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April 10, 2026

The Dumbest Murder Conspiracy - Deerfield, New Hampshire

This week, in Deerfield, New Hampshire, when a self made multimillionaire feels that someone has stolen his motorcycles, and his father's ashes, he puts together a team of what seems like complete morons, to carry out his wild & insane plans. This team of idiodic killers makes multiple unsuccessful attempts at their bloody goals, before pulling off the brutal murder It's a bloodbath, and a complete mess, thanks to the total incompetence of the best murder team that a rich man could buy! Will money buy freedom in a small town courtroom?

Along the way, we find out that we really should have learned more about plastic related products, that there are easier routes to take to get back stolen items, than organizing a kill squad, and that when you steal a man's father's ashes, they may be cabable of anything!!

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Comments (38)

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Michelle Areyzaga · May 13, 2026

Love when you guys do a New England episode especially NH!!! 😊🙌🏻

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Charles Jewell · May 2, 2026

Christ people are stupid.

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CINESCREEN STUDIOS LLC - Producers of MASH-UP Companion Podcast to Web Series · May 1, 2026

When Robin was mentioned as someone good at doing impressions for part of the crime, I thought of Prop Joe from The Wire making those crazy phone calls!

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Amanda Beckett · April 30, 2026

"Id dabble in a boat..." haha As someone from a small town, when someone says only an hour is very commutable is mind boggling to me. I guess it's something you can get used to? I can walk across town in an hour. Next town is 1.5hr drive, or a 7 hour ferry.

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Chris M · April 25, 2026

I \don’t a

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Micah Is Real · April 24, 2026

That's what it felt like when I got ran over. I couldn't hear it coming and when the bumper made contact with my back it felt like someone hit me with a sledgehammer as hard as they could. Then I blacked out lol.

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Katie Cronin · April 18, 2026

So did the family win the wrongful death suit?

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Joe B · April 14, 2026

This is the second recent episode where criminals used really crappy cars, including a Ford Windstar in both episodes. I used to feel sorry for people I saw driving those things but now I know they’re probably killers.

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CINESCREEN STUDIOS LLC - Producers of MASH-UP Companion Podcast to Web Series · May 8, 2026

Perfect

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Mishka Wolfy · April 14, 2026

This is insane. What a crazy story. To be that blinded by revenge is so fucked up.

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Amanda brissette · April 13, 2026

Also did you guys see this while researching? This is his son...very suspicious 🤔 https://www.wmur.com/article/raymond-man-says-he-fought-off-attackers-who-broke-into-home/5207886

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Zach Hollander · April 13, 2026

Wooooooooooooooooo

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Amanda brissette · April 13, 2026

Yesss my state with another episode! 🙌

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Bill Boaz · April 12, 2026

Mmmmmm, pig scramble sounds delicious!

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Grace Summerville · April 12, 2026

“A club footed man used to throw shit at you” 💀

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Kristi B Green · April 12, 2026

Think of any situation like a fart: if you have to force it, it's probably shit

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Smalls (smallenoughtofit) · April 11, 2026

"I'm going so 'Queen for a Day, I'm picking my Drag name'" had me DYING

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Shirley Savory · April 11, 2026

Lived on Derry during this Jack was seen all over town. His truck had his name and # for handyman work Sweet guy so sad

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SilverHairedMiddleAgedTuxedoMask · April 11, 2026

NEW SUB-RULE - "Don't bring teenagers in your death squad" now has "Also don't bring your ex-girlfriend/ex-wife in your death squad"

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Damon Stephens · April 11, 2026

I just heard this story on Mr Ballen, literally thought "I'd love to hear the guys take on this telling"

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Lauren kannemeyer · April 12, 2026

I love mr ballen but James goes into so much more detail. When I saw the title of the episode I had to check the date of upload, I knew I had just heard it. Then when and had a look and yep just listened to the mr ballen version.

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Robyn Francis · April 11, 2026

Did they ever know for sure that he was the one who stole from him? Edit: I should have waited until the end

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Shadow Thomas · April 11, 2026

No idea where the property is???!!! WTF!!!

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Renee · April 11, 2026

The ashes were 100% not in there. Dipshit was trying for sympathy.

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Amanda Smith · April 11, 2026

My favorite thing at the end "wait! What happened to the motorcycles?!" 😂😂 i love Jimmie. Haha

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Philup Yourcrevasse · April 11, 2026

As a HD owner, I applaud him for asking. It's not worth killing over.

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Lauren kannemeyer · April 11, 2026

I just listened to this episode on mr ballen's podcast. Boys did it so much better

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Heather Igelman · April 11, 2026

Same!

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Beth Eaton · April 11, 2026

NH Girl here 💜

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Bean · April 11, 2026

Wasn’t there one really similar to this. A rich guy hiring 2 morons to do a murder for him.

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Snarky Moomin · April 11, 2026

#282- When stupid people kill?

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Lori Coxe · April 11, 2026

Woohoo!!!

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Kip Sousley · April 11, 2026

The only diversity we ever got were the exchange students that came for the school year

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Julia Valotto · April 11, 2026

Omg my grandparents lived in Deerfield for over 20 years! It was like my second home.

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Suzanne LeBel · April 11, 2026

My sister lives in Deerfield! We grew up further south, but went to the Deerfield Fair every fall when we were kids. It was a shockah to see this title tonight! 🖤

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Jon Henderson · April 11, 2026

This one sounds fuckin' great. I'm excited

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Aisling Warren · April 11, 2026

Love the Tigers hat James!!

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Jeremy Doran · April 11, 2026

Yayyyy and choo fuckin choo