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June 30, 2026

Operation Shutdown - Derek Bell

This week, we talk about a long time MLB player, with a gift for saying quotable things, and a love of the high life. He started out in humble beginnings, while saying his mother was "more of a sister", and waiting for Christmas presents that would never arrive. He had an impressive baseball career, only to have it prematurely derailed, mainly due to his attitude. After baseball, he drifted into the hobby of getting arrested quite a bit, and may actually be a fugitive, right now!!

Wait for your Dad's Christmas presents, only to find out something tragic. Talk about yourself in the third person, and when yiou get arrested for having a crack pipe, ask the hard question, like "who cares?" with Derek Bell!!

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Comments (41)

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Steph Martin · August 14, 2026

Tim Conway was funny. I'm not a fan of Dorf. The only one I sorta liked was Dorf on Golf and it was mid.

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Joe B · July 16, 2026

I just had to Google Derek Bell to see the famous mugshot. First, he looks a little like the (very) old cartoon character Droopy Dog. Second, there are a shitload of people with mugshots on the internet named Derek Bell!

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Kira Nevaeh · July 13, 2026

I'm over halfway through and I can't help but like this guy, on his yacht lol 🤣 I am dreading the downfall 🥺

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Rodney Montgomery Jr · July 10, 2026

My 3rd grade teacher, Ms Ray was a Chestine.

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Sam Grandy · July 7, 2026

“You ever notice how Chinese Taipei always dominated?” James the story behind that is a Crime in Sports Bonus episode all of its own

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Alex Gibbs · July 7, 2026

"How gay is that to talk about another man's pants" as if James didn't rant for about 5 minutes at the start of the episode about men's haircuts 🤔

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Jerk face gremlin · July 4, 2026

at least they didn't say There was a slight death in the family !!!!

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Jane Blackbird · July 3, 2026

Makes me feel smart ( and in no way old) to know all the players you’re talking about. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

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Liz Rutherford · July 2, 2026

Tom Selleck, Burt Reynolds and Sam Elliott are the only men that are allowed to have a mustache.

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Anine C · July 1, 2026

Sitting in Seattle repeatedly yelling, "KEN GRIFFEY JUNIOR" for #1 pick in '87 question.

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Samuel Katz · July 3, 2026

Sleepless, I hope lol

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Nate · July 1, 2026

The Chris Johnson stuff is so sad. The often-referenced-on-CIS Jeff Pearlman is talking about the link to ALS but nobody else is

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Laura Erickson · July 1, 2026

CHESTINE 😭💀💀💀💀

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Alfonso Hughes · July 1, 2026

YES! Dexter Manley!!!!

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Snarky Moomin · July 1, 2026

Dexter was always my favourite character, with Bobby Colorado as a close second

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Cosmo's ma · July 1, 2026

Couldn't agree more on the mustaches. Fucking gross

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Judy Cronje · July 1, 2026

Good for you, James! CTE & ALS are tragic - I am so glad you brought attention to "some" connection with ALS and continuous head injuries. Or not 😉. 🌟💛 You need to rant more, we love it!

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Amber Wright · July 1, 2026

Miguel Rojas struck out Tatis on a slow-pitch softball throw. He’s our ringer! 😂

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Bud Permenter · June 30, 2026

Jimmie was thinking of Josh Bell. Played for Arizona in 2024.

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Morgan · June 30, 2026

I have a high school freshman and was recently told he’s “behind” as far as college football recruitment goes. Apparently we should have hired someone when he was in 7th grade. This shit is ridiculous!!

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Kathleen Irving · June 30, 2026

The rant in the beginning about the kids was hilarious. Every teenage boy in my town has that alpaca hair and mustaches and they all look like Benson Boone. Like who said he was the next look. Lol

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Dr Phil Goode 👹🌲🔥 · June 30, 2026

Dr Phil loves an all 3, lol. That's the funniest shit.

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Ryan Beattie · June 30, 2026

Thank you for the trip down memory lane to revisit the championship Jays teams. Tom Henke was my fav!!! ❤️

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OMAR GOBBY · June 30, 2026

Oh, I'm very familiar with Glendon Alexander That will absolutely be a fun episode

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Samuel Katz · June 30, 2026

This is one of my favorite CIS episodes in years. Derek Bell is a party!

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Ryan W · June 30, 2026

Stumbling upon the GOLD of Glendon Alexander(aka Cerruti Brown??) is going to be awesome

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Trina · June 30, 2026

I nominate Taylor Parker for the Prisoner Dating Game

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Samuel Katz · June 30, 2026

I’ve had to listen part of this a few times..I’m still confused what he did in Toronto to piss off manager Cito Gaston so much!! Hahaha I can only imagine what an asshole rookie Derek Bell must’ve been

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Chris Ballantyne · June 30, 2026

As a long time suffering Pirates fan seeing this episode posted this morning has me very excited!

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Cathy Collado · June 30, 2026

God how I love a good rant from James. Who is 100% right, by the way.

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James Amster · June 30, 2026

My best friend growing up (and still), didn’t find out his dad was dead until he got a $2800 check in the mail from social security or insurance (I don’t remember). His dad had been dead for 2 years.

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Miller Hinds · June 30, 2026

Love yalls take on the No Fun League and their BS. I've played football (only through college, and even there was a walk on so much less hits) and had 13 concussions myself from elementary school on. I love football and hitting was my favorite part. The CTE downplaying and not actually telling anyone what they have discovered is insane. It took them years to even own up to that, so I wonder what they're holding onto now, James might be onto something with this ALS.

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Joe the Cynic · June 30, 2026

During the LLWS they often show Derek and Gary Sheffield as Little League teammates and yes, Sheffield had the bat waggle then

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Two 0' Clock High · June 30, 2026

The Billy Bean on that Padres team mention is not the money ball Billy Beane . I remember this Billy Bean from playing for the tigers and as a openly gay player from that era

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Maritza Diaz · June 30, 2026

I like to call it a "pornstache"

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Travis WTAF · June 30, 2026

I'm glad we're moving on from the cult. The podcast series (Yahwah Ben Yahwah) outlasted my interest. I know James was interested, but 3 episodes would have worked for me. Crime in Sports is my favorite podcast and I feel guilty to complain.

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Dennis James Mcintosh · June 30, 2026

I loved it, but don’t apologize for well-intended feedback politely given. J&J need to know what their fans think.

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Jimmy Jazz · June 30, 2026

He’s the epitome of a Pirate, he stole money and lived on a boat!

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Sgt. Slaughter's Cobra · June 30, 2026

But unlike the pirates he hasn't endured 21 years of losing. Like I did before I just gave up. On the Pittsburgh Pirates.

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Samuel Katz · June 30, 2026

lol @15:00

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Jeremy Doran · June 30, 2026

This show will never get old