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April 6, 2026

Personal Sad Pizza, None Love Museum, Poorly Written Conspiracy

More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for the Bob Marley museum, in Jamaica, where people complain there is just too much raggae & marijuana. A pizza that should only be eaten if a person is sad enough to want to actually deprive themselves of decent things. A romance book that seems to be randomly thrown together, but has conspiracy theorists spreading their ideas & much more!!

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Comments (66)

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CJ & Jacob Mutson · May 2, 2026

Čy 5th h5bhhbb BTW b t Vladimir

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Shannon Hoffmeyer · April 23, 2026

Word of wisdom...when the Jamaican guy says "wow that's a big brownie. Watch yourself mon." Listen to him. I unfortunately learned you can, in fact, be too high.

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Kelly Anderson · April 22, 2026

Fun fact! Biologics is a word! It’s a pharmaceutical made from a living thing rather than a chemical manufacturing process. Examples include insulin, vaccines, and antibodies. Every dumb-ass with a masters in biotechnology from YouTube State College knows this!

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Keri Tomlin · April 17, 2026

Just ate a Snickers, there is a bioengineered food ingredient in them!!?

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Maxandra · April 16, 2026

I see a few members have told you what HEA means. Right now monster fucking is big in the romantic book community. Not a fan, but that ghost/shadow sounds interesting. (I love reading horror and the occasional romance, so I'm curious 😁).

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Jackie Sewell · April 13, 2026

Sorry NOT sorry ….those dollar pizzas…..are GREAT !! In the air fryer ! I buy and eat only about 3 a year…..and I love every terrible bite LOL 😂

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Melinda Metz · April 12, 2026

Youtube U

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Jen Dana · April 12, 2026

I don't want discuss it. But I made a literature purchase. I do not want to elaborate.

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Kira Nevaeh · April 10, 2026

Musical Youth did Pass the Duchie

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RonnieMo1015 · April 10, 2026

I've been to Bob Marley's house in 9 Mile where his mausoleum is. The museum in Kingston is on the list for the next visit.

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Omaha, Nebraska · April 9, 2026

i graduated magna cum laude from youtube state, how dare you insult the mighty playbacks!

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Nicole Alpeter · April 9, 2026

HEA= Happily Ever After I have read some non-monster/animal romance in my time 😁

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EnrichHardInTheSlightest · April 9, 2026

True, I don't *need* a candlestick, but....

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Cam 🛸 · April 9, 2026

“Finally, an affordable Hot Pocket” 😭😭😭

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Runa Fox · April 8, 2026

My husband said that when we first met my red flag was that I microwaved my leftover/frozen pizzas 🤣 That was over a decade now and he's (mostly) fixed me ... although, I do still like to indulge in a microwaved Ellio's from time to time!

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Thomas Smith · April 8, 2026

What is wrong with straight women and how do we stop them going to farms?

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Kellie Gillespie · April 8, 2026

“I don’t wanna fuck a teapot” 💀

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Mary · April 8, 2026

I feel filthy, and I didn’t even read those books!

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NonniX2 · April 8, 2026

I know a few Shane's who have lived past that life expectancy....unfortunately 🤦‍♀️

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🔮 Adminiwitch🔮 · April 8, 2026

I really need them to continue reading these book reviews! 🐂 👨🏻🖤

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Cali Girl · April 7, 2026

To the comment that said Jamaica is full of scams. Wake up call, all countries have scams. Even America. Duurrrr.

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Cali Girl · April 7, 2026

Maybe do a Bob Marley special

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karen loewenthal · April 7, 2026

Hea-happily ever after

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Mary · April 8, 2026

Thank you!!

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Alyssa Bartoshevich · April 7, 2026

Re,: the milking farm book... It's fetish content, guys. The people who love it love it and everyone else is going to not get it

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Lesley Zen Marx · April 7, 2026

You don't say 🙄

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Bleachedblackcat · April 7, 2026

Well now I have to read the romance novel with the teashop shadow just to see what the actual hell is up with it. Thanks guys I am one of those people who reads bad books for fun. As in”belong to three podcasts that are pretty much bad book clubs”. Yeah I have no idea why either

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Julie A. Bayley · April 7, 2026

Had to chime in here because as a Jamaican, I need to correct a misconception pass. The Dutchie means pass the Dutch pot. That’s what we call a Dutchie and when you’re growing up if you’re sitting around the fire and you make your cornmeal porridge, you pass the Dutchie so I can have some. It is decidedly not about weed. Trust me I know my weed.

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Alinda Rininger · April 6, 2026

I've read 2/4 of those Cambric Creek books. They're very different and the FMCs are neurodivergent coded. Authors are writing inanimate object (imagine stepbrother but he's a pitcher of Kool Aid) romances right now and those make Milking Farm look like Gone With the Wind.

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Bethany Sutherland · April 7, 2026

🤨

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andrew webster · April 6, 2026

Beet powder is used for red color in foods not for any type of flavoring

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Shane King · April 6, 2026

I guess I outlived my life span as a Shane.😅

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Stephen Watts · April 6, 2026

Really hope we get more book reviews of any kind going forward as someone who did a thesis on Charles Dickens people can be demented when it comes to their favourite classic

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Calypso’s Mom · April 8, 2026

A bonus “serial killers favorite books”? I’m in.

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Max Wilson · April 6, 2026

LMAO! The Voyeur Mothman! The pervert cryptid! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Trina · April 6, 2026

Maybe, and this is just a guess here, we gals would rather get off with our preferred type of porn, because sex with a man is great except for all the other shit that comes along with the man. Such as their stupid insecurities and douche bag vocabulary. Specifically the use of words like "bioligics" and "gooner." If I had to sit across the dinner table from "Jim" and he talked like that, there's no way I'd be going home with him.

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Damon Stephens · April 6, 2026

I've had so many of those trash pizzas. They are ... Something.

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Wasabi Kat · April 6, 2026

So true! My crazy cousin Shane died young and very drunk when he wrapped his motorcycle around a tree. Happy he didn't hurt anyone else. Shanes are maniac white kids.

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Grace Luterek · April 6, 2026

Once at my son's house, I saw Mama Celeste pizzas in his freezer. I asked him with the good money he's making, why is he eating trash? His response? Because he's lazy & it's easy to take to work for lunch. 🤢

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Cara (Care-uh) · April 6, 2026

I just realized that women can be described as "too horny to think" and it's fine, but if a man was described the same way, it sounds like someone's about to be in danger lmaoooo 👩🏻: "too horny to think (silly)" 🧔🏻‍♂️: "too horny to think (threat)"

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Susan Borosh · April 6, 2026

HEA happily ever after. Love you guys

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Smalls (smallenoughtofit) · April 6, 2026

That Great Value pizza is made for people who don't have access to hot plates or an oven, like how many dorm rooms only let you have a microwave Also, for anyone wondering: riboflavin is a type of Vitamin B2; Niacin is another type of B2; Thiamine mononitrate is B1; folic acid is a form of B9. The chemical names just tell you more specifically how the molecules are shaped, since some of the Vitamin Bs have different shapes for the same thing

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Mike McNamer · April 6, 2026

I could listen to these book reviews for another hour. That shit was over the top hilarious.

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Johnny Harlon · April 6, 2026

HEA - Happily Ever After

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Sgt. Slaughter's Cobra · April 6, 2026

Can someone tell me wtf is with everyone wanting ranch dressing? And putting it on fuckin everything? Has to be the grossest thing made. Well next to the great value pizza.

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Erika Fultz · April 7, 2026

Bite your heathen tongue!! Freshly made ranch is fucking delicious!

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Eddie LeBoeuf Jr · April 6, 2026

Bad news guys.... 80% of food at the grocery stores have Bioengineered food Ingredients

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Mirissa Misiowiec · April 6, 2026

I used to be an event coordinator, never saw a mothman

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Jeff Stanton II · April 6, 2026

I have been to Jamaica three times and the resorts play pretty much nothing but Bob Marley on a constant loop and you will most likely be over reggae by the time you leave, also the smoke in Jamaica is super mids, like the smoke in the 90’s in the US.

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Tammy Hedrick · April 6, 2026

My husband and I often reminisce about our first couple years of marriage and how we lived on Tina's Burritos and Rice a Roni 😄

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rebecca Deardorff · April 6, 2026

No lice Urban legend:)

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rebecca Deardorff · April 6, 2026

Better than coffee Great start to the day, thanks guys❤️

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H-man · April 6, 2026

Great episode as always! HEA = happily ever after (I had to look that up)

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Jay · April 6, 2026

“Contains a bioengineered ingredient” is on almost every food label unless it’s specifically non-GMO

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Anónimo · April 6, 2026

The Jamaican equivalent to the word gringo is "yankee," which is often used to refer to Americans or foreigners in a similar context

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Jenna Augustine Atwater · April 6, 2026

Stop objectifying minotaurs!!!!

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Dan W · April 6, 2026

Mid

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Alyx Hatfield-Evans · April 6, 2026

They're not wrong - I knew a Shane.... who died from stupidity at 13.

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Jenna Augustine Atwater · April 6, 2026

I need to look up the Shane I had a crush on in middle school and see what happened to him

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Mishka Wolfy · April 6, 2026

Another great episode guys 🥰

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Dforbes · April 6, 2026

I will visit the Bob Marley museum before I die (and smoke a joint) best believe ❤️💛💚💨!

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Jessica Schafer · April 6, 2026

Beet powder is used for coloring. And bio engineered product is probably just the soybean oil.

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Bob Dobs · April 6, 2026

Morning, folks. Happy Monday.

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AndrewsPsyche · April 6, 2026

You guys fuckin rock and never disappoint!!

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Snarky Moomin · April 6, 2026

Yaaaaay!

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AndrewsPsyche · April 6, 2026

Yay indeed Kath!!