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June 7, 2026

BONUS - THEME PARK DISASTERS

This week, just in time for summer vacation -- it's time for Theme Park Disaster stories!!!

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Laura Stickney · October 2, 2026

I’m surprised neither of those boys could find some sort of flotation device or try to find something makeshift! There HAD TO have been something there for sure!

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Joe B · August 12, 2026

Given how funny this episode was, perhaps James & Jimmie could reconsider the rule of not making fun of the victim in other episodes. Maybe adjust it to “We don’t make fun of the victim … unless they really deserve it.”

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CryptidZeff · August 8, 2026

Yes more TPD! ❤️

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JACQUELINE Alyssa MASON · July 19, 2026

listening too this after i took my four year old too the popup carnival near me 😂🥲 he was only allowed rides that stayed on the ground😂😂 these have scarred me

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Ann Pickard · June 25, 2026

Priscilla Fingeroa

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Cali Girl · June 24, 2026

An aneurism can happen to anyone. Ridiculous to file a lawsuit against Disney.

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Chas Williams · June 21, 2026

I’ve listened to this like four times now 😂

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Jenna Zanti · June 20, 2026

Thunder mountain is my favorite ride! It still exists 🤣🤣

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Liesl Manone · June 17, 2026

I'm not getting on any of that shit. Nope.

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Augusta Hyberger · June 16, 2026

This episode deserves an emmy

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Jaimie Harris · June 14, 2026

When I was four years old, I tripped one of the Three Little Pigs at Disneyland. That was in 1980. Now I know he deserved it. 😂

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Tammy Hedrick · June 13, 2026

I think Disneyland broke James 😂

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Stephanie Mertz · June 12, 2026

Had to listen again. This one is so good. Winnie the Pooh...🤣🤣🤣

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Hannah Oberhardt · June 12, 2026

I've had a terrible few weeks and this really made me feel better, so thank you

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Kathy Z · June 12, 2026

The Winnie the Pooh has me DYING! I can't catch my breath! I laughed so hard I had a coughing fit and peed my pants!

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Jen Matthews · June 11, 2026

Winnie the Pooh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Meesh Moore · June 11, 2026

Boys, you will be happy to know that Big Thunder Mountain is not gone. It is alive and well at DisneyLand. 🤗

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Sarah Gregory · June 11, 2026

Not cool, making of Debbie Lopez and being slapped by anyone. Really???? Y’all were pretty shifty about that.

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Sarah Gregory · June 11, 2026

I live in Nofolk, VA. Love Busch Gardens. I think it’s a wonderful amusement park. I know, I know, Fabio got his face broken but Halloween is awesome there, no need to ride the rides if you’re scared, lol. The gardens and Halloween decorations are absolutely beautiful and cool as hell. Would love for you guys to come visit, even if you don’t ride the rides. There is great atmosphere, good beer and ok food. James, you won’t like Italy. But give us a chance!!!!!!!! Kings Dominion in Richmond has great coasters, but is not as well kept as Busch Gardens. So you gotta do a heart cross each time you go up. Catholic/Baptist be damned! \m/ love you guys and all the great research and casts you do! Thanks!

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Harley Locklear · June 10, 2026

I love when James laughs to the point of crying hahaha

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Allison Hagman · June 10, 2026

I was crying!

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Bonnie Hunt · June 10, 2026

Omg. Winnie the poo lol!!!

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ALL Panic…NO Disco 🪩 · June 10, 2026

O M G!! James - I will NEVER not think of you & your laugh every single time I hear or see WINNIE THE FUCKING POO!!! I had to stop listening. I was CRYING. And I needed that laugh!! 😂 Thank you!!

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Amber Wolfe · June 10, 2026

My mom had her ass grabbed by Chip or Dale in the 70’s and theres a picture of the moment.

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Jeremy Hislop · June 10, 2026

Jimmie stop saying babe. Sound like a coke head from the 80's 😅

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Cher Strong (#localweedia) · June 10, 2026

I almost drove off the road laughing at these 2 bonus eps this week. Alone, hanging on to the wheel, dealing with having to laugh and drive. At one point I kept yelling “she was brained! She got brained!” (Pooh). I think I went a little insane from how freaking funny this was. Home now. Safe. Whew! Thanks guys!J,J! <3

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For Fabulous Sake · June 10, 2026

These are supposed to happy, fun places. Holy crap these are scary.

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Jenni Shep · June 9, 2026

Suddenly, I have an urge to play Roller Coster Tycoon…

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Bethany Sutherland · June 9, 2026

Oh my god. I’m crying laughing. How hard was that slap?!

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Laura · June 9, 2026

I wish there was video of this episode, I don't think I've *ever* heard James laugh as much or hard as at Winnie the Pooh clocking that kid

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Cheyanne Duffany · June 9, 2026

The Winnie part had me screaming 😂😂😂😂😂

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Karen Van Den Hende · June 9, 2026

James and Jimmie's knowledge of and excitement about all of the various Disney rides makes me feel I've lived a very deprived life. lol

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Ashley · June 9, 2026

I thought Dinky was going to be the highlight of the episode before Pooh... I was crying and wheezing by the end of that one. Such a great episode

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Mike McNamer · June 9, 2026

Too bad Ricky is still serving that life sentence he started in '89 when he was only 18.

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Heather Coston · June 9, 2026

Fabio happened at Busch Gardens Williamsburg in Virginia. He was there for the Apollo’s Chariot opening and was on the inaugural ride. It made the headline in the newspaper that weekend here.

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Micah Is Real · June 9, 2026

Who remembers the old Texas Giant at Six Flags over Texas early 2000s? I swear it gave you a concussion each time and I was like 12 hahaha

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Mike McNamer · June 9, 2026

James is soooo high. The Pooh testimony broke him.

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Christopher Clark · June 9, 2026

Released on the day we're going to Carowinds lol

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Jane Blackbird · June 9, 2026

So much to comment on this very funny TPD episode but will keep it to one. The love in the voices of James & Jimmy as they told of fond memories with their kids was so sweet. Good job guys! 👍

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Liz Hingtgen · June 9, 2026

Jimmie… when was the last time you were at Disneyland?!?! We’re going in December, from Phoenix, tag along, you’ve got some catching up to do!

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Liz Hingtgen · June 9, 2026

Big Thunder is still there!

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Jen B. · June 9, 2026

Im dying! 🤣 Out in my yard by myself, laughing so hard about winnie the poo. If any one hears or sees me, they're gonna think I'm crazy.

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Sarah Schumer · June 8, 2026

Happy to report that Big Thunder Mountain is still there!

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Kim Corgan-Hatfield · June 8, 2026

I have never heard James laugh so hard re: the felonious Pooh. 🍯

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Scott Redding · June 8, 2026

What was the Texas theme park thing that they mentioned but didn't come back around to it?

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Nikki Mendez · June 8, 2026

Oh, man, I am DYING of laughter listening to this Winnie-the-Pooh alleged assault & court processing 🤣🤣🤣!!!

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Kim Tews · June 8, 2026

Omg the whole bit around the Pooh Slap and James just dying laughing 🤣 I can’t concentrate from laughing at their laughter 😂

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Lori Ditchfield · June 8, 2026

I thought amusement park rides were like "ride at your own risk" so you get fkt up, unless the actual ride malfunctioned, it's your own fault. Go get Ricky 😂😂

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Lili Ruelas · June 8, 2026

I love the timing of this being released just days before I go to Disneyland 😂

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Penny Boyce · June 8, 2026

Winnie the Pooh sworn in…I couldn’t stop laughing!!

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Kellie Gillespie · June 8, 2026

I can’t stop laughing/crying listening to James talking about Pooh💀💀💀

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Samantha Arnold · June 8, 2026

This is hands down one of the funniest episodes ever! Also big thunder is still there guys!! TNT and all!

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Dawn · June 8, 2026

She's eating ALL the ham until she finds the right one 🤣🤣🤣 Can't...stop... laughing!!!

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JOHN GORMAN · June 8, 2026

I think that instead of big sponge Incredible Hulk hands Disney should start making big sponge Winnie The Pooh hands…I’d buy them for smacking kids 😂

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Jooz · June 8, 2026

I can't believe how much the boys know about Disney! I don't know anyone who enjoyed enough to go back so many times. Spouse and I used to argue about who had to take visitors to Disney world 🤣

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Cosmo's ma · June 8, 2026

In 1988, at the ripe age of 6, at a NY water park, in a single day, I had someone put a cigarette out on my hand in the kid pool, a grown man touched my ass on the stairs to a water ride and the teen at the top pushed the tube put from under me so I fell off the tube, hit my head in the tunnel and had to be pulled out from the bottom of the pool by a life guard. Im 42 now and always remember this day when I listen to these. Lol

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Makayla · June 8, 2026

Well mark this as my favorite James moment to date 😂 Winnie the Pooh broke him and I'm obsessed.

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Michelle Areyzaga · June 8, 2026

Winnie the Poo was like “Bitch, getcha hand outta my honey pot!” 🤣🤣 you guys fucking killed me with that story!!!

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Barking Spider · June 8, 2026

You have no idea how many times people throw a switch too early and derail a real train like the guy did in the episode 😂😂

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Desaray Kern · June 8, 2026

Look up the South Omaha Cinco De Mayo carnival accident 2016

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Daniel McDonald · June 8, 2026

When they said they were going to focus on Disney Park disasters i expected a mention of the two year old that was killed by alligators (or maybe crocodiles I can’t remember which exactly at this moment) at the Disney resort

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Noki Wheeler · June 8, 2026

I saw pooh bear in court this morning whilst scrolling on Facebook.

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Nancy Clarke · June 8, 2026

I almost died from laughing at the Winnie the Pooh. Over the Top episode. Thank you!

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SpaceMouse · June 8, 2026

Old Town Fort Collins , Colorado, was part of the inspiration for “Mainstreet USA”. Specifically, the old firehouse/cop shop/jail. These two storied, brick buildings, built in the late 1880’s are still there. Most have resident spirits, and the ghost tours are good.

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Maritza Diaz · June 8, 2026

They saved millions of dollars on maintenance to save up for the lawsuits the lack of maintenance incurred.

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Thomas Gallagher · June 8, 2026

Now I wanna meet Ricky (or probably Rickee) just to bust his balls.

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Joe Martinez · June 8, 2026

Winnie the Pooh segment had me laughing so hard 🤣

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Melissa Blue · June 7, 2026

Thunder mountain is still here. So is the picnic table restaurant where you can sit and eat next to it

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Megan Harper · June 8, 2026

I think they are talking about Big Thunder Ranch and the petting zoo. That closed down several years ago to get ready for Galaxy's Edge. :(. The ride is still there though. :)

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Sean Mosley · June 7, 2026

Another ride stuck yesterday at Cedar Point Sandusky OH

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Amy Jeanne Jones · June 7, 2026

So I was driving home from Houston at 75 mph when the 3 Little Pigs/Winnie the Pooh segments came on. I truly thought I was going to run off the road I was laughing so hysterically. This was one of the best episodes ever--thanks so much y'all. It's been a really stressful week and I sure did need it! 😭

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Annie Altevers · June 7, 2026

I was driving too and almost had to pull over 😂😂😂 I hope your week gets better 🌸

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It Ain't Easy Being Eldritch · June 7, 2026

Absolutely LMFAO at the riff about "Ricky". Amongst my family my Dad is called Ricky (or Dicky) sometimes. 😅😂 And in his younger days, he was absolutely the kind of Ricky that James and Jimmie described. 😅😂😅😂

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Stephanie Mertz · June 7, 2026

Winnie the Pooh slapping a 10 year old. I'm done. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Stephen Watts · June 7, 2026

To share my Disneyworld injury story, I looked up after hearing a loud bang overhead by the Magic Kingdom castle... and got firework shard in my eye. My parents told a staff/ cast member and was taken to the Disney World Magic Kingdom Medical Center, a real very depressing place just off Main Street USA. Got it washed out and free Ice-cream vouchers for the rest of our stay.

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Tasha · June 8, 2026

Ouch!

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Bethany Lynn · June 7, 2026

This episode needs a warning to not listen while driving. I was crying so hard while picturing Winnie Pooh on the whiteness stand I had to pull over. 🐷

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Jen Fred · June 7, 2026

I am dying that James is dying about Winnie the Pooh 😂😂😂

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70Boss302 · June 7, 2026

Him laughing that hard made me laugh so hard, I I got the goddamn hiccups!

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Mari Sullivan · June 7, 2026

The 40s voice is back!!! 🙌 Love it sooo much James!! And that Jimmie joined in and does it great too! Sooo funny!!!

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blue · June 7, 2026

I have an uncle Ricky. He is getting close to 70, I better spend some time with him here soon.

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Erika Fultz · June 7, 2026

My mom got traumatized by it's a small world! I was 4 and we got stuck between 2 totally discordant languages for almost an hour. I loved it, but my mom CANNOT listen to that song, even 46 years later!

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Annie Altevers · June 7, 2026

😂As a kid we got stuck on Haunted Mansion right next to the medium and the crystal ball for over an hour!

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Jill Royson · June 7, 2026

Join Def Leppard 😂😂 Theme Park Disasters is absolute favourite

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Annie Olson · June 7, 2026

I just know Disney’s lawyers are TIRED. 😭😭😂

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Alexis Bergstrom · June 7, 2026

My dad was a Ricky when he was young. Goes by Rick now. Spent 6 weeks in a full body cast after a motorcycle accident. Got hit in the forehead with the blunt end of an axehead when it flew off the handle. And many more things over time. He'll be 70 this year. Possibly the only Ricky in history to make it that long. As an added bonus, bright red hair. Little Ricky the redhead. 😬🤣

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Jen B. · June 7, 2026

70?! Wow. Glad the axe head flew off 😳

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Lilly Mongold · June 7, 2026

Reminds me of what yall said in an episode a while back. Companies would rather pay a lawsuit rather than actually recalling a car that is a lemon. I feel this can also apply with disney at this point.

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Bryan Butler · June 7, 2026

Jimmie: some fucking idiot from Mesa James: yeah, that tracks Jimmie: that tracks as fuck! Me: lol

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Dorothy B · June 7, 2026

Speaking of Santa mishaps, in 1986 in my hometown, Santa dropped dead in front of a bunch of children waiting in line to see him. I was already away at college (I’m ancient) but I remember that my brother couldn’t wait to call me to tell me.

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Amy Jeanne Jones · June 7, 2026

Bahaha--we're a twisted bunch, aren't we?! 😂 I finished college in 84, so you are NOT old!

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Joe Weniger · June 7, 2026

Best and worst game ever. Everytime these guys say "babe" or someone has a body part taken you shot gun a beer.

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Katie Reif · June 7, 2026

this is my favorite series of bonus…no doubt

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bailey freer · June 7, 2026

Yaaaaall. I used be a ride testing/instrumentation engineer at Disney World. These are my absolute favorite. Please keep them coming!!!!

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Darren Jenkins · June 7, 2026

Pooh, pimp slapping a little girl. In court, Pooh had no pants on. Dancing bottomless in court.

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Stephen Tot · June 7, 2026

I couldn't stop laughing at the Winnie the Poo incident. Especially when James lost it

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Cam 🛸 · June 7, 2026

Rollercoasters are so terrifying & these episodes just add the cherry on top.

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Liz Rutherford · June 7, 2026

My brother lost part of his middle, ring and pinky fingers on his left hand from a lawnmower accident when we were teenagers. My mother told me to go find his fingers and I did it. Only found his index finger. Put it on ice, had our older sister drive me to the hospital. My mom asked me to look again. Hell morherfucking no.

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Susan Nelson · June 7, 2026

OMG! I couldn’t stop laughing about the Pooh Bear slap. So glad I didn’t listen to this episode before our recent trip to Disneyland. Scary!!

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Jen B. · June 7, 2026

I almost lost it from James dying laughing at the image 🤣🤣🤣

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Rebecca Harrelson · June 7, 2026

I waited for this!! And re-joined immediately for this lol Moneys tight but this is worth it. Love hearing James laugh so hard and jimmy be oh so silly. Y’all also know A LOT about the layout of certain theme parks lol I assume it’s cause you have kids - or just really good map memories

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Tasha · June 8, 2026

I was thinking damn they know the park layouts better than I know my way home

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Renata · June 7, 2026

I’m telling yall! Waldameer in Erie pa, classic & new rides, beach down the road! Look up the visit Erie webpage. You’ll live! 🤣🤣

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Rich · June 7, 2026

Winnie the Pooh and the titty grabbing pig segments had me crying lmao

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Jen B. · June 7, 2026

I had to go back 15s to make sure I heard James correctly 🤣🤣🤣

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Jake Greene · June 7, 2026

Jimmie is so confident that Disneyland rides are gone 😂

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Lizzy J · June 7, 2026

I was dying 😂😂 Was just there last week. Can confirm Thunder Mountain 100% still exists.

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Jennifer S. · June 7, 2026

Should I be this excited to hear about disasters?

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Amy Jeanne Jones · June 8, 2026

Yes, you absolutely should.

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Casey A · June 7, 2026

im DESPERATE to know if you guys ever went to action park and we need a storytime if so!!!

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Justin Simmons · June 7, 2026

I'm pretty sure James said he did?

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Renata · June 7, 2026

First!! 🖕🖕

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Justin Simmons · June 7, 2026

Damn you!!!! 😂