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September 7, 2026

Majestic Beauty Crybabies, Egg McStabbing, Pool Surface Problems

More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a majestic national park that some people can't seem to enjoy, with complaints ranging from "not enough bears", all the way to "there are too many bears". A water park, where the pools seem to have a familar problem with sufaces coming off, not to mention, adults blasting kids off of slides. We finish the reviews for the world famous Murder McDonald's, where a side of terror comes with every meal & much more!!

Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section!

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Comments (32)

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Dana McCall · October 18, 2026

Brevard NC- Jett’s pizza: 5 toppings, thin crust-$35

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Shawn · September 18, 2026

If you guys think $30 for a pizza is insane, you should check out TMNT pizza in Santa Monica, CA. Pies are $60

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Dana McCall · September 17, 2026

If McDonald’s is that worried about being robbed, maybe it should be closed! It’s not a boarder crossing. Not a REQUIRED facility!

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Joshua L Roderick · September 11, 2026

Dude murder mcds is the best ever !! There will be poop!

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Joshua L Roderick · September 10, 2026

Yaaayyyy arms are in the sky !! Murder McDonald’s is on and popping in this mfer is off the chain!!

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Hazel Tifiaeh · September 10, 2026

People used to go to fast food places cause they were cheap.

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Lesley Harper · September 9, 2026

I am going to have to disagree with James on the cleanliness of Japan, the streets of Shinjuku were incredibly filthy, there are no public trash cans, so everything is on the street and in the gutter. Other parts of Japan may be clean, but definitely not parts of Tokyo.

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Brian Rainaldi · September 9, 2026

Was that pizza place by Vassar hospital? And a square pie. I've been their and they can keep there bullshit pizza

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Elizabeth A Calise · September 9, 2026

I was watching a series on Nat’l parks and they covered the Big Horn Sheep. At the start of rutting season the males gather and test each other…by kicking each other in the balls. They show the male sheep, and their legs look spindly in comparison to their size, going behind other males and whacking at their ball sack like a piñata. 😳 I’m a woman and it hurt to see. 😢🤣

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Liam Ruff · September 9, 2026

1 star for a Kintla Lake hike is asinine 😭

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Nick Farrar · September 9, 2026

James is not wrong. Don't know why it was so funny to me that Jimmy was like "really?" when James said that Japan is clean. Whole different world over there. We are filthy.

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teagan reynolds · September 8, 2026

i grew up around the park and it used to be way easier for locals to get into the park — but that all changed with 2020/covid because everyone wanted to ‘quarantine in montana’ plus all the yellowstone tv show fans at the same time. bear spray has always been expensive. gnp tourists are easily the worst people i’ve met (besides knicks fans of course). i used to work in whitefish during the summer and we had people genuinely think bear spray worked like bug spray… i wish i was joking

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Jocelyn · September 8, 2026

The waterpark employee deserved to be yelled at. You called off work then showed up as a client? That looks terrible.

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biggidy2555 · September 8, 2026

Better go enjoy national parks before Dookie Donnie turns them into data centers, and private real estate 👌👌👌👌

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Jon · September 8, 2026

So did James live on 7th Ave or 9th Ave? He says both.

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SHUT UP AND GIVE ME BONUS! · September 8, 2026

The funny thing is: he did live on both.

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Chelsey Hartman · September 8, 2026

10 billion/10 - found a “don’t feed the bears” loophole

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OMAR GOBBY · September 8, 2026

Glacier is a beautiful park #3 on my list 1. Yosemite 2. Denali 3. Glacier

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OMAR GOBBY · September 8, 2026

Heated pools in Florida are a thing

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Jae Melton · September 8, 2026

Thank you for the food cost rant lol

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Jeff Stanton II · September 8, 2026

The going to the sun road can start getting snow in August let alone during the winter months, just like how beartooth pass is already closed for snow

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teagan reynolds · September 8, 2026

literally like they’re lucky if it opens in june… it’s not like it’s a conspiracy to hide the fact that GTSR is snowed out haha

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John & Jimmi · September 7, 2026

“You’re raising your kids to be Faberge Douchebags” 🤣

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Carey Turner · September 7, 2026

As soon as I heard Big Sky I yelled and raised my arms! Finally MONTANA! Glacier and Yellowstone are phenomenal 👏🏻👏🏻

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Bean · September 7, 2026

I have been to 30 countries and a ton of national parks, glacier is top 3 most beautiful places I have seen!

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Stephanie Burt · September 7, 2026

Jimmie should do the voice for the cartoon scubby do! Hahahahah.

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ALL Panic…NO Disco 🪩 · September 7, 2026

James - you are my spirit animal. I love it when you go on a rant!! And when you belly laugh!! Makes my day!!

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Daniel Sandomenico · September 7, 2026

“Same goes with the accessibility of bear 🐻 spray” …. i’ll take, “Sentences I never thought I’d hear”, for $500 please, Alex

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Bob Dobs · September 7, 2026

This was a pleasant surprise

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Erika Fultz · September 7, 2026

I never go to McDonald's unless it's for ice water or the bathroom. BK is my ff of choice and I use the app to save a few bucks. I also like taco bell because they have Pepsi in the fountain.

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Karry Sypek · September 7, 2026

I wonder when Cum Com is cumming to my hometown 🤣🍆🕳️👀

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Cali Girl · September 12, 2026

😭😭😭😭😭🤣