on fire?? Like did someone throw in a cigarette or joint that wasn’t fully extinguished?

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Erika Fultz · September 29, 2026

I know certain liquids like paint thinner have to dry completely before being tossed or they can spontaneously combust. Perhaps James was doing some furniture refinishing?

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Balanced Mind & Body Co. LLC · September 28, 2026

I’m from Arizona and you’re on point with the windshield wipers! 🤣

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Lizzy J · September 28, 2026

Haha yes! I’m in San Diego, and we still have that problem. I was dying.

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Kellie Gillespie · September 28, 2026

The maggots are sooo gross🤮 i hate when that happens.

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Jocelyn · September 28, 2026

I was confused like they are on top of the garbage not in the garbage can?

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Jessica Schafer · September 28, 2026

A lady in the neighborhood keeps calling the cops here cause someone left a few beer cans in her yard by the road. She posted it on Facebook and people were suggesting getting them DNA tested so she can have them arrested. Im sorry, WHAT. hahahaha

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Margaret Ferrier · September 28, 2026

Our paths and roads are crumbling because we get a lot of rain. 🫣

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Crowded Crow · September 28, 2026

Am I alone in thinking reviews of Private Investigators sounds promising? Or people reviewing some kind of new age seminar or Elvis impersonator convention...

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Crowded Crow · September 28, 2026

Damn straight! (tips hat, tap dances, whip-twirls around, and bows) A fine morning, indeed. 🎩🦯🦃

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Machavelli & Cheese · September 28, 2026

Heeeey yo! t's amazing!!

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The socialworker and the bat · September 28, 2026

Good morning turkeys!