Stay Out Of The Bushes, Unheard Cries Of Paperwork, The Ballad Of Talon

Malachi 😆😂 I’ve never laughed so hard in my life!

Fucking doubled over in the shower, completely unable to catch my breath and almost died because of “Melachi” 🤣🤣 Worth it

I’m literally crying over Malachi 😂😂😂

Wow , you poor Americans. I live in Ontario, Canada. Our DMV is called Service Canada and it's privately run ,and if you are waiting more than 15 minutes, the location can get a fine. We also can do almost everything online. Recently, however, I had issues with my former insurance company, because they refused to remove my late husband, even with the death certificate in hand 🤦‍♀️

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Had to upgrade to a Real ID a few years ago I have worn glasses since I was 5 Did the eye test Person said, you need an eye exam and gave me the form Paid $75 for an eye exam Went back to the DMV and got told by the next person that I didn't need the eye exam because I wear glasses

I know I’m late to the party… but the Malachi part! I’m deceased 😆😆😆

Malachee! 🤣

Didn’t Joe Vallachi get his penis removed for ratting on the family in the ‘70s”? I remember only that and Charles Bronson was in it. You shouldn’t let kids go to R rated movies. I saw Ezerider when I was like 5.

At our Lincoln Nebraska 🤣 dmv our son checked yes to be an organ donor at 16. The dmv guy said I love your style but your organs aren’t ripe enough yet. When you’re older you can donate!

milachi I thought it was a Italian name I about fell in the floor jimmy was like I think it's maliki LMFAO

I have the "Mala-chee", get me some Pepcid AC!

29:20 MALACHI does sound more interesting to be honest😂😂🤣 47:50 my friends call me Malachi, but it's spelled Pietragallo 1:04:00 I need to look this David Cross guy up, he sounds like a riot

In Louisiana I renewed mine online and they just used my picture from 4 years ago cool.

Evidently Jimmie only butchers LAST names!

Malawchee! I almost died!!! 🤣🤣🤣

The organ donor joke is Louie Ck

Fuck you guys. You choked me out with Malachi!!!!

Migraine human here, the .5 star golfer actually did hurt my head

I didn’t see the Italian spin on Malachi coming… I had to pull a Jimmie and take my glasses off to wipe my tears. 🤣🤣🤣 Dude next to me in traffic was staring so hard, omg. 😂😂

29:18 for those who want to come back and 💀🤣

James taking Jimmie out with Malachi. Was sure that all the podcasts were going to be done in by it. 😂

It would be neat to hear some midwest stuff, maybe Minnesota 🤗. I don't think I've heard much if any reviews from there . Great episode though!

Malachi. 😂😂

Malachi?! James has to read names next week.

Omg. I saw the craziest thing that I’ve ever seen in Middletown NY! We were driving through when I saw a very tall, very skinny, very sweaty, shirtless black man pushing a shopping cart and gesticulating wildly. Walking behin d him was an albino, blond dwarf with two dwarf children with blonde Afros. I dropped my cell phone trying to get a video and my wife refused to circle the car around. I’ve never been more disappointed in myself for dropping my phone

I’m running today while listening to YSO and James says Malachi Jimmie says I think it’s Malachai. They both bust out laughing. I have to stop running, bend over, and I’m outta breath from running and now laughing so hard that I look like I’m in pain. Someone walking in the park stops and asks if I’m alright. Tears are streaming down my face. Yes I’m alright I say. I’m not sure he was convinced. This was 5 outta 5 stars YSO today.

Ma-lach-ee nearly made me pee my pants!😂

My son’s name is Malaki, and this makes me so fucking happy. 😂😂

The Malachi band at my friend’s wedding was off the charts!! 🎺🪊🪇

Malachi just about killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I am 100% going to name my next cat or dog - when/if I ever get another - MaLaChee Glorious!! 💙💙💀💀

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My younger cousin (in her 30s now) is named Talon; I always thought it was a cool name.

My brother’s name is Talon! He does not work at Hot Topic.

Great episode!

I hate the dmv. Ours isnt busy but im convinced they get bonuses for how many people they turn away. I was trying to do something and need proof of address and one of them was past their time limit by a day and there was something else that was wrong. The next time i brought everything in a huge bag and a different lady didnt look at anything. Just gave me what i needed.

Malachey. I almost fucking died trying so hard not to laugh out loud in my dead silent office right now.

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You guys have to make a shirt on that one “Ma-La-Chee the Italian vampire slayer!”

Jimmie’s “that almost killed me”, I felt that in my soul 😆

My God, this episode was hilarious!

I’m 3 eddies deep and James mispronouncing Malachi actually made me wet myself, i’ve had too many kids for this shit 🙃

Talon, Percy and little Italian Malachi will have me laughing for ages to come!!!

James pulled a Jimmie! Malachi Omg. I was listening in bed and woke the hubs shaking the bed with laughter.

James almost killed me with Malachi, I laughed so hard I couldn’t breathe. Too funny.

Ohh this reminded me that when I got my license the woman who gave me the driving test sat on her sunglasses when she got into my car and spent the whole test trying to pop her lenses back in. Hallelujah!

For the longest time, the review from ages ago that included the hospital workers calling the woman who got a dildo stuck "Dick girl" was my favorite moment from this show, but I think Malachi has surpassed it 🤣🤣🤣

Now all I can think of is the Valachi Papers.

I don't think one word has EVER come that close to taking out BOTH guys! Ma-la-chee 😂😂

We already have Ludicri might as well have some Malachi.

My grandma had dementia and didn’t know how to not drive into an investment building, but somehow never forgot where she put all her extra car keys whenever my parents took her main set.

Jimmy's comment about his grandma driving with dementia scares the shit outta me, because I got hit from behind by a car while I was walking on the sidewalk by someone with dementia. Luckily they just clipped me with their side mirror. I am lucky to be alive today

Omg! I had to lay down in my kitchen while listening! —— “Malachee” vs “Malakai” absolutely took me out! I can’t handle it I’m laughing so hard! And they keep

I want "Rummaging Through the Chalupas" on my coffee table 📚

It’s really weird the Hot Topic near my home that I go to with my daughters have the nicest, warmest, most complementary staff I’ve ever met. Some may be wearing Goth make up, but she’s sweet AF

Some of the funniest episodes lately! This and the Winnie the Pooh incident on the theme park bonus episode were 🤌

Naming my first born Mala-chi 💅🏼

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Malachi!! 💀

I stopped going to a local gas station because the 40 yr old man attendant told me he wanted to shoot himself and everyone in the building. He said if I supply the gun he'll supply the ammo. Then he started talking about school shootings. Then a different day he tried to convince me to give a stranger a ride 20 minutes away. I was in 20s, a single woman..and this guy was trying to tell me to give this 50 yr old man claiming to not be from the area a ride?? Absolutely the fuck not.

Best episode!!! I am cry laughing !!!

One of my old high school friends, a former hot topic employee, named their child Malachi 😂😂

I wonder if Malachee has a girlfriend named Jay-qual-in. 🤔

I was laughing so hard that I got a little malachi 🤌

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 James messing up a name is freakin hilarious 😂👏👏

I almost drove off the road with Malachi.

18 holes @ 4 hrs = 13.3 minutes per hole right? Is that enough time for more than one person? Not a golfer so I'm not sure

Little Malachi hahaha

YO, it’s Johnny Malachi! I’m dying!

I think it’s the snow!!! I grew up in Fresno, ca and those cops are kunts but it doesn’t snow. I moved to Tahoe, and they’re way more chill about your car being a piece of shit cause most people play bumper cars 🤷‍♂️

I'm dying with Malachi 🤣🤣🤣