"Expect Less!", Revenge Of The Mystery Stain, The No Sale Store

5ish years ago, I got stuck in line behind an old lady with a cane at a gas station. Sigh. I was in a rush. She took about 2 minutes to explain that she'd driven all the way home (10 minutes away) when she realized that the cashier had shorted her FOUR CENTS in change. Receipt in hand, she won. They gave her a nickel. Fucking depression era math.

AZ education is ranked 46 out of 51.

I’m with Jimmy, Hospice Shops are the best.

Table Rock lake near Branson is where the party is. Or so I’ve been told by multiple friends! I’ve never been there I’d rather be in A/C.

I started listening to to you guys before you got rich.. I sometimes miss those episodes.

Anyone who goes into a store ten minutes before close to shop should be publicly mocked and booed every time they go out in public.

My dad and i went to the amc a while back to see a movie and there was a bad storm while we were inside that took out the power with like 30 minutes left on the movie. Some guy came in and told us the power wasnt coming on anytime soon, we werent getting our money back and told us the ending of the movie.

Oh my God. I work at Walmart and I was in my normal mood for being an overworked, underpaid employee of this billionaire corporation and one of the customers said to me "are you having a bad day?" Of which I replied "what do you mean?" And she just said you look like you're having a bad day. I just wanted to say I work at Walmart. What's a good day? But I didn't. I didn't say anything. I really wanted to. I really wanted to say something like what the fuck lady? Then I almost started crying for no reason. I mean like yeah everyday is a fucking bad day. I'm fucking poor, I fucking have overdue bills to pay that I don't have enough money for, I don't get paid enough. WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK!!!!! HAVE A NICE DAY, (EAT SHIT)!!!🖕🖕🖕

I’m sorry, Jimmy, but you would love a Sierra

Arizona spelling bee winner?! I went to elementary school in Phoenix and was one of three blond hair blue eyed kids. They literally made me out to be some genius...then we moved to Oregon....

I'm 60 ...never heard of "hand them a sugar packet, drop the name tag"...? I don't even get that and I'm an idiot

Lake of the Ozarks is the party place. Branson is family's and elders.

I’m sorry… but this penny nonsense. It’s bs. Just bc they stopped making Pennie’s doesn’t mean we should have to take the negative. Sure one transaction doesn’t mean shit… but over the course of time.. we didn’t decide the penny shouldn’t be discontinued. So why should we lose money. Any amount. I’m sorry but think about it in the scope of 10 years of this. How much have we been ripped off at that point? Wasn’t our choice. Fuck this penny bullshit.

Sierra is the outdoorsy version of Marshalls/TJ Maxx lol. I like that I can get sun shirts that aren’t $50 each there

You fucking guys . One shoe WTF

Omg I felt this “It’s 4 cents!” In my bones. Had to stop by Walgreens after a busy hospital shift yesterday, exhausted, just wanted to get home. Of course the person in front of me paid with cash, and spent WAY too long picking up the coins from their change. I wanted to go hand them a dollar just to speed things along!

Hilarious!

“James vs. Jimmie - Spelling Bee 🐝 “ Patreon episode request, please and thank you

99898,

This episode had me laughing all the way through. Thank you! Also, I got fixated on the discussion about what happened with the Columbine school after the shooting. Shut up and give me bonus?

when i was in tucson, i ended up having to go to Ross bc it was april and i forgot to bring a jacket. anyways, the ross i went to was actually not that bad but they had security guards wearing bullet proof vests and i was like 😃 ??? it was so fucking weird. one of my friends asked if we were in a high crime area, hence the security guards. and the employee checking us out got really nervous and whispered something into her headset. nothing else interesting happened, but it was definitely the weirdest ross shopping experience i’ve ever had

Oh my, don't try and get between the regular customers and the allocated bourbon. There's clubs, points, bundles, drawings etc... It settling down but bourbon was crazy.

Just hilarious 😂

I’m from NY and 56, never experienced a store having issue with child touching beer.

Holy fuck, drove by that Ross during work today haha. Good timing

I never knew what Ross was, but recently came across an Instagram reel making fun of them that was hilarious without even knowing. The added context has me dying now ☠️☠️☠️ @jennajennajennn on IG if you’re curious - she’s hilarious 🤣

I’ve been to that movie theater.

I literally just came back from break and the girls in my office were complimenting one of their tops, "Thank youuuuuuuu! I got it from Rosssss!.... Yeah, everything except for this loop right here; it's broken, but you don't really notice when you.... [who cares] .......... I got it for $6!!!" 😅😂🤣 I bet you did.

I don't know why, but I suddenly have an urge to visit a Ross. It's been 30 years.

OMG Ross has a credit card 😲 That comes with immediate identity theft, right

Rare bourbons are offered to listed buyers first. Pappy Van Winkle, Weller Reserve, Blantons...

My husband went to a local grocery store. A new transgender checker was wearing a handmade pin with the word “ma’am” and a circle with a line through it ( no ma’am) Clearly my husband thought it was a reference to Al Bundy’s group ( from married with children.) The checker had never heard of the show before ( and probably would have been horrified by such a clever show from the 80’s) Humor is lost on the young…. By the way, I fucking hate being called ma’am. When I worked with customers, always always would greet with “ hi folks”

Loved the bourbon discussion bc there absolutely is an underground club! It's wild, maybe more intense than wine clubs. In my state you can sign up for the "secret club" for a membership and then you get secret access to what inventory is coming to the markets/ liquor stores each month (xyz gets this on the 15th abc is on the 31st), but they don't restrict it just let you know a certain batch is coming. Then they have raffles for the really super rare stuff. Truly a weird world, I know people w $20k bourbon cellars in their basements 🤣

I bought a shirt from them and one arm was the correct size and the other was 2sizes smaller.

James, stop fuckin' drinking into the mic!

They actually did renovate Columbine High School. Once in 1999 and again in 2021. The original library was completely demolished, and a new one was built in a different location on campus. The place where the original library was located was turned into a memorial/atrium.

Fun fact no one will care about: my ex sister in law is John Nash's (a beautiful mind) niece.

What happened to the personal item of the week? Lol, miss those reviews.

I didn't work at Ross, but worked at Marshalls which was hell, so I can only imagine how bad Ross must be. The amount of times people peed in the changing rooms was astounding. I would get yelled at because there were people doing tasks on the floor and not cashing out. I so bad wanted to say, "ok let me call them over to help. Don't worry about the fact they weren't hired to do cashing nor are trained for it, I'm sure they will be able to figure it out on the fly when people are screaming at them to hurry out. Definitely won't delay things more"...

It's fine to call people dear etc. as long as your not doing it in a patronizing way.

DO CITITRENDS!!!!!!!!

What did I do?! 😂

The AMC isn’t that old. It used to be the Rt 1 flea market. It was in the movie Mall Rats when the went to the psychic.

Beware the aging feminist Gen X’er, we are still ready to rumble.

I know that Ross. Oh my god this is hilarious.

White lady 63 years old, do NOT call me Sweetheart.

I worked retail for what feels like forever; I got to the point where if a customer called me a pet name, and they weren't doing it in a dickish way, I just rolled with it because they meant well lol. Also the number of older customers who asked my name (Jenna), then proceeded to call me Janet, was astounding. Whatever, I'm Janet today 😆

I had brain surgery last year and y'all have literally helped me get through it today. I think maybe it hurt my head laughing at Michele with her nickel I can't.

Thank you for getting me through every Monday morning, guys! Yall are truly the best.

Dont call people pet names. Its fucking weird

Some of these hard to find liquors.. some stores will only bring some in if they are prepaid by customer's .. I ran one forever..

I always do!