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August 17, 2026

Undercover Fast Food Spy, Foreign Toilet Sign Outrage, Backwards Cap & A Bob

More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a Hardee's fast food restaurant, with "crunchy" floors, and weed smoking employees. An art gallery in New Zealand, where they will actually wrestle the balloon from a 3 year old's grip. An store in upstate New York, that is an area staple, but seems to be falling short, with an employee that you may consider an "opp" & much more!!

Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section!

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Comments (51)

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Lucas Scholtz · September 22, 2026

Sooo, what are y’all doing these days🤣🤣🤣

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Toyah Ward · September 21, 2026

I love how you take the piss out of how Americans are 😂 I'm from the UK and it's kind of how we see some...not all Americans 😂😂

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Jeannette Pamaylaon · September 5, 2026

Cnmkll kv C

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Klarissa Cooper · September 2, 2026

Born and raised in CA and ive always said "you guys" and i always thought of the term as gender neutral. My step sister wanted to be born in the south SO badly and would say yall all the time. Drove me up the wall too 😅

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Steph Martin · August 25, 2026

Hairnets are usually only required for people with long hair, if their hair isn't pulled back in a ponytail. I've had hair in my food more than once at different RESTAURANTS, in addition to diners and fast food places, and it's disgusting. It's always a long, black one. Long hair tends to fall out more frequently, or you don't notice short hair.

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Libby Gendall · August 24, 2026

We do have McDonalds in NZ, but everyone calls it Maccas 😁 The reason for the uptight security at the art museum might be because there was a mass shooting by a white supremacist man in Christchurch in 2019 which is a very rare event in NZ and probably scared the shit out of everyone locally and resulted in a lot tougher security protocol afterwards. (the government also banned semi-automatic rifles like those used in the attack, as well as creating a firearms registry.) And yes, we're polite as fuck even when food/service is shit, we can't help it 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Laura Tannehill · August 24, 2026

A lot of restaurants want employees get the hep A vaccine

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Brian Spink · August 22, 2026

I can’t stand the word y’all either James

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Veronika Zhukova · August 21, 2026

This is my favorite episode so far 😁 thank you for having me laugh so hard strangers were giving me " the look" while I'm driving 🤣🤣🙌😍

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Bobby Troxell · August 20, 2026

The kinda throw away line that, if you get the hepatitis vaccine you can eat all the fast food you want, 😂😂😂

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Nunya_bsnss · August 19, 2026

15:00 cursing in conversation is flavor. "It's a good thing"😌 23:18 How'd you know?!

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Casey Guy · August 19, 2026

I was born and raised in Chicago, and I have a southern accent and say y’all in business meetings. 🤣

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Laura Errera · August 19, 2026

This jersey girl appreciated your rant on the boat launch. Very true.

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Laura Errera · August 19, 2026

I almost died re the “ops” discussion absolutely hilarious.

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Cory Dyani · August 19, 2026

I’ve never met someone who didn’t cuss at all that wasn’t insufferable and/or a fucking creep. 🤣

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Tea Grimes · August 18, 2026

Wait, so my grandmother was a pedophile because she didn't swear? Gtfoh

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Elizabeth A Calise · August 18, 2026

This weeks episode makes me think of the quote from Justified (paraphrased) if you go out and you meet someone’s who’s an asshole it one thing. If everyone you meet’s an asshole it’s probably YOU. Actually, that pretty much covers all the episodes. 🤷‍♀️🤣

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Alisha Crockett · August 18, 2026

Okay, hair nets are stupid, yes! But can someone explain why a hat is an equal option to a hair net?

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Majik Tongue · August 18, 2026

As a truck driver.. we spend half our off time mocking drivers that can't back up properly.. We also when younger used to plant our lawn chairs at the launch at lake pleasant and publicly cheer and mock people backing up their boats.. so they should need a license to do so🤣🤣🤣

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KarenRocks444 · August 18, 2026

James and Jimmy, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE do a review on Walmart in Lynn Massachusetts. I work there and I have a good review to read. Also there is a guy in a huge down coat with a kitten on a leash. I haven't read all of them, I'm sure you can find the craziest ones.

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Hazel Tifiaeh · August 18, 2026

One time I went to Arby's (yea I know). I asked for no red sauce as it messes up my stomach. But when I got home they had double the sauce. I even looked at the receipt to make sure it says no sauce and it was on there. I just scraped off as much as I could.

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Jashua M Wilburn · August 18, 2026

I'm 63xyd

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Wasabi Kat · August 18, 2026

Nope. No. Eff off, James. Acting like chocolate sprinkles taste any different from rainbow sprinkles????? Stop gaslighting Jimmy and your audience. Stop. They all taste the saaaawaaaaaaaaameeee

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Brandon Washington · August 18, 2026

I used to live 2 blocks away from that Hardee's it's so bad lol

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Amandanana · August 18, 2026

I was 100% sure of my father's growth as a person recently. He got all the way home and his family style order was wrong, again. He was mad, mad. BUT he only threw 1 box on the counter (the food was fine, the box not) instead of picking up every single thing he brought home, putting it all back in the car, driving back to the spot, taking all of the food out and dumping it at their front door.

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Brigid Schabes · August 17, 2026

not from NY so never heard of Stewarts. they have a menu of seltzers and one flavor is called Vichy, can a NYer tell me what the hell that flavor is and how is it different from plain seltzer?

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Ryan · August 17, 2026

James was on one today. Love it

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Ryan · August 17, 2026

I myself love gas stations so your gas station review part was amazing. I hope shit goes sideways sometimes.

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Stephanie Burt · August 17, 2026

Stewart’s is here too, all the way in Newfoundland! I love it as welll

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Becca Thomas · August 17, 2026

I love it when James goes on a rant lol

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andrew webster · August 17, 2026

Me and all my queer friends say y'all because it's one of the best gender neutral ways to address a group

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ENKC · August 20, 2026

Folks>y'all

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slypslyder · August 17, 2026

My favorite escapism, listen to mostly idiots bitch about inanity.

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chad cowart · August 17, 2026

Hey Y'all

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Kat Irving · August 17, 2026

All the Hardee's around me went out of business. There was one across the street from where I worked and it sucked. It would also catch on fire at once a year Usually when the fair was in town or something else was happening. We used to joke that they were just trying to get out of work

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rebecca Deardorff · August 17, 2026

My friend’s kids think I’m hilarious because I “say a lot of bad words”

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rebecca Deardorff · August 17, 2026

Yayyyyyyyy, should have gotten up at 7 instead of 9:45. Not many things make me feel that way💕

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Rebecca Banks Gilbert · August 17, 2026

Hepatitis A & E are both fecal-oral route. Vowels = bowels.

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Elizabeth A Calise · August 18, 2026

I was told by my doctor pretty much everyone born before the vaccine has Hep. I’m not sure which one. They kinda blamed it on sterilization methods used in medical care (!?!) in the “old” days they didn’t use disposable needles for shots.

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Erika Fultz · August 17, 2026

"snarky and hostile" reminds me of "churlish and insubordinate" from the key and Peele substitute teacher skit!

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M.M.E · August 21, 2026

I for sure want this on a T shirt. I feel like wearing such a shirt would answer a lot of questions, or at least make sure none get asked.

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Erika Fultz · August 17, 2026

I swear like a dirty sailor, but I don't throw swear words in my sentences just because. A few years ago, I met a guy who said "fuckin'" every few words. It ceased to have any meaning after a few minutes and he sounded like an idiot.

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Snarky Moomin · August 17, 2026

Just like the gallery where I work- art snobs, handsy kids, entitled arseholes and the deranged 🙄

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Liz Rutherford · August 17, 2026

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

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Brandon Goldsberry · August 20, 2026

I imagined the dude upside down with his ween nailed in the wall to keep him up🤣🤣🤣

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Just Jamie · August 17, 2026

One of my friends were no longer allowed to be my friend after she got married because (in his words) "She cusses too much"... so yeah they still exist.

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Bob Dobs · August 17, 2026

Thanks again.

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Colin Burke · August 17, 2026

I live in Massachusetts about 2 and a half hours from the NY border. Whenever I go to NY Stewarts will be stopped at and I pick up what is according to my daughter “ the best eggnog ever !!!” She can’t get enough of it.

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Alicia C · August 17, 2026

I’m an American in NZ. They have McDonalds here but call it Maccas. Which I find infuriating.

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Aaron Julius · August 17, 2026

American in Australia here. I second that annoyance

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Aric · August 17, 2026

🍒🎉