Silence Of The Russian Lambs- Alex Galchenyuk
This week, we discuss a man who followed in his father's footsteps into the world of hockey, becoming a prospect, who seemed to be the future of whatever lucky team ended up with him. But there were problems, not only with his on ice production, but with his immaturity. There was a domestic incident that he was quite embarrassed about, there was his alleged substance use, which sent rumors flying around the league, and finally, a wild incident, where he threatens to dismember police officers in a very creative way, even making up a new dish!!
Follow in your Belarusian father's hockey footsteps, have a thick Russian accent, even though you were born in Wisconsin, and come up with a whole new recipe, that includes parts of police officer's body with Alex Galchenyuk!!
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Comments (44)
You are spot on with AZ reference. I am born and raised in that state and agree with you James.
lol….listening to this after the NBA playoffs…Knick are now champs!
Ill make a bolognese outta you is right up there with knocking that pasta out your pockets 😭
OMG, that drunken arrest recording made my day! Thank you!!!
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Stamkos was great! No Yakapov though 😂
O M F SKATES. I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE HOCKEY!!!!!!! Thank you for this episode. Total disclosure... I have been correcting the pronunciation of every player. Lolololol. I also know the references. Sid the Kid is still playing and still one of the top 5 of all...IMHO
Why do the guys say CIS is not about sports, then continue to talk about sports for half the show? STM is my jam.
4/20 SHOW PLEASE!!!
Yayyyyyyyy
TWENTY GRAND to move!?! How are you guys moving??? I just moved 1000 miles across many states and it cost *maybe* 2k. If I used a mover I was quoted about 3k. So with other expenses it might have been 4. Even if you add in the fact that I dont own much stuff, how could it be more than 10 grand?
We will get a liver bolognese shirt right?
Sydney Crosby is still playing and breaking records for the Penguins!
This guy was born the same year I was. Don't do alcohol kids! Just pot :) haha
Hahahaha when you play that clip, he sounds a little bit from this video with Chris D’elia when he impersonates drunk girls! 😂😂 https://youtu.be/kT0jHa6prqA?is=SJvB-kZkGcjd3eOp
Hard pass on that guy!
As a hockey fan, the hockey episodes are my favorite. I could listen to these two butcher hockey names all day long. 😭
If only you knew how accurate your bit really was in mocking people comparing Galchenyuk to Steven Stamkos. Stamkos should be a no doubt HOFer
You also will never know whats actually wrong with a guy unless he comes out and says it, players absolutely will target injuries so the disclosure is limited to 'upper body', 'lower body' and sometimes 'hand'. The only time this doenst happen really is if its season ending, like an ACL
LMAO, dudes crazy. Hilarious threatening cops, then asks Do you love me? Great episode guys
Thought the same thing! 😂 The drunken “I love you” still comes out even mid-threat.
Ugh. A boozer, a user and a looser. Look it up turkeys
Moment was bought by Patreon so a Halloween live should be totally doable
"I make a Bolognese out of you!" MUST be a t shirt
Hockey fans are pretty rabid but no we are not happy nor are we complacent with the loosing. Use to it yes happy no. My name is Jocelyn and I am a Leafs fan 😭 😂
At least we missed playoffs this year to avoid another 1st round exit 😅😅 -another sad leafs fan
JIMMIE!! Thank you for pointing out the Sarnia / Narnia Connection. Now I know why I have never taken Sarnia seriously as a country 😂. Nailed it!
I went to a private school (I grew up there) and lacrosse was one of our sports. The only protection the guys had were shoulder pads, gloves, and helmets and maybe a cup. nothing else below the waist. all the girls had were a mouthguard and small gloves and our sticks were a lot more shallow than the guys, but the balls are still the rubber with metal which will fuck you up if they hit you in the face. A guy I grew up with was a fucking beast to begin with. He played D and he had his stick was probably 5 foot long shaft, solid wood, about 1-1.5" thick, and he slashed somebody’s arm, which you’re not supposed to do, and not only broke his stick clean in half , but he also broke the other dude‘s arm. Like I said, he was a Beast.
For crying out loud watch just one half of a college lacrosse game already!
The body cam footage - what if he accidentally got a plastic bag stuck on his head ? 😂
Love hockey stories.
Kids play AAA then drafted into juniors until 18 or play college. Players are NHL drafted around 18, and usually continue developing in those leagues until theyre ready and sign an entry-level contract. Hopefully that clears up confusion for non hockey fans.
I was gonna say sort of the same thing. A player can get drafted but he has to finish college, if he's enrolled and all. I'm sure there are loopholes, but I don't know them. I'll have to look it up.
Listening to them try to pronounce some of these players names is fucking priceless.
Wisconsin reps.
Does he have hands, does he have a face then he’s not ours
He 100% said the N word. Its not clear as day, but the second time they played the sound of it, oh yeah you hear it.
I 💯 did not hear it. When you threaten to kill police officers that's enough though.
Yakapov was totally uncoachable and was gone in five seasons.
Maybe the biggest bust of all time?
about that world junior bench clearing brawl google “The Punch-up in Piestany” 4 Hockey Hall of Famers were in that Brawl. Theo Fleury scored the opening goal and slid across the ice on his knees in front of the Soviet bench, aiming his stick at them as it if it were a machine gun. It was pretty much on after that. The fight got so out of hand they turned the lights out at the rink.
I remember watching that game it was awesime theo is probably my favorite small guy.
No scummies??
James mentioned the scummies a few weeks ago and said they were going to happen. I'm imagining touring would make that difficult. Perhaps during the summer tour break?