The Murder McDonald's, Yogi Bear Status, Hot Cheeto Robbery
More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a McDonald's location, that happens to be world famous for its nickname "The Murder McDonald's". A campground, which seems to be more of a trailer park, and has even lost the coveted "Yogi Bear Status" that made it desireable. A liquor store, where the gangsters side eye your arrival, and the store may charge you based on more of a vibe, than set pricing & much more!!
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Comments (49)
I think a better word or at least useful word for homeless would be unsheltered.
Bottle kids
The liquor store reviews are hilarious. "He gave my kid a cracker" really got me 🤣. You guys glazed over the fact that the lady who said she got fraudulent charges from the store while at work gave them 5 stars!!!!???!!
So I had to take my mom to Kansas & 38 special per her request. Honestly 38 Special was better than Kansas😂. At least she paid for the tickets and my drinks! My sister has to go to Jefferson Starship with her so I got lucky.
Not to be that guy, but the term "crab" is slang for Crips and "slob" means Blood. I get the confusion. I lived all-over lake county indiana and Chicago suburbs as a kid, so I knew of the Midwest gangs. But I only know California gang terminology from listening to 90s west coast rap as a kid. 😂
I have to say this was the funniest episode yet..nothing like laughing Outside on my deck..LMAO
I looked up Slide Rock and it looks so pretty in the pictures and has a 4.7 rating. Where is all the poop coming from
You can definitely buy wine in Hannaford in NYS
Mississippi has a Jellystone Park in Pelahatchie. https://www.jellystonems.com/
Please say pic-i-nic basket every episode. 😆
Lmao we have Yogi Bear/Jellystone Campgrounds in Wisconsin! I'm screaming at you both🤣🤣🤣
When you say Murder McDonald's I thought it meant the one in San Diego where a guy who just lost his job murdered 22 people and was part of the inspiration for Falling Down.
Wtf - 38 Special are incredible!
Officer Rocky. I like the sound of that.
We have a murder Walmart, and also I made the mistake of humoring my mom by going to see 38 Special. It turns out I only know the one song and it was not worth it, even my mom had to concede. Exile was there too and THAT was a good time. (Unlike James I love live music, unless it's 38 Special.) I realize that has nothing to do with anything and yet I'm going to hit the arrow anyway
Wait you can’t buy liquor in grocery stores in other states??? WA has an absolutely insane liquor tax but at least we can get it at Safeway 💀
I grew up in PA, beer only at a beer distributor, wine and liquor at state run stores. I'm sure there's a real reason, but I've always speculated that it was because Pennsylvania is all mountains, hills, and turns. Basically, a dangerous place to drive impaired. I've never looked it up though. I don't think it had anything to do with religious beliefs or something like that, though.
I really miss the personal item of the week. That was my favourite part of every show.
Indiana Dunes is on Lake, Michigan, basically whole lakeshore in Indiana with many beaches. Port of Indiana is in Portage. It is 30 min from Chicago. West Beach is GARY. Bad choice. Go much further east.
There is a Jellystone in my town. https://www.campjellystone.com/ohio/jellystone-park-cincinnati?utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=gbp_listing
I grew up in Portage, Indiana area. That area of former Yogi Bear park, is NOT a nice area. Very low rent trailers & people. When in my early 20's, used to drop a girl off in one of those parks after bar closed. She dated a want to be magician. Always trying to do magic tricks that failed. She broke up with him & then he stalked her & I had to intervene & say something. Well then his biggest magic failure of all. He put his neck in a noose in a stairwell & did not make it out. Not too surprising. Another trick he couldn't pull off. That was 30 years ago, when still Yogi Bear. That area has only gotten worse
Concur, its pretty trashy
Jelly Stone outside Colorado Springs, CO is my son/DIL/4 kid family FAVORITE place. They go every year and LOVE IT
Mall Cop is the movie I think
I have been to the jellystone (yogi bear) in grayling, Michigan a few times. They take it pretty serious, as in its clean and have lots of little things and themed weekends. It’s good for if you have children
My family and I went to the Murder McDonald’s when we went to NYC in 2021.
Who has grown up in American and traveled and never saw a yogi bear camp ground?!?!?!
I saw them all the time!
Re: City Public Transit No-No On my first visit to the city in 1979 my city savvy friend warned me NOT TO TALK TO ANYONE ON THE TRAIN! But I answered a guy's question about something outside, which got a nasty glare from my friend and it ended with him making loud plane noises and gestures and pooping his pants. We had to get off before our stop and walk 10 blocks.
I like 38 Special...
Jimmie... I lived a mile from I40 for 11 years and I concur...it is very relaxing. The only time it wasn't was when 2 semis hit head-on one night! That is a sound I never want to hear again!😬
Re: Thyrone When my aunt was delivering her baby, her roommate in OB (this was 1969, no private birthing suites) heard the word Placenta and thought it sounded great and named her baby that
Omfg, rofl
I worked in an NJ liquor store part-time (I was a 2nd grade teacher full-time), and you wouldn't BELIEVE what happens in liquor stores! It was crazier than elementary school. Always a story.
Thank sweet baby Jesus! I needed this💕
Years ago, my then-15-year-old and I walked about 15 minutes to from our hotel to Penn Station (being European and stupid) with our luggage to catch the train to Washington. We were gor reallly scared! At one point, he looked at me and said, “We shouldn’t have done that.” 🫣😂 Lesson learned: always check reviews of the places you’re considering before you go.
First day back to work after emergency surgery and this is exactly what I needed. SCORE!
Born & raised in Pittsburgh, PA, we had to go to the liquor store for wine & booze. Want beer? Go to the beer distributor. Spent every summer in Michigan - Meijers (like a Walmart) has it ALL! 2-3 entire aisles of beer, liquor, wine. Bigger stores will, as well. Now I live in Kansas - where you could only buy 3.2% beer in the grocery stores. We had to lobby to get regular beer in the stores. You still have to go to the liquor stores to get your full supply of alcohol.
I was born and raised near the Mon Valley in PA, and moved to Texas when I was 19. No one understood why I was so excited on my 21st to go buy a beer at the 7 eleven lol. Now I live in western NY and I'm frustrated I can only get beer at the grocery store.
I'm said this but NP is nature preserve
National Park?
Ummmm what is a comedian but a dude with a schtick who tells the same jokes to different people? 🤔😂😂
Jellystone campgrounds are a chain of campgrounds. One is near me
Im from portage have never been there and would never go lmao 🤣
Indiana Dunes are only about 45 minutes from Chicago and 20 minutes from Michigan and right on Lake Michigan. Nothing like the rest of Indiana that you are picturing in your head
My camp used to have a trip to IN & Warren Dunes every summer! People don't realize IN has beaches!
You guys stole idiots of the internet from Dan Cummins lol
Hmmm...I think you just proved the point of this show. Smh
Gobble Gobble.
