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April 11, 2026

BONUS - OLD TIMEY NEWSPAPER STUFF

This week, James and Jimmie talk about some old timey death, destruction, murders and some crazy ads that would surely kill you if you purchased them!

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Jim Schnack · June 6, 2026

O9 909009

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Latasha Campbell · June 3, 2026

What was the easiest joke ever that they side stepped? I can’t hear it and I’m not that bright

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Tara Sauerwald · May 15, 2026

La Grippe is the flu in French.

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Jessica Anderson · May 6, 2026

I absolutely love the old timey newspaper stuff. People probably look at me going down the interstate wondering what's wrong with me.

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Virgil Casanova · May 2, 2026

Momma's cow puncher. Girl on top guy sucks on one tit and uses the other as a speed bag.

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Allison Gregg, ACC · April 29, 2026

Shipping fever … I gotta check the mail

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Amy Sousa · April 19, 2026

What a great time! I could listen to you guys read these all day long. And yes, shit was definitely the shit back in the day lol

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Cassie Clark · April 18, 2026

Million Ways to Die in the West on Netflix, rewatched and the ice scene had me laughing 🤣

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Carla · April 17, 2026

Epizootio issoutbreak of infectious diseases

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Leanne Wenban-Price · April 16, 2026

Please look up articles about an English boy band member called Brian Harvey. He was run over by his own car and the reason has had me laughing for years 🤣

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Lesley Jenkins · April 16, 2026

In a mad world you two keep me sane. Thank you!

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Janine Maulbeck · April 15, 2026

The little girl from Poltergeist died from sepsis after having surgery for a bowel defect.

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Janine Maulbeck · April 15, 2026

I'm surprised you guys were so surprised about what went on in the asylums. Do some research, it will blow your mind. Humans can be so cruel to other humans.

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Alexis Bergstrom · April 15, 2026

How sad is it that I knew that vet drug was a vet drug right away? Hearing James talk about shipping fever and catarrhal fever was cracking me up! I'd LOVE to know what's in that bottle!

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Sidney Mannheim · April 15, 2026

Gosh that was fun

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Susan · April 14, 2026

There are in fact laxative type medications given for liver disease. By elimination the toxins are expelled. The systems are in fact connected. Beyond your understanding. In my 50 years if nursing have given people with liver disease a medication of this type

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Rocky Reynolds · April 14, 2026

That mercury is in the P trap and will remain there until someone removes and turns it over. They'll get a surprise.

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Mishka Wolfy · April 14, 2026

Mummas cow puncher sounds like a fisting dildo 😂

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Lloyd Soucoup · April 14, 2026

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Mary (a Catholic in the South) · April 13, 2026

Grippe is the flu in German so maybe that’s what they are referring to with La Grippe? Although La is definitely not German so who the hell knows 🤷‍♀️

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Amy Breckenridge · April 15, 2026

it’s la grippe in french and la gripe in spanish too! (the flu)

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Matt Wilkins · April 13, 2026

Can anyone help me with when part one was posted? I missed it and want to listen to that first before this one. Thanks.

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Renee Carlson · April 14, 2026

January 31st was the Bonus Crime In Sports 😁

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Samantha · April 13, 2026

IMDB short synopsis of Mama’s Cowpuncher: Mama's Cowpuncher (1921) Little Harry's mother and father's ambition is for him to be a concert pianist, but he becomes the piano player in a Western dance hall. He is abused, insulted, and hazed until one day his girl tells him that she likes them rough, and just to please her, Harry becomes a terrorizing cowpuncher "rougher than the Atlantic." With the Black cook's help, he does some clever imitations of roping, bronco-busting, and sharp-shooting. Then he gets rough with the bad men and cleans them up. 🤔🤔🤔

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Ginger Thomas · April 13, 2026

Swarthy means dark-skinned. The extra adjectives James mentioned have been added by systemic racism.

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Rob Anderson · April 13, 2026

Just looked up Mummas cowpuncher movie - looks 1920’s funny on google - want to watch it now 🤔😂

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Miss Noble's 1st grade classroom · April 13, 2026

I know no one asked but here's some info about Crohn's Disease. A bowel obstruction is our worst nightmare! Either the small (usually) or large intestine has swollen shut from the inside. Immune system is trying its best to kill a part of the intestine as the wires are genetically crossed and see it as an invading entity needing destroyed! This happened to me 15 yrs ago. The human body is so amazing that once my small bowel was swollen shut, my body constructed a temporary escape tunnel (fistula) so that any waste that did trickle through could exit thru my bladder! Never underestimate the genius of the human body to continue its own existence! Heather was so young that doctors didn't even think it coulda been Crohn's. She would have lived had she been diagnosed a year or so earlier. She was constantly sick for several years before she died! 😔🙏🏼

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Marcipan · April 12, 2026

New Ulm!!!

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Ashley W. · April 12, 2026

If La Grippe is anything like the German word Grippe, it's just the flu.

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Laura · April 13, 2026

Yeah it’s just French for influenza

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Tammy Hedrick · April 12, 2026

My grandpa always used the phrase "____'s got more money than Carter's got liver pills."

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Maggie79 · April 12, 2026

Wow, I was told a different lie but also threatened with Carol Ann’s death- every time I left the house with no coat, I was told I was going to die of Pneumonia like the girl from Poltergiest

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This Guy · April 12, 2026

Aside from the obvious anti-Soviet Union propaganda piece they read I enjoyed this episode quite a lot

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ENKC · April 13, 2026

Well, I mean... fuck the USSR? Weird place to get caught up lol

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Jennifer S. · April 12, 2026

Ok, turkeys. Don’t come for me in the comments. This just needs to be said. I know race stuff makes James and Jimmie uncomfortable but it’s disingenuous of them to say “idk why they do that” when the old newspaper announced that a victim was “colored.” They KNOW why. We all KNOW why. Calling out a victim’s color or ethnicity is to inform readers “not one of us.” A white-owned newspaper with white reporters writing for white readers during the Jim Crow era treated everyone who wasn’t white as “other” because American meant white and English speaking but not English with an Irish accent. Or any accent. It’s ok to acknowledge it’s weird and gross. Go ahead and clown people for being bigots. They deserve to be made fun of, especially knowing they felt it was so important that they did extra work. It’s crazy. These people carefully spelled out each bigoted word letter by letter on a printing press because readers NEEDED to know how extremely not-white the subject of the article was. Details of not-whiteness must be given because if readers assumed a not-white person was white then readers would be giving whiteness away for free to that not-white! lol It’s ridiculous. God forbid they ever missed an opportunity to make sure remind white readers there were not-whites in their midst. “Slightly-built bronzed skin native of the Philippines,” “the maddened Filipino,” “two Negroes beat him,” “colored,” “stabbed a negro.” Just call dumb racist bullshit what it is: dumb, racist bullshit.

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Nunya_bsnss · April 12, 2026

32:45 we talk about the investigating because we're assholes, but we're not scumbags

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Omaha, Nebraska · April 12, 2026

lmao they were grift selling ivermectin for 'le grippe' then, too, wow

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Huskerholic1827 l · April 12, 2026

La grippe is old term for the flu 😆😂😂😂😂😂

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NonniX2 · April 12, 2026

This is DEFINITELY the shittiest episode yet.... THERE WILL BE POOP!!

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Esther Peerdeman · April 12, 2026

La grippe is the flu

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Snarky Moomin · April 12, 2026

My Grandma (born in 1917) was entirely obsessed by bowel health- it was such a big thing back then

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Erika Fultz · April 14, 2026

My grandma was born in '26 and would always ask me if I'd "had a BM" when I was a kid... 🤭

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Sgt. Slaughter's Cobra · April 12, 2026

The number of times I felt better after having a good shit.

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Southern Mamaw · April 12, 2026

But do your eyes sparkle?

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Crowded Crow · April 12, 2026

Physic is the old timey word for a medicinal remedy. So a physic, as opposed to psychic or physique, was a medication. Kinda confusing, outdated terms often are. 💉💊

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Lizzie · April 12, 2026

My uncle has cirrhosis of the liver and had to take MiraLax everyday because the cirrhosis made him constipated. I know that wasn't knowledge in 1911, but it's a medical knowledge now.

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Makayla · April 13, 2026

Yes! The liver and the gi tract are actually closely related lol to be fair I didn't know that until I had to start looking into a pediatric GI doctor for my son and found out that they often times do work with the liver as well

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Wasabi Kat · April 12, 2026

WE. NEED. OSHA!

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Wasabi Kat · April 12, 2026

Don't let trump get rid of osha and other worker protections

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Matressa, Countess of Whorington · April 12, 2026

When I was a kid and I expressed i had a headache, my mother's first question was always about poop. "Did you poop today?" "When was the last time you pooped?" etc I never understood the connection.

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Rainee Courtnage · April 12, 2026

Too much Tylenol kills your liver.

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Rainee Courtnage · April 12, 2026

Have you seen the snake oil ads on you tube? Nothing changes because people expect a miracle cure.

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Rainee Courtnage · April 12, 2026

Seems in these times, beatings and murder on the streets is okay again.

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Anna Gehres · April 12, 2026

When I was a kid we were told that Heather O’Rourke died because making the Poltergeist movies were too scary and after the third one her heart couldn’t take it. I believed that shit after watching her cousin in part 3 claw her way out of Madam Serena’s body.

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Rainee Courtnage · April 12, 2026

Putin was in charge back then? Falling out windows is do Rissian!

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Jenna Augustine Atwater · April 12, 2026

I fucking love A Million Ways to Die in the West 😆 🤣

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Daniel Sandomenico · April 12, 2026

PEDO GUALITO?!?!

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PurplePlissken · April 12, 2026

My neighbour fell out of his window literally a couple months back! His house still had the original glass somehow from like 1910, he tripped over the vacuum cord and that glass just gave way when he hit it. Don't worry, it was ground floor and he was fine, thankfully. But old timey glass just turned in shards of death if you fell into them

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Rainee Courtnage · April 12, 2026

Precursor to Ivermectin?

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Luc Dufresne · April 13, 2026

I was trying to remember what it was called! 😂

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Rainee Courtnage · April 12, 2026

Le gripped is the flu

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Rainee Courtnage · April 12, 2026

Cod liver pills. You could actually buy these into the 2000's. Perhaps, even today!

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Tyler Bacsi · April 12, 2026

In reference to the Hungarian/Irish fight, I live in Cleveland, and if that guy was RUNNING down Franklin Hill he had a hell of a fucking head of steam on him. That hill is ridiculously steep! 😂👌

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Lori Coxe · April 12, 2026

Woohoo!!

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Laurie Bowles · April 12, 2026

Love these!

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Jeremy Doran · April 12, 2026

They are all my favs. The boys bring their A game, regardless of subject matter!!

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Danielle Carter · April 12, 2026

These are always some of my favorites!

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Victoria Melson · April 11, 2026

Yay!!!

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Don Nelson · April 12, 2026

Yay indeed, Victoria, yay indeed!

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MamaBear · April 11, 2026

Heck ya!!!