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April 14, 2026

From Hero To Hunted - Bruno Fernandes De Souza - Part 1

This week, we talk about a Brazilian soccer star, who ends up accused of one of the worst, most despicable things that human being could possibly be capable of. He came from a dirt poor neighborhood, never even thinking he could be a star. But he ends up famous, reasonably wealthy, and always looking for new women, despite being a married man. He impregnates an aspiring model, who had a 4 year run in porn, but he denies the baby isn't his. This woman disappears. Last seen heading to Bruno's farm. A surprise witness comes forward, and blows the case wide open!!

Grow up in the favella, wanting to get out, use your soccer skills to make a much better life for you, and your family, and have the entire Brazilian police force hunt for you on kidnapping & possible murder charges with Bruno Fernandes De Souza - Part 1!!

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Comments (31)

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Ally Brown · August 6, 2026

One of my friends is from Brazil and she was tickled by James’ pronunciation attempts 😂

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David Durden · June 23, 2026

I'll li⁸

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J Johnston · June 18, 2026

After listening to Dan's Timesuck Caligula episode. Which you guys sat in on, Bruno de Souza was the episode you told everyone to check out. I've been a huge fan of all the shows since. Thanks for the great stories!

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Stephanie Oliveira · May 18, 2026

As a Brazilian, this is my favorite episode. Hearing the guys trying to figure out our weird sayings. 🤣🤣

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Adam · April 30, 2026

Jimmie at 1h 28m 40s: “[They] don’t have a dog in this fight”. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

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Carey Turner · April 30, 2026

I lost it when James said, you can’t have all that nudity around here with all these finger foods! You might lose a Cheese Puff in there! Aahhh hahahaha!!

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Rodney Montgomery Jr · April 28, 2026

Maccarao means macaroni (or spaghetti if poorly translated) 😂

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Savannah Davis · April 22, 2026

I love the revisits of the older episodes! 🖤👏🏼

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Débora Mereles · April 21, 2026

I am 20 minutes in, and already having so much fun. I grew up in Paraguay and know all of these teams and players.

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Linda Stone · April 21, 2026

Big shoulders and little, being call, "Sock Head". May be referring to the Rock'em Sock'em Robot game?

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Marty Rice · April 20, 2026

Yeah, I'm relatively certain I was one of the first 7. Way to go, boys. See you in September.

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Thomas Gallagher · April 20, 2026

Pretty sure this was my first listen. Was searching Carruth and saw this. WTF!

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Joey Painting · April 20, 2026

This was the first podcast I ever listened to. Haha

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James Shanagher · April 17, 2026

The original episode was my introduction to CIS, couldn’t stop listening after that!

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Brianna Jorgensen · April 16, 2026

Diego has the map 😂😂😂

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Sergio Salgado · April 16, 2026

Hearing James say my name during this episode made me feel like I was in trouble 😂😂 lol this a great episode!

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Ray Bullock · April 16, 2026

Jimmie and James, Devin Booker makes 72.5 million a year from the suns since 2025 until the 2029-2030 season. This does not count his Nike signature shoe deal, so he could buy half of downtown Phoenix probably? 🤷🏾🤣

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Neil Polling · April 16, 2026

In football (Soccer ⚽️) The player doesn't get any of the transfer fee.... they negotiate a contract separately For example, Jonny goalie could be sold from Team A to Team B for £40 million... but he would have to have his own contract agreed before he goes to the other team... like a 5 year deal for £70k a week, for example

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Nurse Ratchet · April 15, 2026

Is it just me or does Jimmy sound like he's stoned out of his gord on this episode🤣

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Stephen Watts · April 15, 2026

For the record there was a Brazilian empire.... but not since the 1800s it was the Portuguese Royal family who fled Portugal when Napoleon invaded weirdly interesting story.

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Daniel Sandomenico · April 15, 2026

James pronouncing foreign words & names, is one of life’s little treasures :)

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Clover Turmes · April 15, 2026

Listening. Since 1 week after this was released originally, and wow what a glow up!!! Thank you 💕

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Teamrocket · April 15, 2026

Oh this is gonna be good!

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Reginald Matthews · April 15, 2026

You gotta do an episode of the Kobe stopper..Ruben Patterson who was a convicted rapist who got a contract with Portland. I'm sure you're watching the Jail Blazers right now..if not, shame on you guys lol 😆

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Jim Shaughnessy · April 14, 2026

I was one of the seven!

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Bean · April 14, 2026

🫡

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Kip Sousley · April 14, 2026

This one is one of the absolute worst

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Tyler S. Haecherl · April 14, 2026

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Zazzua · April 14, 2026

Hearing about the radio station hit me hard and made me appreciate the determination you two have. Thank you for going on this journey and for taking me with you.

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Idian ijay cortez · April 14, 2026

I was having trouble downloading this episode before I left from work. Was hoping there wasn’t an issue. I’m good now.

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Jeremy Doran · April 14, 2026

I’ve been waiting for this!!!