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August 31, 2026

The Murder McDonald's, Yogi Bear Status, Hot Cheeto Robbery

More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a McDonald's location, that happens to be world famous for its nickname "The Murder McDonald's". A campground, which seems to be more of a trailer park, and has even lost the coveted "Yogi Bear Status" that made it desireable. A liquor store, where the gangsters side eye your arrival, and the store may charge you based on more of a vibe, than set pricing & much more!!

Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section!

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Comments (49)

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Mary · October 13, 2026

I think a better word or at least useful word for homeless would be unsheltered.

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Mary · October 13, 2026

Bottle kids

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Hilary G · September 18, 2026

The liquor store reviews are hilarious. "He gave my kid a cracker" really got me 🤣. You guys glazed over the fact that the lady who said she got fraudulent charges from the store while at work gave them 5 stars!!!!???!!

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Jessica Kuta · September 15, 2026

So I had to take my mom to Kansas & 38 special per her request. Honestly 38 Special was better than Kansas😂. At least she paid for the tickets and my drinks! My sister has to go to Jefferson Starship with her so I got lucky.

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Justin Simmons · September 11, 2026

Not to be that guy, but the term "crab" is slang for Crips and "slob" means Blood. I get the confusion. I lived all-over lake county indiana and Chicago suburbs as a kid, so I knew of the Midwest gangs. But I only know California gang terminology from listening to 90s west coast rap as a kid. 😂

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Elle Mettler · September 5, 2026

I have to say this was the funniest episode yet..nothing like laughing Outside on my deck..LMAO

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Kim Malone · September 5, 2026

I looked up Slide Rock and it looks so pretty in the pictures and has a 4.7 rating. Where is all the poop coming from

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Endellion · September 4, 2026

You can definitely buy wine in Hannaford in NYS

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Caroline Thomas · September 3, 2026

Mississippi has a Jellystone Park in Pelahatchie. https://www.jellystonems.com/

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Laura Deforge · September 2, 2026

Please say pic-i-nic basket every episode. 😆

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Rossie and Lowell Huston · September 1, 2026

Lmao we have Yogi Bear/Jellystone Campgrounds in Wisconsin! I'm screaming at you both🤣🤣🤣

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SilverHairedMiddleAgedTuxedoMask · September 1, 2026

When you say Murder McDonald's I thought it meant the one in San Diego where a guy who just lost his job murdered 22 people and was part of the inspiration for Falling Down.

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Elana · September 1, 2026

Wtf - 38 Special are incredible!

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Rocky Reynolds · September 1, 2026

Officer Rocky. I like the sound of that.

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M.M.E · September 1, 2026

We have a murder Walmart, and also I made the mistake of humoring my mom by going to see 38 Special. It turns out I only know the one song and it was not worth it, even my mom had to concede. Exile was there too and THAT was a good time. (Unlike James I love live music, unless it's 38 Special.) I realize that has nothing to do with anything and yet I'm going to hit the arrow anyway

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Tiara Walker · September 1, 2026

Wait you can’t buy liquor in grocery stores in other states??? WA has an absolutely insane liquor tax but at least we can get it at Safeway 💀

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ginger juniper · September 3, 2026

I grew up in PA, beer only at a beer distributor, wine and liquor at state run stores. I'm sure there's a real reason, but I've always speculated that it was because Pennsylvania is all mountains, hills, and turns. Basically, a dangerous place to drive impaired. I've never looked it up though. I don't think it had anything to do with religious beliefs or something like that, though.

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Lauren kannemeyer · August 31, 2026

I really miss the personal item of the week. That was my favourite part of every show.

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Michael Hinchley · August 31, 2026

Indiana Dunes is on Lake, Michigan, basically whole lakeshore in Indiana with many beaches. Port of Indiana is in Portage. It is 30 min from Chicago. West Beach is GARY. Bad choice. Go much further east.

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Chris B · August 31, 2026

There is a Jellystone in my town. https://www.campjellystone.com/ohio/jellystone-park-cincinnati?utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=gbp_listing

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Michael Hinchley · August 31, 2026

I grew up in Portage, Indiana area. That area of former Yogi Bear park, is NOT a nice area. Very low rent trailers & people. When in my early 20's, used to drop a girl off in one of those parks after bar closed. She dated a want to be magician. Always trying to do magic tricks that failed. She broke up with him & then he stalked her & I had to intervene & say something. Well then his biggest magic failure of all. He put his neck in a noose in a stairwell & did not make it out. Not too surprising. Another trick he couldn't pull off. That was 30 years ago, when still Yogi Bear. That area has only gotten worse

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Justin Simmons · September 10, 2026

Concur, its pretty trashy

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Robin · August 31, 2026

Jelly Stone outside Colorado Springs, CO is my son/DIL/4 kid family FAVORITE place. They go every year and LOVE IT

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Aaron Julius · August 31, 2026

Mall Cop is the movie I think

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Amanda Bauerschmidt · August 31, 2026

I have been to the jellystone (yogi bear) in grayling, Michigan a few times. They take it pretty serious, as in its clean and have lots of little things and themed weekends. It’s good for if you have children

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Daniel Barbier · August 31, 2026

My family and I went to the Murder McDonald’s when we went to NYC in 2021.

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Renata · August 31, 2026

Who has grown up in American and traveled and never saw a yogi bear camp ground?!?!?!

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Indra Purins · August 31, 2026

I saw them all the time!

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Anine C · August 31, 2026

Re: City Public Transit No-No On my first visit to the city in 1979 my city savvy friend warned me NOT TO TALK TO ANYONE ON THE TRAIN! But I answered a guy's question about something outside, which got a nasty glare from my friend and it ended with him making loud plane noises and gestures and pooping his pants. We had to get off before our stop and walk 10 blocks.

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OMAR GOBBY · August 31, 2026

I like 38 Special...

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Cheryl · August 31, 2026

Jimmie... I lived a mile from I40 for 11 years and I concur...it is very relaxing. The only time it wasn't was when 2 semis hit head-on one night! That is a sound I never want to hear again!😬

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OMAR GOBBY · August 31, 2026

Re: Thyrone When my aunt was delivering her baby, her roommate in OB (this was 1969, no private birthing suites) heard the word Placenta and thought it sounded great and named her baby that

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Indra Purins · August 31, 2026

Omfg, rofl

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Danielle Carter · August 31, 2026

I worked in an NJ liquor store part-time (I was a 2nd grade teacher full-time), and you wouldn't BELIEVE what happens in liquor stores! It was crazier than elementary school. Always a story.

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rebecca Deardorff · August 31, 2026

Thank sweet baby Jesus! I needed this💕

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Eveline · August 31, 2026

Years ago, my then-15-year-old and I walked about 15 minutes to from our hotel to Penn Station (being European and stupid) with our luggage to catch the train to Washington. We were gor reallly scared! At one point, he looked at me and said, “We shouldn’t have done that.” 🫣😂 Lesson learned: always check reviews of the places you’re considering before you go.

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Deanna · August 31, 2026

First day back to work after emergency surgery and this is exactly what I needed. SCORE!

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Indra Purins · August 31, 2026

Born & raised in Pittsburgh, PA, we had to go to the liquor store for wine & booze. Want beer? Go to the beer distributor. Spent every summer in Michigan - Meijers (like a Walmart) has it ALL! 2-3 entire aisles of beer, liquor, wine. Bigger stores will, as well. Now I live in Kansas - where you could only buy 3.2% beer in the grocery stores. We had to lobby to get regular beer in the stores. You still have to go to the liquor stores to get your full supply of alcohol.

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ginger juniper · September 3, 2026

I was born and raised near the Mon Valley in PA, and moved to Texas when I was 19. No one understood why I was so excited on my 21st to go buy a beer at the 7 eleven lol. Now I live in western NY and I'm frustrated I can only get beer at the grocery store.

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Jenn Frisch · August 31, 2026

I'm said this but NP is nature preserve

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Indra Purins · August 31, 2026

National Park?

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Natalie Meyer · August 31, 2026

Ummmm what is a comedian but a dude with a schtick who tells the same jokes to different people? 🤔😂😂

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Sherri Kappas · August 31, 2026

Jellystone campgrounds are a chain of campgrounds. One is near me

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Becky Zajicek · August 31, 2026

Im from portage have never been there and would never go lmao 🤣

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Eric · August 31, 2026

Indiana Dunes are only about 45 minutes from Chicago and 20 minutes from Michigan and right on Lake Michigan. Nothing like the rest of Indiana that you are picturing in your head

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Indra Purins · August 31, 2026

My camp used to have a trip to IN & Warren Dunes every summer! People don't realize IN has beaches!

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Wicakasota · August 31, 2026

You guys stole idiots of the internet from Dan Cummins lol

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Mike McClure · August 31, 2026

Hmmm...I think you just proved the point of this show. Smh

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Bob Dobs · August 31, 2026

Gobble Gobble.