Radiation Roaches, Not Cheers, Stranded In The USA

I have driven large vehicles most of my life. I HATED driving the SMALL U-Haul box truck. It was basically the size of my van, not much larger, and it was a very different experience.

Take Me Home, Country Roads by John Denver in 1971 is where the term Mountain Mama in West Virginia derives from. "Country roads, take me home To the place I belong West Virginia, mountain mama Take me home, country roads......"

I love James and Jimmie, so many laughs!!!

Good as always, love your story telling.

Japan has Ty-fun, as heard on mt fuji reviews 👍🏽

James, you and I just bonded, over burnt fries and pizza. I realized that I am not alone! Lordy!

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Oi mate! We call Tornadoes "Whirly whirly's" or "Whirly Winds". We aren't a serious cuntry.

I use the phrase "emphasis on the wrong syllable" surprisingly often in my life! 😂

shortly after I got out of high school, so about 96 or 97, I went to a Beastie Boys concert and no doubt opened for them. My best guy friend saw Gwen Stefani in these turquoise like sequin pants and he says “I’ve never wanted to be a pair of pants so bad in my life“. 😂

personally, I hate the fans that come on with the light. Nothing is worse than waking up whoever’s in the room because you have to go to the bathroom and the only light is attached to that loud ass fan. Give me a separate fan and light so I can just turn on the light while I go to the bathroom and then I’ll have to wake everybody up on the entire fucking floor.

"that's a BIG roach" should be the next t shirt!

I drove a 16' Penske truck with all my belongingsfrom WV to AZ. It was harrowing but I made it, by myself and only got held up my last night on the road (in Red Rock, TX) when I parked along the furthest part of the parking lot as directed by the hotel clerk and by 5am, I'd been tightly boxed in by an RV and a 16 wheeler.

37 is the reason there is no such thing as a random number

I prefer Lowe’s but Home Depot is much closer to my house.

"Copeeeenhagen, what a wad of flavor. Chew Copenhagen drive the pretty girls wild"

Love you guys! Still laughing over GS commentary. Gwen Stefani was always a jackass. Never liked her music. You can call her hot, that’s fine but she was all fugazi, poser, pick-me, phony…… yeah, I have no patience for the kind of person who appropriates looks, fashions, ethnicities etc to make money then, when they’re older, turn into a holier than you Christian asshat.

If someone called me a de-armed octopus, I’d sue 😂😂😂😂

So, the personal item of the week is no more? I’ll accommodate for you guys to have a personal item of the month!

WV cuisine = groundhog for breakfast and purple drink

Not sure about your Home Depots, but in Canada they are super friendly and always willing to help. However be warned, you swear they know what they are talking about, but they don't. I also recently switched to Home Harware because their staff are more knowledgeable, and because I had a new water system installed by a company sent to me by Home Depot and got ripped off big time to which Home Depot politely said Vaffanculo, your issue now

“Is Tony a cat??” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I think Joslyn may be the Copenhagen Angel Chris LeDoux was singing about

I own (and operate) a “mountain Momma” shirt.

Live in Morgantown, WV. I am one of the regulars (once a week in summer) at Mountain Mama's lol. It is a dive for sure and smells weird inside. I usually get a bucket of beers and sit outside listening to you guys on headphones.

Hurricanes and typhoons are tropical cyclones. Over the Atlantic and East Pacific, they are called hurricanes. In the West Pacific, they are called typhoons. And in the Indian Ocean and near Australia, they are called cyclones.

Poor Tony! 😆

As an Aussie I was dying when Jimmie said he was afraid the cockroach would take the bat off of him. Also laughed so loud I woke up hubby because we sold our business and bought a new RV to tour out big beautiful country for two years. We're good at driving and backing it now (7 months in).

I once rented a 10ft uhaul and they gave me a 20ft because that's all they had. Everytime I've driven a haul, i realize how ridiculous it is that they let anyone do this

Okay but for real where the fuck did the fans in nice hotels go?

Midwesterners know to save big money at Menards when they need home improvement!

Lowes is dogshit sorry fellas Home Depot all the way 😅

I had a friend that did the overnight customer service for Cruise America. He would sleep during his shift. Kept a pillow in the desk drawer.

Title missed the chance for a fallout reference.

I've never heard of Cruise America until this morning and then this afternoon I saw one of their RV's getting on the GWB in NJ 😆

They are called a cyclone

I always wanted a set of metal horns ! when I could afford a makeover 😂

How did Jimmie not get the "Take Me Home Country Roads" reference for the name Mountain Mama, in West Virginia? It's also why the one reviewer said it's "almost heaven". It's the very first line in the song.

I order them lightly fried

I'm playing Fallout 4 while listening to this guy basically describing "rad roaches" in his room. Glowing, legendary rad roaches from the sound of things. This made me laugh so hard 😆

Damn she’s a spider is a funny as shit

I love how Jimmie sounds so confident in his hurricane talk at the beginning of that weather breakdown 🤣 “Hurricane’s have waves too, right?” 🙃🙃

Lowe’s vs Home Depot is equivalent to Target Vs Walmart- also Messi is a spokesperson for Lowe’s 😍

I marinate my milk steak in beef milk.

So I learned that cyclones, mold, and porn are the same. You know it when you see it.

You know what they say about BIG cockroaches...

Well, of course I need to find out the difference between a typhoon and a hurricane! Per Google: 4 The only difference between a hurricane and a typhoon is where in the world they happen. Both are the exact same weather event, known scientifically as a tropical cyclone, sharing identical physics, wind speeds of at least 74 mph (119 km/h), and destructive power.

Was just in that exact Home Depot last week. What a small world! (Had no choice as what I needed wasn’t at Lowe’s around the corner).

I worked at Linens N Things and duvets are mutually hated

I know that a lot of typhoons can be caused by underwater earthquakes. I dont know if hurricanes can be caused by anything other than weather anomalies.

Still laughing at ‘De-armed octopus’

I quit going to Lowe's because they all have those Flock cameras that are used to collect data to track you. I will deal with the trash at Home Depot to give less data for Flock to give to law enforcement or sell to Palantir

This has been weather talk with James and Jimmie

Also have a hatred for duvets. So much effort to keep the inside sheet flat and not have it bunched up

Oh my god i couldn’t stop laughing this morning. I was trying to work but couldn’t see my screen from all the laugh tears! You guys make Mondays ( and Wednesday and Friday…) so much easier to deal with, even though I live at the beach.

When I was growing up my parents owned a bar/resort in northern Minnesota. We had regulars that started drinking at 9 in the morning and drank til about 6 pm. They would pass out, fall off chairs all kinds of shit. Very sad lives indeed!

Jalapeños..the smaller with more stretchmarks (means they have been under stress while growing) are the spicy ones. The giant ones with no marks are usually more medium. The pith has the most heat.

AHHHHHHH!!!!

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