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March 23, 2026

Museum Of Muppets & Disappointment, River Romance, Not Much Education

More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a museum where people complain that there aren't quite enough Muppets, and one Chewbacca head just isn't enough. A school, where the kids may not learn much, but at least the staff is allegedly always willing to argue. A tourist boat ride, where you may be packed in like sardines, and you never know who you're actually paying & much more!!

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Comments (29)

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Becca Thomas · April 7, 2026

Would love to hear reviews of the museum of puppetry.

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April · April 2, 2026

Can confirm from living in Seoul since 2024 7-11, and a few other convenience stores are on every block. Everywhere. Sometimes two on each block lol

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Dana McCall · March 28, 2026

Off topic but, I found the perfect occasion (and place) to wear my “That’s your dildo” shirt- the No Kings rally! 👏👏👏🙌🙌🙌

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Nunya_bsnss · March 27, 2026

22:00 I'm very proud of the NY attitude. You bleeding? No? Then fuck off 😂 1:02:00 I love the call back to "I know Pooh is topping Goofy over there past the monorail, past the hotels. I KNOW IT!" Because I'm a nerd, I have it documented: episode 241 Small Town Murder: minute 28. The participants were Goofy, Woody with surprise guest Jack Sparrow. 1:09:10 we'll finish off

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Karl Peek · March 25, 2026

Yall should look into LMS Parking, essentially an illegal/predatory towing and booting company. They’ll boot you in your own parking lot, absolute wealth of bad reviews, mine included😂

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Nicki Solowij · March 25, 2026

Thanks guys. I'm a mobile dog groomer in South Australia. Listen to every episode while I'll groom the dogs.

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Zoe BB · March 25, 2026

5D is the ascended spiritual dimension lmaooo homie was disappointed they couldn’t transcend near the damn muppets 😹

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Matt Q Spangler · March 24, 2026

Anyone else feel the new mic sounds are a bit too tiney?

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Kellie Gillespie · March 24, 2026

Me… searching for drawbridge operator jobs…

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I Work at IHOP When Off My Prosthesis 🦿 · March 26, 2026

Same! I'm disabled and that's now my dream job. Took the #1 spot over panda nanny. 😂

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ENKC · March 24, 2026

The amount of people that think freedom of speech means you can say whatever you want, anywhere, with no consequence, is too damn high.

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Liz Rutherford · March 23, 2026

I want to shoot Jackie Jr in the back of the head.

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Meredith · March 23, 2026

Japanese language can be very formal depending on who is speaking, age, position. Verbs change if you are speaking casually or politely

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Boosed Podcast · March 23, 2026

Atlanta has The Center of Puppetry Arts. The Jim Henson exhibit was great and all of their other items are very interesting.

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Tammy Hedrick · March 23, 2026

I will never again be able to look at Goofy the same way. 😂

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Max Wilson · March 23, 2026

7-11 is actually now a fully owned Japanese company. They make fresh foods throughout the day. Unless you apparently can get a bad associate. You can eat all your meals there and it’s delicious and different each meal. Not to mention all the different varieties of instant ramen’s and meals.

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M. Kultra · March 23, 2026

I love cinema. Buttfuck the Oscars.

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M · March 23, 2026

7-11 is a Japanese company now. My dad worked as a regional manager his first day at work was going to Japan for two weeks. The 7-Eleven’s over there are very very different than what they are here. Many of them are actually like local grocery stores so they’re not like the 7-Eleven’s here. Very very different.

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Penny · March 23, 2026

My husband plans everything when on vacation. I appreciate that I don’t have to anything but Jesus, take a breath.

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OMAR GOBBY · March 23, 2026

Ms. Rachel is kinda scary looking https://www.linkedin.com/in/rachel-lunden-carter-9293b02b?utm_source=share&utm_campaign=share_via&utm_content=profile&utm_medium=android_app

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Shinea Igielinski · March 23, 2026

James's impression of Goofy getting a blowjob is going to live in my brain rent free for a while...

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Nobody Asked You, Jennifer · March 23, 2026

To those West Coast people, we have the Academy Museum of Motion Pictures in LA. Go there and stop complaining 🤣

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Dan W · March 23, 2026

I've done the 🗽 🛳 , 5⭐️'s .

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JoBu · March 23, 2026

As of 2005 the entire 7-11 company is owned and managed by a Japanese based company.

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Tasha Harris · March 23, 2026

I just came here to say.. when I heard ‘blistering cold’ I thought of Stan by Eminem. That’s the only other time I’ve heard this 😂

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Jeff Stanton II · March 23, 2026

As someone who worked in kitchens for 25 years I completely agree and support James’s arguments about going out on those holidays, it’s solely turn and burn and get the fuckin night over.

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Damian Marling · March 23, 2026

A great start to my Monday morning!

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Dforbes · March 23, 2026

I wish I could have gone to the live show of this! Don’t get me wrong I love STM but I just don’t think it’s as funny as YSO. I love that they got rid of the personal item of the week it’s just more laughs for your buck I think. But I love all 3 shows thanks boys!

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Chindong Un · March 23, 2026

Hell yeah, y'all!! Chindong raging this Monday morning!!