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April 13, 2026

Casino For Children, World's Fair Leftovers, Cloudy Water Problems

More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for an arcade/bowling alley, where people spend huge amounts of money, only to be furious at huge claw machines, that people claim are "rigged". A Knoxville, Tennessee landmark, where people can pay a fee to look out over 2 story buildings. A public pool, where you come for the cooling water, and stay for the goose feces & much more!!

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Comments (67)

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David R Askue · October 1, 2026

Black candle murder party

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Christopher wallin · July 28, 2026

Just catching up on episodes and just had to say round one is an old sears!! You guys nailed it lol

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PaddyRVA · May 17, 2026

Hey fellas...if you haven't already, please do some hospital and/or public school reviews. Perfect ven diagram of scary and hilarious.

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Cayanne · April 27, 2026

Thank you. Finally someone said it! Hate the Grateful Dead!

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Tori Gagne · April 22, 2026

Im not rude, you fuckers!😂 jk I'd be her exactly. If I ever had to bartend I would be terrible and also cry..I hate peopleing!

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Maritza Diaz · April 21, 2026

I've been to that pool. It's been a while, so I don't know if it's gone downhill. People from outside Bergen county pay extra. And they have a Facebook page that they update letting you know if they're at capacity.

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January · April 20, 2026

Cops (and dispatchers!) use the word female as a descriptor. So either the guy is a cop or just a douche bag!

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Combos · April 19, 2026

Never Buck is Young Buck's new album. Cheers from Nashville, y'all...

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Robin · April 17, 2026

Comment for James. The leftover pizza warming trick is BRILLIANT. I don’t know what episode you mentioned it as i go back and forth with past shows. OMG it’s AMAZING.🤩

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Shayne Drake · April 17, 2026

As someone that spend a good chunk of their life in the hellhole that is Knoxville, I couldn't argue with any of your points. And bonus, after all that time in Knoxville I've never been to the sunsphere.

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Debra Hartwick · April 16, 2026

If you’re gonna freak out over ten dollar tickets, remember this saying, early is on time, on time is late and late is unacceptable

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Kevin Hansen · April 16, 2026

There will be geesecies!!!

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Nunya_bsnss · April 16, 2026

55:15 Japan outlawed gambling so they only have legal Pachinko parlors. It's basically the same as slots, but uses small metal balls and pegs close to Pinball. You trade in the balls for the prizes. Still could be run by Kiryu and Majima...

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Erik Molnar · April 16, 2026

If you've been to LaGuardia airport, you've seen that f****** thing

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Maggie King · June 3, 2026

I jumped a fence with friends to hear Procol Harum in 1967! Underneath that huge globe. Epic. Drove my exec Dad tp LaGuardia at least 3X/week, but moved in the 70s. I recall a cemetery that went on for miles?

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Nunya_bsnss · April 15, 2026

35:00 THE FEMALE

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Lisa King · April 15, 2026

‘STOP RUINING MY HANDLE!!!’ 🤣🤣🤣

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Lexi Ivens · April 15, 2026

I’m from Knoxville, l drove by there sunsphere while listening to this episode. Years ago there was a restaurant/bar in the top of the sphere, the observatory deck sits in the middle. It was definitely better when it was free, definitely not worth $10.

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Adrienne · April 15, 2026

You can check out anytime you want, but you can never leave. Nasty pool stories lol.

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Michael McCoy · April 15, 2026

Gambling is absolutely huge in Japan in the form of Pachinko parlors, which are everywhere in big wards like Shinjuku

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Cali Girl · April 14, 2026

Can’t die from Tylenol. The most it will do is make you very mentally slow and tired, and severe liver damage.

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Jeremy Doran · April 14, 2026

You absolutely can OD on Tylenol. Don’t give people misinformation that can lead to their death. What’s wrong with you

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Joshua L Roderick · April 14, 2026

I live in a small county beside if Knoxville and the sunsphere used to have a restaurant inside of it like a nice one. they're might be something up there anymore I won't pay the rec bucks bc it sucks I just go watch concerts in the summer at the fair grounds beside of it!!

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Erika Fultz · April 14, 2026

If mayo hasn't been infiltrated by any food crumbs or is in a squeeze bottle, can actually remain out of the fridge. I refrigerate mine because I prefer the flavor, but unrefrigerated packets and bottles can be safe to eat.

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Maggie King · June 3, 2026

Thanks for yr explanation. I spent 40 years running huge commercial kitchens w Marriott. Mayo is stable. Its the proteins (eggs, meats etc) that'll sicken peeps. I'm too tired to text lol.

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Savannah Allen · April 14, 2026

Ahhh, my hometown eyesore....I actually love the sunsphere just for it's unique and weird look.

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Samantha · April 14, 2026

I worked at a public pool for 6 summer during high school/college, early to mid 2000s. I just checked and they STILL only charge $6 per person! Kids 2 and younger are free and seniors $5. $20 is nuts!

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Bailey Herndon · April 14, 2026

I think you guys should do “small town murder” reviews. Do your own show 😂

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Molly Horan · April 14, 2026

We have that Round 1 place here in Michigan, too, at a mall in Auburn Hills.

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Molly Horan · April 14, 2026

How cool! I went to the 1982 World's Fair when I was 12. I love the Simpsons episode, too, they were storing wigs in it!

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Mgncapri · April 14, 2026

THANK YOU on the "Female" observation. I feel like it's such a weird "I'm going to reduce your to the biological term" thing. Drives me nuts. Also. I worked for a job where we had dueling 1 star battles with a bar after one of our employees left a review saying they watered down their liquor. Our employees also got us all banned from a completely different bar for going in and getting blasted too many times. It was a pretty chaotic place.

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Nunya_bsnss · April 15, 2026

Some would say: great times had by some

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Lori Simmonds · April 14, 2026

Love it

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Matressa, Countess of Whorington · April 14, 2026

Re: females. I thought they were being super PC. Instead of saying "girls", "gals", "ladies", "dames", "broads". To a ridic agree

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Maggie King · June 3, 2026

I'm 73. I didn't hear the term 'Females' until cop shows and hiphop got popular. Along w 'associates'. I think young black men thought it sounded more professional and detached. Like the police reports. The term Female, to me, is desensitizing and cold. Dude up above called it: incels or psychopaths. I love "broads". I like most of those terms, depending on who says it.

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Rainee Courtnage · April 14, 2026

Golf and Stuff has golf carts! Fun to race.

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Omaha, Nebraska · April 13, 2026

best amoral podcasters out there

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Angelina Marconi · April 13, 2026

Glenn Jacobs - better known as Kane from the WWE - is the mayor of Knox County. He needs to address these issues 😆😆

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Nash essman · April 13, 2026

In construction if you say "females" i assume you're an incel or your wife wears the pants.

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Matressa, Countess of Whorington · April 13, 2026

Golf n Stuff is real????

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Melody Harris · April 13, 2026

Gambling for money in a casino style setup is illegal in Japan so instead they bypass this with Pachinko. You exchange your Pachinko balls for "tokens " or "prizes" that you can exchange for cash off the property of the Pachinko parlor. I would love to hear Pachinko parlor reviews in a future episode!

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Liz Rutherford · April 13, 2026

World's Fair makes me think of H.H. Holmes. 😂

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melissa · April 14, 2026

Thought the same thing 🤣

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Alison Lahners · April 13, 2026

This was the funniest episode, I laughed so hard I cried. Love you guys

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Melissa Bazemore · April 13, 2026

Please do a review on Screendoor PDX🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Lauren Gray · April 13, 2026

The Round 1 really is where the old Sears was 🤣 I love you guys so much

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Cara (Care-uh) · April 13, 2026

Lmaoooooo I KNOW THAT ROUND ONE - my husband's family lives on that side of town in Tucson, and we've been to the Total Wine that shares a wall with it Just trying to drive into the parking lot is a NIGHTMARE Especially on a Friday evening/Saturday

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Olivia Fisher · April 13, 2026

It’s $3.43 for kids at our local pool and $6.80 for adults 😅 (I checked the website!)

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Blue · April 13, 2026

The guy that said he spent $450 is full of shit. $150 kept me, my wife, and 2 kids entertained for 2 or 3 hours.

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Don Nelson · April 13, 2026

Got news for you, Jimmie... pizza ain't $2 a slice in NY anymore! Especially now that dear leader has decided to blockade the freaking blockade!

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Jay Little · April 13, 2026

If you smell chlorine at the pool, it generally indicates that there is actually not enough disinfectant. If you can't smell it, or hurt your eyes, it is likely a proper chlorinated pool. Look it up.

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Suzanne Gribble · April 13, 2026

The Round 1 in Tucson is literally in the space where Sears used to be. It's ground level & basement, so those are your two stories.

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Brandi · April 13, 2026

Knoxville is lovely.

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Sue-bob’s hot titties!! · April 13, 2026

Warren county nj here, seaside heights is the closest shore point to us and it’s two hours from us. The better shore points are further away!! Also seaside is where jersey shore was filmed. we do not claim those people, I think only one of them was actually from nj the others were all from ny.

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Mirissa Misiowiec · April 13, 2026

My first husband (52) regularly sends me fish and beach pictures just to rub it in that I live 10 hours from the ocean. Bastard.

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Chris Bedard · April 13, 2026

Our favorite arcade is a Golf n Stuff in Ventura! We drive 2 hours to get fish tacos and to play mini golf with an ocean breeze.

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Melinda Johnson · April 13, 2026

I went to this fair right after my high school graduation. The foreign exhibits were grand. Went to several the countries while I was in the Navy. Didn't go up into the Sphere though.

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Michelle Brown · April 13, 2026

When I was a kid, we went to Smoky Mountains every summer with my parents and grandparents. I remember them building that big gold dome in Knoxville. It took a few years and every summer we would look to see what kind of progress they had made. We didn’t end up going to the World’s Fair but I vividly remember seeing them building it. I thought it was so cool. I’ve been through there multiple times since, because we still go to Smoky Mountains often, but I’ve never been to it. I think we’ll stop next time we’re through there. It’s just always so close to our destination and we have been driving for 7 hours, so we never stop.

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Melinda Johnson · April 13, 2026

Yes, we kept track of it from KY. Went there after h/s graduation.

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Steven Kolocin · April 13, 2026

That McDonald's in Lancaster pa SUCKS

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Majik Tongue · April 13, 2026

Used to carry a 3 LTR of surge soda In the back pocket of the Janko Sluggs back in the 90s

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Dforbes · April 13, 2026

I loved Jame’s description of the show in the beginning lol. People and their feelings give me a break.

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J Champion · April 13, 2026

So glad you fellas are doing such a great community service by exposing all the SCAMMERS out there in the world! Love that y'all have added the third show to the mix, have been a fan for at least 8 years, and I never miss an episode. Thanks for all the laughs!

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matt eichelberger · April 13, 2026

As someone who lives in Lancaster , PA I have to tell you pronounced it wrong but I doubt you care.

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C · April 13, 2026

Nobody cares.

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PennyfarthingParade · April 13, 2026

Ahh! Sunsphere! We Knoxvillians are obsessed 😄 And I'm officially adopting The Paris of Tennessee.

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Jake Everett · April 13, 2026

Makes it funnier that there is a city named Paris in TN