Personal Sad Pizza, None Love Museum, Poorly Written Conspiracy
More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for the Bob Marley museum, in Jamaica, where people complain there is just too much raggae & marijuana. A pizza that should only be eaten if a person is sad enough to want to actually deprive themselves of decent things. A romance book that seems to be randomly thrown together, but has conspiracy theorists spreading their ideas & much more!!
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Comments (66)
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Word of wisdom...when the Jamaican guy says "wow that's a big brownie. Watch yourself mon." Listen to him. I unfortunately learned you can, in fact, be too high.
Fun fact! Biologics is a word! It’s a pharmaceutical made from a living thing rather than a chemical manufacturing process. Examples include insulin, vaccines, and antibodies. Every dumb-ass with a masters in biotechnology from YouTube State College knows this!
Just ate a Snickers, there is a bioengineered food ingredient in them!!?
I see a few members have told you what HEA means. Right now monster fucking is big in the romantic book community. Not a fan, but that ghost/shadow sounds interesting. (I love reading horror and the occasional romance, so I'm curious 😁).
Sorry NOT sorry ….those dollar pizzas…..are GREAT !! In the air fryer ! I buy and eat only about 3 a year…..and I love every terrible bite LOL 😂
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I don't want discuss it. But I made a literature purchase. I do not want to elaborate.
Musical Youth did Pass the Duchie
I've been to Bob Marley's house in 9 Mile where his mausoleum is. The museum in Kingston is on the list for the next visit.
i graduated magna cum laude from youtube state, how dare you insult the mighty playbacks!
HEA= Happily Ever After I have read some non-monster/animal romance in my time 😁
True, I don't *need* a candlestick, but....
“Finally, an affordable Hot Pocket” 😭😭😭
My husband said that when we first met my red flag was that I microwaved my leftover/frozen pizzas 🤣 That was over a decade now and he's (mostly) fixed me ... although, I do still like to indulge in a microwaved Ellio's from time to time!
What is wrong with straight women and how do we stop them going to farms?
“I don’t wanna fuck a teapot” 💀
I feel filthy, and I didn’t even read those books!
I know a few Shane's who have lived past that life expectancy....unfortunately 🤦♀️
I really need them to continue reading these book reviews! 🐂 👨🏻🖤
To the comment that said Jamaica is full of scams. Wake up call, all countries have scams. Even America. Duurrrr.
Maybe do a Bob Marley special
Hea-happily ever after
Thank you!!
Re,: the milking farm book... It's fetish content, guys. The people who love it love it and everyone else is going to not get it
You don't say 🙄
Well now I have to read the romance novel with the teashop shadow just to see what the actual hell is up with it. Thanks guys I am one of those people who reads bad books for fun. As in”belong to three podcasts that are pretty much bad book clubs”. Yeah I have no idea why either
Had to chime in here because as a Jamaican, I need to correct a misconception pass. The Dutchie means pass the Dutch pot. That’s what we call a Dutchie and when you’re growing up if you’re sitting around the fire and you make your cornmeal porridge, you pass the Dutchie so I can have some. It is decidedly not about weed. Trust me I know my weed.
I've read 2/4 of those Cambric Creek books. They're very different and the FMCs are neurodivergent coded. Authors are writing inanimate object (imagine stepbrother but he's a pitcher of Kool Aid) romances right now and those make Milking Farm look like Gone With the Wind.
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Beet powder is used for red color in foods not for any type of flavoring
I guess I outlived my life span as a Shane.😅
Really hope we get more book reviews of any kind going forward as someone who did a thesis on Charles Dickens people can be demented when it comes to their favourite classic
A bonus “serial killers favorite books”? I’m in.
LMAO! The Voyeur Mothman! The pervert cryptid! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Maybe, and this is just a guess here, we gals would rather get off with our preferred type of porn, because sex with a man is great except for all the other shit that comes along with the man. Such as their stupid insecurities and douche bag vocabulary. Specifically the use of words like "bioligics" and "gooner." If I had to sit across the dinner table from "Jim" and he talked like that, there's no way I'd be going home with him.
I've had so many of those trash pizzas. They are ... Something.
So true! My crazy cousin Shane died young and very drunk when he wrapped his motorcycle around a tree. Happy he didn't hurt anyone else. Shanes are maniac white kids.
Once at my son's house, I saw Mama Celeste pizzas in his freezer. I asked him with the good money he's making, why is he eating trash? His response? Because he's lazy & it's easy to take to work for lunch. 🤢
I just realized that women can be described as "too horny to think" and it's fine, but if a man was described the same way, it sounds like someone's about to be in danger lmaoooo 👩🏻: "too horny to think (silly)" 🧔🏻♂️: "too horny to think (threat)"
HEA happily ever after. Love you guys
That Great Value pizza is made for people who don't have access to hot plates or an oven, like how many dorm rooms only let you have a microwave Also, for anyone wondering: riboflavin is a type of Vitamin B2; Niacin is another type of B2; Thiamine mononitrate is B1; folic acid is a form of B9. The chemical names just tell you more specifically how the molecules are shaped, since some of the Vitamin Bs have different shapes for the same thing
I could listen to these book reviews for another hour. That shit was over the top hilarious.
HEA - Happily Ever After
Can someone tell me wtf is with everyone wanting ranch dressing? And putting it on fuckin everything? Has to be the grossest thing made. Well next to the great value pizza.
Bite your heathen tongue!! Freshly made ranch is fucking delicious!
Bad news guys.... 80% of food at the grocery stores have Bioengineered food Ingredients
I used to be an event coordinator, never saw a mothman
I have been to Jamaica three times and the resorts play pretty much nothing but Bob Marley on a constant loop and you will most likely be over reggae by the time you leave, also the smoke in Jamaica is super mids, like the smoke in the 90’s in the US.
My husband and I often reminisce about our first couple years of marriage and how we lived on Tina's Burritos and Rice a Roni 😄
No lice Urban legend:)
Better than coffee Great start to the day, thanks guys❤️
Great episode as always! HEA = happily ever after (I had to look that up)
“Contains a bioengineered ingredient” is on almost every food label unless it’s specifically non-GMO
The Jamaican equivalent to the word gringo is "yankee," which is often used to refer to Americans or foreigners in a similar context
Stop objectifying minotaurs!!!!
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They're not wrong - I knew a Shane.... who died from stupidity at 13.
I need to look up the Shane I had a crush on in middle school and see what happened to him
Another great episode guys 🥰
I will visit the Bob Marley museum before I die (and smoke a joint) best believe ❤️💛💚💨!
Beet powder is used for coloring. And bio engineered product is probably just the soybean oil.
Morning, folks. Happy Monday.
You guys fuckin rock and never disappoint!!
Yaaaaay!
Yay indeed Kath!!
