BONUS - KOURI RICHINS PART 3

I am having a terrible week. A dear, dear friend just died and I am falling apart. I came back to listen to this episode, to give my brain a break. At my lowest, I am still laughing hysterically at “Your honor! She’s yacht rocking right in front of your face!” I love James and Jimmie.

The commentary accompanying Kouri’s letter was comic gold! Laughed past the point of my face & abs hurting… damn near peed my pants. Bravo, boys!

Part 4, part 4, I want another one please :+)

This lady might be one of the worst. This episode might be one of the best.

The letter to her kids gave me the ick

Listening to this at work. Yacht rock is playing in the background at the office. It was messing with my brain hearing James read Kouri’s vomit aka plagiarized lyrics while Jim Croce is over here singing “I’ll have to say I love you in a song”

All the music references had me in tears. That was good.

I’m catching up so sorry I’m late to the party. This is the first murderer on the show where I had such a visceral reaction! Over 600 episodes and never had such a strong reaction and such powerful feelings! This bitch is pure evil! Great job guys! The poor kids! 😥

The lyric bombs! Had me coughing laughing! 😂😂😂

This was one of the absolute best episodes ever. 😂🫶🏼

Cry laughing already. “Yacht Rocking “! I’m dying. :)

This episode had me cackling so much! 🤣🤣

Holy heaven…. Your dad took some bad medicine😂😂😂😂😂. I cannot stop laughing, she really sucks

I’m friends with one of Eric’s cousin so I’ve been paying close attention to this case. I love hearing this take and hearing others call her every name I’ve thought about her for a long time.

This entire episode I was laughing and wheezing out loud at work

"He's gonna fuck me under the old oak tree" 🤘🤣👍

This is EXACTLY what I needed today. Loved the song references and laughs!

Would love to smack her on the head. Would love to do to her what has been done to those poor animals.

This episode was gold.

When you're reading her letter to the boys...🤣😂🤣😂

What’s the chance she tried to kill the oldest son and blame Eric for accidentally being responsible??

Omg the pouring bleach in the ocean reference..I could nearly smell it and gagged. Then i laughed like crazy.

I’m confused, and I don’t want to Google this. But how does a woman prisoner have any time or privacy or availability to diddle herself in front of a webcam for money? Or is it from a cell phone which is contraband? Again, I don’t want to Google this. 😂

Yes, please do a make up tutorial. I can’t wait.

Just when I thought I could not hate her more, I DO!!!

That was the best Patreon episode ever. I laughed through the whole thing!

You forgot Casey Anthony

I was drinking white claws while listening. This woman is infuriating.

That smells like a bowling alley bathroom

They should release this Patreon as a special bonus for all listeners so more people know how gross she is 🤮

James is right she told on herself!

Sing out loud 🎶🎶

Kori: 🦁 Zumba, remember who you are

They didnt want to eat the lasagna because they were constantly afraid of her poisoning them !

Best episode yet. Im still laughing

I think we need a Playlist LOL

I was hoping she'd end the letter with 🎶 Tonight there's gonna be a jailbreak 🎶

The way the boys wove in additional lyrics into Kouri’s letter made me laugh out loud. I loved the Envogue reference.

Can anybody tell me which episodes the first two shows are? I scrolled but didn't see the name anywhere. Appreciation in advance!!

Ubbb

I love STM, but I hate this woman so much I can't listen.

I have officially pissed my fucking pants with this episode. Bravo, sirs! I do wish I could I could have a dinner with you guys, but VERY close to the teerleet. You CUNTS 😜💕🩷🩵

The way James says “you boys”….its so weird. Is he imitating her?

I didn't know that you're doing interactive episodes now. We just sang the weirdest fucking medley ever created in music history. This episode is one more example of why I pay for Patreon. So much fun 😄🎼🎵💿🪕🎸

Ohhh yes that's Don Henley!!! Best concert ever!

"Always remember, boys, it just takes some time. You're in the middle of the ride".

My God what a horrible woman. Also, I have laughed my ass off at this episode. Encore: Crazy Train

"You need to find something else to do with yourself." 🤣🤣🤣

Thank you guys for the songs, this made it fun! God, she sucks!!!

I hope those kids never read that letter. They dont need it.

Holy crap! I can’t believe they let her babble on for so long spitting out that shit 🙄

The thought of those two in the courtroom together is so hilarious! Laughing their asses off right at her, now that would be amazing! 🤣 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Also happy for you guys and your side by sides and health insurance.

Callback to Jimmie driving 100 mph everywhere he goes made me laugh out loud for like 30 seconds straight

Goddamnit this was a great episode!!! 😅😂😅😂😅🤣🤣🤣

OH MY FUCKING GODS THE YACHT-ROCKING! I'D NEED ULTRA-STRENGTH Depends if I were watching this with James and Jimmie. 🤣🤣🤣 This magnacunt deserves the death penalty just for her letter.

I’m here to add that the parts of Kouri’s letter not stolen from pop lyrics are definitely covered by Mormon mantras…available in vinyl letters on walls in homes across Utah.

Don’t get me wrong I love all the Patreon episodes but this one just shot to the top. I just finished my stomach hurts I was laughing so hard. The songs that was comedy gold!!!!

Marissa Rollings is the only person that compares to her 😅

Excuse me, ma'am, but your narcissistic personality disorder is showing.

“Bleach the ocean” 🤢🤣

Stopping CIS part 5 on ol' Bob to listen to this beginning to end

Her letter to the kids and song lyrics the guys were quoting is by far the funniest shit ever 🤣😂😂😂

I’m at work inspecting teeny tiny medical tubing listening to this so thanks for making my day hahaha

I’ve listened to this one twice JUST FOR THE SONG RIFFS! I have never in my life laughed so hard as I did with James and Jimmie going off on cunt-face’s elocution or whatever. Literally had tears streaming down my face! 🤣🤣🤣

I need a confession playlist yesterday

Absolutely freaking hilarious episode! One of my favorites for sure!! Laughed out loud throughout Kori's statement. "IS THERE AN ENCORE?!" 😆

Almost fell off the treadmill!!!🤣

I’m think I got the full playlist. If I missed one please let me know. https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1YVuGF6Wl0Pg9rTk2c3jIY?si=4kWBSAQoQ_ybpn5XzKQznw&pi=gIGSuhJlRsa76

“Washing fish in bleach “…laughing & tears..you guys are so funny

So happy you went bulls on parade right off the bat, the lyrics were playing in my head as you said it :)

I was having a really rough day today. Then I listened to this episode and couldn't stop laughing. Thank you guys so much for bringing humor into my day. And yes, She's a Crazy Bitch!

Kouri’s allocution … WOW! The shallowest list of lyrics, tropes and greeting card lines ever assembled. And hilarious. 😂 She is telling her sons to do all good things - yet she did none of them herself. 🤬 The level of hatred I feel for her is one I didn’t know I had for another human. Or in her case, other life form. She is not human

Word salad. Here kids, it’s what’s for dinner.

OMG the letter and song references left me in stitches!

Loved the telling, but hate that vile being. I shouldn’t get high before listening to this one though. Bitch killed my vibe, but thanks to you guys putting a positive spin on it, I’m listening to Bob Marley and he’s saying don’t worry. I’m not going to focus on that nutter. I’ve never seen her and know nothing besides what you guys have said…that’s enough for me. As a mom I’m flabbergasted. As an animal lover I’m heartbroken. As a human with empathy I’m sad for the kids/R fam. Fuck sake, now I’m making lists. Anyway thanks for another great bonus!🫶

She is worse than Lori Vallow and Casey Anthony combined.

Pretty bold for a convicted murder to feel like she’s in any place to give life advice.

How didn’t she start her letter with “I believe the children are the future”

No one is worse than her. No one. Even MacShril. Jfc

Where is part 1 and 2?

“Your dad had some Bad Medicine, boys!” 🤣🤣

I’ve been purposely waiting to find out from this bonus as to what happened to her, can’t wait to listen.

I've listened to it three times already. Lol

DOO-ON'T STOP! BELIIIIII-EVING! 🤣

Here’s her allocation for anyone who wants to read it As soon as you are able, woman I am willing To make the break that we are on the brink of My cup is on the table, my love is spilling Waiting here for you to take and drink of So if you're tired of the same old story Oh, turn some pages I will be here when you are ready To roll with the changes, yeah, yeah I knew it had to happen, felt the tables turnin' Got me through my darkest hour I heard the thunder clappin', felt the desert burnin' Until you poured on me like a sweet sun shower So if you're tired of the same old story Oh, turn some pages I will be here when you are ready To roll with the changes, ooh So if you're tired of the same old story Oh baby, turn some pages I will be here when you are ready To roll with the changes, baby Roll with the changes Ah, you know you know you know you got to Oh yeah (Keep on rollin') Ooh roll with the changes Keep on rollin' (Keep on rollin', keep on rollin') Oh, now roll with the changes, oh, baby Oh, you got to learn to roll with the changes Got to, got to, got to, got to keep on rollin' (Keep on rollin'), got to learn to, got to learn to Got to learn to roll

This is one of the best bonus episodes I love when y’all laugh this much together 🫶

It's tough to be a worse person than Daybell but Kouri gives it a good run

I was hoping the “free your mind” bit would get a Funkadelic shout out but I get that’s way before their musical reference points.

😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣

Runs to comments while choking trying to catch breath… “death match with Sarah Boone and Kouri Richins”… 💀🤣💀🤣💀🤣💀🤣💀🤣

I had a cousin who would write letters to his family, from prison, in song lyric. I am laughing my ass off!

Did Kouri use AI to write her letter?

SO good you guys!! 😆😂🤣 Not only did her defense team let her spew that self serving drivel they stood up there with her! Patting her shoulder & whatnot! Unbelievable. Performative maybe, cuz she lost them for the appeal. The judge’s sentencing statement was perfection. So was your recap!! lol. Happy Fathers Day!

I only have one addition to the Death Match: whoever wins has to be imprisoned with Lori Daybell, and we Clockwork Orange style strap them in a chair, force them to listen to her talk about herself for 24 hours, and if they don't go insane, maybe we consider them for parole the day before they die lol

I almost peed my pants at the song references 😅

Her lawyer is not a helpful human and is a whack job herself. Apparently, the lawyer didn’t have a problem watching Kouri go down in flames with her self-serving statement. Girl, bye!!!!!

Chef's kiss. Thank you ❤️ happy father's day ✨️

She’s attempting to sound like sunscreen song. She is horrendous

I laughed this whole episode, I may have to listen twice!

The prosecutor says that her timeline starts at their having drinks because subconsciously she knows thats where the narrative starts. He fucking had her number

Fuuuuuuuuckkkk you Kouri

Lmao We built this city

"Those who died, are justified..." i dont think ive laughed so hard in my life

Can we add Jodi Arias and Lori Vallow to the smack down?🤗

The duets in this episode 😆

OMG you guys!, I've already listened to this twice! The song references just killed me 😂 Also I liked your perspective as comedians: her performance in court bombed.

I’m CRYING laughing at the part where they’re describing what the room smelled like after she was done with “the neighbor” 😂😂😂😂😂 “smells like someone’s trying to bleach the ocean” 💀

Hey I gotta defend white claws and seltzers. But fuck Morgan Wallen 😂

Another rib splitting episode. Died with the bringing Steve Winwood into this.

The sad part about her cheesy, stolen cliches and platitudes is, if she put this all in a self help book, it would sell

Lmao at the comic bombing at open mic. I recently went to a paid show in east village with my wife. One of the comics was trying to do crowd work and pick on me. I made him get off stage 😂

this is totally one of the BEST episodes EVER!!!! LMFAO 🤣🫶🏼✌🏻

Love your episodes on this case!

Also. Let's not breeze by the fact that she changed herself to the beneficiary of CODY'S life insurance policy on the buy/sell agreement. Luckily it got flagged but what did she have planned for Cody?

F-M-K Jodi Arias Casey Anthony Kouri Richins.

The only thing that could have made Kouri’s letter from the heart (of rock & roll) even more perfect is after all the times she said, “I’m broken”, it would have been followed up with the lyric, “Inherit my life”.

Plagiarizing Ted Lasso in her allocation along with all the song quotes was insane

The best is when you both laugh giggle and snort😂😂😂😂😂😂

This judge was incredible. He was so very fair and respectful. She is just a true a§hole.

I can’t breathe So fucking funny❤️❤️❤️❤️

I have half a mind to go through and relisten to her statement and make a Kouri Richens playlist of all the songs she used. I feel like there was a Metallica song in there too. 🤣

Well on the bright side us parents that worry we aren’t doing good enough probably aren’t so bad.

Best Fathers Day gift ever, an hour and a half of the fellas calling Kouri a POS and a wretched human being. Best bonus yet!

Ozzy and the "crue" 🤘 they both worked... fuck I'm old 😪 😉

I’m listening and I’m laughing out loud. Big belly laughs because James and Jimmy are on a roll. Every line has a song. The problem with laughing out loud is it keeps waking up my sleeping husband. Then I think don’t mess me with me the power of this crazy woman could infect me and I will run around talking in song lyrics. Then you’ll need to show… how deep is your love, how deep is your love I really wanna know…. Otherwise I could get bad ideas. Great episode.

Bitch Crazy

WTF?!!! Her verbal diarrhea was off the hook.

I will go through the rest of the files, one piece of paper at a time to find the IPP.

Is my liver spilling bile into my intestines. Food triggers it unless I drink the colesteramine in the mornings before eating and drinking. I took it this morning but sometimes it won't work later in the day. Combined that with the rectangle, not fun.

Great job James and Jimmie! If it weren't for the jokes I never would have made it through her verbal diarrhea. Yikes!

I’m down for the Richins v Boone v Shirilla Triple Threat where the winner gets murdered the same way they ended their victims life 🙌🏽 Put that on PPV and you’re breaking records 📈 Once that’s over, let’s get Peterson, Watts and BTK in the ring, same rules apply 💪🏽

This woman is so crazy with a lot of screws loose

I know this isn’t crime in sports but… if you need a extra nominee for scumbag of the year…

As an Australian - that was the perfect amount of cunt 😅😅

Yahoo!!

I run a liquor store. The men are drinking the white claw way more than women.. js

I have laughed many times during your podcasts. I have never laughed as hard as I did durin this one. It's a little bit funny, this feeling inside...

Her lawyers getting up and saying they think she's innocent. Unreal.

…ONE MORE SONG!!!….ONE MORE SONG!!!.…

It's funny hearing Americans use the C word

She’s a pop star Polonius. 🤦‍♀️ Where’s Hamlet and his dagger when you need him?

I would purchase this soundtrack

I would pay good money for that PPV fight

Between James & Jimmie they summed her up perfectly: "fcking tw*t" and "heartless c*nt". Brilliant episode, us usual!

Yyyyyyaaaaaayyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!

I'm not bad....I'm just drawn that way

Even BTK would be like "ugh this bitch's writing sucks!"

This was I waiting for

It would be nice to have child abuse and endangerment charges against her too. Just for the kids to have some sense of justice for them. Add animal cruelty.

I just saw this and yelled "FUCK YES LET'S GO", which woke my cat up and now she's glaring at me.

Death.....is only the beginning

So excited! I’ve avoided news just so I could hear it from you. :-)

I’ve been waiting for this!! She is so out there, I can’t get enough!

Been counting the days for this one!

Woohooo!!! I’ve been waiting for this!!!!! Thank you guys!! 🥳🥳🥳

Whoo-hoo!!