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May 11, 2026

A Predictable Poisoning, Rocky Mountain Spotted Anger, Freezing Cold Poop Water

More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a mexican food restaurant, where the paramedics are not surprised when you call them, after eating there. A water park, where the water may be freezing, and there is plenty of poop. A Walgreens location, where the employees apparently take great joy in telling you that they can't help, even if you have a disease that we've never heard of & much more!!

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Carol King · June 29, 2026

When I lived in Phoenix years ago, Walgreens gave me the wrong prescription. I was supposed to get an antibiotic for a sinus infection and they ended up giving me Prozac instead this was shortly after Prozac first came out and I was taking triple what the normal dose was, and I thought I was going to die four years later channel 3, got in touch with me and wanted to interview me because they were doing a segment on the news about people getting the wrong prescriptions and when they interviewed me, they told me that Walgreens was the biggest pharmacy for messing up prescriptions. It was really scary. This was back in like the late 80s early 90s. I quit using Walgreens after that. They had also told me that usually it’s the techs that fill the prescriptions and the pharmacist just checked them before they go out.

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Cat Man Willy · May 23, 2026

I was waiting but it must have been before your time in Phx. There was a Filibertos on the south side that was raided by the health dept. There were dog carcasses found in the freezer. I’m not making this up. Early 1900s. And yes. I still eat there. But prefer chicken!

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Nicole Alpeter · May 20, 2026

I was a pharmacy tech when Rogaine first went big. I have no idea about the other product they mentioned, but with Rogaine, the female techs and pharmacists were advised not to handle it without gloves. It had horrible potential side effects for women who were pregnant or could be pregnant or was thinking of becoming pregnant anytime in the near future. Our pharmacists always cautioned the hell out of women on those products.

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Mimzy Dowdle · May 20, 2026

Heard that the Walgreens in Oklahoma had 2.9 stars and the boys were appalled… looked up my local one and it has 2.6 😳

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Corin Gnilka · May 19, 2026

Omg the giant burrito comment took me straight to Anchorman

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Daniel Escobedo · May 15, 2026

When I lived in Phoenix, I would go to Salazar Bros on 46th st. & Priest. If I remember correctly.

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Tara Sauerwald · May 15, 2026

I think Phoenix hospitals have a special diagnosis code specifically for people who get sick after eating at Filiberto’s.

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Wickedspades · May 15, 2026

Retriever not lab, but true

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Wickedspades · May 15, 2026

Retriever not lab, labs are shorthair

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Laura Riley · May 14, 2026

Former Walgreens pharmacist here. This is 1000% true🤣

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Three Owls · May 14, 2026

I believe some Filabertos are franchised, which can account for differences in food quality. Ones owned by the family are the best.

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Cassandra and her name was Cassandra Thompson · May 13, 2026

As you were explaining Filiberto’s, I pulled up to a red light at 19th Ave & Pinnacle Peak and wouldn’t ya know it—a Filiberto’s! I was so craving Bertos as I listened, lol.

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Kelsey Murphy · May 13, 2026

I work in the pharmacy at a Walgreens so this is cracking me up 🤣

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ALL Panic…NO Disco 🪩 · May 13, 2026

Viva la stool!!! (Watch too much family guy. I’m ashamed)

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Melinda Golladay · May 13, 2026

This gave me flashbacks to my pharmacy days in Walgreens. People are terrible. That guy complaining about the hours can get delivery.

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Becca Thomas · May 13, 2026

Pico de Galo. Isn't that James' last name? (I'll see myself out)

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Susan Kilbride · May 13, 2026

Machaca burritos!

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Kate McIntyre · May 12, 2026

I just wanted to let you know there is a new build Filiberto’s in Surprise 😂

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Joshua L Roderick · May 12, 2026

Quinton daily loved donuts and cocaine!!

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Trey Bivens · May 12, 2026

I’ve worked in bars for 10 years and I promise you women absolutely smear shit on walls for fun. More often than in the men’s room in my personal experience.

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Joe Jamokha · May 12, 2026

I know that sometimes you guys go on the wrong kinds of rants, but this one takes the cake. “I don’t like guacamole! My name is James and I’m a little girl!” JK, there is nothing wrong with being a little girl. Fucking go and eat a spoonful right now, and tell me you changed your mind. I can’t trust you if you say you don’t like guac, because what else are you lying about?

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Krista Lelie · May 12, 2026

Being a tall woman (I’m 6’0”)… I have hit my shins on those stupid bars on shopping carts before… hurts like hell

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Alicia C · May 12, 2026

I agree with James. Horchata is jizzy…the viscosity is too close.

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Alisa S · May 12, 2026

When is this coming to Netflix 😭 I wanna see Jimmies face 😅

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Christian Gavey · May 11, 2026

James, I love ya. But not eating guacamole is the weirdest thing I've ever heard. Especially if you like Mexican food.

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Kathleen Irving · May 11, 2026

I used to work at a hotel with an indoor pool. It was heated but just that just meant it was warmer then it would be outside. Luke warm not hot. I had people come to the desk and ask if i could turn it up. No. Cause its not a jacuzzi and thry time it would take to heat up that much water is crazy.

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Susan · May 11, 2026

You know why the pharmacist know about meds? They have a book called PDR(Physician's Desk Reference). It tells chemical name and structure, it tells size and color of pills; the dose and suggestion period of time to take. Then there was a computer program with same info

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Mahlon Wilson · May 11, 2026

The Utah version for bertos is Betos 😂

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Alyse Christensen · May 11, 2026

When McDonald’s no longer had dollar drinks it was the last nail in the coffin

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Crystal Winters · May 11, 2026

Also, you guys give women WAY too much credit. 🤣🤣

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Crystal Winters · May 11, 2026

As an RN I will never understand why someone goes to school, take’s out numerous loans, study’s their butt off and shed’s a millions tears just to be an asshole to someone they’re supposed to be caring for! UGH.

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Vanessa Simpson · May 11, 2026

There is a similar place in Denver on Pecos Street called Viva Burrito. I would hit there for breakfast on the drive to Az 2-3 times a year at like 2 am. Every damn time the same chick would forget my straw for my ice tea or something in my order. She knew, I knew she was going to fuck me over and I just referred to her as the burrito whore. She knew I called her that and she probably called me that white bitch but, it was the carne asada burrito to prime my pallet for better food to Az. Now in Wisconsin where I love the trees but, I do miss my burrito whore lol

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Shane Bolt · May 17, 2026

You gotta luv the burrito whore.

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Pat Bemont · May 11, 2026

Muuk

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Bri · May 11, 2026

I'm not sure what hair supplement the Walgreen girl was trying to buy, but biotin can have adverse effects and most health professionals don't recommend it unless you have a deficiency.

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Lisa King · May 11, 2026

James fucking ruining horchata for me forever 🤣

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70Boss302 · May 11, 2026

Chipotle-may cause indigestion Filibeteros-Hold my beer

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Michael Thompson · May 11, 2026

If you think about it, if the guys make was Curt, then he IS the worst guy named Mike ever.

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kMarg · May 11, 2026

I don't care that I've listened to every episode; that bass intro still rips! 😄♥️ Thanks gentlemen

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Calypso’s Mom · May 11, 2026

Walgreens, the guy that just left the dentist and didn’t have an id to pick up his rx- I’ve been to so many pharmacies so many times, including Walgreens, and the only time I’ve ever needed an ID was for controlled substances. But, it’s whoever is picking up’s ID. I’ve had people pick my rxs up and I’ve picked other people’s rxs up. For my controls they have to show their ID, but I don’t have to be present. Any pharmacists that can confirm that?

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Amy Sousa · May 11, 2026

Filiberto’s sounds exactly like the Robertito’s “franchise” in Fresno, right down to the repurposed fast food restaurants, modified names (Roberto’s, Alberto’s, Albertito’s) and gastric roulette. So bad, so good! 😂

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Ashley V · May 11, 2026

Heyyyy Fresno!!! Best place to eat after a night of drinking lmao if In N Out is closed by then.

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Miss Noble's 1st grade classroom · May 11, 2026

I teach 1st grade and we have a dedicated restroom. The custodian had to shut down the boys side of the bathroom because he had to clean feces out of a urinal! Fortunately not one of my students but was another first grade male CHILD! 🙄🤔

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Jacqueline Hannaford · May 11, 2026

Oh women do definitely shit on purpose not in the toilet. And then there's period products.

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Ashley V · May 11, 2026

Yup. I worked at a target years ago. A woman shat in the women’s dressing room right on the little seat. There were ass cheek marks in the shit. And when I worked at Michael’s craft store, the women’s bathroom was often covered in blood or shit. Not saying the men’s was cleaner. Just that women CAN be as nasty.

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Jeff Stanton II · May 11, 2026

The lazy river at MGM Grand in Vegas requires you to purchase your own inner tube $40

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Zazzua · May 11, 2026

Freezing cold poop water? This is going to be fun!

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Jessica Schafer · May 11, 2026

I went to an orthopedic surgeon to get x rays and an MRI for my shoulder. Been having pain for 4 months, unable to do simple things like put on a sweatshirt. And the doctors advice was...well you can just live with it cause no one's ever died of it. LOL OKAY

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Ashley Jylland-Hade · May 11, 2026

We try SO hard to be patient and empathetic, I promise. But if you had to deal with the people we do every day, it would make more sense when we’re a little “curt” with people 😉

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Angie · May 11, 2026

My husband, when he gets a man cold or even a headache acts like he’s on his deathbed. I always ask him if I need to call Hospice to get his room ready. When it comes to major things though, he’s a champ. Doesn’t complain or pull the “woe is me” stuff. Headache? At death’s door. Severe COVID where he couldn’t get out of bed for a week (I have never seen this man this ill in the 27 years we have been together)? He just pushed through. So odd.

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Katy Clark · May 11, 2026

Rocky Mountain ED! 😂

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AndrewsPsyche · May 11, 2026

As a healthcare worker & paramedic- I ALWAYS appreciate a good "familiar location"...

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Jeff Jamerson · May 11, 2026

I'll be 44 in July, and just learned via Jimmie that Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever is rickets. Always heard it called RMSF in NC

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Jay · May 11, 2026

It’s not lol, Rickets is a childhood disease caused by dietary deficiency. RMSF is caused by the bacteria Rickettsia rickettsii which I assume is why he said that.

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Manj Sangha · May 11, 2026

Yesss! Need this on this miserable Monday morning in the UK

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AndrewsPsyche · May 11, 2026

so sorry to hear it's as miserable over there as it is here across pond! i know this'll help mine!