Unconstitutional Liquor, More Flies Than Bowling Pins, We Break It-You Buy It
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Comments (38)
Me: Oh, wow, a store in Memphis? James and Jimmie: It’s on Union Ave— Me: Ah.
Unrelated to bomb juice or ATT, but I got through TSA at LaGuardia with a fixed blade hunting knife in my carry-on bag! I had used that bag on a camping trip and COMPLETELY forgot about the knife in the outside zippered pocket. I have no idea how I got through security with it, but I about pissed myself when I discovered it.
I actually had a dealership fuck up an exhaust manifold when working on something unrelated. Called it a “casualty of the repair” and charged me
First rule of being a human: don't be a trumper/racist
Price of the chicken brick going up
I used to work at a call center for AT&T. Trash is right! There would never be a resolution for the customers ! One week I had several people call about being charged hundreds of dollars!! Multiple times !! I We would be directed to send the calls pretty much back and forth between centers .
Branson is dollar store Vegas, but Christian, for some reason.
…but without the gambling and strip clubs. Just horrible shows.
As someone who worked sales for at&t over the phone, I can tell you stores do that shit all the time. They don't care about you, and will fuck you over without the slightest hesitation. At least calling in, that shit is recorded.
You should go on any Memphis local news FB page and just read the comments.
File a complaint with the FCC- ATT will resolve your issue in less than 24 hours.
It's amazing how many people think the Constitution applies to private property and businesses. It's always the ones spouting off about the Constitution that don't understand basic laws😅
Always the "patriots" who don't want liberty for all
So funny! "I don't need salad cuz that's what my food eats!" Give me a great Ribeye and I can claim a well rounded, healthy meal from now on.
You guys need to stop smoking. Your coughs are phlemy and a sign of COPD. It also affectts your podcasts. I say this out of love. You don't want to deal with COPD. Its awful! I know from experience.
Hahaha omg Branson. I describe it as White Trash Vegas in the Woods.
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OMG I have not laughed so much as I did today for the AT&T reviews today! Thanks, boys! Can I please book Mark for a session? 🤣
Branson is like Vegas if ned flanders was in charge 🤣 good shit cunts 👍🏻 love your work
Two minutes into the pod and there’s juvenile sexual innuendo. Mostly, it’s not comedic, just crass. Maybe after a decade of listening to all the shows and years of Patreon contributions, my expectations are a little more mature. Be funny, not gratuitous.
Terrible, hey! Solution? CANCEL YOUR SUBSCRIPTION. Leave the rest of us to love it! 😅
Even worser than the phone store is the phone promotional kiosk at Sam's Club. Holy cow! They had our service jacked beyond repair. Took literally hours on the phone with corporate and it never was made right.
Yeah thats much worser 🤣
Union Ave in Memphis is sketchy but please try to find something on Lamar! And you’re right, Memphis sucks!
I live my AT&T unlimited service.
Live? Love? 🤣
Bomb Juice!!!!
So funny
I had att too expensive went with cricket lots cheaper and better service
Hey my brother sells cars 🤣
I use Cricket and I've had zero issues with them. 🙅
Only reason I get out of bed on Monday mornings!!! Well - this & my stupid job. :)
At&t owns direct tv
Rocky sounds like he knows what he likes.
Bomb juice!
Chciago accent? Not exactly
Oh yay! They’re doing another one I’ve been to, lol strike 10 on nerge 🤣🤣🤣🤣
At&t owns cricket wireless, which is why they seem like them. Also as a former cricket wireless employee everything that occurred in that store completely tracks. Phone sales are...something.