BONUS - PERSONAL ADS!
The Personal Ads are back, baby!
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Jimmie, you’re better looking than you think you are!
You guys should do an episode on Craigslist missed connections
Is NA Native American possibly?
“Take it easy Koresh” 😂😂😂
NATIVE AMERICAN
I got broad interests too.
SNAF, maybe "sorry, not a fan."
OMG you guys are killing me!!! 🤣🤣🤣. This was the best ever. Loved the big guy who liked hiding!!! I remember seeing a lady on TV once that said her requirements were Job, Car, Hair and Teeth!!!! 😂. Thanks so much for this James & Jimmy, you're the best!!! ❤️
So excited to listen to the Personal Ads! I remember as a teen we rated the women on a Pretty scale 1 pretty…5 gross The men we were really hard on. Same sales as women but if you got a 1 you better be HOT and if you got a 5 you were the grosses guy alive! Now I’m going to listen with a few friends and do tequila shots on the 70’s scale. See ya.
I know I’m late, but Jordan’s first number was 23, so if you go in order, the next number should be 45 (123456789).
These guys have obviously never gone barefoot into a portapotty at a hippy festival. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Morning people catching strays out here. Sorry, I’m up at 5am which means I gotta go to bed at 9.
Country music was so popular in the 90’s, I took a line dancing class in middle school. lol 😳🤦🏼♀️
YAAAAY!!! Before I even listen. I know I will enjoy!
Idk if anyone said this but it was Madison Reed back in the day 👩🏻🦰 for hair dye
Haha I’m a demented crazy woman! I love setting up camping!!
NA = Native American
W subs could be western suburbs! Makes sense with Chicago.
I’m laughing so hard that they can’t figure out Native American tag 😂
Oh Jimmy!
I think I laughed the hardest at James and Jimmies avoidance of concerts and camping in tents! I was that friend who always said…what are we doing? We have the ability to sleep off the ground and concerts are a recipe for certain disaster. I like a hike. I love music. Do we have to ruin it with sleeping on pebbles and mass amounts of other people🤣
The more I listen to these personal ads, the more I'm convinced when women ask for tall men, they're thinking size below the belt is than larger than average.... You know, big hands/feet?🤣
The last one is saying he lives in the southwest side of Chicago lol SW Side
Na=Native American
SNAF - Single Not Attached Female? I.e. no kids
"Fuzzy/Furry" most likely means they are a Furry and are looking for another Furry.
Omg, “enjoys hiding”… actual tears! Thank you. Classic
Lmao the way I bought the Madison Reed hair dye bc I heard it on here 😭
Listening to this i have to say I clean bathrooms daily. Granted their teenagers but quite a few times the women's bathrooms have had writings using used tampons as the pen.
Could it just be 2-3 and then 4-5... Like just the following numbers? (Talking about the Jordan tangent at the beginning)
Ouch within the first couple mins I feel called out… I’m 45 and lonely 😂
The Prometheus ad was insane lmao. That person truly had to be insufferable 😂
The ad for 2 guys in the 80’s was prob put up by their mom. 2 for 1! 🤣
HOLD UP!!! Will there be a Ludicri at the ballet festival?? Otherwise, I'm not going! 😂
I’ve never yelled at Jimmie and James through my phone until tonight…. “Single Native American Female!!” 🤪
N means never married on many government / county forms! not sure if that’s what it meant here but I have to explain this to people all the time as a social worker helping people get benefits
If James has to say "please don't isolate that!",,,, It's a great episode!!🤣
My 77 year old mother wants to know if Jimmie has a "special lady in his life." 😂 She thinks he's adorable and wants to "spoil him." I'm 54. I shudder to think of even a sliver of this becoming reality 😂😂😂
SNAF Single, Native American, Female
That Longview was definitely Longview, Washington.
Jimmie taking the test almost killed me!
My hair is Auburn. Looks red in sun or outside and brown inside 😂
22:15 "hey guys, look at the GUY WITH THE HOOKA'!!"
“Slightly above average” god I rolled my eyes so hard.
Of course there’s a “young 50.”
OMG! First one from Longview mentions the PNW. It’s Longview, WA! That’s my hometown 😂😂😂
23.... 45....
These were great! For future episodes, check out Style Weekly from Richmond, VA. I used to read the personal ads for entertainment in the 90s!
DWFBSO - Divorced White Female Butt Stuff Okay, seeking anyone taller than Jimmie.
I used to like concerts, but now I’m 35 and standing for hours makes my knees hurt 😅
SNAF is single Native American female
He's a pimp and she needs to know how to sell herself. Bi-sexual definitely a plus, Definitely no kids, so she is always available.
Fun fact: Jordan wore 45 because his older brother wore that number. MJ always said his brother was more talented than him and that’s why he wore 23. To him, that was “half” of 45.
I hate camping too.
Auburn is a natural hair color. I had that color. It's brown with natural red highlights.
My daughter has Auburn hair. Her sister is a true red head. But she’s got too much brown to be a true red head
The first date 12/15/1995 is the day after I was born! Haha 😂
This episode has had me laughing so gard
NAF=Native American Female
45 was his baseball number
SNAF: Slurring & nasal as fuck?
Im 41, my late fiance was 16 yrs older than me. I prefer guys 10yrs or more older. I find them more mature then guys my age
Please don't isolate this...
NA - Native American?
Listening to them struggle with NA is hysterical
James, "Stand by your man. I think it says that in the Bible." My wife, "That was fucking Tammy Wynette you asshole!" Hahaha! 😂
See you boys in Buffalo!
You guys gotta remember what you’ve previously done. These are all from the last personal ad bonus lol. Same jokes too… sad day
Right! I get that their workload is crazy and that STM pays the mortgage. I get (sadly) that CIS isn't the golden child anymore- but this wasn't great.
SNAF Single Native American Female
Business guy was 100% Amway.
SNAF, Single Native American Female.
Hahaha I am the sick, demented fuck that LOVES camping. The setup, cooking outdoors, getting high by the fire, all amazing. ⛺️🏕
I recently converted a cargo trailer into a camper so I can go to more hippie music festivals, James’s hate for those things makes me want to do it even more 😂
The wifey and I have been together for like, I don’t know, 8 or 10 years, but July 20th will be two years married. She was married to a guy who had been in and out of prison and county all those years. So, to speed things along so we could actually be “married married,” our pastor, Chuck, took the initiative and, along with the other 25 people in our church family, set up a GoFundMe page to raise the money for Kady’s divorce. I don’t know any other church that would do that shit. HAHA
That's fantastic! 😂
45 was Jordan baseball number.
I'm in complete agreement about concerts. From a young age I thought it was way too loud and sounded so much worse in person. 😆 I definitely prefer a smaller live music experience, if any. Even then it's probably too loud for my grandma ears. (I'm 44, btw) And yes to camping. The few times I went camping I went to bed by 7pm because there is NOTHING TO DO.
6’1”, enjoys hiding made me drop my cup of coffee from laughing
Being that it's in Nevada, could N stand for Native?
Snaf= single native American female
She was Asian though.
I looked it up. It seems SNAF means Standard North American family. 🙄 so silly 😂
Per Google, SNAF - Standard North American Family. 😐
Found this same thing! So weird 😂
ChatGTP (🤣) says its " in a personal ad or dating profile, SNAF usually stands for Single and Available Female". Who knows? 🙄
Newly single Female. Lol
Very funny especially the guy ads. 😂👏
“Average or above looks?” “Says who?” “Height 5’9 or more?” “You bitch.” “I’ve failed every single question already.” James wheezing…. My favorite.
I've gotta say, I'm down with the whole Prometheus<>Tempest vibe... Any single tempestuous hellions out there .. dm this Prometheus
I had the '67 Pontiac Tempestuous
I haven’t even opened this newest Personal Ads to listen yet and I’m already thrilled with it! I’ve been binging the archived episodes and laughing hysterically. (Much eye rolling from my husband)
NA could be Native American 🤷♂️
I agree with James, camping SUCKS!
SNAF- Single Native American Female
Source: my aunt met her husband via ad back in the early 90s& she's a Native so that was her tag
This was so much fun to listen to, thank you!
James is aging at an unbelievable rate, he’ll probably hate his own shows in a year or so. They better stop with this whole ticket thing, or lower these ticket sales to 5 dollars at the door. I hope you all understand my sarcasm, I love these dudes
I was kind of wondering if he doesn’t want us to go to their live shows either with that rant 😂
Dude seeking his Vampire Queen is somehow the best adjusted 🤷♀️
Men: Be hot with big boobs and friends we can have sex with and be okay disappearing. Women: It’d be nice if you were taller than me and have a job.
Single Normal Active Female?
LMAO. I listened to the Personal Ads bonus from last year (Jan 4, 2025) today to get ready for this episode. Started playing this fresh one and the guys are reviewing the SAME ads from that episode and don't seem to recognize them haha. Must've opened the wrong document or something. Thought I was losing my mind for a bit there until they got the Brazilian lady in Reno again and then I had no doubt. Hope if they read this they get as big a laugh out of it as I did.
Okay l backed out the episode because l thought l was listening to the old one! That’s hilarious guys.
Yeah
SNAF - single, Native American, female maybe?
I feel like that’s the best bet
Wasn’t Jordan wearing 45 to honor his dad?
What not sucks
Yay!!!
WOOOOOOOO